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*spoilt_brat*
April 28th, 2005, 09:09 AM
ok . .no offence to all the guys . .but whts the deal of guys lookin at porn . :sarb: .r they just desperate . .or cnt they get no pussy . .*gasps* . .did i say that out load!? :Pelvic2:

do u guys actually entertain urselfs by lookin at porn!! . . .also . .wht happens wen u run and u r very well and endowed! . . :p . . .sorry that question wasnt frm me . .it was fm my friend ke ke!! . .she just wanted to no!! . . .so if u dnt mind answering these questions . .it'll be very gr8ful! :dance3: . . . . ?? . . .?

Z4K5T4R
April 28th, 2005, 09:17 AM
Goddamit women u got that damn right...........They just desperate :D













Lol.....Still obsessed with the candyshop song woohoo girl!:dance3:

s11nyk
April 28th, 2005, 09:21 AM
It's not the fact we can't get pussies, it's what your allowed to do to them that probably drives us to watch porn. Where better to learn from the professionals right. It's not the same when you get striaght laced girls who wanna lie on their backs thinking of the dress they wished they bought.....it's a two way thing...you think all these dirty hoes out therie learnt to fuck like they do,...........no, they probably got a few tips here and there from watchin porn, so it's a 2 way thing really.

well my tip would be to strap it roung your thighs when you gotta play sports, or someone caninvet the wonderjock...just like the wonderbra for women.............

Normally when i play football, i use shorst with double liningin them for extra protection/support.

*spoilt_brat*
April 28th, 2005, 09:47 AM
It's not the fact we can't get pussies, it's what your allowed to do to them that probably drives us to watch porn. Where better to learn from the professionals right. It's not the same when you get striaght laced girls who wanna lie on their backs thinking of the dress they wished they bought.....it's a two way thing...you think all these dirty hoes out therie learnt to fuck like they do,...........no, they probably got a few tips here and there from watchin porn, so it's a 2 way thing really.

well my tip would be to strap it roung your thighs when you gotta play sports, or someone caninvet the wonderjock...just like the wonderbra for women.............

Normally when i play football, i use shorst with double liningin them for extra protection/support.


well . .thanks for the information! and yer i guess. . its kinda a 2 way thing really . .but isnt strap it round ur thighs a bit painful!!! . . . . ke ke ..said thanks also . ..

*spoilt_brat*
April 28th, 2005, 09:52 AM
Goddamit women u got that damn right...........They just desperate :D













Lol.....Still obsessed with the candyshop song woohoo girl!:dance3:

goddammit women . . .hell yer im still obssessed with the candyshop song!! . lolz . .nah . .just cnt think of a gd sig!! . .yer i no there desperate!! . lolz! :dance3:

sonny_no1
April 28th, 2005, 11:58 AM
wtf, kind of stupid thread is this? if it wasnt for porn where else we gonna know how to lay pipe? ur a stupid ugly bitch for ur second question.

ArAbIaN eYeZ
April 28th, 2005, 12:03 PM
i dont know....
men jst like anything that deals w/ sex :sarb:
the same could be said of strip clubs
plus its NOT only guyz that watch porn
some girls do 2

jus_me
April 28th, 2005, 01:43 PM
y boys like porn..

porn never has a headache..

porn never has a time of the month..

porn doesnt nag..

porn never turns any boy down..

porn is cheaper than a real girl and a blow up doll..

porn doesnt complain if a guy has a problem standing to attention..

porn doesnt demand as much work as an actual woman would..

some of the many reasons y guys like porn.. its a means to an end basically

mr_zee_uk
April 28th, 2005, 05:39 PM
I know girls who watch porn ,whats the big deal !!!

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 06:02 AM
I know girls who watch porn ,whats the big deal !!!

its disgusting thats the big deal!!! . . . :eek:

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 06:03 AM
y boys like porn..

porn never has a headache..

porn never has a time of the month..

porn doesnt nag..

porn never turns any boy down..

porn is cheaper than a real girl and a blow up doll..

porn doesnt complain if a guy has a problem standing to attention..

porn doesnt demand as much work as an actual woman would..

some of the many reasons y guys like porn.. its a means to an end basically

wht a man whore! . .*gasps * . .did i say that out load!??

