Sticky: Subcutaneous levels of fatness on RD

[KashytheCableMan]

This thread will be stickied and continuously updated as it is my duty to inform people who and what they are talking to. Please do not PM me with pictures of members not listed, post them here along with your opinion of where they fall on the spectrum. Levels 3 and 4 are ideal, level 2 is normally unattainable by a desi girl unless she is mixed or genetically superior. The aim is to get in between the red lines.

In order of fattest to sexiest to skinniest, BODY only.

Level 8// Morbidly Obese:
Maliky

Level 7 // Egg Shaped Waddler:
Sarkar_Jot
Miss Jazzi
Ektubaby
rockstar2620

Barnyard Animal Subclass // varying Levels
Thoroughbred: Princess Ligi - Level 3
Ostrich: xtcwidSoni - Level 7
Snuffleupagus: Madame_Jade - Level 7
Shamu the Whale: CheezeCake - Level 7
Dodo: Jassika - Level 6

Level 6 // Penguin Waddler: (muffin top, cankles, waddles when they walk to balance out fat deposits on both sides like The Penguin in Batman)
Sinful_X
musicchic33
Unglorified
Shereenx

Level 5 // Chubby (cankles, box shaped, 75% chance of tummy or developing one):
:0(-_-)0: mirchi
~Sweetthing~
y0m0mma
girlie_girlxoxo
Monisha1
xSeri

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

Level 4B // Emo Sporty (would not look good in feminine clothing like dresses)
Your_Dad (short)
imsocrazii

Level 4 // Sporty or Athletic
Jattniz_Chuttni
Sameera.


Level 3 // Fine (no chance of ever developing muffin top, tight stomach and legs, slender):
PinkGlitter
Miss Adore
Yeahwhat
WickedJinx

Level 2 // Kashy Certified Fine:
LOL

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

Level 1 // Thin and unshapely, gangly:
Bingley
Siesta
Banshod

Level 0 // Crack whore anorexic: (protruding pelvic bones, clammy vagina, inverted breasts, possible osteoporosis)
BestKeptSecret
K R





Glossary:

1. Muffin top:

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/muffintop.jpg
The waddler also DOES NOT have an ass or booty proportional to it's size, so it looks very flat from behind. Worse yet, it is a hands-down muffin top.

Innovative picture takers like Sinful X have found a loophole, by raising her hands above her head and sucking in her stomach, and using flash photography, she gives off the illusion of having a natural "V" where her stomach leads into her pelvis. Of course we all know it only counts when your hands are down, and this is why you won't see any candid or zoomed out photos of her.

2. Cankles:

An extreme turn off. A result of unshapely legs or poor genetics, layers of fat cover the ankles, which can be the most feminine part of the body, resulting in a blob of fat where the ankles meet the legs. Primary example is y0 m0mma. Picture is nasty, click if you dare:

http://hazydaze.soundingblue.com/images/cankles1.jpg

3. Gangly:

A derogatory term used to describe frail women with a large frame and no curves. Oftentimes these women will trick men into thinking they have "a model build" on their internet dating profiles but their frames and muscle tone suggest otherwise. Poor diet, emotional volatility and hormonal fluctuations lead are normally causes.

4. Boxy:

A boxy body refers to the frame of one's body, normally a term used for shorter girls with flat asses, small chest, flat shoulders and a body in the shape of a rectangle. Although they lack curves and do not wreak of sex appeal, they often have pretty faces and nice skin to make up for it.

[ChaalBaaz]

lol.
i think you might have got a lot of them right.
they will all bump up the ladder in a couple of years though, with their disgusting diet and lack of workout.

[insane_]

1st

u forgot to add chaalbaaz

[insane_]

000

[ChaalBaaz]

1st

u forgot to add chaalbaaz

your mom or gtfo.

[BornToBreak_Rulz]

where would u place WTL?

[jigga man23]

pakirican has a nice body, i'd hit it...

[ChaalBaaz]

pakirican has a nice body, i'd hit it...

isn't she a fake?

