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Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 10:54 AM
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the
Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child
stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public
is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance
policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the
nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the
store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RE D is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown
away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be
worthmore than your car.


lol, i promise im not racist, i just thought these were funny

dr0pitlikeitzh0t
July 23rd, 2005, 10:57 AM
:lol: i've seen that before

shreefjatt
July 23rd, 2005, 11:02 AM
email forward?????

TheDude
July 23rd, 2005, 11:04 AM
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

shreefjatt
July 23rd, 2005, 11:06 AM
no, she came up with it all by herself.

:neutral:
oho
then its good :neutral:

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 11:08 AM
yup.

ligiwigi is smart like that :chick:
lol hahah

i heard your ass dissing all those girls in that surrey thread.. shame on you!

no, it was an emial forward, I'll be honest

cutegal286
July 23rd, 2005, 11:11 AM
:rofl: aww those were funny made me feel better after a crappy start to a brand new day

chocolat
July 23rd, 2005, 01:25 PM
:rofl:

ezbreezyfresh
July 23rd, 2005, 03:13 PM
:rofl:

The Anti Desi
July 23rd, 2005, 03:18 PM
This is fuckin hilarious :lollol:

RacingSoul
July 23rd, 2005, 03:20 PM
no, she came up with it all by herself.

:neutral:

no she didn't, i've seen this stuff befo

the_dark_drag0n
July 23rd, 2005, 03:25 PM
I want the Desi truths :(

chiprince007
July 23rd, 2005, 03:26 PM
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the
Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child
stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public
is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance
policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the
nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the
store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RE D is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown
away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be
worthmore than your car.


lol, i promise im not racist, i just thought these were funny


NOoooooooooooooooo *runs out of the room screaming*

jatticaliz
July 23rd, 2005, 03:29 PM
It was hilarious..........Gud Job

chiprince007
July 23rd, 2005, 03:33 PM
what about desis ???? :sarb:

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 03:37 PM
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the
Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child
stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public
is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance
policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the
nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the
store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RE D is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown
away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be
worthmore than your car.


lol, i promise im not racist, i just thought these were funny

LMAO

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 05:44 PM
no she didn't, i've seen this stuff befo
youre right

XxCrZyGuJuxX
July 23rd, 2005, 05:47 PM
:rofl:

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 05:49 PM
what about desis ???? :sarb:
we should make one for desis

1- coconut oil is not a proper hair gel. stop overusing it, we can smell you across the room.

westcoastjatt
July 23rd, 2005, 05:51 PM
haha ligi i think u got to much free time but it was good but u forgot the one bout when ur mom says that hes ur auntie or uncle mostlikely there not also when she tells u that got girl u was talkin to is ur cousin it usually not tru..haha

ridewitmeee
July 23rd, 2005, 05:54 PM
ahaha good to kno....by the way your cute..ahah..later

gt_sweetness
July 23rd, 2005, 05:54 PM
lmao@ i promise im not racists..llol thats cute

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 05:55 PM
ahaha good to kno....by the way your cute..ahah..later
awww thanks

WonkaBear
July 23rd, 2005, 05:57 PM
Amen to that *****, Vato, and Cracka

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 06:32 PM
shut the fuck up you stupid racist ******. They should never have abolished slavery or segregation.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:36 PM
shut the fuck up you stupid racist ******. They should never have abolished slavery or segregation.
i love it when you talk dirty baby.. mmm

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 06:38 PM
i love it when you talk dirty baby.. mmm

Honestly, im gonna be real serious for a moment here. You should be lynched like your ancestors. Honest.

btw, RAPE TIME!!!

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:40 PM
Honestly, im gonna be real serious for a moment here. You should be lynched like your ancestors. Honest.

btw, RAPE TIME!!!
oh yeah, to add to the other thread since i couldnt finish

wen i meant get a life.. i meant quit pickin on girls ur never gonna get u demented asshole. just take that little dick of urs and try to shove it up ur ass.. FAG. goodbye.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:41 PM
Honestly, im gonna be real serious for a moment here. You should be lynched like your ancestors. Honest.

btw, RAPE TIME!!!
mmm oh baby... tell me more about my ancestors... yes, YES!!! ooohhh lynching, thats so hot

please, go ahead and rape me. tell me how you'd do it.

