It will probably NEVER happen to you...

[zai_alam]

...but you've always wanted it to happen :)

Well for me personally... I've always wanted to ride one of those stealth fighter jets and fly out of the roof after hitting the seat eject button (in full helmet/bomberjacket gear).

What about you?

[hateitorloveit]

...but you've always wanted it to happen :)

Well for me personally... I've always wanted to ride one of those stealth fighter jets and fly out of the roof after hitting the seat eject button (in full helmet/bomberjacket gear).

What about you?


to sleep with the hot blonde next door ...

[zai_alam]

to sleep with the hot blonde next door ...

Dammit... make it happen!!
Surely theres a way becuase nothing is impossible :yes:

I know, invite her around for samosas and tea, and then carry out the plan :naughty:

[DESI-PEACHES]

...but you've always wanted it to happen :)

Well for me personally... I've always wanted to ride one of those stealth fighter jets and fly out of the roof after hitting the seat eject button (in full helmet/bomberjacket gear).

What about you?

ha ha have u bin watchin too much of Tango advert lately??? or perhaps drinkin too much of tango drink?? hee hee

[arbigooner]

i always wanted to set fire to my school building...

[Razzy007]

i always wanted to set fire to my school building...

i cant think of any words.... :dance3: :dance3: dat will be the day... :D

[zai_alam]

i always wanted to set fire to my school building...

DON'T DO IT BRO!!

Instead just set fire to a small part of the school building... like the science room or something. And you don't need a drum of gasoline and matches either. A can of flammable spray (Physio Sport is good) and a lighter should do the trick :naughty:

... DON'T DO IT BRO!!

[DESI-PEACHES]

i wana win Nobel Prize (yep am a geeky type!!!) :giggle:

or maybe i wana be famous :neutral:

[priyesh]

...but you've always wanted it to happen :)

Well for me personally... I've always wanted to ride one of those stealth fighter jets and fly out of the roof after hitting the seat eject button (in full helmet/bomberjacket gear).

What about you?

spurs to win the champions league :p and win the lottery

[DESI-PEACHES]

^^^ u will never know man :wink:^^^

[occasionalmisfit]

Always, always wanted to be cool. Like, properly cool, not just my version of poor-mans 'cool'.
Damn :no:

[DESI-PEACHES]

Always, always wanted to be cool. Like, properly cool, not just my version of poor-mans 'cool'.
Damn :no:


aww :hug:

[hateitorloveit]

Dammit... make it happen!!
Surely theres a way becuase nothing is impossible :yes:

I know, invite her around for samosas and tea, and then carry out the plan :naughty:


shes going out wid dis black guy...

n u kno what they say ..once u go black .... :sad:

Loll that was jus a dream anywayz


i already have ma desi-blonde queen :wink:

[zai_alam]

Always, always wanted to be cool. Like, properly cool, not just my version of poor-mans 'cool'.
Damn :no:

Have you been smoking crack? :neutral:

You ARE cool. In fact I think most of the UK people are pretty damn cool... even though most of you are a surreal bunch of individuals.

(cue that Vanilla Ice song) :cool2: ...

[Fallen-Angel]

go kill bill mode an slice n dice some bastards with a samurai sword (of course i would have mastered it too)

[bash_mg]

become a professional boxer

[Ms.Patel]

do some of that crounchin tiger shit - or be all spyie in the CIA or sum shit :dance3: :Pelvic2: <<< too much JFK for me - mmmmm conspiracies!!!!

[jus_me]

iv always wanted to be a pilot...tv was my downfall! heathen box enticing me with its colours n makin me require glasses! :(

[zai_alam]

iv always wanted to be a pilot...tv was my downfall! heathen box enticing me with its colours n makin me require glasses! :(

Have you ever tried watching TV with 3D glasses?

[jus_me]

Have you ever tried watching TV with 3D glasses?

do u mean normal tv or somethin which is meant to be viewed with 3d glasses? the answer to both questions is yes..when i was little we used to get the 3d glasses in newspapers n ud get like crappy dinosaurs to look at but me and my bro used to watch the tv with em..man, those were the days :) iv also seen some 3d shows..went to the imax which was good, and also i had a skl trip to german in year 9 and we went to some theme park and they had a 3d theatre thingy but it was crapola

[bash_mg]

iv always wanted to be a pilot...tv was my downfall! heathen box enticing me with its colours n makin me require glasses! :(
im goin 4 a pilot course next year dont know were to do it been luking round its 2 expensive 2 do it in england so might do it in america and by the way it doesnt really matter if u wear glasses as long as ur wye sight it to bad

[zai_alam]

do u mean normal tv or somethin which is meant to be viewed with 3d glasses? the answer to both questions is yes..when i was little we used to get the 3d glasses in newspapers n ud get like crappy dinosaurs to look at but me and my bro used to watch the tv with em..man, those were the days :) iv also seen some 3d shows..went to the imax which was good, and also i had a skl trip to german in year 9 and we went to some theme park and they had a 3d theatre thingy but it was crapola

I remember getting my first 3D glasses from a box of Sugar Puffs and I got totally attached to em. Used to wear em all the time to the point where the teacher had to call my Dad into school because I refused to take them off.

