When was the last time you panicked like a maniac?

[zai_alam]

I'm talking about those moments of danger and uncertainty when sweat rolls down your forehead, your mind goes into overdrive and your heart starts to beat a thousand times per minute? :hyper:

Earlier today I desperately needed to take a piss and went to the toilet. It was all going fine until I realised that I couldn't pull my jogging bottoms down coz the waistband was too tight and I had previously tied the knot awkwardly :rolleyes:

I was desperately trying to untie the knot but it just wasn't happening and I was bursting to take a wizz. Everytime I pulled the waistband the knot got more stuck :mad:

I started to panic like a maniac, desperately looked around the bathroom and grabbed the scissors from the cabinet and proceeded to cut the waistband on my jogging bottoms. I quickly pulled my joggers down and unleashed a tidal wave of wee. It was brilliant :)


Sooooo... like when was the last time YOU panicked like a maniac? :google:

[asianshorty]

interesting story! :giggle:

i don't remember... got v.bad memory :rolleyes:

so did u go to watch madagascar then?

[Roshii]

wen i thought my mum found out that i had been using msn...n she called me, n my heart started beating, and everything went on weird and i felt all numb,

but it was about something phew!

[joy-4-eternity™]

mine was when i came across a spider in my room - i was just gettin ready for college n all of a sudden i see this big hairy thing move quickly across the bedroom floor... i jumped on my bed n wouldnt get down... i was screamin for my big bro... he came n hovered it up for me, lol - yh so as u can tell im arachnaphobic, hehe!!

[azn_jarrod]

Mine would be when my mum phoned me in school one morning, saying my dad was angry about something on the pc, I thought he had found 'the stash' but it was just some antivirus stuff that kept popping up.

Phew.

[zai_alam]

interesting story! :giggle:

i don't remember... got v.bad memory :rolleyes:

so did u go to watch madagascar then?

Nah I didn't get the chance to go and watch it. My sister took my nieces and nephew to the cinema to watch it though and they were telling me about it after they came back :lol:

I had to go to the DIY store with my brother in the morning and spent most of the afternoon moving furniture around and painting the living room in their house. Dont know why we bothered coz it was almost the same colour paint as before (just a bit warmer in tone) :dunno:

[akuza]

maniac.........last time was wen i got chased by a chinese woman selling dvds!

[zai_alam]

wen i thought my mum found out that i had been using msn...n she called me, n my heart started beating, and everything went on weird and i felt all numb,

but it was about something phew!

makes me wonder what you were chatting about on MSN to make you react that way :lol:

[zai_alam]

mine was when i came across a spider in my room - i was just gettin ready for college n all of a sudden i see this big hairy thing move quickly across the bedroom floor... i jumped on my bed n wouldnt get down... i was screamin for my big bro... he came n hovered it up for me, lol - yh so as u can tell im arachnaphobic, hehe!!

the spider got hovered? :neutral:

well at least it went out in style. must have been like a fun fair ride going through the vacuum tube :dance3:

[2Stupid2Duck]

when i broke the The glass house playing football .

[zai_alam]

Mine would be when my mum phoned me in school one morning, saying my dad was angry about something on the pc, I thought he had found 'the stash' but it was just some antivirus stuff that kept popping up.

Phew.

'the stash' :rofl:

i used to have a different folder for different categories. like to keep things organised i do :neutral:

[zai_alam]

maniac.........last time was wen i got chased by a chinese woman selling dvds!

customer service these days :no:

:lol:

[zai_alam]

when i broke the The glass house playing football .

Did you do the right thing... and blame it on someone else?

I would have :lol:

[2Stupid2Duck]

Did you do the right thing... and blame it on someone else?

I would have :lol:

hahaahah YESSS

we hav these white kids nex door . i blamed it on them

i actualy feel bad . :neutral:

[2Stupid2Duck]

another time i was in the park alone . adn this dog came runnin at me

im really scared of doggs . i climbed d fence and then teased it at a safe distance :neutral:

[azn_jarrod]

another time i was in the park alone . adn this dog came runnin at me

im really scared of doggs . i climbed d fence and then teased it at a safe distance :neutral:

Awwwwww you're scared of doggies...thats nice....... :D

Even them shitty sausage dogs?

[2Stupid2Duck]

Awwwwww you're scared of doggies...thats nice....... :D

Even them shitty sausage dogs?

any type of dog . / cats .

:(

[azn_jarrod]

any type of dog . / cats .

:(

But WHY?!

Those little dogs that you just want to pick up and kick?

My mum and sister hate cats, i love all animals.

[2Stupid2Duck]

But WHY?!

Those little dogs that you just want to pick up and kick?

My mum and sister hate cats, i love all animals.


I stone and SHoot cats wiht my pellat gun . ;)

luv the noises it makes wen i get it on target . :)

[zai_alam]

another time i was in the park alone . adn this dog came runnin at me

im really scared of doggs . i climbed d fence and then teased it at a safe distance :neutral:

Dogs can be well fucked up. Theres one dog called Rocky who used to be the most feared dog in our neighborhood.

Quite a while ago we were playing footie and Rocky appeared, so naturally everyone was running for their lives climbing up garage roofs, scaffolding and drain pipes just so we could prevent our arses for being bitten off by this dog.

However we had this fat kid in our gang who never really used to move about much. You always saw him sitting on the pavement eating something (even during footie matches).

I looked around and saw him being chased and was gobsmacked by how fast he could actually run. He ran upto a low iron gate that separated the grass from the concrete and jumped sideways over it, rolled when he landed on the pavement, got up and started running again - and I swear the whole thing happened in slow motion :sarb:


Just thought I'd share that with everyone :dunno: :neutral:

[2Stupid2Duck]

Dogs can be well fucked up. Theres one dog called Rocky who used to be the most feared dog in our neighborhood.

Quite a while ago we were playing footie and Rocky appeared, so naturally everyone was running for their lives climbing up garage roofs, scaffolding and drain pipes just so we could prevent our arses for being bitten off by this dog.

However we had this fat kid in our gang who never really used to move about much. You always saw him sitting on the pavement eating something (even during footie matches).

I looked around and saw him being chased and was gobsmacked by how fast he could actually run. He ran upto a low iron gate that separated the grass from the concrete and jumped sideways over it, rolled when he landed on the pavement, got up and started running again - and I swear the whole thing happened in slow motion :sarb:


Just thought I'd share that with everyone :dunno: :neutral:

i love those sort of stories . Great escapes . it makes me wana :dance3:
even better if the kids fat . CAMCORDER MOMENT .

[akuza]

i love those sort of stories . Great escapes . it makes me wana :dance3:
even better if the kids fat . CAMCORDER MOMENT .
some1 stop me with my sig making addiction!

[2Stupid2Duck]

some1 stop me with my sig making addiction!

k MAKE ME A SIG JAKASSssh .see wat i did

jaakaassh akaash .. :rofl: :cool2:

[akuza]

k MAKE ME A SIG JAKASSssh .see wat i did

jaakaassh akaash .. :rofl: :cool2:
HAHAHA SO FUNNY MAN!!!!!!!! lemme think abt it....................

[oosofreakish1]

mine was a few days ago when my mom had found out about my fake id,... my stomach clenched and my heart raced while i tried to come up with a good excuse in carrying my cousins id...

[MolviCorleone]

i panicked when i waited 20mins at the bank waiting to put some money in my accoun and realised i dont have my debit car