I find it very boring here now

[Cute_hun]

and continues to be boring

[Rizla]

fak off then.

[twisted_heat]

fak off then.


Lolll....bit harsh

[Cute_hun]

^^I have nothin better 2 do wen im online so i cant fuck off

[Fallen-Angel]

yeh ia gree, wasnt it good when the revolution happened? this place was buzzing

[_A-s-H-i_]

yet i keep coming back :sarb: People do something before its 2 late and u all lose me 4 good :p LOL

Ur sarcastic/piss takin comments are more than welcome :D

am neeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lol we need sum entertainment :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

[Cute_hun]

Lolll....bit harsh

Haha its not harsh coz it dont bother me since he dnt kno me :D

[Cute_hun]

yeh ia gree, wasnt it good when the revolution happened? this place was buzzing

I kno.. it was buzzin 2 begin with and now its jus soo dead

[Cute_hun]

am neeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lol we need sum entertainment :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

LOL u seem hyped up.. Im sure u can liven this place up soooo go 4 it!

[Rizla]

^^I have nothin better 2 do wen im online so i cant fuck off

No, its "fak" off. Yeah, thats why most people are on here.. Boredom.

[twisted_heat]

Haha its not harsh coz it dont bother me since he dnt kno me :D

May not bother you, but its still harsh.


Is anyone guji??

[Cute_hun]

No, its "fak" off. Yeah, thats why most people are on here.. Boredom.

fuck or fak, same concept. :rolleyes:

[Rizla]

fuck or fak, same concept. :rolleyes:
fak is more friendly.

[Cute_hun]

fak is more friendly.

erm.. ok.. i get u.. kool.

[Cute_hun]

May not bother you, but its still harsh.


Is anyone guji??

yeh it is harsh bt thats ppl 4 ya

[_A-s-H-i_]

LOL u seem hyped up.. Im sure u can liven this place up soooo go 4 it!

ne1 herd the song:

I love Cheesy Poofs,
You love Cheesy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be lame.

I love Cheesy Poofs,
You love Cheesy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be lame.

I love Cheesy Poofs,
You love Cheesy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be lame.

[_A-s-H-i_]

May not bother you, but its still harsh.


Is anyone guji??

i think i am :sarb:

[_A-s-H-i_]

Bit of Light entertainment Muahahahah

Men are like...


....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

....high heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.

....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot and in your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up on you.

Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

[A Dash of Desi]

ne1 herd the song:

I love Cheesy Poofs,
You love Cheesy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be lame.

I love Cheesy Poofs,
You love Cheesy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be lame.

I love Cheesy Poofs,
You love Cheesy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be lame.
wut kinda drugs are u on?

[_A-s-H-i_]

wut kinda drugs are u on?

Cafffineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[sharpeyes]

i think i am :sarb:
nice sig :)

[_A-s-H-i_]

wut kinda drugs are u on?

u ayt muchkin mmmmmmmmm doughnuts?

[zai_alam]

I agree the Revolution kicked ass. But for the time being here's a joke...

A woman stands in front of the mirror and says to her husband, "I'm ugly, my boobs sag and my bum is humoungous. Honey, pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight is fucking spot on love."

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000FDFN.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[_A-s-H-i_]

nice sig :)

o thanx u pls am changin it agen lol

[Cute_hun]

LOL

Neways the replies havent helped much haha no disrespect tho. im off byee!

[A Dash of Desi]

u ayt muchkin mmmmmmmmm doughnuts?
oh,ok...I luv coffee!:dance:...and wut r u trying to imply? :neutral:

[_A-s-H-i_]

LOL

Neways the replies havent helped much haha no disrespect tho. im off byee!

hoooooleeeeeey molllleeeeeyyyy

[_A-s-H-i_]

oh,ok...I luv coffee!:dance:...and wut r u trying to imply? :neutral:

i sed u ayt munchkin wich is a doughnut init from dunkin' doughnuts :)

[A Dash of Desi]

i sed u ayt munchkin wich is a doughnut init from dunkin' doughnuts :)
what are u trying to say? that i look circular, that I have no shape...that I'm just a little round ball!?!?!?!??!?!?! huh huh huh??? is that what ur trying to say? :rofl:

[occasionalmisfit]

and continues to be boring


hun, its cuz u havent talked to me for aaagessss.

give a girl some sugar.... :Pelvic2:

hehehe... right??

[_A-s-H-i_]

O goooooooood!!! am diggin' a hole for ma self init :( i wasnt impling nething of the sort!!!

