Brit Facts!!!

[akuza]

I AM SO SECURE WITH MY INNER BRIT THAT I CAN TAKE THE MICKEY OUT OF MY BRITHOOD AS SEEN BELOW.............


Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.


Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.


Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.


19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.


And finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the Toilet.........

[asianshorty]

thinking about it, us brits are dumb! :neutral:

[nexx]

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

If you live closer to pizza hut than to the hospital then the pizzas obviously gunna get there faster...

[sk3243]

all the top quotes can be applied to america as well

[sk3243]

If you live closer to pizza hut than to the hospital then the pizzas obviously gunna get there faster...

they still have to make the pizza and wait for an available driver to deliver it...

[akuza]

If you live closer to pizza hut than to the hospital then the pizzas obviously gunna get there faster...
yu and your essex boy demeanour!!!

[selina_786]

Admit it or not , Us asian Brits on average are much Sexier than american asians. (oh and we aint obese)

Be proud ;)

[akuza]

Admit it or not , Us asian Brits on average are much Sexier than american asians. (oh and we aint obese)

Be proud ;)
i back that comment 600%!!!

[no_angel]

i back that comment 600%!!!and i back that comment 900% :D

[akuza]

and i back that comment 900% :D
awwwwwww malia you'r bak cmere yu :hug:

[no_angel]

awwwwwww malia you'r bak cmere yu :hug::kiss: u missed me then??....or have u just missed my lara croft outfit??

[akuza]

:kiss: u missed me then??....or have u just missed my lara croft outfit??
missed you both!!! awwwwwww so pleasant 2 hear from you again!!! :hug:

[selina_786]

Damn im sexy :naughty: :P

[no_angel]

missed you both!!! awwwwwww so pleasant 2 hear from you again!!! :hug:awww....u have been missed too gorgeous!
what u been upto?

[akuza]

Damn im sexy :naughty: :P
are you really??? lets have a look at ya.........

nothing much malia been thinking abt my birthday present :wink:

[no_angel]

are you really??? lets have a look at ya.........

nothing much malia been thinking abt my birthday present :wink:oh yeh ur b'day...remind me when it is again...

[akuza]

oh yeh ur b'day...remind me when it is again...
in march...........wooo shud b great!!! neway how u been?

[selina_786]

oh yeh ur b'day...remind me when it is again...

damn i need to post some pix ere, i need help tho. Does anyone ere have a samsung d500?

[akuza]

damn i need to post some pix ere, i need help tho. Does anyone ere have a samsung d500?
wanna transfer from d500 2 pc i guess........if you got laptop send it via infrared!!

[no_angel]

in march...........wooo shud b great!!! neway how u been?
bloody hell....that ages away lol plenty of time to wrap ur special gift...;)
iv been good thanks,been back in the uk for a few weeks now,im happy to be back,its been great catchin up with all my close friends!
when do ur hols finish?

[akuza]

bloody hell....that ages away lol plenty of time to wrap ur special gift...;)
iv been good thanks,been back in the uk for a few weeks now,im happy to be back,its been great catchin up with all my close friends!
when do ur hols finish?
8th of sep........where in loondon ar ya? (that didnt make me sound like a pavat not 1 bit did it??) hahaha

[no_angel]

damn i need to post some pix ere, i need help tho. Does anyone ere have a samsung d500?iv been thinkin of getting that fone,one of my friends has it and looks cool

[no_angel]

8th of sep........where in loondon ar ya? (that didnt make me sound like a pavat not 1 bit did it??) hahahalol,no not one bit!
im not in loondon....im living in nootts...u ever been?

[akuza]

lol,no not one bit!
im not in loondon....im living in nootts...u ever been?
notts wooooooo been there twice first time raind second time.......RAINED LIKE A MONSOON!!! went 2 play a footy match there grr was soaked!!!! hahaha oh well c'est la vie!!! watcha up2 for the weekend?

[no_angel]

notts wooooooo been there twice first time raind second time.......RAINED LIKE A MONSOON!!! went 2 play a footy match there grr was soaked!!!! hahaha oh well c'est la vie!!! watcha up2 for the weekend?yeh it does rain here quite often,lol.iv been invited out tonite and tmrw nite,goin to a few clubs,should be good fun. its been a while since iv been out so im gona make sure i have a laugh:tjseema: and shake my butt :dance3:
what u got planned?

[akuza]

yeh it does rain here quite often,lol.iv been invited out tonite and tmrw nite,goin to a few clubs,should be good fun. its been a while since iv been out so im gona make sure i have a laugh:tjseema: and shake my butt :dance3:
what u got planned?
shake that angelina esque thing................arsenal vs chelsea thats what ive got planned!!! hhahahaha gna wear my jinxed shevchenko shirt and jinx both teams!! hahah i can imagine it now arsenal 5 injuries chelsea 3 and look who is coming on for chelsea..........MALIA!!! wooooooooooo

[no_angel]

shake that angelina esque thing................arsenal vs chelsea thats what ive got planned!!! hhahahaha gna wear my jinxed shevchenko shirt and jinx both teams!! hahah i can imagine it now arsenal 5 injuries chelsea 3 and look who is coming on for chelsea..........MALIA!!! wooooooooooohow bout i ditch my friends...u ditch the watchin footy.....and we have a game of our own.....and there wont be any injuries if we are careful ;)

[akuza]

how bout i ditch my friends...u ditch the watchin footy.....and we have a game of our own.....and there wont be any injuries if we are careful ;)
Sounds like a plan...........how about we put that plan into action? whatever you have in mind :wink:

[no_angel]

Sounds like a plan...........how about we put that plan into action? whatever you have in mind :wink:what i have in mind involves a ball game of our own....and we'd both be scoring... :D no need to watch tv!!
so how big is ur back garden? lol

[akuza]

what i have in mind involves a ball game of our own....and we'd both be scoring... :D no need to watch tv!!
so how big is ur back garden? lol
hahahahahahaha lol hahahahahaha side note:- its quite large!!!! hahahahaha lol we have moved on from the old champagne and jacuzzi days haven't we..........marvellous days!!

[no_angel]

hahahahahahaha lol hahahahahaha side note:- its quite large!!!! hahahahaha lol we have moved on from the old champagne and jacuzzi days haven't we..........marvellous days!!dont worry..we will still have many more champagne and jacuzzi days!
tis the season to kick balls!! lol
ok im out now....speak soon u handsome devil u! :cuddle: