Cheese Masters

[Mash007]

Another Great Idea bought to you by Mash Inc.

Cheese.. Regarded by some as the lowest form of comedy yet it has many intricacies and levels...

We're British we appreciate the Art of Cheese....If at this point you know not of what I speaketh :gtfo: this aint the place for you you're already out of your depth.

Here's how it works ... we're gonna do a Cheese bombardment on these here forums.... when you're in any other thread and see an opportunity for Cheese.. post that shit...

then drop a link in here with the post no. so the rest of us are able to appreciate the majesty of your Cheese and we can talk about the various aspects of Cheese and fine tune your Cheese Knight powers....

OK I'm done... Go forth and rain on their parade. :p

[zai_alam]

:salut:

*Zai goes off to the GC in search of victims who he can inflict cheesy UK humor on...

Mash, reckon it will be ok to inflict cheese on the serious discussions forum?

[Mash007]

brother anywhere anytime... no-ones safe...

th most obvious jokes, the lamest, the most cringeworthy, the lowest of the low

that will be us

[Ketamine-Abuse]

Im' pretty good a shit jokes, but I don't understand what you mean

[Mash007]

ok look in here ...

the second post by a master of the dark Art...HurryPuther

the mullet over joke.... that be cheese....

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82668

this post was my inspiration

:salut:

[Ketamine-Abuse]

This one is really shit. Thinking of a bad pun is harder than just being a cunt,

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=2498456&postcount=11

[zai_alam]

Terrible example, but :dunnouh:

Thread: "post sexy pictures of your hands!!!" - ligi (GC)
post No.26
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2498447&posted=1#post2498447

[zai_alam]

Follow HurryPuther's example and end all cheesy joke posts with 'I'll get me coat'. The Yanks wont know what hit them :no:

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/mfiles/m-ani.gif

[zai_alam]

Hattrick!!

Posts No. 26, 31 and 36
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2498447&posted=1#post2498447

[zai_alam]

Mr Alam, I bow at your feet, wait until I get fully focused lol, the cheeseman cometh.

Lookin' forward to it centoundici642 :yes:

Mash, you should re-name this thread 'The UK alliance of the brother & sisterhood of eternal cheese'.

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=2498894&postcount=9

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=2498894&postcount=9

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/mfiles/m-ani.gif

:applause:

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=2498974&postcount=4

[occasionalmisfit]

I'm too funny to be properly cheesy, but this line was too obvious to miss. By the way, idk how to do all the cool stuff you lot can do with linkin straight to the relevant post, so just scroll down kids... thats it... keep scrolling... its page 2 lol

and she forgets the link :rolleyes: http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2499195&posted=1#post2499195

[Fallen-Angel]

someone teach me the art of cheese.....and whats with the "i'll get me coat"?

whats cheese humor and whats just normal :sarb:

[azn_jarrod]

strangly, im a bit confused too. Are we just supposed to, in our higher intellect, reply to threads with random shit?

[hurryputher]

The great one returns.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2499545&posted=1#post2499545

[hurryputher]

This was so cheesey, it made me puke.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2499573#post2499573

[pingster]

officially no longer a cheese-virgin! :dance3:

enjoy my fellow masters of cheese....enjoy

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2499655&posted=1#post2499655

[pingster]

its a cheese masacre!! I'm having a 'Darius' moment and I love it.....

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2499713&posted=1#post2499713

[hateitorloveit]

pure chesseee

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/hateitorloveit8/stagafro.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/hateitorloveit8/mullet.jpg

[Mash007]

OccasionalMisfit.. Ketamine... better to post the thread link so we can see the context... just say what post no. it is ...

and guys ... not random posts... Hurry they dont count...

Zai... Beautiful man

[zai_alam]

Thread: Multiracial girls
post No.54
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500335&posted=1#post2500335

*possibility of post being banned.

[hurryputher]

OccasionalMisfit.. Ketamine... better to post the thread link so we can see the context... just say what post no. it is ...

and guys ... not random posts... Hurry they dont count...



Read em again son, they aint random. Pure cheese genius although you might have to use your brain.

Come on son, you can do it.

[Fallen-Angel]

Thread: Multiracial girls
post No.54
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500335&posted=1#post2500335

*possibility of post being banned.

ahahahaa

[Mash007]

Read em again son, they aint random. Pure cheese genius although you might have to use your brain.