[DESI-PEACHES]

yeh ia gree, wasnt it good when the revolution happened? this place was buzzing
yep its so borin nowadays am fukin off lil abit these days and get more sleep!!
hee hee

yeh revolution period was brill made some friends didnt think i get close with them lots :)

[twisted_heat]

yep its so borin nowadays am fukin off lil abit these days and get more sleep!!
hee hee

yeh revolution period was brill made some friends didnt think i get close with them lots :)

What revolution period? what did i miss...?

[A Dash of Desi]

O goooooooood!!! am diggin' a hole for ma self init :( i wasnt impling nething of the sort!!!
:hug: I'm just kidding...

[DESI-PEACHES]

What revolution period? what did i miss...?

oh man u missed that week durin beginin of june? it was mash's idea that we boycott General chat section for 3 days cos american pplz was makin fun of british pplz so the uk pplz only post whored in UK section only for 3 days and it brought some fun, flirty and wicked time init pplz??

shame u had to missed all of that

[nawty_but_nice]

heyyy ive only joined ere n yea, it aint very exciting lol not yet neways ..... :rolleyes:

[twisted_heat]

oh man u missed that week durin beginin of june? it was mash's idea that we boycott General chat section for 3 days cos american pplz was makin fun of british pplz so the uk pplz only post whored in UK section only for 3 days and it brought some fun, flirty and wicked time init pplz??

shame u had to missed all of that

so the reason its so dead in here now is due to the fact that all the Brits have gone back to general chat? :( We need to get this part of the forum the same as general chat. Atleast 50 people viewing this part of the forum at any given time in the day. (the more females the better :p )

[DESI-PEACHES]

heyyy ive only joined ere n yea, it aint very exciting lol not yet neways ..... :rolleyes:

yea am sure it will get busier later on cos summer begins everyone got exams till end of june

btw nice to meet ya miss nawt but nice!!

am peaches btww :wavey:

[DESI-PEACHES]

so the reason its so dead in here now is due to the fact that all the Brits have gone back to general chat? :( We need to get this part of the forum the same as general chat. Atleast 50 people viewing this part of the forum at any given time in the day. (the more females the better :p )

so hw we gona attracted these pplz to come to this forums??

any suggestions?

[Rizla]

heyyy ive only joined ere n yea, it aint very exciting lol not yet neways ..... :rolleyes:
well hello there ;) cute pics

[twisted_heat]

so hw we gona attracted these pplz to come to this forums??

any suggestions?


Well its pretty simple...force any and every british asian you know hu regularly sits onthe internet to join this site. Then force them to contribute to the forum for atleast 1 hour a day, or like 15 mins every hour. That would keep it moving.

[_A-s-H-i_]

:hug: I'm just kidding...

hey bagvan u scared me :grouphug:

[DESI-PEACHES]

Well its pretty simple...force any and every british asian you know hu regularly sits onthe internet to join this site. Then force them to contribute to the forum for atleast 1 hour a day, or like 15 mins every hour. That would keep it moving.

i tried that man....what da plan b?

hee hee i think its cos everyone got exams till end of june or peeps takin da vacation after exams etc...

[Cute_hun]

hun, its cuz u havent talked to me for aaagessss.

give a girl some sugar.... :Pelvic2:

hehehe... right??

lol yeh ofcourse ere hav some sugar! :p u alrite hun?

[Cute_hun]

heyyy ive only joined ere n yea, it aint very exciting lol not yet neways ..... :rolleyes:

its not exciting lol Btw do u kno its me anam? :sarb:

[twisted_heat]

i tried that man....what da plan b?

hee hee i think its cos everyone got exams till end of june or peeps takin da vacation after exams etc...


Well then nothin i can think off will help this place...i guess im gonna have to make-do with talking to myself...(nothing new then)

[DESI-PEACHES]

Well then nothin i can think off will help this place...i guess im gonna have to make-do with talking to myself...(nothing new then)

aww but there cute hun , nawt bt nice n me to talk to!!

so any plans for tonight?

[nawty_but_nice]

yeh lol anam, u alright?

[nawty_but_nice]

thnx lol, not 2 bad yaself x


well hello there ;) cute pics

[Cute_hun]

yeh lol anam, u alright?

fine ta u alrite?

[Rizla]

thnx lol, not 2 bad yaself x
woohoo. im not too bad. ;)

[twisted_heat]

aww but there cute hun , nawt bt nice n me to talk to!!

so any plans for tonight?


Nah, was plannin to go Rainforest (club in Leicster Sqr) coz i knw the guy tht does the productions, so was on VIP guestlist, but cudnt b arsed. Braces come out on Monday :D (yes i know, i got them late, but i was scared b4, lol). Ima party all week after that..muhahaha. So looks like Big Brother and Lock Stock from here on in. What bout u?

