View Full Version : The ultimate deception...
zai_alam
May 31st, 2005, 08:47 PM
... is having an arranged marriage and deceiving your brand new wife into thinking that the wig on your bald head is actually your own hair. That shit is just soooo wrong :blink:
This may sound ridiculous, but I know someone who did that and thought he could get away with it.
Can you imagine it?... there they are newly married sitting at the dinner table having breakfast when the wife notices that the strangely shiny and wavy 'hair' on her new husbands head is tilting at a slightly awkward angle :-s
Apparently he also used to apply large doses of hair gel to his wig and comb it in front of the mirror... as you do :sarb:
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/wigs/mens/richard-brown-big.jpg
^^ That's not him by the way, it's just an example.
I give them 2 more week before they have a divorce.
When was the last time you witnessed/heard about some sort of ultimate deception?
Lady Ven0m
May 31st, 2005, 08:52 PM
LOL
dymn!
dass juss sad
zai_alam
May 31st, 2005, 08:59 PM
LOL
dymn!
dass juss sad
But the craziest thing is he actually thinks he can get away with it. Imagine if they have sex and the wig falls off... how the hell is he gonna explain himself? :neutral:
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:02 PM
:sarb: Y DIDNT HE jus tel her he was bold :sarb:
Fatty4life
May 31st, 2005, 09:03 PM
ahahahahaha. god save us from the baldies :ugh:
Lady Ven0m
May 31st, 2005, 09:04 PM
hahah
now dat juss funni!!
a kodak moment
"me n ma hubby were havin wild sex n his hair started 2 fall!"
LOL
o man!!
poor guy...sum men r so dumb!
he bess haf sum krazee glu fe dat hair!
zai_alam
May 31st, 2005, 09:11 PM
:sarb: Y DIDNT HE jus tel her he was bold :sarb:
Dunno, he always seemed like a confident person but obviously he's got some insecurity issues about his missing hair. I think a lot of families must have turned him down because of the baldy thing. He just wants to be loved just like everyone else so desperation must have drove him to invest in a wig. People do some crazy shit sometimes.
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:13 PM
Dunno, he always seemed like a confident person but obviously he's got some insecurity issues about his missing hair. I think a lot of families must have turned him down because of the baldy thing. He just wants to be loved just like everyone else so desperation must have drove him to invest in a wig. People do some crazy shit sometimes.
aww almost feel sorry for the dude now ...
punjabi princess
May 31st, 2005, 09:15 PM
guys are so immuture
zai_alam
May 31st, 2005, 09:16 PM
hahah
now dat juss funni!!
a kodak moment
"me n ma hubby were havin wild sex n his hair started 2 fall!"
LOL
o man!!
poor guy...sum men r so dumb!
he bess haf sum krazee glu fe dat hair!
Yeah, the kind of industrial strength glue that you can purchase from DIY stores :)
zai_alam
May 31st, 2005, 09:19 PM
guys are so immuture
Excuse me but just because one guy does a wig deception on his wife, doesn't automatically mean we're all like that :mad:
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:24 PM
guys are so immuture
;) ..R we? :p
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:25 PM
WELL WATS EVY1 DOIN UP SO LATE IN D UK .... 2:25 :rolleyes:
Fatty4life
May 31st, 2005, 09:26 PM
WELL WATS EVY1 DOIN UP SO LATE IN D UK .... 2:25 :rolleyes:
:ughJit:
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:27 PM
:ughJit:
:roflwtf: :roflwtf: surely it doesnt take thattt longg
wat tiem did u start !!!!!!!!1 :Pelvic2:
zai_alam
May 31st, 2005, 09:33 PM
WELL WATS EVY1 DOIN UP SO LATE IN D UK .... 2:25 :rolleyes:
Wanking. Theres nothing quite like a good knuckle shuffle at 2.28 in the morning.
Actually I'm trying to finish off some artwork but I've been staring at it for over an hour thinking about what direction I should take it in. That's the cool thing about my job coz I work whenever I want just as long as I meet the deadline.
Gotta try and get away from RD though, it's too addictive :mad:
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:40 PM
Wanking. Theres nothing quite like a good knuckle shuffle at 2.28 in the morning.
Actually I'm trying to finish off some artwork but I've been staring at it for over an hour thinking about what direction I should take it in. That's the cool thing about my job coz I work whenever I want just as long as I meet the deadline.
Gotta try and get away from RD though, it's too addictive :mad:
wel kinda can c ure a artist ..UR SIG VERRY NICEE ..
yee ive been on for liek eva since i joioned ..1 week ago ..
i dont rember anythign ne more from d normal world ..xcept for SCREEN NAMES :sarb:
t4mil
May 31st, 2005, 09:41 PM
Jerkiin of at 2:30 .. :neutral:
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