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 06:43 PM
oh yeah, to add to the other thread since i couldnt finish

wen i meant get a life.. i meant quit pickin on girls ur never gonna get u demented asshole. just take that little dick of urs and try to shove it up ur ass.. FAG. goodbye.

No, I will not let you touch or see my dick.

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/img/photos/photo5.jpg

Seriously, can someone tell me what the Wicked Witch is talking about =/??

pnp366
July 23rd, 2005, 06:45 PM
sikh4lyfe, if youre going to be talking trash like that, you have to get rid of your captain planet sig. its just not right.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:45 PM
No, I will not let you touch or see my dick.

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/img/photos/photo5.jpg

Seriously, can someone tell me what the Wicked Witch is talking about =/??
yeah good comeback.. that made so much sense.. and maybe if u read it properly ull understand what im tryna say. Quit thinkin ur the shit.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:46 PM
yeah good comeback.. that made so much sense.. and maybe if u read it properly ull understand what im tryna say. Quit thinkin ur the shit.
see i think the probblem is that he hasnt taken a good shit in a while, and he's sooo backed up in constipation, that he's getting cramps and gas.. this is just his way of getting back at the world.

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 06:47 PM
sikh4lyfe, if youre going to be talking trash like that, you have to get rid of your captain planet sig. its just not right.

nooooooooooooooooooooo. Only if you put my signature back up, I spent so much time workin on that =(

yeah good comeback.. that made so much sense.. and maybe if u read it properly ull understand what im tryna say. Quit thinkin ur the shit.

I am the shit you stupid bitch. Now shut up.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:49 PM
see i think the probblem is that he hasnt taken a good shit in a while, and he's sooo backed up in constipation, that he's getting cramps and gas.. this is just his way of getting back at the world.
LMAO, that was great.. i feel sorry for him because hes not accepted in the real world and in the internet world. and on the internet world u dont even have to show ur picture.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:49 PM
and might i add, how is it that racist constipated bitches like sick4lyfe dont get banned but all the cool people like Nirav do?

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:50 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooo. Only if you put my signature back up, I spent so much time workin on that =(



I am the shit you stupid bitch. Now shut up.
you are the shit? ur right, he needs to take a shit so bad he has started to hallucinate thinking he is one.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:51 PM
LMAO, that was great.. i feel sorry for him because hes not accepted in the real world and in the internet world. and on the internet world u dont even have to show ur picture.
i bet he cries him self to sleep everynight, rubbing his nipples, cus its the only warmth he's ever felt.

WE'RE SO SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO TOUCH AND LIVE WITH YOURSELF, SIKH4LYFE! :(

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:51 PM
and might i add, how is it that racist constipated bitches like sick4lyfe dont get banned but all the cool people like Nirav do?
you know, i think its because bc_broad likes him its like the underworld on rd.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:52 PM
you are the shit? ur right, he needs to take a shit so bad he has started to hallucinate thinking he is one.
LOL, we should find him a good anal douche to cleane him out and feed him prunes. Im sure he'd be a lovely person.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:52 PM
i bet he cries him self to sleep everynight, rubbing his nipples, cus its the only warmth he's ever felt.

WE'RE SO SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO TOUCH AND LIVE WITH YOURSELF, SIKH4LYFE! :(
oh! i really do think so too, and he probably lays in a pile of his own shit because he is in fact the shit. hell blend in so well.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:53 PM
you know, i think its because bc_broad likes him its like the underworld on rd.
so i noticed.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:54 PM
oh! i really do think so too, and he probably lays in a pile of his own shit because he is in fact the shit. hell blend in so well.
i bet he keeps it in stock from years before, to remind himself of the days when he was able to take a shit. is that why you wont post a picture, sikh4lyfe?