[sagarmatha]

excellent thread

[insane_]

isn't she a fake?

ur dick is fake

[KashytheCableMan]

pakirican has a nice body, i'd hit it...
Need pictures, I received her face pic in a PM from the RD underground, it was basically a nose and a forehead. Nasty looking.

[ANALYSIS]

I wouldnt call sweet thing chubby though.She is one of the hot ones on the forum

[jigga man23]

Need pictures, I received her face pic in a PM from the RD underground, it was basically a nose and a forehead. Nasty looking.

I have some pics she showed me, however I can't disclose those without her written consent.....

[London_Man]

you had to get KR in there :rofl:

[KashytheCableMan]

I wouldnt call sweet thing chubby though.She is one of the hot ones on the forum
Most of the chubby ones have acceptable faces, but it doesn't matter if your body isn't tight. And her being "one of the hot ones" on the forum (in your opinion) means jack shit.

EVERYONE WILL BE CLASSIFIED, I'VE OPENED MY PM BOX FOR WORKS CITED. IT'S A KASHY STRAVAGANZA. SEND THEM IN.

[BadFingerBoogie]

rd's messiah

[bingley13]

I went to the gym today. Muscles are on their way.

[xSeri]

ahem, 5ft.

[ChaalBaaz]

I went to the gym today. Muscles are on their way.

i'll add this one to level 6.

[X2CwitSoNii]

uve seen my bod ?

[jigga man23]

lol damm malikyy in a class of her own ?

you are cruel mang...

[BadFingerBoogie]

i personally think mizz jassi should be listed under level 8.

[KashytheCableMan]

i personally think mizz jassi should be listed under level 8.
Level 8 is pretty serious stuff. You basically don't go out of the house because you can't fit through doors, you need a wheelchair to get you from your bed to the bathroom, your bed servant feeds you through a tube because your cheekfat weighs your entire upper jaw down... it's pretty serious stuff.

[xSeri]

you forgot cheezcake, level 9.

/ blehh just saw it.

[bingley13]

i'll add this one to level 6.
no, that'd mean i'd fall too close to your body type preference.

[jattniz_chuttni]

I just want to let you know that I transitioned from tuckermax.com, talking to my friend about her crazy passover- to this website and I'm shitting bricks, laughing ridiculously right now.

You are god.

[xSeri]

yeahwat should be in 3.

[FistaCuffs]

yeahwat should be in 3.

Quiet level 4!

/generosity

:D

[KashytheCableMan]

yeahwat should be in 3.
Done. Although IMO her metabolism isn't that of a naturally thin person, I don't think she'll maintain as well as the other Level 3's.

And Jattniz, post a body shot I sense you're between Level 3 and 4.

[xSeri]

Quiet level 4!

/generosity

Make me bitch.

Fucking fatass. :hug:

[BadFingerBoogie]

Level 8 is pretty serious stuff. You basically don't go out of the house because you can't fit through doors, you need a wheelchair to get you from your bed to the bathroom, your bed servant feeds you through a tube because your cheekfat weighs your entire upper jaw down... it's pretty serious stuff.

that description reminds me of the mother from what's eating gilbert grape:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/66/26/63/18923133.jpg

[ChaalBaaz]

no, that'd mean i'd fall too close to your body type preference.

you are nowhere close.

[ANALYSIS]

lol damm malikyy in a class of her own ?

you are cruel mang...

She told me she is hitting the gym nowadays so maybe later on her level might be changed

[jigga man23]

Done. Although IMO her metabolism isn't that of a naturally thin person, I don't think she'll maintain as well as the other Level 3's.

And Jattniz, post a body shot I sense you're between Level 3 and 4.

she's a 3 and I think domo might be a close level 3...

[FistaCuffs]

Make me bitch.

Fucking fatass. :hug:

Show me your fucking dance moves already, I'm getting tired of asking.

You may be able to work yourself to a level 3?

[bingley13]

you are nowhere close.
how am I going to live with myself now?

[xSeri]

Show me your fucking dance moves already, I'm getting tired of asking.

You may be able to work yourself to a level 3?

Stupid, your never on MSN - it's not my fault.

I don't wanna be a level 3, I like 4, athletic, I rather have a bit of meat.

[ANALYSIS]

Stupid, your never on MSN - it's not my fault.

I don't wanna be a level 3, I like 4, athletic, I rather have a bit of meat.

and grow some fucking titties for god sake.I see a flat chest with two tiny dots.

[jigga man23]

She told me she is hitting the gym nowadays so maybe later on her level might be changed

hey didn't one of the rd got a makeover from being super fat to pretty decent ? it's possible...

[FistaCuffs]

Stupid, your never on MSN - it's not my fault.

I don't wanna be a level 3, I like 4, athletic, I rather have a bit of meat.

I'm an American, I don't use MSN...that shit is for FOBS and commies. :arrow:

[xSeri]

and grow some fucking titties for god sake.I see a flat chest with two tiny dots.

lol, oh ok.

[KashytheCableMan]

Stupid, your never on MSN - it's not my fault.

I don't wanna be a level 3, I like 4, athletic, I rather have a bit of meat.
Level 3's can have meat, yeahwhat is meaty from the 1 picwhore I saw. The level 4's have stronger legs and more pop/protrusion in their ass as a result. I'm wondering where to put Miss Adore.


GLOSSARY ADDED

[BadFingerBoogie]

rofl @ the glossary index developing.

[jattniz_chuttni]

Done. Although IMO her metabolism isn't that of a naturally thin person, I don't think she'll maintain as well as the other Level 3's.

And Jattniz, post a body shot I sense you're between Level 3 and 4.

I'm athletic, but I'm boy shaped. I don't have much fat on my body.

So it sort of compensates.

Probs between a 3 and 2.

But, I'm young. But, that barely matters. And I'm only 5'1". So yeah. And that's rounding up. In the morning.

[sinful_x]

yeap good call kashy :)

[xSeri]

Level 3's can have meat, yeahwhat is meaty from the 1 picwhore I saw. The level 4's have stronger legs and more pop/protrusion in their ass as a result. I'm wondering where to put Miss Adore.


GLOSSARY ADDED

Your right about the legs, but by meat I meant muscles. I never seen Miss Adore's pictures though, fully body.

[FistaCuffs]

tres imo.

[jattniz_chuttni]

Your right about the legs, but by meat I meant muscles. I never seen Miss Adore's pictures though, fully body.
She has curves.

Something I wish I had.

Tear.

[KashytheCableMan]

I'm athletic, but I'm boy shaped. I don't have much fat on my body.

So it sort of compensates.

Probs between a 3 and 2.

But, I'm young. But, that barely matters. And I'm only 5'1". So yeah. And that's rounding up. In the morning.
I would need a bikini pic to classify you as a 2, but then I would feel sleazy and send you my mankini pics to balance things out and then we would probably be the next K R and Sax which I'm not into. But I'll give you a 4 because you are still growing into your frame (I can tell from the knees) and you have feminine shoulders.

[ANALYSIS]

She has curves.

Something I wish I had.

Tear.

ur facial features are better though.Her pic in the makeup website where she posted her pic was pretty scary.Not very attractive

[xSeri]

She has curves.

Something I wish I had.

Tear.

LOL you do have curves :slap:

[El àmàn]

....

[jattniz_chuttni]

I would need a bikini pic to classify you as a 2, but then I would feel sleazy and send you my mankini pics to balance things out and then we would probably be the next K R and Sax which I'm not into. But I'll give you a 4 because you are still growing into your frame (I can tell from the knees) and you have feminine shoulders.
I agree with the above sentiments.

I'd say 3. I'm one of the thinnest/most in shape girls I know.

I'm just glad I don't have thunder thighs.

I thank my momma. <3

[KashytheCableMan]

yeap good call kashy :)
Hey Miss Piggy, content as always I see. When are you going to grow up and feel like bettering yourself? :(

[jattniz_chuttni]

ur facial features are better though.Her pic in the makeup website where she posted her pic was pretty scary.Not very attractive
Not to sound too cocky or anything... but my face is better than most people's.

[KashytheCableMan]

I agree with the above sentiments.

I'd say 3. I'm one of the thinnest/most in shape girls I know.

I'm just glad I don't have thunder thighs.

I thank my momma. <3
But you are short so I am naturally inclined to hold you to higher standards. You are between a 3 and 4 at the moment... I'm just not comfortable putting you as a 3 knowing you are still growing into your frame. I'm obviously taking this very seriously.

There is still time.

[sinful_x]

Hey Miss Piggy, content as always I see. When are you going to grow up and feel like bettering yourself? :(

don't worry about me babe, focus on your good work.

[El àmàn]

whoever made this thread has no life
he clearly took the time to judge around 20 girls or so on an online forum
they could be straight peng but it aint gonna matter bruv :lol: cuz they be on an online forum haha x

[insane_]

http://i42.tinypic.com/25zq978.jpg

[ANALYSIS]

Not to sound too cocky or anything... but my face is better than most people's.

that was cocky as fuck and NO u are average.I am being honest right now.Want to know above average,check this thread tomm0orow i will post some desi girls who are above average face wise.

[jigga man23]

whoever made this thread has no life
he clearly took the time to judge around 20 girls or so on an online forum
they could be straight peng but it aint gonna matter bruv :lol: cuz they be on an online forum haha x

_insane will reply to you in 5..4..3...2...1...

[jattniz_chuttni]

But you are short so I am naturally inclined to hold you to higher standards. You are between a 3 and 4 at the moment... I'm just not comfortable putting you as a 3 knowing you are still growing into your frame. I'm obviously taking this very seriously.

There is still time.

LOL.

I don't know, man. I don't like to settle.

But, since it's the internet and there's probably no getting through to you- I will.

[KashytheCableMan]

whoever made this thread has no life
he clearly took the time to judge around 20 girls or so on an online forum
they could be straight peng but it aint gonna matter bruv :lol: cuz they be on an online forum haha x
Classification is a beautiful way to judge people when you know what you want. The older you get, the better you get at it. Ya feel?

You def have those Maliky cheeks going for you. I'd put you at a Level 5.

[y0 m0mma]

Lol wow.

[KashytheCableMan]

don't worry about me babe, focus on your good work.
Don't be so evasive when you're not getting the attention you need. If you changed your lifestyle just a little bit you could be a 5 with all your friends like y0m0mma. Do you really want to be stuck at 6 with people like musicchic for the rest of your life?

[jattniz_chuttni]

that was cocky as fuck and NO u are average.I am being honest right now.Want to know above average,check this thread tomm0orow i will post some desi girls who are above average face wise.
Lol. Do your thing.

[sinful_x]

Don't be so evasive when you're not getting the attention you need. If you changed your lifestyle just a little bit you could be a 5 with all your friends like y0m0mma. Do you really want to be stuck at 6 with people like musicchic for the rest of your life?

Thanks for the note but I could care less how you RD-classify me. Thanks for the effort though, you provided me with the attention that I needed :grouphug:

[jigga man23]

how about flawlessexxsomething, she is not bad, i'd place her in level 2 however I believe she only 19...

[ChaalBaaz]

Thanks for the note but I could care less how you RD-classify me. Thanks for the effort though, you provided me with the attention that I needed :grouphug:

are you listening to yourself.
you say you "don't care" but continue posting?
stop posting if you really don't care.

[KashytheCableMan]

Thanks for the note but I could care less how you RD-classify me. Thanks for the effort though, you provided me with the attention that I needed :grouphug:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=293861 ???

You can eat and eat and eat, but it won't fill the emptiness in your mind.

[sinful_x]

are you listening to yourself.
you say you "don't care" but continue posting?
stop posting if you really don't care.

who the fuck are you? don't talk to me, thx.
im talking to kashy not you.

[sinful_x]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=293861 ???

You can eat and eat and eat, but it won't fill the emptiness in your mind.

what are you talking about man? lol. what emptiness? where do you come up with this shit? Echelon made that thread, consult him :arrow:

[insane_]

are you listening to yourself.
you say you "don't care" but continue posting?
stop posting if you really don't care.

bitch

http://i44.tinypic.com/faynhl.jpg

[ChaalBaaz]

who the fuck are you? don't talk to me, thx.
im talking to kashy not you.

i'm the guy who told you to stop injecting oil into your lips.

[KashytheCableMan]

I just received some very disappointing photos. The Levels are changing.

[sinful_x]

bitch

http://i44.tinypic.com/faynhl.jpg

LMAO.

i'm the guy who told you to stop injecting oil into your lips.

with a face like yours you are not in position to make recommendations to anyone, thanks.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

hello.

[ChaalBaaz]

LMAO.



with a face like yours you are not in position to make recommendations to anyone, thanks.

do it
you will thank me later.

[KashytheCableMan]

what are you talking about man? lol. what emptiness? where do you come up with this shit? Echelon made that thread, consult him :arrow:
Well now he knows. And don't try talking to me when you're high off your mind lying in a bag of pringles and your own filth waiting for your boyfriend to come over and finger blast you because "you had a long day and don't feel like moving". Have some fucking class when you talk to a Kashy.

[X2CwitSoNii]

whats egg shaped look like ?

[y0 m0mma]

So instead on constantly complaining, why don't you give me some tips on how to lose my cankles? 0r some weight loss tips so I'm not chubby anymore?

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

put me on the scale plz.

[ChaalBaaz]

So instead on constantly complaining, why don't you give me some tips on how to lose my cankles? 0r some weight loss tips so I'm not chubby anymore?

you are fine the way you are sweetums.

[xSeri]

When did I became chubby?

[KashytheCableMan]

put me on the scale plz.
I haven't seen your pics? Post one quickly.

whats egg shaped look like ?

FScott.

[sinful_x]

Well now he knows. And don't try talking to me when you're high off your mind lying in a bag of pringles and your own filth waiting for your boyfriend to come over and finger blast you because "you had a long day and don't feel like moving". Have some fucking class when you talk to a Kashy.

Yeah when I talk to a champion I will :idea:
Bag of pringles? lol. You really are the perfect entertainment for this site.
You should be proud, "champion". lmao.

[y0 m0mma]

you are fine the way you are sweetums.

I like thick. Nothing wrong in it and I don't have any problems with guys in real life so I'm happy the way I am.

Hey so you showed pics of the other girl. I'm not familiar for sure dude.

[FistaCuffs]

I just received some very disappointing photos. The Levels are changing.

Go on...

[X2CwitSoNii]

I haven't seen your pics? Post one quickly.



FScott.


The great gatsby ^_^

[FistaCuffs]

When did I became chubby?

LOL @ Level 5.

[KashytheCableMan]

When did I became chubby?
I think you're a swell gal Seri, but this was necessary. I cannot compromise the integrity of The Ladder.

[X2CwitSoNii]

no really can i get an example of what level 8 looks like

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

:wiggle:

[xSeri]

I think you're a swell gal Seri, but this was necessary. I cannot compromise the integrity of The Ladder.

Lemme see. PM.

[jigga man23]

LOL @ Level 5.

lol wtf did you do ?

[ChaalBaaz]

I like thick. Nothing wrong in it and I don't have any problems with guys in real life so I'm happy the way I am.

Hey so you showed pics of the other girl. I'm not familiar for sure dude.

i personally prefer thicker i.e level 7 lol.
yeah the other girl is an old user. your eyes looked very similar to hers.

[KashytheCableMan]

:wiggle:
It's a level 5, 100%. Don't like the face. Really like the skin.

[FistaCuffs]

I bet it was either Nayeem or Chaalbaaz, one of these creepers is PMing Kashy pics.

