I am canadian.

[Rain_Goddess]

Yes we like our beavers.
And yes we like our moose too.
The canadian beer is the best[ no i havent tried ]
and we like to say EH.
BEAR WITH ME MY CANADIANS.
SAY EHHHH

[Riddemz]

Yes we like our beavers.
And yes we like our moose too.
The canadian beer is the best[ no i havent tried ]
and we like to say EH.
BEAR WITH ME MY CANADIANS.
SAY EHHHH


canadian beer is utter crap!!!
lol

[the_dark_drag0n]

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You forgot the most important: we have MEG! And VERIN! :) AND INFILTRATE. MWAHAHAHHA

[Rain_Goddess]

TDD WE HAVE MEEEEEEEE
ISNT THAT ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anand.haha chup

[EverBlazinGyal]

eeeeeeeeeeeh.

ps: tasnia i'm back in toronto. :tears:

[Riddemz]

somebody get that "i am canadian" song on here

[pr1nce ch4rming]

im british canadian

[Rain_Goddess]

eeeeeeeeeeeh.

ps: tasnia i'm back in toronto. :tears:
GTFO...I HATE YOU...COME BACK.

[pingster]

Yes we like our beavers.
And yes we like our moose too.
The canadian beer is the best[ no i havent tried ]
and we like to say EH.
BEAR WITH ME MY CANADIANS.
SAY EHHHH


yup. We ruled u folks and how we loved bullying 'yall' (as the yanks may say...)

now lets sing the British national anthem.......

[Rain_Goddess]

yup. We ruled u folks and how we loved bullying 'yall' (as the yanks may say...)

now lets sing the British national anthem.......
now let's shoot you.

[EverBlazinGyal]

GTFO...I HATE YOU...COME BACK.

:hug:


if only you guys had the meet a week earlier....:tears:

[Rain_Goddess]

:hug:


if only you guys had the meet a week earlier....:tears:
N000DYAAA COME BACK.

[pingster]

now let's shoot you.

violence does not solve anything...

p.s. I am unarmed and I could wear glasses if it would mean u would not shoot me!!

[Rain_Goddess]

violence does not solve anything...

p.s. I am unarmed and I could wear glasses if it would mean u would not shoot me!!
violence SHALL solve something NOW.
*bang*
the bitch is dead.

[the_dark_drag0n]

LOL If I were British, I wouldn't talk all big after the events of the past two weeks. Shall I add that you people got surprised TWICE?

And yeah those fuckers should die. It was nasty what they did to you, but you stfu anyway, k? :)

[Rain_Goddess]

LOL If I were British, I wouldn't talk all big after the events of the past two weeks. Shall I add that you people got surprised TWICE?

And yeah those fuckers should die. It was nasty what they did to you, but you stfu anyway, k? :)
lmao awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..you're a meanie.

[pingster]

violence SHALL solve something NOW.
*bang*
the bitch is dead.

fcuk me....I thought the yanks were the trigger happy ones!!!!!

not even a last request ? a final speech ? a last good bye ? a last shag ? Damn u Canadians are unappreciative....after all we have done for u lot!!!!

[the_dark_drag0n]

lmao awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..you're a meanie.
Hey man, apparently the "owned" country has been tougher so far. Heck they were planning on blowing up the Blue metro line in Montreal but we caught on fast. God bless Canada.

Anyway I shouldn't have said that, sorry British buddy. I mean, we should all stand united against crap like that, no matter what Country we live in.

[pr1nce ch4rming]

lets speak french guys!!

ILL START


BONJOUR

[Rain_Goddess]

fcuk me....I thought the yanks were the trigger happy ones!!!!!

not even a last request ? a final speech ? a last good bye ? a last shag ? Damn u Canadians are unappreciative....after all we have done for u lot!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAH
but you're already shot.
Unless your spirit wants to say a speech..my pleasure..go ahead.

