The Brown Breakdown ( THE BIGGEST RACIST THREAD EVER!)

[spice_of_life]

The Brown Breakdown
Bengalis

Here fishy fishy fishy

We start things off by taking a look at the Bengali folk. Now Bengalis (whether they know it or not) are known for their love of fish. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, after-school snack … fish. Do not insult fish when you are in presence of Bengalis. It’s like insulting their mothers.

Some Bengalis even smell like fish (which is no surprise because of all the fish cooking and such). I mean I like fish and all … I just don’t like people who talk about fish 24/7.

Is it just me or does the name “Bangladesh” sorta sound like a porn actor or something?



Gujjus

“I can’t wait to eat that parrot.”

Known to be the cheap bastards of the brown race. Let’s say you are going to die because some burglars have a gun to your head and the only way you can live is that you give them $5. Since you forgot your wallet at home you decide to call your Gujju neighbour. Will they shell out the 5 bones?

Gujju: I like you and all Hamzah… it’s just that … $5 is a lot you know? What about $2.50? Ask the burglar if he can let you go with $2.50
Hamzah: I did. He’s angry now… he’s gonna kill me and ((shots fired))((click))
Gujju:Hello? Hamzah? I change my mind… I think $2.50 is too much. How about $1.50?


Karachiites


Karachiites take pride in their beautiful city.

Karachiites hail from Karachi, the multicultural hub of Pakistan. Multicultural meaning a mix of the people on this page (which I guess makes it more multicultural than other places). So it’s sorta like the salad of the brown world. A chocolate salad.

Now exactly why do Karachiites want to be distinguished from other ethnicities? Technically Karachi isn’t an ethnicity, but don’t tell a Karachiite that … they hate that. I did that once … and all these Karachiites circled around me like a bunch of cockroaches and insulted me until I was in tears. I told them it wasn’t my fault they weren’t a real ethnicity.

When I went to Karachi as a wee lad I noticed how nobody would smile at me. Perhaps it was because of the “India Cricket World Champs” T-Shirt I was wearing but I think it was something else. Karachiites will always be mysterious and smell.


Pathans


This book is about how to avoid Pathans from flirting with you. And Russia stuff.

Apparently Pathans are knowns as the “beautiful” race. If you got a drop of Pathan blood in you, you’re drop dead gorgeous (or so they say). Once I met a Pathan and I said “Excuse me handsome sir, do you have the time?” and the Pathan replied “It’s 3:34pm but I’m a woman not a man” and I replied with “My apologies gorgeous ma’am”. So I guess that beautiful Pathan generalization is useless?

The Pathans all hang out in this joint called Peshawar (sometimes called “Pissawar” by me… I mean Karachiites… those damn Karachiites). Now from what I heard from those beautiful Pathans is that Peshawar is like amazing and yadda yadda yadda. HOWEVER, I got word from an ex-Pathan that Peshawar is actually home of pure evil. Apparently they have this road in Peshawar where if you get caught walking there at night the Pathans will kidnap you and will probably turn into a Pathan of their own (sort of like the Borg). Watch out.


Hydros

(hyderabadies)


“I heart the char minar”

Hydros all somehow seem to know each other. Hydros can travel in the middle of a desert on the other side of the world and if they somehow run across another Hydro, chances are their fathers went to the same school together or something. They’re weird like that.

They’re also known as the snobs of the brown race. I think the majority of Hydros have a “holier than thou” attitude. They think they’re better than you and your pet budgie and there’s nothing you can do about it because you aren’t a Hydro. Don’t even think about marrying a Hydro because they don’t marry outside of their own kind.

That sorta makes you think though. If Hydros only married amongst Hydros then well, eventually they’d start imbreeding. Actually… that explains a lot.


Tamils

Typical Tamil family

The not-so-bright white people would confuse brown people with black people which I guess could be a common mistake because Tamils sorta blur the line between these two races. Tilting the hat to side, incoherency, travelling like wolves, etc. are just some of the many features of Tamils. They are sorta like the “troubled kid” of the brown family.

In University, the Tamils travel in packs. It’s rare that you’d find one walking alone. They also make a lot of noise in the library and usually get kicked out. During exams, they are much like the yellows when it comes to cheating. They stick to their corner while speaking amongst themselves. To a non-Tamil, their language seems like sniffing and clearing-sore-throat like sounds. Tamils are lucky in that sense and survive university because of it.


