purejokerz

[piya]

tell me a joke :)

[infiltrate]

tell me a joke :)

:no:

why do u refuse to say "infiltrate" :rant:


so anyways i think im this big gangsta last week... tryin to do the crip walk in teh shower.....and i fall on my ass and now its sore as hell! :( ...

[piya]

lol as u will always be my joker...

haha can we see pics..just to make sure there no damage...

lol i can imagine u trying to be all gangster though..haha

[MissDaMeena]

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. "Is this yours?" he asked the woman above him. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink, then dinner, then dancing. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only with those who catch my eye."

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he told her, "I'm checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." He then began to fondle her breasts. "I'm now checking for any lumps or breast cancer." Finally, he sexually mounted his patient and asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

[piya]

i love the second one!

[MissDaMeena]

There was this little boy who woke up 3 nights in a row to hear his parents making noises from their bedroom. On the 3rd morning, the little boy finally asked his mom, "What are those noises?" Surprised by the question the mom replies, "Well... I am jumping up and down on him because he is so fat, that makes him feel thin." Then the boy said, "That won't work mom!" The mom asks, "Why?" The boy then says, "Because after you leave for work every morning, the lady from next door comes by and pumps dad right back up!"

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A young virgin marries a Punjabi man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Punjabi, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to. Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over and she says "No, my father said I don't have to do this." Her husband says 'OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wanted children."

[infiltrate]

lol as u will always be my joker...

haha can we see pics..just to make sure there no damage...

lol i can imagine u trying to be all gangster though..haha

lol u crazy Pervert!! :p

[infiltrate]

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. "Is this yours?" he asked the woman above him. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink, then dinner, then dancing. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only with those who catch my eye."

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he told her, "I'm checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." He then began to fondle her breasts. "I'm now checking for any lumps or breast cancer." Finally, he sexually mounted his patient and asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

wat are u typing essays in hurr? :p

[piya]

me i was asking for research purposes...

and this is number 2 thread ive made for u now..so pfft

[MissDaMeena]

wat are u typing essays in hurr? :p
u dunt have to read it :rolleyes:

[infiltrate]

u dunt have to read it :rolleyes:

aww i was jus keeding :kiss:

[infiltrate]

me i was asking for research purposes...

and this is number 2 thread ive made for u now..so pfft

hahaha sure :rolleyes:

u dont need a thread to be made on u........ u have too many already :p

[piya]

lol i make my own threads *hug* get on msn yaar