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:54 PM
LOL, we should find him a good anal douche to cleane him out and feed him prunes. Im sure he'd be a lovely person.
great idea, ligi y couldnt i have that of that? :) <3

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 06:54 PM
you know, i think its because bc_broad likes him its like the underworld on rd.

i know him in RL and i know he's a good person. you two need to relax and check out some other threads cuz this one has been moved yet you all are still fighting.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:55 PM
i bet he keeps it in stock from years before, to remind himself of the days when he was able to take a shit. is that why you wont post a picture, sikh4lyfe?
LOL! ligi ur the best

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:55 PM
great idea, ligi y couldnt i have that of that? :) <3
we can create one out of a nerf supersoaker watergun. then beat him over the head with it.

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 06:55 PM
i bet he keeps it in stock from years before, to remind himself of the days when he was able to take a shit. is that why you wont post a picture, sikh4lyfe?

he's a guy and doesn't need ppl to say "omg, you're so hot." i can vouch for his appearance.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 06:56 PM
i know him in RL and i know he's a good person. you two need to relax and check out some other threads cuz this one has been moved yet you all are still fighting.
i dont know many people who would qualify as a good person calling people black ******s and saying that we should be lynched and raped. is that your definition of a good person? cus thats sad.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 06:57 PM
i know him in RL and i know he's a good person. you two need to relax and check out some other threads cuz this one has been moved yet you all are still fighting.
the other people who were banned, i bet they were good people too :dunno:

plus we were just havin a little fun, no fights :)

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 07:01 PM
i dont know many people who would qualify as a good person calling people black ******s and saying that we should be lynched and raped. is that your definition of a good person? cus thats sad.


you joke about ppl getting raped...he jokes about dark ppl. you're just as sad.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:01 PM
where did the little backed-up bitch go? we were just getting started... are you touching yourself again sikh? ewww stinky fingers

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 07:02 PM
the other people who were banned, i bet they were good people too :dunno:

plus we were just havin a little fun, no fights :)

ppl that have been banned were banned because they broke certain rules. 85% of the ppl on here have an opinion and are just as out-spoken...he's not breaking any rules.

okay, carry on with your "fun."

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:02 PM
you joke about ppl getting raped...he jokes about dark ppl. you're just as sad.
right, he just said he was going to rape me.. and thats ok? joking abotu dark peopel and tellign them they shoudl be killed is called racism.

i joke about constipation. lol.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:03 PM
ppl that have been banned were banned because they broke certain rules. 85% of the ppl on here have an opinion and are just as out-spoken...he's not breaking any rules.

okay, carry on with your "fun."
i really dont think you'd say it was ok, if someoen was attacking your skin color , calling you names and sayign that you should be killed like your ancestors.

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 07:03 PM
where did the little backed-up bitch go? we were just getting started... are you touching yourself again sikh? ewww stinky fingers

see, when you say shit like that, you can't play the victim role because you're encouraging an e-fight and not letting it die down. had you just left it alone and moved to a different thread.....

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 07:04 PM
i really dont think you'd say it was ok, if someoen was attacking your skin color , calling you names and sayign that you should be killed like your ancestors.

you really thinks he means it, ligi? LOL get real, okay. you look old enough...so i'm sure you're old enough to know its a joke. if you take things on this site THIS seriously then you need thicker skin. take it easy.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:05 PM
see, when you say shit like that, you can't play the victim role because you're encouraging an e-fight and not letting it die down. had you just left it alone and moved to a different thread.....
nope, he started this shit. he has been callign me ****** for as long as i've known him, and im not the kind of bitch that backs down.

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 07:06 PM
i really dont think you'd say it was ok, if someoen was attacking your skin color , calling you names and sayign that you should be killed like your ancestors.

and then she woke up and realized that this was the internet?

??

I make fun of you and your skin colour because you are ugly and a ******. Also your intelligence is equivalent to that of an average ****** in a food stamp line.