Memons

Memons don’t give nothing to nobody.

Memons are like a by-product of the Gujjus. When Pakistan was formed the Memons were all like “yo screw the Gujjus, let’s make our own ethnicity”. So they did and developed their own language but the stingy, cheap-skate trait of the Gujjus was passed on to the Memons.

They also have this silly tendency to be clean. Now I understand it’s great to be clean and all but once I was eating pizza with another Memon and he got up four times in the middle of the meal just to wash his hands, come back and resume eating. Apparently if they get too dirty something triggers in their mind and it’s off to the washroom with them. That’s my secret to getting rid of them. Just squirt ketchup on their shirt or splash them with grape juice or something. They’ll run off in tears. Stupid germophobes.

And was friggin Pinocchio an old ancestor of Memons because what’s the deal with their noses??


Biharis

Nihari rhymes with Bihari.

Nobody cares about these puckers.

Phrikan hell.


Sindhis



This man is in shock for revisiting Sindh.

Apparently Sindh is the place where Karachiites hail from but they don’t want to be considered part of it. There’s like this huge war between Karachiites and Sindhis and nobody knows about it. It’s sorta like Israel-Palestine, only less-killing and more insults being thrown around. Karachiites want to TAKE OVER Sindh while Sindhis want to assimilate Karachiites part of Sindh “culture”... whatever the hell their culture is anyway.

So once during a class project the teacher was pairing up students so I told the teacher it would be funny if she paired up a Karachiites and a Sindhi. She didn’t know what the hell either was so she obliged. I’ve never heard so much swearing and such in my life. I told them that they both sucked and they united to make fun of me. The same should work with Israel-Palestine hopefully so I hope the world is listening. Karachiites and Sindhis could be used as guinea pigs.


Saudi Trash


“Get out of my country you non-national you.”

The next group of browns don’t really have their own ethnicity … but like Karachiites, they’re a hub of “multicultural” people. Unlike Karachiites, they aren’t in charge. The Arabs are.

Now when Arabs are in power, bad things happen. For some odd reason they feel that if you aren’t a Saudi-born Arab then you aren’t special. So like around university they go “okay no more English at all” so all the non-Arabs are like “aw damn” and so they got the boot. Arabs are racist like that.

Anyway so when these immigrants come to the West they become “Saudi trash”. Don’t get offended by the name, I didn’t make it up. The Arabs did.


Punjabis


“Balle Balle Arthur!”

They put the P in PMS, plain and simple. I’ve yet to meet a Punjabi that doesn’t have a short-temper. They are the Klingons of the brown folk. Always looking for a fight. Even if you say “Listen Punjabi, I’m not looking for a fight” they’ll still think it’s fighting words.

I got a lot of Punjabi friends and they’re always fighting amongst each other. Even I start yelling and screaming if I’m around Punjabis too long. I’ve been offended 8 times in my entire life. Once by an Arab, the other seven times by a Punjabi. And the Punjabi didn’t even mean it. He was just making friendly talk. It’s just that their friendly talk is like painful to non-Punjabis. They could somehow turn “How are you?” into an offensive insult.

I think some ways for Punjabis to let go of their anger is to start dancing. They call it bhangra and even the dancing looks angry. Like if dancing forms could be personified then bhangra looks mighty pissed off compared to say, the holka-polka or square-dancing.

Indian Punjabis hail from Poonjab, while Paki Punjabis are La Whores.


And the rest.


The leftover browns have a congregation every year.

If your race wasn’t listed it’s because

a) your race sucks

or

b) your race has too much stuff to make fun of and thus, will be saved for a future article.

http://www.thebrowntimes.com/index.p...rown_Breakdown

[Siddhu]

Originally Posted by spice_of_life

The Brown Breakdown
Bengalis

Here fishy fishy fishy

We start things off by taking a look at the Bengali folk. Now Bengalis (whether they know it or not) are known for their love of fish. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, after-school snack … fish. Do not insult fish when you are in presence of Bengalis. It’s like insulting their mothers.

Some Bengalis even smell like fish (which is no surprise because of all the fish cooking and such). I mean I like fish and all … I just don’t like people who talk about fish 24/7.