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 06:04 AM
i dont know....
men jst like anything that deals w/ sex :sarb:
the same could be said of strip clubs
plus its NOT only guyz that watch porn
some girls do 2

then they must be very desparate to get tips how to fuck!!! . . :p

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 06:09 AM
wtf, kind of stupid thread is this? if it wasnt for porn where else we gonna know how to lay pipe? ur a stupid ugly bitch for ur second question.


ha ha . .look . .theres no need to be mean bout it . . .espercially . .the grl who asked that question!! . .u loser! . lolz . .j/k! and how wod u no . that im ugly . u aint even seen my picture , . . . :sarb: . .but u got me on the stupid . .but im proud to be stupiddd!!! . . . :p . .btw thanks for sayin this was a stupid thread . . .can u see any BETTA!?? . . .i felt bored so me and my friends .wanted to make a thread . .and we decided to make it bout porn . .coz we didnt no . .wht else to make it on bout!!! :sarb:

mr_zee_uk
April 29th, 2005, 07:57 AM
its disgusting thats the big deal!!! . . . :eek:
NO IT IS NOT ,ITS HOW U ARE BROUGHT TO THE WORLD

Z4K5T4R
April 29th, 2005, 08:10 AM
ha ha . .look . .theres no need to be mean bout it . . .espercially . .the grl who asked that question!! . .u loser! . lolz . .j/k! and how wod u no . that im ugly . u aint even seen my picture , . . . :sarb: . .but u got me on the stupid . .but im proud to be stupiddd!!! . . . :p . .btw thanks for sayin this was a stupid thread . . .can u see any BETTA!?? . . .i felt bored so me and my friends .wanted to make a thread . .and we decided to make it bout porn . .coz we didnt no . .wht else to make it on bout!!! :sarb:
Girl you don't need to justify the reason to making your thread, if he calls it stupid let him. I've seen more useless junk on the forums and yours is asking a question that you wanted an answer to. And he is being an immature brat by calling you ugly even though he aint seen your pic (Mashallah you are a very pretty girl :D ) He was probably dropped on the head when he was a baby thats why he is coming up with rubbish.

Z4K5T4R
April 29th, 2005, 08:13 AM
NO IT IS NOT ,ITS HOW U ARE BROUGHT TO THE WORLD
Being brought into this world is one thing, she is simply saying it is DIGUSTING TO WATCH PORN WHAT IS IT THAT TURNS A GUY ON BY IT. Simply question that u somehow managed to misunderstand. :rolleyes:

MR CHICKEN
April 29th, 2005, 08:14 AM
ok . .no offence to all the guys . .but whts the deal of guys lookin at porn . :sarb: .r they just desperate . .or cnt they get no pussy . .*gasps* . .did i say that out load!? :Pelvic2:

do u guys actually entertain urselfs by lookin at porn!! . . .also . .wht happens wen u run and u r very well and endowed! . . :p . . .sorry that question wasnt frm me . .it was fm my friend ke ke!! . .she just wanted to no!! . . .so if u dnt mind answering these questions . .it'll be very gr8ful! :dance3: . . . . ?? . . .?

u cud always think of it as being educational n
it flaps arwnd all over the place!!

jus_me
April 29th, 2005, 09:47 AM
wht a man whore! . .*gasps * . .did i say that out load!??


:sarb: you asked a question and youre getting an answer.. :rolleyes:

indibro
April 29th, 2005, 09:48 AM
oooo porn!

temptations
April 29th, 2005, 09:48 AM
lol who cares?..most guys watch porn..it's only normal

some chicks do too .

indaghetto
April 29th, 2005, 09:53 AM
lol who cares?..most guys watch porn..it's only normal

some chicks do too .
:yes:

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:41 AM
Girl you don't need to justify the reason to making your thread, if he calls it stupid let him. I've seen more useless junk on the forums and yours is asking a question that you wanted an answer to. And he is being an immature brat by calling you ugly even though he aint seen your pic (Mashallah you are a very pretty girl :D ) He was probably dropped on the head when he was a baby thats why he is coming up with rubbish.


aww . .zakiii ur so shweettt!! . . thats wht i love bout u!!! . . . :grouphug:

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:43 AM
lol who cares?..most guys watch porn..it's only normal

some chicks do too .


then i repeat . . .they must be pretty desperate . .to know how to fuck!!. . lolz . j/k!! . . .but i do see wer ur gettin at! :)

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:44 AM
:sarb: you asked a question and youre getting an answer.. :rolleyes:

lol . i was jokin . .bout the man whore! . lolz! . yer thanks for answering the question . .it helped! . lolz! :p

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:46 AM
u cud always think of it as being educational n
it flaps arwnd all over the place!!


hello mr chicken! . .oh i can see y . .u told me to stop being so goofyyy!!! . lolz! . . .yer i guess u have a point that u can always watch it as an educational thing!! . . :sarb:

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:48 AM
Being brought into this world is one thing, she is simply saying it is DIGUSTING TO WATCH PORN WHAT IS IT THAT TURNS A GUY ON BY IT. Simply question that u somehow managed to misunderstand. :rolleyes:

ha ha . . . :p

nas74444
April 29th, 2005, 10:51 AM
i <3porn.. ahahaa

mr_zee_uk
April 29th, 2005, 10:52 AM
Being brought into this world is one thing, she is simply saying it is DIGUSTING TO WATCH PORN WHAT IS IT THAT TURNS A GUY ON BY IT. Simply question that u somehow managed to misunderstand. :rolleyes:


yeah yeah smarty pants !!

