looking for a desi girl(s)

[oneg]

- 3pts. height 5'3 - 5'9
- 2pts. athletic
- 4pts. better than normal ass. (i know y'all aint black so this is by desi standards)
- 1pt. complexion: doesn't matter, but this time im looking for one that dont look white like a cracker, or blue-black like alek wek.
- 3pts. nice cute face.
- 3pts. not that religious. bare in mind im atheist, and im not converting for you, unless you convert to my religion first. (also polygamist laws may conflict here)
- 2pts. marks for virginity. but not essential.
- 3pts. must look very young and age gracefully. if any of your relatives under the age of 30 have grey hairs, then do not apply, thank you.
- 2pts. must look clearly ethnic like an indian. but not ugly
- 6pts. must be willing to have an indefinate number of children (expect 6 or more, with a 3 month breather).
- if you fit the above specifications, and also have unmarried sisters, multiply the above points by the number of unmarried sisters+1.
- *also, will need to look after various other children on occasions.

i think that should be all. :)

[jdmdrfitertim]

goodluck :p

[a_deprived_love]

- 3pts. height 5'3 - 5'9
- 2pts. athletic
- 4pts. better than normal ass. (i know y'all aint black so this is by desi standards)
- 1pt. complexion: doesn't matter, but this time im looking for one that dont look white like a cracker, or blue-black like alek wek.
- 3pts. nice cute face.
- 3pts. not that religious. bare in mind im atheist, and im not converting for you, unless you convert to my religion first. (also polygamist laws may conflict here)
- 2pts. marks for virginity. but not essential.
- 3pts. must look very young and age gracefully. if any of your relatives under the age of 30 have grey hairs, then do not apply, thank you.
- 2pts. must look clearly ethnic like an indian. but not ugly
- 6pts. must be willing to have an indefinate number of children (expect 6 or more, with a 3 month breather).
- if you fit the above specifications, and also have unmarried sisters, multiply the above points by the number of unmarried sisters+1.
- *also, will need to look after various other children on occasions.

i think that should be all. :)
i dont think i should try...now should i?

have fun with those expectations...

- 4pts. better than normal ass. (i know y'all aint black so this is by desi standards)

^---have fun...

Theses are my favs...
- 6pts. must be willing to have an indefinate number of children (expect 6 or more, with a 3 month breather).
- if you fit the above specifications, and also have unmarried sisters, multiply the above points by the number of unmarried sisters+1.

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- 3pts. must look very young and age gracefully. if any of your relatives under the age of 30 have grey hairs, then do not apply, thank you.

[oneg]

i dont think i should try...now should i?


you actually do pretty well in that. only your height, and maybe your ass let you down. but you don't look overweight, and got a pretty decent pair of breasts (which are good for helping young infants ;) ), the fact you're gujarati, means you got good brainz.

[FallOnTheOreos]

:dunno:

[a_deprived_love]

you actually do pretty well in that. only your height, and maybe your ass let you down. but you don't look overweight, and got a pretty decent pair of breasts (which are good for helping young infants ;) ), the fact you're gujarati, means you got good brainz.
why thank you oneg..never thougth you would say that...
my height ..bad genetics..
my ass...bad thyroid gland...
do i need to be overwieght??
got a pretty decent pair of breasts (which are good for helping young infants )

why thank you...idk about those infants though..maybe only a couple...

the fact you're gujarati, means you got good brainz.
thank you!

[chitowngirl]

u went psycho with this one to find a perfect girl.....

u will need all the luck u can get....jus mad PSYCHO :roflwtf:

[oneg]

u went psycho with this one to find a perfect girl.....

u will need all the luck u can get....jus mad PSYCHO :roflwtf:

i think i can find such women, for breeding purposes :D . not quite sure where. maybe amongst the poor in india (but they wont have a good education then, but that doesn't really matter, it's their genetic intelligence potential which counts :) ).

[sara khan]

wow u really thought about this hain? now good luck finding someone like that :D

[celicababyboy]

lmao good luck budy! especially the children part! were not in the 60s n 70s like our grandparents havin hel;la kids! my moms side there are like 6 of them, n my dads side is 6 also!

[oneg]

lmao good luck budy! especially the children part! were not in the 60s n 70s like our grandparents havin hel;la kids! my moms side there are like 6 of them, n my dads side is 6 also!

actually some families do have a lot of kids or shall i say some men are responsible for many kids :wink: - (esp. in africa, and also in the indian sub-continent. but also in western countries, my parents only had 4 kids, but my uncles and aunts on one side of the family all had 6).

[LalduPatta]

haha...i've never seen such description...ur standards can b filled if u go bac hom...u r not old fashion..ur jus in the verge of middle life crisis...i dont really think neone on this site is looking to get marraid and reproduce one after another w/ a 3 month break in between...i would say good luck but luck wont help this time... :neutral: but that gurl does exist sumwhere on the face of this earth!!

[DESI-PEACHES]

- 3pts. height 5'3 - 5'9
- 2pts. athletic
- 4pts. better than normal ass. (i know y'all aint black so this is by desi standards)
- 1pt. complexion: doesn't matter, but this time im looking for one that dont look white like a cracker, or blue-black like alek wek.
- 3pts. nice cute face.
- 3pts. not that religious. bare in mind im atheist, and im not converting for you, unless you convert to my religion first. (also polygamist laws may conflict here)
- 2pts. marks for virginity. but not essential.
- 3pts. must look very young and age gracefully. if any of your relatives under the age of 30 have grey hairs, then do not apply, thank you.
- 2pts. must look clearly ethnic like an indian. but not ugly
- 6pts. must be willing to have an indefinate number of children (expect 6 or more, with a 3 month breather).
- if you fit the above specifications, and also have unmarried sisters, multiply the above points by the number of unmarried sisters+1.
- *also, will need to look after various other children on occasions.

i think that should be all. :)

wish u all the best!!!! :p

[sairus]

yeah, good luck.

in fact if you do hook up with someone, then my odds of finding a girl on my list have greatly increased.

[GoddessOfLove720]

nice list but i hope ur not lookin 4 gurls online.... das not da best place 2 b lookin. online relationships r a con. how u no they arent lying?