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May 2nd, 2012, 07:05 AM
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Share Lyrical Genius
I'm loving these lines. Share your favorites. Could be others or your own.
Mickey Avalon - "My Dick" My dick rumbe in the jungle Yo dick got touched by yo uncle My dick - been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap -- Lil Wayne - 6 foot, 7 foot You know I’ma ball ’til they turn off the field lights the fruits of my labor, I enjoy ‘em while they still ripe You don’t want start Weezy, ’cause the F is for Finisher so misunderstood, but what’s a World without enigma? two bitches at the same time, synchronized swimmers got the girl twisted ’cause she open when you twist her never met the bitch, but I f-ck her like I missed her
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:22 AM
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El Mudo (El Chombo) - Chacarron Macarron
Lyrics: Quote:
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:23 AM
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Of all people, I thought you would take this seriously, mordor.
I am disappoint.
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:24 AM
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Given the original post and the horrendous titles/lyrics contained therein, I presumed this thread was of a comedic nature.
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:25 AM
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The lyrics are comedic, but the genius is real, imo.
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:32 AM
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daddy mujhse bola…
tu galti hai meri… tujhpe zindgaani… guilty hai meri… saabun ki shakal mein… beta tu to nikla keval jhaag.. jhaag… jhaag… bhaag… bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag… bhaag bhaag… Oh by God lag gayi… kya se kya hua… dekha to katora… jaaga to kuan… piddi jaisa chooha… dum pakda to nikla kaala naag… naag… naag…. bhaag… bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag… hum to hain kabootar… do pahiye ka ek scooter… zindagi… jo dhakelo to chale… arre, kismat ki hai kadki.. roti kapda aur ladki… teeno hi… papad pelo to mile… ye bheja garden hai aur tension maali hai mann ka taanpoora… frustration mein chherre ek hi raag… raag… raag… bhaag… bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK Bose DK bose bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag… |
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:43 AM
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:47 AM
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What bill you don't listen to Hindi music? You're hinduheat deep down i thought you would connect.
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May 2nd, 2012, 09:39 AM
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Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot Never start no static I just get it off my chest Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity Love is what I got It's within my reach And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve Try and test that you're bound to get served Love's what I got Don't start a riot You'll feel it when the dance gets hot -sublime
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May 2nd, 2012, 09:40 AM
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[Lil Wayne:] One, time fuck one time. I'm calling *****s out like the umpire. Seven, grams in the blunt. Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
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May 2nd, 2012, 09:44 AM
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i come in this bitch wit one on my hip
a lump on my lip, a slump wit my limp pump in my trench, a blunt in my crip pumpin my shit, huggin my bitch, my drugs in my kicks thats weezy biatch... baby -lil wayne when he was a bosssssss
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May 2nd, 2012, 10:51 AM
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I could be a millionaire if I had the money
I could own a mansion, no I don't think I'd like that But I might write a song that makes you laugh, now that would be funny And you could tell your friends in England you'd like that But now I've chosen aeroplanes and boats to come between us And a line or two on paper wouldn't go amiss How is Worcestershire? Is it still the same between us? Do you still use television to send you fast asleep? Can you last another week? Does the cistern still leak? Or have you found a man to mend it? Oh, and by the way, how's your broken heart? Is that mended too? I miss you I miss you, I really do. I've been reading Browning, Keats and William Wordsworth And they all seem to be saying the same thing for me Well I like the words they use, and I like the way they use them You know, Home Thoughts From Abroad is such a beautiful poem And I know how Robert Browning must have felt 'Cause I'm feeling the same way about you Wondering what you're doing and if you need some help Do I still occupy your mind? Am I being so unkind? Do you find it very lonely, or have you found someone to laugh with? Oh, and by the way, are you laughing now? 'Cause I'm not, I miss you I miss you, I really do. I really do.
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May 2nd, 2012, 12:30 PM
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this song is full of lyrical genius...at least to me. check it
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