Come on son, you can do it.my bad.. I didnt read the first post from the thread in your first post

[miss_qupid]

my bad.. I didnt read the first post from the thread in your first post
did u tell bhav im nto coming to the meet?

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82775

post 25 and 26

and 28 is me being a cunt

[Mash007]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82775

post 25 and 26

and 28 is me being a cuntLOL quality

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82775

post 25 and 26

and 28 is me being a cunt

post No. 30, same thread.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82775&page=2&pp=25

[occasionalmisfit]

Hahaha... I was just about to post the exact same thing Zai.

:sarb:
*cue twilight zone music*

[occasionalmisfit]

its a cheese masacre!! I'm having a 'Darius' moment and I love it.....

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2499713&posted=1#post2499713

:rofl: i love it. that was carnage!

[zai_alam]

Hahaha... I was just about to post the exact same thing Zai.

:sarb:
*cue twilight zone music*

Did you read her following post?! :rofl:

[Mash007]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500665&posted=1#post2500665

post 8 I think...

its weak but its a start

[Mash007]

another weak one... just warming up....

read the thread title first

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500752&posted=1#post2500752

[Mash007]

hat trick

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500784&posted=1#post2500784

the reaction... post 8 .. made it sweet

[Mash007]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500865&posted=1#post2500865

kekeke

[Ketamine-Abuse]

post No. 30, same thread.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82775&page=2&pp=25


Same thread post 32

[Ketamine-Abuse]

Freakin Hell I've got so many fuckin hair puns

[zai_alam]

hat trick

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500784&posted=1#post2500784

the reaction... post 8 .. made it sweet

:rofl: genius!

I especially love it when they reply with total dumbstruck bemusement!!

I'm still on the prowl waiting for the next hunt...

[Mash007]

:rofl: genius!

I especially love it when they reply with total dumbstruck bemusement!!

I'm still on the prowl waiting for the next hunt...thats the kinda reaction we're lookin for.... they dont appreciate the 'shear' genius... lol

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500865&posted=1#post2500865

kekeke

post 12, same thread. A bit of a lame one but I couldn't help myself.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500983&posted=1#post2500983

[Mash007]

post 12, same thread. A bit of a lame one but I couldn't help myself.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2500983&posted=1#post2500983
I saw it already lol... i saw ur name as last poster and I just knew.. lol

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501074&posted=1#post2501074

35

[zai_alam]

Same thread post 32

Same thread post 34

That hair thread is just toooo easy :yes:
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82775&page=2

And I've already read your following reply in there :)

[occasionalmisfit]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501074&posted=1#post2501074

35


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: absoloute genius, lads. keep 'em comin!

*chortle chortle*

[hurryputher]

Some of these ain't cheese, just painfuly shit jokes.

Watch and learn, children. This is real cheese.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501179&posted=1#post2501179

[Ketamine-Abuse]

A thread about cheese!

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501178&posted=1#post2501178

post 4 and 5

[Mash007]

Some of these ain't cheese, just painfuly shit jokes.

Watch and learn, children. This is real cheese.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501179&posted=1#post2501179
best so far

[hurryputher]

Too easy.

:no: Shockingly cheesey

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501363#post2501363

[zai_alam]

post 20
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501539#post2501539

I'm going to sleep.

[Fallen-Angel]

Some of these ain't cheese, just painfuly shit jokes.

Watch and learn, children. This is real cheese.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2501179&posted=1#post2501179

wow! class.....*takes notes*

[zai_alam]

Just warming up....1st one...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=82833&page=2&pp=25

Post 50

Same thread, post 51

[zai_alam]

post 10
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2506152&posted=1#post2506152

terrible, terrible, terrible :no:

[zai_alam]

:neutral:

The joke was terrible :dunnouh:

[pinkness]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2506687&posted=1#post2506687

mash and cheese are yum

[Mash007]

its a bit meh

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2507106&posted=1#post2507106

check thread title

[zai_alam]

Thread: Could you handle being famous?

post 4 and 16, with possibility of more to come...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2507710&posted=1#post2507710

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=2770382&posted=1#post2770382

post 29

[azn_jarrod]

:rofl:

[Mash007]

:bump:

[zai_alam]

Thread: Rd's Amazon Girls!
post No.161

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3453216&posted=1#post3453216

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3454033&posted=1#post3454033

post 19

[jus_me]

^^smooooooth

[2Stupid2Duck]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3456622&posted=1#post3456622

:giggle:

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3456622&posted=1#post3456622

:giggle:

:lol:

:applause:

[2Stupid2Duck]

:lol:

:applause:

thank you thank you

[asianshorty]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3456622&posted=1#post3456622

:giggle:

i don't get it :scratch:

[2Stupid2Duck]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3456909&posted=1#post3456909

im still new ..so
Guys dont ban me :nervous:

[2Stupid2Duck]

i don't get it :scratch:

Ruud van nistelrooy .. dont be Rude/Ruud :neutral: get it .

