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chicano_desi January 2nd, 2008 05:15 PM

The New Masturbation Champion is an Indian
 
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It's official, Pratik Patel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Pratik Patel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Pratik Patel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Pratik Patel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Pratik Patel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Pratik Patel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
http://pratik.patel.swellserver.com/...orldrecord.php

Halal Meat January 2nd, 2008 05:16 PM

wtf pratik??? badkarma?

Monica152 January 2nd, 2008 05:17 PM

:no:......just .....:no:



lol i didn't even know they had a world record for that

di vinci January 2nd, 2008 05:17 PM

It's official, Pratik Patel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Pratik Patel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Pratik Patel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Pratik Patel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Pratik Patel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Pratik Patel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".



:rofl:

di vinci January 2nd, 2008 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Halal Meat
wtf pratik??? badkarma?

:shock:

chicano_desi January 2nd, 2008 05:19 PM

isn't patel a gujarati name?
where is gujartistud?

sax2k6 January 2nd, 2008 05:19 PM

fuk thats just too wrong.............. he must have been watched to set a world record..... :Puke:

SweetnSpicy90 January 2nd, 2008 05:21 PM

:ugh:

Indian guys.

:no:

Riddemz January 2nd, 2008 05:23 PM

hahahhahahhahahahaha
oh man... a dick hurts after only a handful orgasms in a short time period... but 36?
ouch

kashmiri_ryder January 2nd, 2008 05:24 PM

u got em son......fake ass story click on the link n click home
n u can fake stories n shit

dawg!! January 2nd, 2008 05:24 PM

:roflbow:

chicano_desi January 2nd, 2008 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kashmiri_ryder
fake ass story click on the link n click home


n u make up shit

why do you have to be a bitch and spoil it.
go shove a pine cone up your ass, you hood rat.

baby khan January 2nd, 2008 05:26 PM

lol
:neutral:

kashmiri_ryder January 2nd, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chicano_desi
why do you have to be a bitch and spoil it.
go shove a pine cone up your ass, you hood rat.

i like to tear shit apart

longjohnsilver January 2nd, 2008 05:28 PM

Maybe he was an RD stalker?

kashmiri_ryder January 2nd, 2008 05:29 PM

It's official, Chicano Desi is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Chicano Desi achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

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Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Chicano Desi remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Chicano Desi is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Chicano Desi was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Chicano Desi said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".



here is the link
http://chicano.desi.swellserver.com/...orldrecord.php

surface2air January 2nd, 2008 05:31 PM

wtf kashmiri ryder. way to spoil all the fun.

kashmiri_ryder January 2nd, 2008 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by surface2air
wtf kashmiri ryder. way to spoil all the fun.

:rofl:

chicano_desi January 2nd, 2008 05:34 PM

Kashmiri Ryder comes out of the closet with a bang!

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He’s here, he’s queer, and his name is Kashmiri Ryder.

“My friends and family will be shocked and somewhat surprised, but I feel liberated” said Kashmiri Ryder after having sex with over 100 gay men in one weekend.

Kashmiri Ryder has been living his life as a heterosexual but found himself uncontrollably drawn to other men during the past few years. No longer able to suppress his desires, Kashmiri Ryder first experimented with anal sex during the summer of 2003.

“Feeling the strength and power of another man straddling me from behind was an amazing turn-on. I tried it once and was hooked!” said Kashmiri Ryder in an interview with UJ reporters. This new-found passion in his life is what drove him to be penetrated by over 100 other men in one weekend.

“People come out of the closet every day”, said Kashmiri Ryder, but he wanted to come out of the closet with ‘a bang’ by filming himself in this expression of individual sexual freedom. Almost everyone he knows is oblivious to his sexual preference, however, they will get an eyeful when this soon to be cult classic hits the video-store shelves!
http://kashmiri.ryder.swellserver.co...utwithbang.php

kashmiri_ryder January 2nd, 2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chicano_desi
Kashmiri Ryder comes out of the closet with a bang!

He’s here, he’s queer, and his name is Kashmiri Ryder.

“My friends and family will be shocked and somewhat surprised, but I feel liberated” said Kashmiri Ryder after having sex with over 100 gay men in one weekend.
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Kashmiri Ryder has been living his life as a heterosexual but found himself uncontrollably drawn to other men during the past few years. No longer able to suppress his desires, Kashmiri Ryder first experimented with anal sex during the summer of 2003.

“Feeling the strength and power of another man straddling me from behind was an amazing turn-on. I tried it once and was hooked!” said Kashmiri Ryder in an interview with UJ reporters. This new-found passion in his life is what drove him to be penetrated by over 100 other men in one weekend.

“People come out of the closet every day”, said Kashmiri Ryder, but he wanted to come out of the closet with ‘a bang’ by filming himself in this expression of individual sexual freedom. Almost everyone he knows is oblivious to his sexual preference, however, they will get an eyeful when this soon to be cult classic hits the video-store shelves!

ok u killed it....

ssjasper2003 January 2nd, 2008 05:37 PM

The anon photo

shy_sadia January 2nd, 2008 05:57 PM

i bet i can beat him. :cool:

vishaalsood January 2nd, 2008 06:04 PM

you guys have too much time on your hands to create fake articles and post them on here

xbadkarmax January 2nd, 2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Halal Meat
wtf pratik??? badkarma?

LMAO my last name isn't patel

di vinci January 2nd, 2008 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by xbadkarmax
LMAO my last name isn't patel


alias name???


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