I Want Some Nice Clean Muslim......

[pakman]

PUSSY!!!! hahahaha :dance3:

[Aurovon]

Is that hard to find?

[pakman]

no but im bored at home and i want some right now this second.

[!sunny!]

no but im bored at home and i want some right now this second.
fukkkin retard man
:wtf:

[Aurovon]

no but im bored at home and i want some right now this second.

I don't understand your logic.

[pakman]

yeah i know im fucking random.. and im bored out the frame.

[Aurovon]

Are you out of marijuana?

[pakman]

actually yeah.. i was marijuana free this whole weekend.. thats why im like this.. withdrawal.. but tom.. is a good day!

[BC_Broad]

don't be so picky. people like you should just take what they can get :)

[indeeracer]

PUSSY!!!! hahahaha :dance3:

Werd...

[pakman]

true..^^

[Aurovon]

don't be so picky. people like you should just take what they can get :)

She does have a point.

[Pardesi_bhai]

don't be so picky. people like you should just take what they can get :)
ouch

[indeeracer]

don't be so picky. people like you should just take what they can get :)

LMAO...and you're not picky...if you're not..then why do you keep turning me down?

[BC_Broad]

LMAO...and you're not picky...if you're not..then why do you keep turning me down?

i'm picky but i still think you're too good for me.

[yaara]

PUSSY!!!! hahahaha :dance3:
:no: bastard

[Pardesi_bhai]

:no: bastard
yaara dildaara vay, aaja do gala kariye, is a good song :)

[Aurovon]

i'm picky but i still think you're too good for me.

damn she used the same excuse on me, and it worked :cool:

[yaara]

yaara dildaara vay, aaja do gala kariye, is a good song :)
every1 keeps sayin that to me...what is that song?? lol...who is it by? :sarb:

[BC_Broad]

damn she used the same excuse on me, and it worked :cool:

you're on late...what's up?

[Aurovon]

you're on late...what's up?

heh yeah i slept early and woke up at like 10pm. i went grocery shoppin at like 1am. and now im here..gotta go to class in a few hours..whats up w/ u?

[pakman]

Vagina!

[indeeracer]

i'm picky but i still think you're too good for me.

Me??? Never....damn..a humble goddess....wow...now I think I'm gonna have to hop on a plane to Vancouver....if I don't get you, at least I'll get a hit of some BC Sticky Green..

[Pardesi_bhai]

every1 keeps sayin that to me...what is that song?? lol...who is it by? :sarb:
its by gurdaas mann, and he is in the movie also with tabu, i forgot the name of the movie

[chingchingching]

"nice clean muslim pussy" wouldn't come near you :)

[Aurovon]

Me??? Never....damn..a humble goddess....wow...now I think I'm gonna have to hop on a plane to Vancouver....if I don't get you, at least I'll get a hit of some BC Sticky Green..

dont you jizz now

[BC_Broad]

heh yeah i slept early and woke up at like 10pm. i went grocery shoppin at like 1am. and now im here..gotta go to class in a few hours..whats up w/ u?

i have a midterm in 6 hours and i think i'm gonna bomb it. and it doesn't help when your brother is blazing outside your study area :no:

[indeeracer]

"nice clean muslim pussy" wouldn't come near you :)

:no: you're soo wrong..but I'll have to :hug: you..damn..it's felt like years since I've seen you all..

[Aurovon]

i have a midterm in 6 hours and i think i'm gonna bomb it. and it doesn't help when your brother is blazing outside your study area :no:

haha how old is ur bro?

[pakman]

why wouldnt it come near me

[chingchingching]

:no: you're soo wrong..but I'll have to :hug: you..damn..it's felt like years since I've seen you all..

:hug:

why am i so wrong? :sarb:

[BC_Broad]

Me??? Never....damn..a humble goddess....wow...now I think I'm gonna have to hop on a plane to Vancouver....if I don't get you, at least I'll get a hit of some BC Sticky Green..

i never pictured you saying "sticky green."

[Aurovon]

why wouldnt it come near me

it will if u get money and/or dashing looks

[BC_Broad]

haha how old is ur bro?

25...he used to be the good one. i think the roles have reversed.

[pakman]

u dont need money or dashing looks.. u need charm or just a slut!

[chingchingching]

why wouldnt it come near me

well if it's been nice and clean for so long...what are the chances that it would become "dirty" to you??

:giggle:

[pakman]

well if it's been nice and clean for so long...what are the chances that it would become "dirty" to you??

:giggle:


i guess ill just have to go for the dirty smelly kind.. oh well

[BC_Broad]

u dont need money or dashing looks.. u need charm or just a slut!

and a clean penis.

[Aurovon]

and a clean penis.

but u know a guy would lie about it.

[pakman]

i use lota.. its clean

[indeeracer]

:hug:

why am i so wrong? :sarb:

your whole clean muslim comment....oh well..guess you're just putting the truth out there..

[BC_Broad]

but u know a guy would lie about it.

well good thing i work at planned parenthood and have a handy dandy travel kit.

[indeeracer]

i never pictured you saying "sticky green."

LOL...I think I've a little too much lunch money on weed in high school..never got caught..except that one day during the fire drill..LOL...some poor gangster caught the blame...

[Aurovon]

well good thing i work at planned parenthood and have a handy dandy travel kit.

hahhahaha

i went there once...my friend made his girl pregnant and he coudlnt take her, so i did. it was akward.

[BC_Broad]

hahhahaha

i went there once...my friend made his girl pregnant and he coudlnt take her, so i did. it was akward.

aww she's so lucky to have such a nice bf lol. i love when little couples come in and go "um we were wondering if we could have a pregnancy test?" and then you ask them questions out loud..."so when was the last time you had sexual intercourse and did you use any protection?" i love my job.

[Aurovon]

aww she's so lucky to have such a nice bf lol. i love when little couples come in and go "um we were wondering if we could have a pregnancy test?" and then you ask them questions out loud..."so when was the last time you had sexual intercourse and did you use any protection?" i love my job.

lol thats great.

[pakman]

did u get alot of people with stds

[BC_Broad]

did u get alot of people with stds

yup...we get anything and everything sex-related.

[Aurovon]

yup...we get anything and everything sex-related.

I guess I shouldnt feel too bad for not having a great sex life :dunno:

[pakman]

damn that sucks

[BC_Broad]

I guess I shouldnt feel too bad for not having a great sex life :dunno:

no, you should be happy that you don't have puss coming out of your urethra. bad sex life > lots of sex with messed up broads.

[BC_Broad]

damn that sucks

why does that suck? the age range of the patients that come in is 13-21...if they don't ask us questions or come for help, then who are they going to go to? its better to be aware or get help then just be infected or have a baby when you're not prepared (we're pro-info so we don't advocate adoption or abortion...we just give out resources where they can get better help for those types of situations). you'd be surprised at how many desis come in for help...atleast they're going somewhere.

[pakman]

no its good that they go of course.. but it sucks taht they have it.. and that is gross. about the puss..bad mental picture

[Aurovon]

no, you should be happy that you don't have puss coming out of your urethra. bad sex life > lots of sex with messed up broads.

damn... :eek:

[Seeeeeeema]

thats gross! u r gross! hope u never get one

[MR CHICKEN]

:jerk:

[MolviCorleone]

i want NICE CLEAN HALAL

meat