Best pickup line?

[The Daku]

Hey guys, or ladies, add your best pickup line in here.
:dance3:

Here's mine:
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

:p

[desipride24o7]

Hey guys, or ladies, add you best pickup line in here.
:dance3:

Here's mine:
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

:p
:p :p

[Ohmygod]

nice legs.....mmm what time do they open :p

[Minuit]

lol....this dude told my friend this one:

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz girl you're the bomb!


how lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[that-one-guy]

If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Ow OW OW Some one call 911 , you just gave me a hard attack. LOL

[asiancutie24]

Did I just die and go to heaven cuz I swear you look like an angel.

Ok. It's lame but oh well. :p

[Tacoma99Stud]

mine is usually....

Whoa....damn girl do u beleive in love at first sight? or do u want me to walk by u again?

[JD-Naz]

"Hey... :cool:"

[I yO CuZ I]

nice shoes, wanna fcuk?

[cutiepie03]

mine is usually....

Whoa....damn girl do u beleive in love at first sight? or do u want me to walk by u again?
heard that million times..lol!

[ViGiLaNtE-X]

those of u with a glass eye, go up to a girl take ur eye out and put it in her hand and say " ive got my eye on u"


she'll be urs forever

[Ms.Patel]

i lost mah teddy bear.. can i sleep with u?? hahahah old but i still love it

best - how YOU doin.. lolz *sigh* joey joey joey :D

[Tacoma99Stud]

heard that million times..lol!




ya but if i said it to you...u'd be like...."mmmmmmmmmm...lets stop the chitchat and lets get busy!"

lol

[cutiepie03]

ya but if i said it to you...u'd be like...."mmmmmmmmmm...lets stop the chitchat and lets get busy!"

lol
lol

[celicababyboy]

lol my friend reeena said this to me

she said " hey i think i have seen u in a movie before?"
so me the smartass said this
"really?! it must have sucked no wonder why i aint fampus!"

[Tacoma99Stud]

lol my friend reeena said this to me

she said " hey i think i have seen u in a movie before?"
so me the smartass said this
"really?! it must have sucked no wonder why i aint fampus!"



i dont get it...

[cyber_satan]

u can cal it a pick up line .. !
here it is "can i b ur fred flintstone cus i want 2 make ur bed rock :Pelvic2: "

[labtec12]

u can cal it a pick up line .. !
here it is "can i b ur fred flintstone cus i want 2 make ur bed rock :Pelvic2: "
LMAO.. niceee

[cyber_satan]

LMAO.. niceee
:D :Pelvic2:

[afroman786]

how about

suck my nuts biach

[Robiul]

Which 2 letters are the most important in my name.... 'U' and 'I'

Ps I just made this up

[ILuvPTA]

"You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?"

:p

[ILuvPTA]

"You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day."

:lol:

[desiterminator]

Greetings baby, I am the desi terminator. Want to sit on my cattleprod and go for a ride? Press 1 for yes and 2 for no.

[GoddessOfLove720]

lol....this dude told my friend this one:

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz girl you're the bomb!


how lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol.... sum guy told me da same thing!!!

[XprtNYYKY]

Hey guys, or ladies, add your best pickup line in here.
:dance3:

Here's mine:
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

:p
my pickup line
ill compliment her first.
then ill ask her out.
no cheezy lines.

[mogul3k]

Do you work at Subway?

Because you gave me a footlong.

[wcome2myworld]

Guy:do You Sleep Lying On Your Stomach?
Girl:no
Guy:can I?

[Ohmygod]

Hey guys, or ladies, add your best pickup line in here.
:dance3:

Here's mine:
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

:p
nice legs what time do they open

or may favorite

Now i know the reason why god made a girl (girl blushes)

kas runs of with her purse full of money

[untouchablepaki]

Its RateDesi so I'll keep it desi here...

Lets Go Play Some Kabadi...
Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi

You're Hotter Than Garam Garam Chai

Come Here Chutney and Spice Up My Life

You Can Be My Chaat and I'll Lick You Up

Baby, You're Sweeter Than Jaleybi

A Girl can say... "Boy, I Wanna Taste Your Kulfi"

A Guy can say... "Girl, I Wanna Squeeze Your Gulab Jamuns"

[XprtNYYKY]

wanna fuck?

[ViGiLaNtE-X]

"hi asl"


it works for me

[ViGiLaNtE-X]

apparently, its scienctifically proven that the best pick up line is
"this time next yr, ull be laughing"

:dunno:

[oneg]

"you must be tired of standing, wanna sit on my face?"

[Chronos]

You must be from Jamaica, cuz jamaican me horny.

[suhailio]

i lost my phone number..can i hav urs?

[musicchic33]

okay pick up lines in general are corny but I love this one: ;)

- Can I have a band aid?...I scrapped my knee when I fell for you
...come on now, that's so sweet

[bruin_now_whut!]

ok this may sound really fobbed out but "aati kya khandala" wud TOTALLY work..if a guy said that to me..i'd so go out with him

[sairus]

what can brown do for you? (I've actually used this once, and I did get the girly giggle)
once you go brown, you settle down

although seriously for some guy hoping to find a good one here:



umm screw that, its my only good one.