If u cud hav a superpower what wud it be?

[sammo_2]

probly sumthn like being able to freeze time...that wud be gooood

[Peacemaker]

dexter did that once!

[indianchick87]

fly

[Peacemaker]

fly

chicks cant fly well

[Fire-n-Ice]

mystique... in x-men. transform into anything i want.

[indianchick87]

fly

chicks cant fly well

yeah they can!

[Dansta]

Invisibility - I'd be such a perve :D

[crescert]

time travel, cus i need to fix alot of stuff frm ma past

[Peacemaker]

fly

chicks cant fly well

yeah they can!

but not that well :roll:

[indianchick87]

fly

chicks cant fly well

yeah they can!

but not that well :roll:

:cry:

[ladoo ram]

mystique... in x-men. transform into anything i want.paint ur self blue n will look like her :P

[indianchick87]

Invisibility - I'd be such a perve :D

lol good 1

[dust]

the power to transform into a cat :)

[jat_jatt_sardar]

Be able to fly and also fire energy balls!! :D

[MugamboKushHowa]

being invisible as per the film

[div007]

x-ray vision 8)

[Jujharoo]

Im not gonna ask for much...
I just want the ability to get away from cops when im running from em (which is often). not too much to ask is it huh

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

I need superpowers to wake up early... this way i'll be able to get to work on time!!!

[djskee]

to fly....but i scared of heights so tht would suck a little.

gimme the delorean from back to the future....and u can shove ur superpowers where the sun dont shine

[urbanmix786]

If I could freeze everything and unfreeze it when I wanted to.

[Jujharoo]

If I could freeze everything and unfreeze it when I wanted to.
Control freak eh?

[solarez]

hrmmm im having trouble in choosing between telekenesis and teleportation! :?

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

[solarez]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

or just have supersonic hearing ability! :shock:

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

or just have supersonic hearing ability! :shock:

u so geniius!!! :)

[solarez]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

or just have supersonic hearing ability! :shock:

u so geniius!!! :)

i hope that wasnt a sarcastic comment! :shock: ...coz i cud be a genius if i wasnt so lazy.. :P

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

or just have supersonic hearing ability! :shock:

u so geniius!!! :)

i hope that wasnt a sarcastic comment! :shock: ...coz i cud be a genius if i wasnt so lazy.. :P

:P

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

you got any juicy gossip for me??

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

you got any juicy gossip for me??

ummm..yea!!! someone got hots for u!! hee hee not tellin u though!! *keepin my mouth shut!!*

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

you got any juicy gossip for me??

ummm..yea!!! someone got hots for u!! hee hee not tellin u though!! *keepin my mouth shut!!*

whoever it is tell then not to forget my xmas gift... it better be expensive as well

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

you got any juicy gossip for me??

ummm..yea!!! someone got hots for u!! hee hee not tellin u though!! *keepin my mouth shut!!*

whoever it is tell then not to forget my xmas gift... it better be expensive as well

:shock: gold-digga!!!

[solarez]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

you got any juicy gossip for me??

ummm..yea!!! someone got hots for u!! hee hee not tellin u though!! *keepin my mouth shut!!*

whoever it is tell then not to forget my xmas gift... it better be expensive as well

:shock: gold-digga!!!

lmao! and he wanted my vouchers for free aswell! :shock:

[DESI-PEACHES]

got to be invisible so that i can eavdrop ppl's conversations...

you just wanna listen to other people conversations so you can gossip with your girlies

got in one!!! :P

you got any juicy gossip for me??

ummm..yea!!! someone got hots for u!! hee hee not tellin u though!! *keepin my mouth shut!!*

whoever it is tell then not to forget my xmas gift... it better be expensive as well

:shock: gold-digga!!!

lmao! and he wanted my vouchers for free aswell! :shock:

:shock:

[SharpenedMango]

I need the super power of " Knowing what girls want for their birthday/anniversary" *sigh* never gonna happen tho :cry:

[HeaRtZ ConQueReR]

i wanna b a SUPERMAN. :P :P

[asianshorty]

i'd like to have bernards watch.... {it freezes time with just a click of a button}.........