Is it just me or does the name “Bangladesh” sorta sound like a porn actor or something?



Gujjus

“I can’t wait to eat that parrot.”

Known to be the cheap bastards of the brown race. Let’s say you are going to die because some burglars have a gun to your head and the only way you can live is that you give them $5. Since you forgot your wallet at home you decide to call your Gujju neighbour. Will they shell out the 5 bones?

Gujju: I like you and all Hamzah… it’s just that … $5 is a lot you know? What about $2.50? Ask the burglar if he can let you go with $2.50
Hamzah: I did. He’s angry now… he’s gonna kill me and ((shots fired))((click))
Gujju:Hello? Hamzah? I change my mind… I think $2.50 is too much. How about $1.50?


Karachiites


Karachiites take pride in their beautiful city.

Karachiites hail from Karachi, the multicultural hub of Pakistan. Multicultural meaning a mix of the people on this page (which I guess makes it more multicultural than other places). So it’s sorta like the salad of the brown world. A chocolate salad.

Now exactly why do Karachiites want to be distinguished from other ethnicities? Technically Karachi isn’t an ethnicity, but don’t tell a Karachiite that … they hate that. I did that once … and all these Karachiites circled around me like a bunch of cockroaches and insulted me until I was in tears. I told them it wasn’t my fault they weren’t a real ethnicity.

When I went to Karachi as a wee lad I noticed how nobody would smile at me. Perhaps it was because of the “India Cricket World Champs” T-Shirt I was wearing but I think it was something else. Karachiites will always be mysterious and smell.


Pathans


This book is about how to avoid Pathans from flirting with you. And Russia stuff.

Apparently Pathans are knowns as the “beautiful” race. If you got a drop of Pathan blood in you, you’re drop dead gorgeous (or so they say). Once I met a Pathan and I said “Excuse me handsome sir, do you have the time?” and the Pathan replied “It’s 3:34pm but I’m a woman not a man” and I replied with “My apologies gorgeous ma’am”. So I guess that beautiful Pathan generalization is useless?

The Pathans all hang out in this joint called Peshawar (sometimes called “Pissawar” by me… I mean Karachiites… those damn Karachiites). Now from what I heard from those beautiful Pathans is that Peshawar is like amazing and yadda yadda yadda. HOWEVER, I got word from an ex-Pathan that Peshawar is actually home of pure evil. Apparently they have this road in Peshawar where if you get caught walking there at night the Pathans will kidnap you and will probably turn into a Pathan of their own (sort of like the Borg). Watch out.


Hydros

(hyderabadies)


“I heart the char minar”

Hydros all somehow seem to know each other. Hydros can travel in the middle of a desert on the other side of the world and if they somehow run across another Hydro, chances are their fathers went to the same school together or something. They’re weird like that.

They’re also known as the snobs of the brown race. I think the majority of Hydros have a “holier than thou” attitude. They think they’re better than you and your pet budgie and there’s nothing you can do about it because you aren’t a Hydro. Don’t even think about marrying a Hydro because they don’t marry outside of their own kind.

That sorta makes you think though. If Hydros only married amongst Hydros then well, eventually they’d start imbreeding. Actually… that explains a lot.


Tamils

Typical Tamil family

The not-so-bright white people would confuse brown people with black people which I guess could be a common mistake because Tamils sorta blur the line between these two races. Tilting the hat to side, incoherency, travelling like wolves, etc. are just some of the many features of Tamils. They are sorta like the “troubled kid” of the brown family.

In University, the Tamils travel in packs. It’s rare that you’d find one walking alone. They also make a lot of noise in the library and usually get kicked out. During exams, they are much like the yellows when it comes to cheating. They stick to their corner while speaking amongst themselves. To a non-Tamil, their language seems like sniffing and clearing-sore-throat like sounds. Tamils are lucky in that sense and survive university because of it.


Memons

Memons don’t give nothing to nobody.

Memons are like a by-product of the Gujjus. When Pakistan was formed the Memons were all like “yo screw the Gujjus, let’s make our own ethnicity”. So they did and developed their own language but the stingy, cheap-skate trait of the Gujjus was passed on to the Memons.