Anyways, keep on talking about me, I know you just love it.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:06 PM
you really thinks he means it, ligi? LOL get real, okay. you look old enough...so i'm sure you're old enough to know its a joke. if you take things on this site THIS seriously then you need thicker skin. take it easy.
um, maybe you dont know me and thats why youre sayign that, but i do have thick skin. thicker skin than anyone here, which is exactly why i dont let people shit on me. i may be a girl, but doesnt mean I will allow someone to talk down to me.

BC_Broad
July 23rd, 2005, 07:06 PM
nope, he started this shit. he has been callign me ****** for as long as i've known him, and im not the kind of bitch that backs down.

ignoring someone doesn't make you a bitch...it makes you mature. but if this is how you deal with things then rock on in the useless n junk forum. carry on =)

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:08 PM
and then she woke up and realized that this was the internet?

??

I make fun of you and your skin colour because you are ugly and a ******. Also your intelligence is equivalent to that of an average ****** in a food stamp line.

Anyways, keep on talking about me, I know you just love it.
right honey, like you know anything abotu my intelligence. Im the top of my class, bitch. and i was one of 20 that was chosen out of over 400 peopel that applied for my medical program. so stfu. you obviously have no life and no intelligence if this all you do.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 07:08 PM
bc_broad, u know him in real life that is why i understand y u cant ban him. but yeah, there were some people who were banned for racism, how do u kno they werent kidding?

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:09 PM
ignoring someone doesn't make you a bitch...it makes you mature. but if this is how you deal with things then rock on in the useless n junk forum. carry on =)
...wait, and he's been mature, by callign me a ****** and telling me how i should be killed? wow, this world has hit a new low. ignoring shit only gets you stepped on.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 07:10 PM
and then she woke up and realized that this was the internet?

??

I make fun of you and your skin colour because you are ugly and a ******. Also your intelligence is equivalent to that of an average ****** in a food stamp line.

Anyways, keep on talking about me, I know you just love it.
lol, im sorry but u just sound like a dumb 12 yr old

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 07:11 PM
right honey, like you know anything abotu my intelligence. Im the top of my class, bitch. and i was one of 20 that was chosen out of over 400 peopel that applied for my medical program. so stfu. you obviously have no life and no intelligence if this all you do.

LOL AWWWWWWWWWWW IT HURTS DONT IT BITCH?

Thanks for telling me ALLL about your list of useless accomplishments, as if I cared, and thanks for trying to justify that you werent stupid, but really you are just another dumb ******


@indianchick - ive been here longer than ur retarded ass so relax, everyone tahts been here since the start knows.

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 07:12 PM
...wait, and he's been mature, by callign me a ****** and telling me how i should be killed? wow, this world has hit a new low. ignoring shit only gets you stepped on.
agreed.

Princess_Ligi
July 23rd, 2005, 07:13 PM
LOL AWWWWWWWWWWW IT HURTS DONT IT BITCH?

Thanks for telling me ALLL about your list of useless accomplishments, as if I cared, and thanks for trying to justify that you werent stupid, but really you are just another dumb ******


@indianchick - ive been here longer than ur retarded ass so relax, everyone tahts been here since the start knows.
what are your accomplishments, aside from jacking off to bc broad's picture last night?

indianchick87
July 23rd, 2005, 07:15 PM
LOL AWWWWWWWWWWW IT HURTS DONT IT BITCH?

Thanks for telling me ALLL about your list of useless accomplishments, as if I cared, and thanks for trying to justify that you werent stupid, but really you are just another dumb ******


@indianchick - ive been here longer than ur retarded ass so relax, everyone tahts been here since the start knows.
alrite, u can voice ur opinion but pickn on races.. even if its just kidding around is just wrong, u know this is how racism starts rite? plus people who were here from the start dont like you, so i dont really think it would matter if i were here from the start or here now.

Sikh4Lyfe
July 23rd, 2005, 07:16 PM
what are your accomplishments, aside from jacking off to bc broad's picture last night?

I am not as insecure enough to post my accomplishments on the internet like you and dont feel the need to justify anything but you go right on ahead and tell me how you are making $100 grand a year and going to be a doctor soon. Have fun with that. I am sure everyone on the internet will love to know this.