[nawty_but_nice]

lolll its 2 boringgggggggg lock stock n 2 smokin barrels is on at 10 lol yaaay

[Cute_hun]

woohoo. im not too bad. ;)

not 2 gud either haha JK

[Rizla]

not 2 gud either haha JK
true

[DESI-PEACHES]

Nah, was plannin to go Rainforest (club in Leicster Sqr) coz i knw the guy tht does the productions, so was on VIP guestlist, but cudnt b arsed. Braces come out on Monday :D (yes i know, i got them late, but i was scared b4, lol). Ima party all week after that..muhahaha. So looks like Big Brother and Lock Stock from here on in. What bout u?

awww hw old r u btw?? u luks so youngish in that pic!!

anyway me just gona eat n just chill tonight and maybe type up my dissertation tonight, see hw i feel aba tonight really

whereabouts u in London? i always go to London every summer but not goin there this year cos got uni till sept

[nawty_but_nice]

not bad huni, cousin passed away though haina, seen ur mam yeserday at the kuttum :)

fine ta u alrite?

[Cute_hun]

lolll its 2 boringgggggggg lock stock n 2 smokin barrels is on at 10 lol yaaay

I kno its friggin boring

[Cute_hun]

not bad huni, cousin passed away though haina, seen ur mam yeserday at the kuttum :)

Oh yeh I heard man, dats so sad, Inshallah she is in a better place! Yeh my mum been goin 4 the past few days, think she goin now aswell..sorry 2 hear that

[Cute_hun]

true

Na i was jokin jus coz u wer nasty 2 me, usually i aint nasty lol

[twisted_heat]

awww hw old r u btw?? u luks so youngish in that pic!!

anyway me just gona eat n just chill tonight and maybe type up my dissertation tonight, see hw i feel aba tonight really

whereabouts u in London? i always go to London every summer but not goin there this year cos got uni till sept

Im in North London. Im 18, I start Uni next year, well was suppose to but taking year out! Im a long way off doing my dissertation. lol. I hate education to be truthful though. Im not dumb, im just lazy. :Pelvic2: What bout u? Where you from? age?etc

[Rizla]

Na i was jokin jus coz u wer nasty 2 me, usually i aint nasty lol

wasnt tryin 2b nasty. sori :bhapi: neways im off. ;)

[Cute_hun]

wasnt tryin 2b nasty. sori :bhapi: neways im off. ;)

lol its all gud m8 bye

[DESI-PEACHES]

Im in North London. Im 18, I start Uni next year, well was suppose to but taking year out! Im a long way off doing my dissertation. lol. I hate education to be truthful though. Im not dumb, im just lazy. :Pelvic2: What bout u?

ha ha i no the feelings!! just enjoy the first two years cos its so easy!! wait till u get to final year its tough man!! enjoy ur uni life while u can!! what u plannin to studyin and what uni u applied/ got into?

am 23 (my bday was yesta) and am in scotland area,,,,am doin masters at the mo

aww u 18?? such a cute age!! he hee :giggle:

[nawty_but_nice]

yeh, inshallah, hows uni n that ? u broke up yet ?


Oh yeh I heard man, dats so sad, Inshallah she is in a better place! Yeh my mum been goin 4 the past few days, think she goin now aswell..sorry 2 hear that

[Cute_hun]

yeh, inshallah, hows uni n that ? u broke up yet ?

Unis all gud, finishd abt 3 weeks ago, hws college? u decided on wot uni u goin 2?

[twisted_heat]

ha ha i no the feelings!! just enjoy the first two years cos its so easy!! wait till u get to final year its tough man!! enjoy ur uni life while u can!! what u plannin to studyin and what uni u applied/ got into?

am 23 (my bday was yesta) and am in scotland area,,,,am doin masters at the mo

aww u 18?? such a cute age!! he hee :giggle:


I didnt bother with my UCAS application coz i knew i was taking year out. Wanna do accountancy/economics (typical asian..lol). Actually, i dont..i dont know wot i wanna do, but thats like 95% definatly what im gonna do. Got A, C, C for my AS-levels, and predicted same for my A2..Hopefully get them grades, and then see which uni's accept me..Im probably sticking to the London ones though, coz i love london life. Will still be moving out though..thts the best part :D

[nawty_but_nice]

dunno wot uni im goin 2 yet, broke up 4rm college though, neways chick im off, inabit xXx

[Cute_hun]

Ok take care x

[DESI-PEACHES]