They also have this silly tendency to be clean. Now I understand it’s great to be clean and all but once I was eating pizza with another Memon and he got up four times in the middle of the meal just to wash his hands, come back and resume eating. Apparently if they get too dirty something triggers in their mind and it’s off to the washroom with them. That’s my secret to getting rid of them. Just squirt ketchup on their shirt or splash them with grape juice or something. They’ll run off in tears. Stupid germophobes.

And was friggin Pinocchio an old ancestor of Memons because what’s the deal with their noses??


Biharis

Nihari rhymes with Bihari.

Nobody cares about these puckers.

Phrikan hell.


Sindhis



This man is in shock for revisiting Sindh.

Apparently Sindh is the place where Karachiites hail from but they don’t want to be considered part of it. There’s like this huge war between Karachiites and Sindhis and nobody knows about it. It’s sorta like Israel-Palestine, only less-killing and more insults being thrown around. Karachiites want to TAKE OVER Sindh while Sindhis want to assimilate Karachiites part of Sindh “culture”... whatever the hell their culture is anyway.

So once during a class project the teacher was pairing up students so I told the teacher it would be funny if she paired up a Karachiites and a Sindhi. She didn’t know what the hell either was so she obliged. I’ve never heard so much swearing and such in my life. I told them that they both sucked and they united to make fun of me. The same should work with Israel-Palestine hopefully so I hope the world is listening. Karachiites and Sindhis could be used as guinea pigs.


Saudi Trash


“Get out of my country you non-national you.”

The next group of browns don’t really have their own ethnicity … but like Karachiites, they’re a hub of “multicultural” people. Unlike Karachiites, they aren’t in charge. The Arabs are.

Now when Arabs are in power, bad things happen. For some odd reason they feel that if you aren’t a Saudi-born Arab then you aren’t special. So like around university they go “okay no more English at all” so all the non-Arabs are like “aw damn” and so they got the boot. Arabs are racist like that.

Anyway so when these immigrants come to the West they become “Saudi trash”. Don’t get offended by the name, I didn’t make it up. The Arabs did.


Punjabis


“Balle Balle Arthur!”

They put the P in PMS, plain and simple. I’ve yet to meet a Punjabi that doesn’t have a short-temper. They are the Klingons of the brown folk. Always looking for a fight. Even if you say “Listen Punjabi, I’m not looking for a fight” they’ll still think it’s fighting words.

I got a lot of Punjabi friends and they’re always fighting amongst each other. Even I start yelling and screaming if I’m around Punjabis too long. I’ve been offended 8 times in my entire life. Once by an Arab, the other seven times by a Punjabi. And the Punjabi didn’t even mean it. He was just making friendly talk. It’s just that their friendly talk is like painful to non-Punjabis. They could somehow turn “How are you?” into an offensive insult.

I think some ways for Punjabis to let go of their anger is to start dancing. They call it bhangra and even the dancing looks angry. Like if dancing forms could be personified then bhangra looks mighty pissed off compared to say, the holka-polka or square-dancing.

Indian Punjabis hail from Poonjab, while Paki Punjabis are La Whores.


And the rest.


The leftover browns have a congregation every year.

If your race wasn’t listed it’s because

a) your race sucks

or

b) your race has too much stuff to make fun of and thus, will be saved for a future article.

http://www.thebrowntimes.com/index.p...rown_Breakdown

i just skimmed it...thats some funny shit...altough racist...funny

[adren@line]

Here are my impressions of the stereotypes, based on what *other* people have said:

gujus - Cheap and extremely conservative.

punjabis - Drunk, violent, love to party, short tempers. Women are either too hairy or very pretty.

South Indians - Short, dark, ugly, and very smart.

Tamils - Indian ones are like other South Indians. Sri Lankan ones are crazy.

Hydros - Yep. They all think they know each other since Hyderabad is so small.

Arabs - Overt racists and like to blow stuff up.

Iranians - Snobby and overly ethnocentric.

Pakistanis - Try to hard to be middle eastern. Too into Islam and violent.

Pathans - good looking, dumb, hospitable, and violent.

Jatts - Dumb and love to fight. Extremely ethnocentric.

**note: this is based on what others have said. I dont neccasarily believe all of these**

[HeRsHeE317]

Originally Posted by spice_of_life

Memons

Memons don’t give nothing to nobody.