[Space Monkey]

..To be able to teleport...you could travel different parts of the world every day....and take other along with you..imagine u could teleport...and if u were holding the hand of ur girl..u could take her too....anywhere in the world...thats a sure thing to get you a woman...forget bling & BMW's..

[coyne20]

I would kike to have the power to be the ultimate Shagster with shagging powers!!! Oh behave.

[rio]

The matrix has many hidden meanings. one must have an open mind and watch the movie a few times to fully understand the concepts behind some of the scenes........take for example the scene where morpheus offers neo the pills....................


>>>>hOW TO PULL A GOOD LOOKING GUY IN THE MATRIX-GANDU STYLE<<<<


SO morpheus who has seen neo several times having following him everywhere and watchibng him, slowly starts to fall for him. one day he can no longer hide his feelings for him he decides to approach neo in person......Morpheus knows that neo is hung up on this matrix thing and uses this as and excuse.....He gets his team of homosexual bandits to bring him to him and to make the experience as bizarre as possible.... So neo sits in front of morpheus really captivated by the whole experience in a back room of a gay club.

NEO "So why in a gay club"

MORPHEUS "there are asians everywhere, they would never think of looking for us here"

NEO "Asian?"

MORPHEUS "Did i say asians, i meant agents...il tell you more all in good time my boy. rest assured you are safe here....Let me tell you why ure here...youre here because u know something..what you know you cant explain..but you feel it....yuove felt it your entire life.....that theres something wrong...you dont know it...but the feeling drives you mad....i see the way you look at me... i can see it in your eyes....it is this feeling that has brought you to me(actually ive brought you here- he thinks to himself)....do you know what im talking about....??"

NEO" ...uh uh uh the MATRIX"

Morpheus "ummmmm....yeah!!?? the MATRIX"

Morpehus makes up some bullshit about the matrix and has neo totally ensnared by the story.

Morpheus "unfortunately no one can be told wat the matrix (gay sex-he thinks) is you have to experience for yourself.......This is your last chance, after this there is no turning back.....you take the blue CONDOM and you wake up in your bed and you will believe what you want....you take the red CONDOM and i will show you HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES", he says with a dirty smirk on his face. neo feels confused yet eagerly takes the red CONDOM hoping to find the matrix.

MORPHEUS " NOW DRINK THIS WATER......Thats good....im only offering you the truth"


After a few minutes the WATER takes effect and he starts feeling a bit woosy and weak. The water contained a specially formulated chemical morpheus uses to find his victims to have sex with. It alters the mind, which enters a trance like state make you see things you want to see- hallucinations. But after about 10 minutes the victim becomes unconscieous.

Morpheus gets up pulls his pants down, turns around and bends over.

morpheus "can you see the rabbit HOLE????"

Neo is in a trance state, all he sees is this BIG HOLE with green writing flashing in it..

NEO " ahhhh uhhhh ahhhh THE MATRIX.....IS THAT THE MATRIX"

MORPHEUS "Ummm YES THATS THE MATRIX....TO ENTER IT YOU HAVE to put on the red CONDOM and INSERT YOUR COCK INTO THE RABBIT HOLE"

NEO "UHHH WAT... NO I DONT BELIEVE IT" HE IS STILL A BIT CONSCIENCE AND STARTS TO FEEL THAT THIS IS ALL WRONG BUT HE CANT MAKE OUT HIS SURROUNDINGS IN ORDER TO EsCAPE"

MORPHEUS "TRUST ME...... ican only show you the DOOR its upto to you to oepn it....."

BUT NEO DOENST DO IT. MORPHEUS HAS no choice as slowly neo starts to become unconscience.


MORPHEUS "DAMN IT. NOT AGAIN...why cant the chemical work for longer......Why does no one go down the rabbit hole....its always me going down it.....well theres still pleasure in it"


So Morpheus get sbusy with neo..........................