[pingster]

Hey man, apparently the "owned" country has been tougher so far. Heck they were planning on blowing up the Blue metro line in Montreal but we caught on fast. God bless Canada.

Anyway I shouldn't have said that, sorry British buddy. I mean, we should all stand united against crap like that, no matter what Country we live in.


I was going to bitch slap u for u earlier comment but u reprieved the situation. Well done my canadian bitch.

[Rain_Goddess]

Hey man, apparently the "owned" country has been tougher so far. Heck they were planning on blowing up the Blue metro line in Montreal but we caught on fast. God bless Canada.

Anyway I shouldn't have said that, sorry British buddy. I mean, we should all stand united against crap like that, no matter what Country we live in.

AWWWWWWWWWH, tdd's a sweetie.
Man i want to MARRY this TDD.

[pingster]

HAHAHAHHAHAH
but you're already shot.
Unless your spirit wants to say a speech..my pleasure..go ahead.

its ok..I'm at peace with myself plus...I hate after shooting speeches....I awlays make a fool of myself!!! The irony is, after the event...sometimes I wish I was dead!!

[Rain_Goddess]

lets speak french guys!!

ILL START


BONJOUR
T'ES TROP NOUVEAU POUR PARLER FRANCAIS, MON ESTI.

[pingster]

AWWWWWWWWWH, tdd's a sweetie.
Man i want to MARRY this TDD.


I feel that Love is in the air....I shall now proceed to sing.....


Love is in the air....na na na...every sound......

[Rain_Goddess]

its ok..I'm at peace with myself plus...I hate after shooting speeches....I awlays make a fool of myself!!! The irony is, after the event...sometimes I wish I was dead!!
:rofl:\

that' s a freakin CLASSIC.

[Rain_Goddess]

I feel that Love is in the air....I shall now proceed to sing.....


Love is in the air....na na na...every sound......
FORRRRRRRR SUUURE
JE T'AIME

[pr1nce ch4rming]

T'ES TROP NOUVEAU POUR PARLER FRANCAIS, MON ESTI.

je ne suis pas nouveau trop parler francais....

[Rain_Goddess]

je ne suis pas nouveau trop parler francais....
ton grammaire a besoin de l'aide..

pas ta grand-mere...just a note.

[Riddemz]

its ok..I'm at peace with myself plus...I hate after shooting speeches....I awlays make a fool of myself!!! The irony is, after the event...sometimes I wish I was dead!!
hahahaha
ur a funny guy!!!

[Chronos]

In Canada the legal drinking age is *quebecoi accent* just a suggestion!

[pingster]

FORRRRRRRR SUUURE
JE T'AIME


awwwww my favourite french song (as it is the only french song I have ever heard).....

I shall now proceed with my next number as a dedication to all of the nice Canadian folk on here...especially u RG....'Man I fell like a women' by Shania Twain!!!

[Riddemz]

In Canada the legal drinking age is *quebecoi accent* just a suggestion!

hahaha
thats my boy
guy de quebec
" we cant turn right on a red light, but esti, we can go right through it"

[pingster]

:rofl:\

that' s a freakin CLASSIC.

indeed, now let me lay in peace woman!!!



fuck me....6ft under and I'm still getting the 'jibber jabber' from the ladies.

[Rain_Goddess]

indeed, now let me lay in peace woman!!!



fuck me....6ft under and I'm still the 'jibber jabber' from the ladies.

lmfaao dork
je taime from lara fabian?

[Space-Cowboy]

C A N A D I A N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
P R I D E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

:D :D :D

[pingster]

lmfaao dork
je taime from lara fabian?

I see. I prefer Contradiction from CK, but check out the song...u'll love it.

Good 'love making' music. Its my tip of the day.

[Rain_Goddess]

I see. I prefer Contradiction from CK, but check out the song...u'll love it.

Good 'love making' music. Its my tip of the day.
who's ck?