Memons are like a by-product of the Gujjus. When Pakistan was formed the Memons were all like “yo screw the Gujjus, let’s make our own ethnicity”. So they did and developed their own language but the stingy, cheap-skate trait of the Gujjus was passed on to the Memons.

They also have this silly tendency to be clean. Now I understand it’s great to be clean and all but once I was eating pizza with another Memon and he got up four times in the middle of the meal just to wash his hands, come back and resume eating. Apparently if they get too dirty something triggers in their mind and it’s off to the washroom with them. That’s my secret to getting rid of them. Just squirt ketchup on their shirt or splash them with grape juice or something. They’ll run off in tears. Stupid germophobes.

And was friggin Pinocchio an old ancestor of Memons because what’s the deal with their noses??
]

:rofl bow:

yes, i hate being memon, i despise being brown, i wish i was eqyptian.

[YANYANspokesgyal]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

























that's old

[Punjabi_Link]

Originally Posted by adren@line

Here are my impressions of the stereotypes, based on what *other* people have said:

gujus - Cheap and extremely conservative.

punjabis - Drunk, violent, love to party, short tempers. Women are either too hairy or very pretty.

South Indians - Short, dark, ugly, and very smart.

Tamils - Indian ones are like other South Indians. Sri Lankan ones are crazy.

Hydros - Yep. They all think they know each other since Hyderabad is so small.

Arabs - Overt racists and like to blow stuff up.

Iranians - Snobby and overly ethnocentric.

Pakistanis - Try to hard to be middle eastern. Too into Islam and violent.

Pathans - good looking, dumb, hospitable, and violent.

Jatts - Dumb and love to fight. Extremely ethnocentric.

**note: this is based on what others have said. I dont neccasarily believe all of these**

Why are you separting Jatts and Punjabis for? Don't Jatts and Punjabis act the same way?

[Z4K5T4R]

Originally Posted by adren@line

Here are my impressions of the stereotypes, based on what *other* people have said:

gujus - Cheap and extremely conservative.

punjabis - Drunk, violent, love to party, short tempers. Women are either too hairy or very pretty.

South Indians - Short, dark, ugly, and very smart.

Tamils - Indian ones are like other South Indians. Sri Lankan ones are crazy.

Hydros - Yep. They all think they know each other since Hyderabad is so small.

Arabs - Overt racists and like to blow stuff up.

Iranians - Snobby and overly ethnocentric.

Pakistanis - Try to hard to be middle eastern. Too into Islam and violent.

Pathans - good looking, dumb, hospitable, and violent.

Jatts - Dumb and love to fight. Extremely ethnocentric.

**note: this is based on what others have said. I dont neccasarily believe all of these**

ERROR - Look above on highlighted Pakistanis are also Punjabis and many others

[ZzoO]

Originally Posted by adren@line

Here are my impressions of the stereotypes, based on what *other* people have said:

gujus - Cheap and extremely conservative.

punjabis - Drunk, violent, love to party, short tempers. Women are either too hairy or very pretty.

South Indians - Short, dark, ugly, and very smart.

Tamils - Indian ones are like other South Indians. Sri Lankan ones are crazy.

Hydros - Yep. They all think they know each other since Hyderabad is so small.

Arabs - Overt racists and like to blow stuff up.

Iranians - Snobby and overly ethnocentric.

Pakistanis - Try to hard to be middle eastern. Too into Islam and violent.

Pathans - good looking, dumb, hospitable, and violent.

Jatts - Dumb and love to fight. Extremely ethnocentric.

**note: this is based on what others have said. I dont neccasarily believe all of these**

pakistanis should be split up into different races.. because some are violent and some are not

[dyaus]

fuggetit.

[adren@line]

Originally Posted by Punjabi_Link

Why are you separting Jatts and Punjabis for? Don't Jatts and Punjabis act the same way?

jatts are the punjabi stereotype on steroids.

[adren@line]

Originally Posted by Z4K5T4R

ERROR - Look above on highlighted Pakistanis are also Punjabis and many others

yep, but that doesnt mean that stereotypes dont exist for "Pakistanis" and for "Punjabis" seperatly.

[Z4K5T4R]

Originally Posted by adren@line

yep, but that doesnt mean that stereotypes dont exist for "Pakistanis" and for "Punjabis" seperatly.

