**Where do babies come from?***

[Fallen-Angel]

where did you used to think babies came from when you were little?

first i thought you go buy one from the hospital
then when i asked my mum how the baby gets in the mum shes told me that you gotto be really good and pray to god and if god wants he'll place a baby inside


it was at the tender age of 9 where i discovered the truth
was in denial for a bit
lol

[zai_alam]

Disney Land.

[Fallen-Angel]

Disney Land.

for real?

[hateitorloveit]

i used to think it will come out my mums belly button until ..year 6 ..where we watched a birthing video ..

it was horrible ..stuff flyin evywhere :crying:horribleee

[MolviCorleone]

when ur daddy loves ur mummy very much
he inserts his erect penis into her vagina, ejaculates sperm which travels into the womb fertalises the egg which develops into a baby over nine months.

[zai_alam]

for real?

I just used to think DisneyLand was some place up in the clouds. I think cartoons in general had more of an influence on me when I was young than I realise.
I found out the truth when I was 10.

[Rizla]

I just used to think DisneyLand was some place up in the clouds. I think cartoons in general had more of an influence on me when I was young than I realise.
I found out the truth when I was 10.
zai.. your sig is hypnotising me.. :eek:

[Fallen-Angel]

zai.. your sig is hypnotising me.. :eek:

awww hes in love

[paki_Faz]

i used to think it will come out my mums belly button until ..year 6 ..where we watched a birthing video ..

it was horrible ..stuff flyin evywhere :crying:horribleee

lol

[desi_kuri]

from the moon... i was sucha dum kid :mad:

[zai_alam]

zai.. your sig is hypnotising me.. :eek:

I was gonna create a 3D anagram version of it, but hardly anyone has 3D glasses so what's the point :dunnouh:

But back on topic. You know the bit in Dumbo when the stalk delivers him to his mother, well that was the main influence. But my whole thought on Disney being some place in the clouds was slightly more surreal and abstract. That all kinda changed by the time I was 5 - 6 though.

Disney is EVIL I tells ya!!

[xpazx]

i used to think that babies came outta womens bellybutton! lol

then my next theory was they got pregnant by kissing!

:rolleyes:


but everything is now clear in my head how to make baby!! g'mon! :dance3:

[pinkness]

um lke when my mummy and daddy hugged....

i only really find out when i was like 12!!! n i only really understood sex when i was 13!!

seeeeeeeeeeeeee i ammmmm innnocccceeennnnnnttttt

[Chiller_97]

At first I thought when mommy and daddy loved each other very much, God made a baby by mixing mom's and dad's genes and delievered the baby to the hospitals and that we can only pick it up after a few days of medical inspection. It was really paranormal to me the fact that a child can grow inside his/her mother for 9 months.

Then I got puzzled and thought there was a mysterious hole found only in females where babies come from. One day (I think I was 8 or 9) I made a joke and insulted someone by saying "You came out of your mom's vagina!" and he was like "Duh! Where do you think I came from? The ass?" So it all made sense to me. I understood the concept of sex when I was 10.

[sara khan]

lol i have 3 younger sibings and as eshtoopid as i am, i never realised my mum was pregnant once! Neither did any of my rentz tell me. :no: But when one of my sibling suddenly BAM was there, i remeber asking my mum, where babies come from. She said, God sends you a letter, and then you have to go to the hospital and "pick up" the baby :neutral:
I believed in her story a loooooooong time before i found out :shock: where babies come from.....

[Fallen-Angel]

At first I thought when mommy and daddy loved each other very much, God made a baby by mixing mom's and dad's genes and delievered the baby to the hospitals and that we can only pick it up after a few days of medical inspection. It was really paranormal to me the fact that a child can grow inside his/her mother for 9 months.

Then I got puzzled and thought there was a mysterious hole found only in females where babies come from. One day (I think I was 8 or 9) I made a joke and insulted someone by saying "You came out of your mom's vagina!" and he was like "Duh! Where do you think I came from? The ass?" So it all made sense to me. I understood the concept of sex when I was 10.

LMAO

[arbigooner]

at around 8-9 my dad told me babies came in the mothers stomach if you were good and prayed, and then doctors would operate on the mothers stomach to get it out (which effectively explained the stretch marks to me). i discovered the truth when i was 11, in y7 an enlightened class fellow explained it to me the whole process...it was a bit hard to digest, i had to look up sex in the encyclopedia at my school library...

[MolviCorleone]

at around 8-9 my dad told me babies came in the mothers stomach if you were good and prayed, and then doctors would operate on the mothers stomach to get it out (which effectively explained the stretch marks to me). i discovered the truth when i was 11, in y7 an enlightened class fellow explained it to me the whole process...it was a bit hard to digest, i had to look up sex in the encyclopedia at my school library...
my mate told me he shagged a girl in yr 4. i was a dumb kid and beleived him and said. so since u shagged her is she not pregnant. and hes like. bro i dont have sperm yet. so i was like

:sarb: :sarb: :sarb:
and then he told me all about it. that guy knew everything. he watched too much porn.

[arbigooner]

the guy who told me truth watched a lot of porn too, his lessons on sex were always visually aided whenever i went over to his house and his rents werent home. interestingly, my parents never explained sex to me, they never brought it up, they just assumed i would find out on my own, which i did.

[zai_alam]

the guy who told me truth watched a lot of porn too, his lessons on sex were always visually aided whenever i went over to his house and his rents werent home. interestingly, my parents never explained sex to me, they never brought it up, they just assumed i would find out on my own, which i did.

Same here. I found out about sex when I was 9 - 10, in primary school from this black kid called David, who strangely seemed to know EVERYTHING about sex. Not surprising as he's the local porno Kingpin in our area these days.

Anyway, this dude was a fountain of knowledge when it came to sex. Everyone in our class held his knowledge in these matters in high regard.

[Simply Intricate]

I dunno about human babies, but when I was little, I used to think all cats were female and all dogs male, and they got married and the cats had more female cats and the dogs had more male dogs.... :blink:

[mr photographer]

i always thought they were flown in by a stork :p

[Groovy G]

i thought u buy them.

[jus_me]

i cant remember consciously thinking about it, i js kinda assumed they came from somewhere

[mr_zee_uk]

I learnt all that when i watch the blue lagoon

:p

[Dutty Dutty LuV]

rofl those r sum fucked up stories i swear

lololol

[musicchic33]

At first I thought when mommy and daddy loved each other very much, God made a baby by mixing mom's and dad's genes and delievered the baby to the hospitals and that we can only pick it up after a few days of medical inspection. It was really paranormal to me the fact that a child can grow inside his/her mother for 9 months.

Then I got puzzled and thought there was a mysterious hole found only in females where babies come from. One day (I think I was 8 or 9) I made a joke and insulted someone by saying "You came out of your mom's vagina!" and he was like "Duh! Where do you think I came from? The ass?" So it all made sense to me. I understood the concept of sex when I was 10.

lmao :p

anways...I used to think babies actually came from the stork :rolleyes:

[nmguy20]

i thought u make them like the powerpuff girls

[in*no*sense]

I thought they came from the "baby shop."

Some of these stories are so hilarious!

[zai_alam]

I thought they came from the "baby shop."

Some of these stories are so hilarious!

Like Woolworths?