[asianshorty]

Ruud van nistelrooy .. dont be Rude/Ruud :neutral: get it .

oooh... yh i get it now :giggle:

[2Stupid2Duck]

oooh... yh i get it now :giggle:


:hug: ;)

so sup ? wat time u going to crash (sleep)today ?

[asianshorty]

:hug: ;)

so sup ? wat time u going to crash (sleep)today ?

ermm... whenever my dad comes up and tells me to turn the computer off... which will be in a few mins, 'cause i can hear them all downstarisrs :no:

:hug:
not doing much, the usual :) oh yh, and i'm trying to get sort my bag out for tomorrow!

so what you up to?

[2Stupid2Duck]

ermm... whenever my dad comes up and tells me to turn the computer off... which will be in a few mins, 'cause i can hear them all downstarisrs :no:

:hug:
not doing much, the usual :) oh yh, and i'm trying to get sort my bag out for tomorrow!

so what you up to?

O_o' okkk yerr i can hear my family too.. downstairs loud and clear .. :no:

work work work . i shuld be on util 4'o clock .. i gotta get thur a bit .. :D

[asianshorty]

O_o' okkk yerr i can hear my family too.. downstairs loud and clear .. :no:

work work work . i shuld be on util 4'o clock .. i gotta get thur a bit .. :D

flippin hell, until 4 :scratch:
is it extra work your gonna be doing?

my rooms right above the sitting room... so i can hear nearly everything they say, and they can hear somethings i say :rolleyes:

[2Stupid2Duck]

flippin hell, until 4 :scratch:
is it extra work your gonna be doing?

my rooms right above the sitting room... so i can hear nearly everything they say, and they can hear somethings i say :rolleyes:

yerr extra work .. im trying to work myself ahead .. so i can kick bak on sumdayz ..

its not that bad .. stayin up late ... do work .. chk on RD . . and so On .

O yes my mums going to leicster with my dad to my aunties house to stay over for a week :joy:

[asianshorty]

yerr extra work .. im trying to work myself ahead .. so i can kick bak on sumdayz ..

its not that bad .. stayin up late ... do work .. chk on RD . . and so On .

O yes my mums going to leicster with my dad to my aunties house to stay over for a week :joy:

ahh, thats very good :D
so could you get yourself up in the morning? or does your mum have to shout to get you up :weirdfac:

lol, can't imagine all the things you'll get up to :no:
all the........
and the........

[2Stupid2Duck]

ahh, thats very good :D
so could you get yourself up in the morning? or does your mum have to shout to get you up :weirdfac:

lol, can't imagine all the things you'll get up to :no:
all the........
and the........

haha no i have this inner alarm . i get up alwayz at 7:40 ..even in holiday dayz .. :mad:

yer .. all the . ...

and the .............................. :p

[R.J]

extremely lame but it was needed (only the old school 80's music fans will get it)

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=3504984&posted=1#post3504984

[Mash007]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=110246

Post 3 :p

[Mash007]

:bump:

it's on :D

[Z4K5T4R]

I'm a girl.

I get confizzled easily.

Too much to read.

What are you on about?

I think you're cute.

[Mash007]

I think you're cute.do you really mean that?

dont worry bout the rest .. its man stuff.

[Z4K5T4R]

do you really mean that?

dont worry bout the rest .. its man stuff.Yeh obviously. You punch like a girl though. That's hawt.

[*spoilt_brat*]

i'm all confuzzled, ther's so much to read my brain can't take it all..:ashamed:

but yes mash, you are very :yum:

:giggle:

[Mash007]

Yeh obviously. You punch like a girl though. That's hawt.I didnt want to hurt you

[stolen]

:tjseema: :Paper: :lurk: