IPunjabi.Blood
December 9th, 2004, 02:55 PM
You have sinned, and God has decided to curse you. Luckily, he has given you a choice. You must choose one of the following options:
Gay
Pros: Most widely accepted, least likely to be called weird.
Cons: You will no longer feel romantic attraction to your girlfriend or any of your crushes or infatuations. You will, assuming you are male, want people to stick their penis in your poop hole.
Furry
Pros: This is the only option where you would still be attracted to all the girls to which you were before.
Cons: You will want to "yiff" them in "fur suits". Also, you will be attracted to many kinds of funny animal cartoons. Other people will laugh at you.
Pedophile (up to 1714)
Pros: You would be able to move to Canada and have sex.
Cons: You will have an irresistable urge to make annoying gimmick posts on Internet forums. You will have to cover up the porn you download. Oh, also everyone will hate you.
When posting in this thread, act in character. Also, I do not care if you are already one of those categories.
Have fun.
Gay
Pros: Most widely accepted, least likely to be called weird.
Cons: You will no longer feel romantic attraction to your girlfriend or any of your crushes or infatuations. You will, assuming you are male, want people to stick their penis in your poop hole.
Furry
Pros: This is the only option where you would still be attracted to all the girls to which you were before.
Cons: You will want to "yiff" them in "fur suits". Also, you will be attracted to many kinds of funny animal cartoons. Other people will laugh at you.
Pedophile (up to 1714)
Pros: You would be able to move to Canada and have sex.
Cons: You will have an irresistable urge to make annoying gimmick posts on Internet forums. You will have to cover up the porn you download. Oh, also everyone will hate you.
When posting in this thread, act in character. Also, I do not care if you are already one of those categories.
Have fun.