[pingster]

C A N A D I A N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
P R I D E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

:D :D :D


Dude.....its nothing to be proud of!!!! I mean...u are what u are!!

p.s. that was a typo right ?? GAY PRIDE is what u meant right ???

[pakola power]

i like canada.


y'know how some houses have basements that can be used as a bomb shelter?


well canada is america's basement.

soon as that first missile launches, i'm grabbing my green card and running north.

[Riddemz]

p.s. that was a typo right ?? GAY PRIDE is what u meant right ???

no hes not from the UK

[Rain_Goddess]

Dude.....its nothing to be proud of!!!! I mean...u are what u are!!

p.s. that was a typo right ?? GAY PRIDE is what u meant right ???
:rofl:duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

[EverBlazinGyal]

i like canada.


y'know how some houses have basements that can be used as a bomb shelter?


well canada is america's basement.

soon as that first missile launches, i'm grabbing my green card and running north.

so there's a UK forum.

a Canadian forum.

but no American forum.....hmmm...:think:

[Rain_Goddess]

no hes not from the UK
lmfao :rofl:
whos side am i gonna take?

[pingster]

who's ck?


well....that an interesting question...Who is Clark Kent ? Some say he's a geek who works for the local metropolis newspaper..I say NON!!! (thats my french contribution). He is superman.

p.s. I kid. Its Calvin Klein.

[pingster]

:rofl:duuuuuuuuuuuuuude


Why do u laugh at my attempt to integrate with the surfer's on this forum ?!!! eh ?? eh ???

[pakola power]

so there's a UK forum.

a Canadian forum.

but no American forum.....hmmm...:think:
general chat is the american forum.

the only reason you canado's and the crumpets get in is because we have crappy immigration rules.

but as long as the messicans (RH) are being kept out we're fine with it.

[Rain_Goddess]

well....that an interesting question...Who is Clark Kent ? Some say he's a geek who works for the local metropolis newspaper..I say NON!!! (thats my french contribution). He is superman.

p.s. I kid. Its Calvin Klein.
lmfao..man..stop it..HAHHAHAHAHAH

[Rain_Goddess]

general chat is the american forum.

the only reason you canado's and the crumpets get in is because we have crappy immigration rules.

but as long as the messicans (RH) are being kept out we're fine with it.
hahah stfu.

[pingster]

bye my Canadian friends, and remember....if u need any guidance from ur ex-owners (i.e. the British) then please feel free to contact us, we would be more than happy to mock...sorry assist u. :D

[Rain_Goddess]

bye my Canadian friends, and remember....if u need any guidance from ur ex-owners (i.e. the British) then please feel free to contact us, we would be more than happy to mock...sorry assist u. :D
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING THIS FUNNY.:rofl:

[pr1nce ch4rming]

ton grammaire a besoin de l'aide..

pas ta grand-mere...just a note.


did you call me a gand mom!!

grrrrr...!!

[Ac89]

beer sucks
and so do the canadiens....

GO CANUCKS

[Space-Cowboy]

Dude.....its nothing to be proud of!!!! I mean...u are what u are!!

p.s. that was a typo right ?? GAY PRIDE is what u meant right ???


:(


:wtfgay:




All right, here's the editted version:

G A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
P R I D E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

:gay: :gay: :gay:











btw, I heard that on this forum if you don't spell certain words with a "u", for example: color = [colour], you get banned!!!??? :neutral:

[ADORKABLE]

i <3 canada

[illin]

......EH

[Rain_Goddess]

......EH
FINALLLLLY SOMEONE GOT IT


MILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SHUT UP

[Ac89]

tasnia...it's backkkkk.....hahhahaa if i get time to come on here...i'll make sure i let you know how great the CANUCKS are...
:)

[Rain_Goddess]

tasnia...it's backkkkk.....hahhahaa if i get time to come on here...i'll make sure i let you know how great the CANUCKS are...
:)
AHHAHA Im gonna wait till october to PROVE THAT the canadiens will makeeeeeeeeeeee it big.