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:53 AM
yeah yeah smarty pants !!

yer she's smarter then U!!! . . .coz she was rite . bout wht she had sed!! . . .and basically she just proved u wer wrong!

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:55 AM
i <3porn.. ahahaa


yer but y!?? . .im sure a grl can even entertain u like a thousand times betta . .then looking at stacks of magazine and videos hidden under ur bed . or in the closet . .that ur mum or n e one else wont find it!

nas74444
April 29th, 2005, 10:58 AM
yer but y!?? . .im sure a grl can even entertain u like a thousand times betta . .then looking at stacks of magazine and videos hidden under ur bed . or in the closet . .that ur mum or n e one else wont find it!
umm oh i loovee girls.. but its kinda hard not watching porn at an all guys boarding school :(

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 10:59 AM
umm oh i loovee girls.. but its kinda hard not watching porn at an all guys boarding school :(


ha ha . .awwwwwwww!!!

nas74444
April 29th, 2005, 11:01 AM
ha ha . .awwwwwwww!!!
i know.. the great tragedy of nas' life

*spoilt_brat*
April 29th, 2005, 11:03 AM
i know.. the great tragedy of nas' life

how come u went to an all boys bourding school!??

nas74444
April 29th, 2005, 11:06 AM
how come u went to an all boys bourding school!??
looonnnnnggggg story.. lets jusst say i got in a little too much trouble my freshman year so mom and dad asked me to pack my bags.. anyways im out in a month though so it doesnt really matter anymore

mr_zee_uk
April 29th, 2005, 11:20 AM
yer she's smarter then U!!! . . .coz she was rite . bout wht she had sed!! . . .and basically she just proved u wer wrong!
oi brat ,shut up !!!!

MR CHICKEN
April 29th, 2005, 02:50 PM
hello mr chicken! . .oh i can see y . .u told me to stop being so goofyyy!!! . lolz! . . .yer i guess u have a point that u can always watch it as an educational thing!! . . :sarb:

i was bein silly
goof :rofl:

black hat
April 29th, 2005, 03:05 PM
porn is very educational

i would also like to add *porn movies got a better story lines then bollywood movies* :p

DESI-PEACHES
April 29th, 2005, 04:28 PM
ok . .no offence to all the guys . .but whts the deal of guys lookin at porn . :sarb: .r they just desperate . .or cnt they get no pussy . .*gasps* . .did i say that out load!? :Pelvic2:

do u guys actually entertain urselfs by lookin at porn!! . . .also . .wht happens wen u run and u r very well and endowed! . . :p . . .sorry that question wasnt frm me . .it was fm my friend ke ke!! . .she just wanted to no!! . . .so if u dnt mind answering these questions . .it'll be very gr8ful! :dance3: . . . . ?? . . .?

Guys looks at porn becuase they are bored and its actually help to relieve the stress (well that what i heard from my guys mates lolz hw typical huh!! lolz) anyway its just not the guys who looks at it its also girls that does it as well...

yep its true that its disgusting but hey blame it onto America back in 19th century they are the one who started it first....oh actually it was the romans who were naked at first then americans copied them jk jk :p

kai azari
April 29th, 2005, 05:27 PM
What Men learn from Watching Porn:-

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with their muck.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10.All women are noisy fucks

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there are two of them, they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There is a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck their patients' cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches ... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking cock, it's important for the guy to remind her to "suck it."

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock in there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

(Originally posted by CremeDeLaCreme - Our Thoughts Are With You)

applesierra
April 29th, 2005, 06:27 PM
On this very important topic, what's happened to the fantastic Desibaba.com website? Why has it gone down?