Yeah, I sneaked into the cinema when they showed Nightmare on Elm Street and it had a scene where 10 minutes of it was shown in 3D. It was well crap.

What the hell was the thread about?...

* Zai checks thread title...

Right.

[jus_me]

I remember getting my first 3D glasses from a box of Sugar Puffs and I got totally attached to em. Used to wear em all the time to the point where the teacher had to call my Dad into school because I refused to take them off.

Yeah, I sneaked into the cinema when they showed Nightmare on Elm Street and it had a scene where 10 minutes of it was shown in 3D. It was well crap.

What the hell was the thread about?...

* Zai checks thread title...

Right.

dont you hate it when you get really excited by somethin as a kid and then its a flop..that used to annoy me so much when i was younger :(

we had like a million pairs of them glasses because i think my cuzin used to work where they were made or somethin weird like dat and we sold em to the kids at skl for 20p a pop..we made bucketloads of money..ok i lie, we made like 4 quid a day, but that was a lot of money back then, this boy wore them and walked straight into the pond at skl..they have since changed that into somethin else and the kids who were there wen the pond was have told the younger kids that some1 drowned in the pond, hence them closing it. that is true, some1 did drown but that was about 40 years ago..

[zai_alam]

dont you hate it when you get really excited by somethin as a kid and then its a flop..that used to annoy me so much when i was younger :(

we had like a million pairs of them glasses because i think my cuzin used to work where they were made or somethin weird like dat and we sold em to the kids at skl for 20p a pop..we made bucketloads of money..ok i lie, we made like 4 quid a day, but that was a lot of money back then, this boy wore them and walked straight into the pond at skl..they have since changed that into somethin else and the kids who were there wen the pond was have told the younger kids that some1 drowned in the pond, hence them closing it. that is true, some1 did drown but that was about 40 years ago..

What really got on my tits at primary school was when they closed the swimming pool - not becuase anyone drowned in it, but because the water filter stoped working and the school funds couldn't pay for a replacement.

Actually it was cool becuase then we walked down to the York Hall every week for swimming and they had those fuckin' high jumping board things.

[jus_me]

What really got on my tits at primary school was when they closed the swimming pool - not becuase anyone drowned in it, but because the water filter stoped working and the school funds couldn't pay for a replacement.

Actually it was cool becuase then we walked down to the York Hall every week for swimming and they had those fuckin' high jumping board things.

what kinda fancy primary school did you go to? we used to go the local swimming pool for our lessons, on a monday when we were in year 6, one class would go from 10-11 and the other class from 11-12, i used to bunk off the mornings (as it was a monday) because the pool was at the bottom of my road..my road is quite big, it facilitates a gym, a college, a creche, a day centre for old folks, a park..with swings and the football playin kind, basketball courts, tennis courts and a place to play bowles..for the oldies. anyway, i used to bunk off and js go in for swimming n then go back to school from there, they filmed a mr bean episode at that swimming pool, we used to dive off the really high diving boards..that used to be so much fun, until this really fat boy hurt himself on it, he was told to go on the lower one but he wouldnt lissen..and there used to be one girl in our class called rupal (she lives opposite me even stil) and she used to wear one of them swimming hats and she had a big head and she wud pour in so much talcum powder that by the time she took her hat off, her hair wud b white, one time it came off in the pool somehow and her hair went all doughy :neutral:

[zai_alam]

what kinda fancy primary school did you go to? we used to go the local swimming pool for our lessons, on a monday when we were in year 6, one class would go from 10-11 and the other class from 11-12, i used to bunk off the mornings (as it was a monday) because the pool was at the bottom of my road..my road is quite big, it facilitates a gym, a college, a creche, a day centre for old folks, a park..with swings and the football playin kind, basketball courts, tennis courts and a place to play bowles..for the oldies. anyway, i used to bunk off and js go in for swimming n then go back to school from there, they filmed a mr bean episode at that swimming pool, we used to dive off the really high diving boards..that used to be so much fun, until this really fat boy hurt himself on it, he was told to go on the lower one but he wouldnt lissen..and there used to be one girl in our class called rupal (she lives opposite me even stil) and she used to wear one of them swimming hats and she had a big head and she wud pour in so much talcum powder that by the time she took her hat off, her hair wud b white, one time it came off in the pool somehow and her hair went all doughy :neutral:

My school wasn't fancy at all, in fact it was a proper shit hole in the heart of the east end, but I loved it none the less. It just happened to have a medium sized swimming pool.

This one time a kid sneezed and a huge lump of snot came out of his schnoz and went into the water. Someone noticed it and screamed to everyone else in the pool to get the hell out. We were all running for our lives towards the edge off the pool, but you know very well how though it is to run in neck deep water.
No one was friends with the snot boy for a good 2 weeks.

[jus_me]

you think thas bad..this girl puked in the swimming pool and the worst thing was, she had the full monty for breakfast and we cud see chewed up particles of it..needles to say, no1 wanted to sit nx to her on the coach ride back to skl