[pingster]

AHHAHA Im gonna wait till october to PROVE THAT the canadiens will makeeeeeeeeeeee it big.

Don't tell me the Canadians have adopted the American 'how to get fat in 21 days' diet?!!!!

or even worse.....'fatties for dummies'...


Damn it!!!!

[Rain_Goddess]

Don't tell me the Canadians have adopted the American 'how to get fat in 21 days' diet?!!!!

or even worse.....'fatties for dummies'...


Damn it!!!!
LMFAO. big as in...AH FORGET IT.

[pingster]

LMFAO. big as in...AH FORGET IT.

Eh ??? Eh ??? (I almost sound canadian!!!!)

[da infamous]

you know why they don't say the phrase i am canadian on the beer commercials no more, i was told that some fucking american company bought them out, i dont get why the canadians would sell molson canadian beer, that was wicked.

[Rain_Goddess]

Eh ??? Eh ??? (I almost sound canadian!!!!)
wo0t, i see we're getting to you.Slowly....slowly.

[Rain_Goddess]

you know why they don't say the phrase i am canadian on the beer commercials no more, i was told that some fucking american company bought them out, i dont get why the canadians would sell molson canadian beer, that was wicked.
because, everything in ca-na-da is bet-ter.

[akuza]

dya speak french candian rain person hu hasnt seen scarface?

[Rain_Goddess]

dya speak french candian rain person hu hasnt seen scarface?
bien sure..

[akuza]

bien sure..
a oui.......avez-vouz regardez le film..........le nom c'est................SCARFACE?

[Rain_Goddess]

a oui.......avez-vouz regardez le film..........le nom c'est................SCARFACE?
lmfao :rofl: non, puis je ne compte pas le voir.

[akuza]

lmfao :rofl: non, puis je ne compte pas le voir.
awwww come on yaar ill sucre-coat it 4ya!

[Mez]

I'm canadian :dance3:

*toronto*

[jassika]

I'm canadian :dance3:

*toronto*
:wavey:

[akuza]

how many canucks have been to the HART DUNGEON?

[A Dash of Desi]

Yes we like our beavers.
And yes we like our moose too.
The canadian beer is the best[ no i havent tried ]
and we like to say EH.
BEAR WITH ME MY CANADIANS.
SAY EHHHH
:ugh:

[pingster]

wo0t, i see we're getting to you.Slowly....slowly.

I've already turned!!! I have my mountie costume on and have saddled a donkey (I could not get a horse this short notice!)..... and loaded my water pistol!!!!

To serve and protect my fellow Canadians I shall (unless its a dangerous situation, in which case, I will run like a girl screaming).

[addiction01]

i'm british columbian...best part of canada...innit..

[Ac89]

AHHAHA Im gonna wait till october to PROVE THAT the canadiens will makeeeeeeeeeeee it big.

keep believing that pagli....hahahahhaa

[Rain_Goddess]

I've already turned!!! I have my mountie costume on and have saddled a donkey (I could not get a horse this short notice!)..... and loaded my water pistol!!!!

To serve and protect my fellow Canadians I shall (unless its a dangerous situation, in which case, I will run like a girl screaming).
you need a buck tooth and a case of beer.

[Rain_Goddess]

keep believing that pagli....hahahahhaa
when will YOU learrrrrrrrn??

british columbia sounds..boring..but it's beautiful though.

[Chronos]

when will YOU learrrrrrrrn??

british columbia sounds..boring..but it's beautiful though.

can't be more beautiful than Laval though. Man, that sounds so exotic!

How's the weather there now? :p

[sandhumani]

BC HAD DA BEST BUDD YEAH EVEN DA GAME SAID DAT WEN HE CAME DOWN WIT SNOOP DOGGG IN MAY YEA YEAH BC BUDD :dance3: :)

[addiction01]

when will YOU learrrrrrrrn??

british columbia sounds..boring..but it's beautiful though.
yeh bc is super hot...

