......

[americanmohit]

getting bored now...do something to entertain me :neutral:

[angelpj]

i would but im too sick sowwie

[americanmohit]

i would but im too sick sowwie

hmm..then go and rest :neutral:

[angelpj]

no it makes me depressed so im here to seek some friends i guess..

[vikownethu]

My name is Jamaicanmohit :dunno:

[americanmohit]

My name is Jamaicanmohit :dunno:

nice joke..

[americanmohit]

no it makes me depressed so im here to seek some friends i guess..

then talk to me yaar...lets be friend..i am mohit khanna and you..

[JD-Naz]

My name is Jamaicanmohit :dunno:


if he's jamaican mohit
and ure american mohit

then who was that bangali mohit :shock:

[angelpj]

im faiza raza nice to meet ya = )

[americanmohit]

im faiza raza nice to meet ya = )

ahaa..faiza raja...seems like a girl's name......i thought you were a boy...hehe..nice to meet you.....so what are you doing noww....

i just finished watching a zee serial and now getting bored :neutral:

[vikownethu]

if he's jamaican mohit
and ure american mohit

then who was that bangali mohit :shock:

Dunno, and wheres Bulgarianmohit :neutral:

[RYNstarO23]

getting bored now...do something to entertain me :neutral:
:dance:

?

[americanmohit]

if he's jamaican mohit
and ure american mohit

then who was that bangali mohit :shock:

:dunno:

[americanmohit]

:dance:

?

aao aao...nacheee...lalaa :dance3: :dance3:

[angelpj]

lol gee thanks for making me feel special = ) hehe o well rather be a boy than a gurl anyday! im bored too and my listenin to some music so yea

[RYNstarO23]

aao aao...nacheee...lalaa :dance3: :dance3:
errrr english please?

[americanmohit]

Dunno, and wheres Bulgarianmohit :neutral:

lollzz...so you people creating names like this to tease me..hah.. :)

[americanmohit]

errrr english please?

sorry broo......let's danceeeeee..lala :dance3: :dance3:

[americanmohit]

lol gee thanks for making me feel special = ) hehe o well rather be a boy than a gurl anyday! im bored too and my listenin to some music so yea

i am not interested in music....yeah..many people love it but i dont' " consider myself as weird:...............i love watching wwe, movies, playing computer games and creating graphics art.... :D

[angelpj]

nice but yea ima ferget ur name sometime soon so sorry if i keep asking it

[RYNstarO23]

ok cool now i understand...no offense:wink:

[americanmohit]

nice but yea ima ferget ur name sometime soon so sorry if i keep asking it

you can remember my name by these words -----> Mo "voice of cow" and Hit " beating"-> Mohit :D

[americanmohit]

ok cool now i understand...no offense:wink:

so what ya doing....didnt go outside coz its friday today :D

[sweetvirgogirl]

yea i'm a born clown.. .what can i do for you, sir? :rolleyes:

[RYNstarO23]

so what ya doing....didnt go outside coz its friday today :D
just got home from work and just saw Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

[americanmohit]

yea i'm a born clown.. .what can i do for you, sir? :rolleyes:

hey sweetvirgo.... :wavey: do anything to make me laugh....joke sunao, post your funny pics or do anything..hah

[americanmohit]

just got home from work and just saw Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

whoaa.that is coolll...i wished to go outside but no plan from my friends.. :neutral: so decided to stay at home....may be go outside tomorrow

[RYNstarO23]

whoaa.that is coolll...i wished to go outside but no plan from my friends.. :neutral: so decided to stay at home....may be go outside tomorrow
yeh i gotta work tomorrow...watching yankee game now we winning:dance:

[sweetvirgogirl]

hey sweetvirgo.... :wavey: do anything to make me laugh....joke sunao, post your funny pics or do anything..hah
Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Pakistani Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...

Shahbaz Sharif's Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Meera's Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Police Muqabla Method:
Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush Junior's method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

have fun ;)

[americanmohit]

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Pakistani Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...

Shahbaz Sharif's Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Meera's Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Police Muqabla Method:
Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush Junior's method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

have fun ;)

hahahah...this is funny....hah....and many thanks to send me this joke..:hug:....now i am going to sleep...good night :D

[sweetvirgogirl]

hahahah...this is funny....hah....and many thanks to send me this joke..:hug:....now i am going to sleep...good night :D
night night

[versatil]

wtf is "mohit" ?