Does anyone have any info on this, help. :(

crescert
April 30th, 2005, 03:25 PM
iz the same with women shoppin???
isn't it like bit crazy(mens point of view) buyin loads n loads of shoes n purses n tops n i don't no, loads of stuff which they'll never even use! i mean we actually get some pleasure of it(either educational or w/e lol)
to b honest, we can't really have these sorts of discussions, cus men n women r different species who need each other for survival, apart of that we'r quite differnt frm each other, so we can't really point out @ one's habbits...

morning_dew
April 30th, 2005, 05:50 PM
lol who cares?..most guys watch porn..it's only normal

some chicks do too .

its not 'normal' its only normal if you want to believe it is.
have any of you thort how MORALLY INCORRECT it is. Its wrong whatevr religion you follow, christianity, sikhism, islam, hinduism, etc.
SEX IS SACRED....it has its own special place in religion too as well as in a sacred relationship

You shouldnt view women as SEXUAL OBJECTS thats against religion(especially in islam as its wrong to DEGRADE WOMEN)
women arent there to just satisfy your sexual pleasure.....you have sisters, mothers, daughters dont you???? would you what them to engage in activities like that, because there are people that DO and you're the ones that ARE FUNDING THEIR INDESCENT ACTIVITIES.........and youll end up burning in hell!

what it blatently implies is the fact that you cant get sex or you cant do it right :p thats why your having to rely on sexual pleasure from elsewhere.......and that is very sad.

morning_dew
April 30th, 2005, 05:53 PM
i <3porn.. ahahaa
tut tut :no: and that third pic in your sig says 'allah'......... :no: astaghfar

PINKLEATHER
April 30th, 2005, 05:59 PM
PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ DNT EVEN THINK OFF DISSING PORN COS IT IS MY LIFE

NO ONE DISSES PORN FULLSTOP :Punch:

PLUS IF WOMAN WANT 2 GET TREATED LIKE SHIT N BE FUKED SO BE IT.. NOTHING AGAINST ANY RELIGION

PLUS IF U WANA HAVE SEX B4 MARRIAGE PORN HELPS U FRM KEEPIN UR VIRGINITY

PORN ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

:dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

PINKLEATHER
April 30th, 2005, 06:00 PM
PORN ROCKS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR U NO U ALL WATCH IT :dance3:

ASXCGUY
April 30th, 2005, 06:11 PM
PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ DNT EVEN THINK OFF DISSING PORN COS IT IS MY LIFE


what are your movies called are they available to buy or download??

MR CHICKEN
April 30th, 2005, 06:20 PM
PORN ROCKS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR U NO U ALL WATCH IT :dance3:


wna watch porn n make out?
we can even make our own if u want?!
:Pelvic2: :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2:

morning_dew
April 30th, 2005, 06:26 PM
PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ DNT EVEN THINK OFF DISSING PORN COS IT IS MY LIFE

NO ONE DISSES PORN FULLSTOP :Punch:

PLUS IF WOMAN WANT 2 GET TREATED LIKE SHIT N BE FUKED SO BE IT.. NOTHING AGAINST ANY RELIGION

PLUS IF U WANA HAVE SEX B4 MARRIAGE PORN HELPS U FRM KEEPIN UR VIRGINITY

PORN ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

:dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:
your sick
sex is sacred...........these days people show no respect towards it whatsoever. Porno on the net is one of the main causes of child paedophilia, people raping children, or kidnapping them and forcing them to shoot pornographic images, its there to satisfy those with the hunger of sex, rape.....then the next step up from that is actually GOING OUT AND DOING IT.




and its people like you that think thats OK?

ASXCGUY
April 30th, 2005, 06:44 PM
your sick
sex is sacred...........these days people show no respect towards it whatsoever. Porno on the net is one of the main causes of child paedophilia, people raping children, or kidnapping them and forcing them to shoot pornographic images, its there to satisfy those with the hunger of sex, rape.....then the next step up from that is actually GOING OUT AND DOING IT.




and its people like you that think thats OK?


pinky got told

MENACINGSTRANGER
April 30th, 2005, 09:03 PM
your sick
sex is sacred...........these days people show no respect towards it whatsoever. Porno on the net is one of the main causes of child paedophilia, people raping children, or kidnapping them and forcing them to shoot pornographic images, its there to satisfy those with the hunger of sex, rape.....then the next step up from that is actually GOING OUT AND DOING IT.




and its people like you that think thats OK?

Sex is sacred? To who? It might be to you but it has a different meaning to different people, understand that. It might be increasing, but the number of paedophiles being caught is on the increase aswell, which is not a bad thing.

FaRiDooN
April 30th, 2005, 09:08 PM
ok . .no offence to all the guys . .but whts the deal of guys lookin at porn . :sarb: .r they just desperate . .or cnt they get no pussy . .*gasps* . .did i say that out load!? :Pelvic2:

do u guys actually entertain urselfs by lookin at porn!! . . .also . .wht happens wen u run and u r very well and endowed! . . :p . . .sorry that question wasnt frm me . .it was fm my friend ke ke!! . .she just wanted to no!! . . .so if u dnt mind answering these questions . .it'll be very gr8ful! :dance3: . . . . ?? . . .?