[kameeni]

Yes we like our beavers.
And yes we like our moose too.
The canadian beer is the best[ no i havent tried ]
and we like to say EH.
BEAR WITH ME MY CANADIANS.
SAY EHHHH


EHHHHH!

[Ac89]

when will YOU learrrrrrrrn??

british columbia sounds..boring..but it's beautiful though.

around the time you learn that Montreal will never win another cup everrrr...and acknowledge that the CANUCKS KICK ASS (which they doo :tongue: )

[da infamous]

BC HAD DA BEST BUDD YEAH EVEN DA GAME SAID DAT WEN HE CAME DOWN WIT SNOOP DOGGG IN MAY YEA YEAH BC BUDD :dance3: :)


snoop said the same thing at the concert in calgary, when the saddledome was full of smoke.

[sandhumani]

snoop said the same thing at the concert in calgary, when the saddledome was full of smoke.

serious wtf but u cant argue thou bc does hav da best bud thou its a knwn fact man ask ne1 bcz bud fukin rockz :D

[da infamous]

serious wtf but u cant argue thou bc does hav da best bud thou its a knwn fact man ask ne1 bcz bud fukin rockz :D

ive smoked tons of bud in b.c. and calgary, honestly i think its all b.s. it jus depends on who grows it.

[sandhumani]

ive smoked tons of bud in b.c. and calgary, honestly i think its all b.s. it jus depends on who grows it.

tru but majority of da best weed is grown here in bc thou

[da infamous]

tru but majority of da best weed is grown here in bc thou

i cant really belive that, the only reason the say b.c. has good chronic is because its rich soil, but any proffesional grower can be using soil jus as good or even better. technically will never know where the best weed is grown, cuz theres millons of druglords around the world growing and nobody even knows about it :)

[Lakk Chiree]

Yes we like our beavers.
And yes we like our moose too.
The canadian beer is the best[ no i havent tried ]
and we like to say EH.
BEAR WITH ME MY CANADIANS.
SAY EHHHH

So like this? "EHhhHHhhhHHhhhHHh!". *dance icon*

[Rain_Goddess]

around the time you learn that Montreal will never win another cup everrrr...and acknowledge that the CANUCKS KICK ASS (which they doo :tongue: )
that time is non-existant



AFZIZIZIZZIZI ANDDDDDDDDDD LUXXXXXXXXX OMG I MISSED YOU TWO.

[Chiller_97]

somebody get that "i am canadian" song on here
Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN!
--------------------------------------

*see post below

[Chiller_97]

I AM NOT A CANADIAN

Guy Québecois


(clears throat)

I'm not unemployed or smuggling cigarettes across the border
I don't eat Pepsi and May West for breakfast (*)
I don't watch da hockey game doing it doggie-style
And no, I don't know Claude, Manon, or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue (*)
But I'm sure they all have nice teeth

I smoke in church
I speak Québecois in joual, not French or English
I pronounce it "tird", not third
And eating French fries with cheese makes sense, MON ESTI
I believe in a distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it
I believe in language-police, not equal rights
And, CALISSE, I believe that Club Super-Sex is an appropriate place
for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire
What the hell, she goes on at ten anyway

In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes around more often than
Halley's comet
I can get beer at the dépanneur, NOT the convenience store
And maybe I can't turn right on a red light
But TABARNAK, I can go right through it
Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup
The home of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine
The land where everybody is shacking up and the legal drinking age is
just a suggestion

Je m'appelle Guy, and I am not Canadian

Mot, t'a dit, tabarnak, ostie.
Merci, salut la vedette

[Lakk Chiree]

that time is non-existant



AFZIZIZIZZIZI ANDDDDDDDDDD LUXXXXXXXXX OMG I MISSED YOU TWO.

Heyy Tasnia, how are you young madam?

[Rain_Goddess]

Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN!
--------------------------------------

*see post below


ROFFFFFFFFL TO BOTHHH


luxy, im good