MORPHEUS "Ahhhh UH UH AHH , Oh YEAH, NEO, ITS JUST LIKE I IMAGINED IT....THIS FEELS AWESOME...its so tight....youre the best guy ive had............AHH UH UH AHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......... ..................OH, oh , OH NEO ....................YOURE DEFINITELY THE ONE"

.....Couple of hours later neo wakes up in the sewers completely naked and all wet. surrounded by dirty water, rubbish and rats.

HE looks UP, STILL feeeling a bit tranced-his vision blurly. HE sees flashing lights and make out dark silhouettes.

NEO " AHHH the matrix"


ITs in fact police cars and firemen trying to get him out. THEY SEND DOWN A GUY ON A ROPE AND PULL HIM OUT.


HE wakes up lying in a hospital bed feeling totally exhausted and f***ed..


DOCTOR " So mr ANDERSON, are you feeling better, you were in quite a state when we found you"

Neo looks around theres a policeman,some nurses and a doctor and they are all ASIAN........

NEO "where am i, is this the MATRIX"

DOCTOR "No you are in hospital"

NEO " NO, THIS HAS TO BE the MATRIX. morpheus promised me. Where is morpheus"

DOCTOR "CAlm down mr anderson....were not too sure what has happened to you, or what this matrix thing is, all we know is that the police found you in the sewers naked and were very sorry to say that we have found someone else semen samples,ummm. IN you."

POLICEMAN "WE FEAR THAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN BEFRIENDED BY THIS GUY, who calls himself morpheus , and he has taken advantage of you. WE have been after him for a while, HE belongs to a group of serial rapists called "THE REBELs" they find there victims through the internet it seems...... what can you tell us about him"

NEO "no, NO way YOure lying. this has to be the matrix, you must be an agent, youre all agents .......wait a minute if this isnt the matrix then how do you explain all these HOLES IN ME"

DOCTOR LOOKS AT THE POLICE MAN...............

DOCTOR " WELL how can i put this it seems he must have really liked you and he wasnt satisfied with just the one hole, we found semen samples in every hole. weve tried our best to patch them up"


NEO"aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


moral of the story.......NEVER TAKE THE RED CONDOM!!


well there will be more in depth analysis of your favourite films to follow. there are many more hidden messages in these.

thanks.

[coyne20]

The hidden superpower to pull any bird/fine chick as well as freezing time. ;)

[DESI-PEACHES]

probly sumthn like being able to freeze time...that wud be gooood

hmmm :think: its gotta be invisible so that i can hear and see what everyone doing!!

[Mash007]

simple

that when I say something to a fucking girl she understands it in the spirit it was meant. Instead of twisting it into an insult or some shit...

fucking women.

[DESI-PEACHES]

simple

that when I say something to a fucking girl she understands it in the spirit it was meant. Instead of twisting it into an insult or some shit...

fucking women.

ha ha that a good one most women dont understand men!! :no:

[Fallen-Angel]

anyone remember dark pheonix from x- men id love to have her evil fire power

http://www.heroesanddragons.com/ComicClub/images/XMenDarkPhoenixSagaTPB_new.jpg

[london_guy]

Invisibility would be nice.....just like Mr. India however in Mr. India's case he could be seen under red light......lol

ermm yea TOTAL INVISIBILITY would be a SERIOUSLY powerful thing to have....

[Thrustaevis]

i'd want the ability to absorb all other powers and keep them for good...

[SSSash]

time travel, cus i need to fix alot of stuff frm ma past

what if u changing stuff in the past shapes ur future... ur shagged then!

my power would be to make things out of nothing i.e. i need some cash and wala! £500 magically appears in my pocket.. or i'm late for work.. wala! sl55amg to see me on my way!

[azn_jarrod]

Id like the ability to learn.... I would be so successful....

[addiction01]

fly. lookz fun.