I didnt bother with my UCAS application coz i knew i was taking year out. Wanna do accountancy/economics (typical asian..lol). Actually, i dont..i dont know wot i wanna do, but thats like 95% definatly what im gonna do. Got A, C, C for my AS-levels, and predicted same for my A2..Hopefully get them grades, and then see which uni's accept me..Im probably sticking to the London ones though, coz i love london life. Will still be moving out though..thts the best part :D

wow u so brainy, u did well in ur AS level good for u boy!! do accountacny apparantly i heard they have a really good job opportunities down south!! well hope things goes alrite 4 u!!

aww wont u miss ur mommy's cookin? u do know that u will have to cook, clean and no more mommy wakes u up?? jk jk

[A Dash of Desi]

hey bagvan u scared me :grouphug:
lol....ur cute!...wutz ur name?

[_A-s-H-i_]

lol....ur cute!...wutz ur name?

the Names Patel Ashi Patel *dun dun dun*

[twisted_heat]

wow u so brainy, u did well in ur AS level good for u boy!! do accountacny apparantly i heard they have a really good job opportunities down south!! well hope things goes alrite 4 u!!

aww wont u miss ur mommy's cookin? u do know that u will have to cook, clean and no more mommy wakes u up?? jk jk


Nah its tru, im a mummys boy, i will miss her...BUT i can do my own cooking. Cleaning = washing up machine/Laundrette. Washing up = easy. Waking up = girlfriend (if i have one) or my natural body clock, because im super like that..lol. Wot course are u doing??

[DESI-PEACHES]

Nah its tru, im a mummys boy, i will miss her...BUT i can do my own cooking. Cleaning = washing up machine/Laundrette. Washing up = easy. Waking up = girlfriend (if i have one) or my natural body clock, because im super like that..lol. Wot course are u doing??

aww u so cute!!! i likes ur sense of humour lolz

am doin masters in pharmacy

so u watchin lock n stock barrel film on tonight?

btw what ur name? names Jaks :wave:

[twisted_heat]

aww u so cute!!! i likes ur sense of humour lolz

am doin masters in pharmacy

so u watchin lock n stock barrel film on tonight?

btw what ur name? names Jaks :wave:

Pharmacy?? damn, u the clever one. I was doing Chemistry but i dropped that coz it was too bloody hard. I cant believe i found Maths easier :neutral:
Yer im gonna watch Lock stock, i love it...its toooo funny. Actually, i find alot of stuff funny, so u knw..

My names Vik..I am an Indian Guji..and im really cool :p

(that just sounds like a big brother application)

[Le_Gendarme]

and continues to be boring
:werd:

[DESI-PEACHES]

Pharmacy?? damn, u the clever one. I was doing Chemistry but i dropped that coz it was too bloody hard. I cant believe i found Maths easier :neutral:
Yer im gonna watch Lock stock, i love it...its toooo funny. Actually, i find alot of stuff funny, so u knw..

My names Vik..I am an Indian Guji..and im really cool :p

(that just sounds like a big brother application)

ha ha :p u should have applied to BB6 cos this year pplz are so dull n lame!! i think with u in there, u can prob make everyone laff in there n there aint no asian in there this year i remeber this strict asian guy from last yr (cant remember his name) he was so hilarious!!

pharmacy is okay just borin cant wait till i finish in sept :dance:

hi Vik nice to meet ya!!

[occasionalmisfit]

ha ha i no the feelings!! just enjoy the first two years cos its so easy!! wait till u get to final year its tough man!! enjoy ur uni life while u can!! what u plannin to studyin and what uni u applied/ got into?

am 23 (my bday was yesta) and am in scotland area,,,,am doin masters at the mo

aww u 18?? such a cute age!! he hee :giggle:


I'M 18!!! AM I CUTE JAKS?? HUH? HUH?

*jumps up and down in an eager, horrible sort of way*

anyway. what up kids, has cute hun gone

[Groovy G]

Come peeps, it's not boring :D

[DESI-PEACHES]

I'M 18!!! AM I CUTE JAKS?? HUH? HUH?

*jumps up and down in an eager, horrible sort of way*

anyway. what up kids, has cute hun gone

yeh u r so cute!!!! :hug: hw r u?

anam is still here....check out my thread - happy birthday she still in there!!!

[Rizla]

I'M 18!!! AM I CUTE JAKS?? HUH? HUH?

*jumps up and down in an eager, horrible sort of way*

anyway. what up kids, has cute hun gone
heylo

[DESI-PEACHES]

Come peeps, it's not boring :D

groovy g!!! look am approachin to 3000 :dance:

[Cute_hun]

I'M 18!!! AM I CUTE JAKS?? HUH? HUH?

