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zai_alam
June 1st, 2005, 03:00 PM
They call trousers 'pants'.

They call football 'soccer'. Plus american football is shit.

Rednecks shag their own sisters.

DESI-PEACHES
June 1st, 2005, 03:03 PM
lolz :p that true man but its so cheap over there though - that is one good thing aba USA

ChillinG
June 1st, 2005, 03:07 PM
lolz :p that true man but its so cheap over there though - that is one good thing aba USA
yeh, food is sooooooooooo cheap

hurryputher
June 1st, 2005, 03:08 PM
They don't get our humour. Irony or sarcasm is beyond them

All the desi's there think they're fukin black.

George Bush, Nuff said.

Baseball.

American 'Football' - Rugby for pussies.

You should edit your original posts and add everyones suggestioons.

DESI-PEACHES
June 1st, 2005, 03:08 PM
yeh, food is sooooooooooo cheap

and music and makeups....

one thing i hates about america is the shootings even though i havent bin there yet am so scared of guns

zai_alam
June 1st, 2005, 03:10 PM
lolz :p that true man but its so cheap over there though - that is one good thing aba USA

That's the only good thing about america. DVD's are well cheap. The only other thing I like about america is the Simpsons :)


Anyway, more things I hate about america...

They are international bullies.

They talk too loudly. Theres no need for that kind of behavior.

They don't understand the value of subtlety.

They wear ridiculously oversized trousers which at least 3 people can fit into, and they think they look cool. Idiots.

DESI-PEACHES
June 1st, 2005, 03:13 PM
That's the only good thing about america. DVD's are well cheap. The only other thing I like about america is the Simpsons :)


Anyway, more thing I hate about america...

They are international bullies.

They talk too loudly. Theres no need for that kind of behavior.

They don't understand the value of subtlety.

They wear ridiculously oversized trousers which at least 3 people can fit into, and they think they look cool. Idiots.

i likes malcolm in the middle and also prince air they are wicked prog!!

yep and also they are overweight

jus_me
June 1st, 2005, 05:19 PM
they have bastardised the english language, ie the word COLOR..its spelt COLOUR..fuckwits :rolleyes:

an english person sees 1/6/05 as being the 1st of june 2005, whereas an american would see it as being the 6th of jan 2005, i mean how gay is that :neutral:

FOOTBALL does not mean that you can pick the ball up and run with it, simply putting the word american in front of it does not change the nature or the rules of the game..

when watching comedies, they need to be told when to laugh, ie the canned laughter, just because programmes made in britain dont have that, it doesnt mean they aint funny, the humour here is probably too high brow for them

pingster
June 1st, 2005, 05:32 PM
I have a problem with their inexplicable love for the doughnut! its wrong...plain wrong.

I Also despise how they have basterdised the English language. Its 'Colour' not 'color'!!!

OK...thats better....phewwwww...I'm fine now!

jus_me
June 1st, 2005, 05:35 PM
I have a problem with their inexplicable love for the doughnut! its wrong...plain wrong.

I Also despise how they have basterdised the English language. Its 'Colour' not 'color'!!!

OK...thats better....phewwwww...I'm fine now!


hmmm...now why didnt i think of that one? :p

R.J
June 1st, 2005, 05:39 PM
an american would never understand "only fools and horses" the greatest comedy show ever.

yet they watch bullshit called frazer or some shit.

mr_zee_uk
June 1st, 2005, 05:41 PM
hmmm...now why didnt i think of that one? :p


They only go on hoilday within there dammmm country half of the fuc**** dont have passports and they have no sence with what's going on around other parts of the world.
There overweight and lazzy plus they brought aids to the world as far as i'm concerned !!!!!! grrrrrrrrr

pingster
June 1st, 2005, 05:42 PM
hmmm...now why didnt i think of that one? :p

LOL!!! it winds me up as much as it does u!!!!

mr_zee_uk
June 1st, 2005, 05:48 PM
oh yeah ,and i hate the fact that the lied and said they went to the moon when u didnt loser's !!!!

MENACINGSTRANGER
June 1st, 2005, 05:49 PM
George W Bush is a great comedian.

arbigooner
June 1st, 2005, 05:49 PM
They don't get our humour. Irony or sarcasm is beyond them

All the desi's there think they're fukin black.

George Bush, Nuff said.

Baseball.

American 'Football' - Rugby for pussies.


I agree with all of that...and I hate ice hockey too.

zai_alam
June 1st, 2005, 06:58 PM
an american would never understand "only fools and horses" the greatest comedy show ever.

yet they watch bullshit called frazer or some shit.

Only Fools and Horses is the greatest comedy show ever, and Trigger is the coolest character in sitcom history :yes:

http://www.davidholl.btinternet.co.uk/onlyfoolsweb1.jpg

Can you imagine the americans buying the rights and doing an american version of the show. It would be nothing but pure shit.

Has anyone seen the american version of the Office? :sarb:

gujjugangsta
June 1st, 2005, 07:02 PM
:werd:

noregrets
June 1st, 2005, 07:07 PM
American Desis think they are Blacks!!!

Fatty4life
June 1st, 2005, 07:09 PM
Canada.

zai_alam
June 1st, 2005, 07:12 PM
American Desis think they are Blacks!!!

So that explains why they all wear MC Hammer sized trousers.

http://www.bubbygram.com/performers/mchammercpl.jpg

bhangraman
June 1st, 2005, 07:24 PM
lol jokes

yea i h8 usa to even tho desis have done alot for their country they stil dont like em bastards

Fallen-Angel
June 1st, 2005, 07:49 PM
wow all those things, so true, i thought they only bugged me

gujjugangsta
June 1st, 2005, 07:50 PM
Canada.
fattiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :mad:

pinkness
June 1st, 2005, 07:53 PM
and since i dont swear...n i dont lke using the word crap...everytime i say rubbish...they lkeee "haha what" oh do shutup! everyone knows what rubbish is


also how they steal place names from england n stik a new in front!!

Fatty4life
June 1st, 2005, 07:54 PM
fattiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :mad:
hee hee haw haw :giggle:

SSSash
June 1st, 2005, 08:23 PM
in canada it's spelt colour not color

liquiddreamz
June 1st, 2005, 09:07 PM
*comes in*








*walks out*