TIME PASS . . . . EVERY GUY WATCHES IT . ..and IF HE DUN SORY BUT U JUSS WEIRD ! LOL . . . and no its no Despeartion . . its HELPFUL AND HEALTHY!:p

PINKLEATHER
April 30th, 2005, 09:19 PM
pinky got told

not really

That_guy
April 30th, 2005, 09:27 PM
TIME PASS . . . . EVERY GUY WATCHES IT . ..and IF HE DUN SORY BUT U JUSS WEIRD ! LOL . . . and no its no Despeartion . . its HELPFUL AND HEALTHY!:p

Agreed.
And that whole bit about pedophiles... In case you didn't notice only some ppl with psychological problems look at child porn NOT the whole male population that views porn. Pedophiles won;t be even lookin at 'normal' porn so that argument is just stupid. And yes viewing porn is sort of an escape from reality, you kno fantasies? and correct me if I'm wrong...aren't there like softcore porn novels made for women too? so why is it only men are desperate...clearly if those novels are made there IS a female demand for erotica.

littlangl
April 30th, 2005, 09:42 PM
The thing is guys are not desperate but they like more and more. So even you get thousand pussys and two thousand anals you still want more and that more is called PORN baby. PEACE OUT.

MENACINGSTRANGER
April 30th, 2005, 09:44 PM
The thing is guys are not desperate but they like more and more. So even you get thousand pussys and two thousand anals you still want more and that more is called PORN baby. PEACE OUT.

Seek help.

Fatty4life
April 30th, 2005, 09:45 PM
The thing is guys are not desperate but they like more and more. So even you get thousand pussys and two thousand anals you still want more and that more is called PORN baby. PEACE OUT.
:wtf:



fobalert :cop:

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:40 AM
oi brat ,shut up !!!!

*SCREAMS* . . NO U SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:48 AM
TIME PASS . . . . EVERY GUY WATCHES IT . ..and IF HE DUN SORY BUT U JUSS WEIRD ! LOL . . . and no its no Despeartion . . its HELPFUL AND HEALTHY!:p

*COUGHS* aheam aheam! . .hmm yer rite. . me weiad , ,just tellin the truth mate . .healthy . no i dnt think so . .helpful . .hmmm kinda in a way . .!!! ;)

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:49 AM
Agreed.
And that whole bit about pedophiles... In case you didn't notice only some ppl with psychological problems look at child porn NOT the whole male population that views porn. Pedophiles won;t be even lookin at 'normal' porn so that argument is just stupid. And yes viewing porn is sort of an escape from reality, you kno fantasies? and correct me if I'm wrong...aren't there like softcore porn novels made for women too? so why is it only men are desperate...clearly if those novels are made there IS a female demand for erotica.


u didnt answer my question that my friend asked . .but thanks for that . .it'll really helped!

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:50 AM
:wtf:



fobalert :cop:

ha ha

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:51 AM
Seek help.

yep yep! :)

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:55 AM
What Men learn from Watching Porn:-

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with their muck.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10.All women are noisy fucks

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there are two of them, they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There is a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck their patients' cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches ... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking cock, it's important for the guy to remind her to "suck it."

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock in there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

(Originally posted by CremeDeLaCreme - Our Thoughts Are With You)

i no all that already . .and i didnt even need to watch porn! :sarb:

*spoilt_brat*
May 3rd, 2005, 06:57 AM
its not 'normal' its only normal if you want to believe it is.
have any of you thort how MORALLY INCORRECT it is. Its wrong whatevr religion you follow, christianity, sikhism, islam, hinduism, etc.
SEX IS SACRED....it has its own special place in religion too as well as in a sacred relationship

You shouldnt view women as SEXUAL OBJECTS thats against religion(especially in islam as its wrong to DEGRADE WOMEN)
women arent there to just satisfy your sexual pleasure.....you have sisters, mothers, daughters dont you???? would you what them to engage in activities like that, because there are people that DO and you're the ones that ARE FUNDING THEIR INDESCENT ACTIVITIES.........and youll end up burning in hell!

what it blatently implies is the fact that you cant get sex or you cant do it right :p thats why your having to rely on sexual pleasure from elsewhere.......and that is very sad.

rite on dude!!! :) . . i wuvee uuuuuuu!!! . .*blushes*