*jumps up and down in an eager, horrible sort of way*

anyway. what up kids, has cute hun gone

No no im still here.. u cant get rid of me dat easilyy :p but 4 now im off coz im gonna watch sum tele n go 2 bed coz i have work in the morn! chat 2 ya soon babe x

[occasionalmisfit]

heylo

hello u sexpot.
i bought 2 superdry shirts today. wanna make a competition of it? i already got a shirtdress, jacket and skirt... thats 5 items now :Pelvic2:

also, i was gonna leave u a comment. but got scared. lol

[Cute_hun]

yeh u r so cute!!!! :hug: hw r u?

anam is still here....check out my thread - happy birthday she still in there!!!

im here n there..im everywerrrrr :D so shite lol

ok im off ppl ta ra

[Rizla]

groovy g!!! look am approachin to 3000 :dance:
thats a BAD thing lol

[DESI-PEACHES]

im here n there..im everywerrrrr :D so shite lol

ok im off ppl ta ra

lolz byee anam such a sweet girl

[Rizla]

hello u sexpot.
i bought 2 superdry shirts today. wanna make a competition of it? i already got a shirtdress, jacket and skirt... thats 5 items now :Pelvic2:

also, i was gonna leave u a comment. but got scared. lol
:eek: u bought superdry!? wickid! show me pics of what u got. btw, dnt even try to compete.. im already waaaay ahead.

[DESI-PEACHES]

thats a BAD thing lol

yeh i no but me n groovy had this convo aba makin highest posts as much as we can durin the summer lolz am not gona win obviously cos groovy g got like 4000

u post whored loads as well

[Rizla]

btw, whats a sexpot? :sarb:

[Rizla]

yeh i no but me n groovy had this convo aba makin highest posts as much as we can durin the summer lolz am not gona win obviously cos groovy g got like 4000

u post whored loads as well
i seee... well im approaching 1000... not a good sign..

[DESI-PEACHES]

i seee... well im approaching 1000... not a good sign..

:no:

[occasionalmisfit]

:eek: u bought superdry!? wickid! show me pics of what u got. btw, dnt even try to compete.. im already waaaay ahead.

pics eh, ill see what i can do. my stuff is fab tho, and whats cool is that even though there may be a slight timelag, being a girl, i can wear the mens stuff aswell... so, in the end i will have more than you :Pelvic2:

what do you mean, whats a sexpot? don't be coy ;) lol

im off, my children. goodnight.

[Rizla]

:no:
i knw :( ooh dedicate ur 3000th post to me :D

[Rizla]

pics eh, ill see what i can do. my stuff is fab tho, and whats cool is that even though there may be a slight timelag, being a girl, i can wear the mens stuff aswell... so, in the end i will have more than you :Pelvic2:

what do you mean, whats a sexpot? don't be coy ;) lol

im off, my children. goodnight.
mmm i love superdry
rly.. wats a sexpot? :sarb:
byee.

[DESI-PEACHES]

i knw :( ooh dedicate ur 3000th post to me :D

will do just got 5 more posts to go!!

[Groovy G]

groovy g!!! look am approachin to 3000 :dance:

5 more 5 more,

[DESI-PEACHES]

5 more 5 more,

hey u should keep ur sig i likes that one!! its wicked

ooh i no just 3 more to go

[Groovy G]

hey u should keep ur sig i likes that one!! its wicked

ooh i no just 3 more to go

which one, the one i got now.

[DESI-PEACHES]

which one, the one i got now.

yep the one u got now :)

[DESI-PEACHES]

i knw :( ooh dedicate ur 3000th post to me :D

Rizla...my 3000th post :dance:

[Groovy G]

Rizla...my 3000th post :dance:

Congrats Jaks :clap:

[DESI-PEACHES]

Congrats Jaks :clap:

thanks...shit its made me realise i should get off the net lolz...

[Rizla]

Rizla...my 3000th post :dance:
woohoo.

[DESI-PEACHES]

woohoo.

gee u such a party pooper nah??

lighten it up bro

[Groovy G]

thanks...shit its made me realise i should get off the net lolz...

y y y

[DESI-PEACHES]

y y y

cos i posted whored loads nah??

yay pinky PMs me *sighs* am feelin so special hee hee

[Groovy G]

cos i posted whored loads nah??

yay pinky PMs me *sighs* am feelin so special hee hee

lucky u

[DESI-PEACHES]

lucky u

do i sense the jealously huh??

lolz :D

[Oxygen]

and continues to be boring

Boring people tend to become bored easily.