So you just said it some Pakistani Punjabis are good and others are bad - but thats like any other ethnic right? you get the good ones and bad ones?

[Z4K5T4R]

Originally Posted by ZzoO

pakistanis should be split up into different races.. because some are violent and some are not

Ok dumbwit thats like every ethnic! Are people that dumb nowadays?

[Sonward]

You are so racist it's not even funny

[Razzy007]

Originally Posted by spice_of_life

The Brown Breakdown
Bengalis

Here fishy fishy fishy

We start things off by taking a look at the Bengali folk. Now Bengalis (whether they know it or not) are known for their love of fish. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, after-school snack … fish. Do not insult fish when you are in presence of Bengalis. It’s like insulting their mothers.

Some Bengalis even smell like fish (which is no surprise because of all the fish cooking and such). I mean I like fish and all … I just don’t like people who talk about fish 24/7.

Is it just me or does the name “Bangladesh” sorta sound like a porn actor or something?

rice 3 times a days... with dried fish.. which u will smell 2 streets away from thier homes....

puls in each bengalis house u will c atleast 10 people all the time... even if its 2 bedroom falt...

[Punjabi_Link]

Originally Posted by adren@line

jatts are the punjabi stereotype on steroids.

You are a hater!



By the way, I am a Jatt and Punjabi....But I don't drink or smoke though....

[Z4K5T4R]

Originally Posted by Razzy007

rice 3 times a days... with dried fish.. which u will smell 2 streets away from thier homes....

puls in each bengalis house u will c atleast 10 people all the time... even if its 2 bedroom falt...

Ok that was a sad sad thing to say and to think there are people like you in the world...............hun come to my house sometime I'll get my next door neighbours dog to bathe you in fish water!

And yeh the only fish i eat is dried fish with hot chilli got a problem with that? stfu!

[BC_Broad]

Originally Posted by adren@line

jatts are the punjabi stereotype on steroids.

LOL so sad yet so true.

[Geezer]

Originally Posted by spice_of_life

Tamils

Typical Tamil family

The not-so-bright white people would confuse brown people with black people which I guess could be a common mistake because Tamils sorta blur the line between these two races. Tilting the hat to side, incoherency, travelling like wolves, etc. are just some of the many features of Tamils. They are sorta like the “troubled kid” of the brown family.

In University, the Tamils travel in packs. It’s rare that you’d find one walking alone. They also make a lot of noise in the library and usually get kicked out. During exams, they are much like the yellows when it comes to cheating. They stick to their corner while speaking amongst themselves. To a non-Tamil, their language seems like sniffing and clearing-sore-throat like sounds. Tamils are lucky in that sense and survive university because of it.

Haha it's true, I always get kicked out the library

[nyczpakiprince]

oyeeee spiceeee of lifeeee

i'm bihariiii niccaaaa

[fattygirl]

oh my god BROWNTIMES i remember that guy posted his stuff when Ratedesi forum started, i love his stufffffffff. this is such an awesome thread =]

[Razzy007]

Originally Posted by Z4K5T4R

Ok that was a sad sad thing to say and to think there are people like you in the world...............hun come to my house sometime I'll get my next door neighbours dog to bathe you in fish water!

And yeh the only fish i eat is dried fish with hot chilli got a problem with that? stfu!

easy.......

[saffy]

... .....

[RacingSoul]

Originally Posted by spice_of_life

The Brown Breakdown
Gujjus

“I can’t wait to eat that parrot.”

Known to be the cheap bastards of the brown race. Let’s say you are going to die because some burglars have a gun to your head and the only way you can live is that you give them $5. Since you forgot your wallet at home you decide to call your Gujju neighbour. Will they shell out the 5 bones?

Gujju: I like you and all Hamzah… it’s just that … $5 is a lot you know? What about $2.50? Ask the burglar if he can let you go with $2.50
Hamzah: I did. He’s angry now… he’s gonna kill me and ((shots fired))((click))
Gujju:Hello? Hamzah? I change my mind… I think $2.50 is too much. How about $1.50?


http://www.thebrowntimes.com/index.p...rown_Breakdown

so motherfuckin true!

[pagal.munda]

what's so racist about this thread?