[xSeri]

I bet it was either Nayeem or Chaalbaaz, one of these creepers is PMing Kashy pics.

I'd say chaalbaaz, he had a track record of having pictures.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

It's a level 5, 100%. Don't like the face. Really like the skin.
as if im chubby. but watevs.

[KashytheCableMan]

I bet it was either Nayeem or Chaalbaaz, one of these creepers is PMing Kashy pics.
You'd be surprised who has PMed me out of the blue with all kinds of useless information and pics. Old posters who don't post, they just browse. They really think I have I clue.

[jigga man23]

ladies i''m a level 2 holla @ me...

[your_dad]

Ay0 k@shyYy W3R3 YU G0NN@ PUT M3 IN D3R3 DAWQGG :rofl:

[FistaCuffs]

lmao, good stuff.

[ChaalBaaz]

I bet it was either Nayeem or Chaalbaaz, one of these creepers is PMing Kashy pics.

I'd say chaalbaaz, he had a track record of having pictures.

or you might want to contact "sarkar_jot" who likes taking prnt screens of peoples msn and spreading the pics. extreme creeper status.

[xSeri]

or you might want to contact "sarkar_jot" who likes taking prnt screens of peoples msn and spreading the pics. extreme creeper status.

STFU, fag.

[y0 m0mma]

i personally prefer thicker i.e level 7 lol.
yeah the other girl is an old user. your eyes looked very similar to hers.

Well most of us are 5's. Funny shit I must say.

My eyebrows are arched.

Ay0 k@shyYy W3R3 YU G0NN@ PUT M3 IN D3R3 DAWQGG :rofl:

Lol.

[ChaalBaaz]

Ay0 k@shyYy W3R3 YU G0NN@ PUT M3 IN D3R3 DAWQGG :rofl:

i'd put this specimen at level 1. i.e useless status.

[y0 m0mma]

So no ones got any weight loss tips? Tis sad.

[nayeemx33]

I bet it was either Nayeem or Chaalbaaz, one of these creepers is PMing Kashy pics.

wow

[ChaalBaaz]

STFU, fag.

you are 4'10". stop crouching.

[ChaalBaaz]

Well most of us are 5's. Funny shit I must say.

My eyebrows are arched.



Lol.

yeah just noticed.

[KashytheCableMan]

Ay0 k@shyYy W3R3 YU G0NN@ PUT M3 IN D3R3 DAWQGG :rofl:

Done. And 3 of your neg reps are from me.

as if im chubby. but watevs.
Are you saying your body type is comparable to a 4? A jattniz? I'm being very generous when I don't put some people at 6.

So no ones got any weight loss tips? Tis sad.
I don't think you have the metabolism for it. So it's always going to be a struggle and it's going to affect your mood and personality if you lose weight. Just be a happy chubby girl who doesn't care about anything like sinful x.

[ChaalBaaz]

So no ones got any weight loss tips? Tis sad.

give up bread and switch to brown rice.

[xSeri]

you are 4'10". stop crouching.

And your dickless.

Your MSN picture should put you in the morbidly obese category if not more, fat fuck.

[insane_]

http://i44.tinypic.com/fz4vg8.jpg

[y0 m0mma]

yeah just noticed.

Any I know how to do make up.

give up bread and switch to brown rice.

Cool. Anything else?

[your_dad]

0h w3rdzZz II F33L SP3CI@l @nd $shiitzZ i gotz m@ 0wnn l3v3l @nd 3 n3g r3ps fr0m j3ww. iightt k33p 0n d0inn y00 thAngg & i iz gonn@ $st0pp t@lkinn lyke diZZ Y0000

[BlazinDj]

And your dickless.

Your MSN picture should put you in the morbidly obese category if not more, fat fuck.


You bartend in nyc?

[xSeri]

You bartend in nyc?

Yeah.

[Domo]

HEy your dad your special! lets rawr!

[BlazinDj]

Yeah.



what bar/club?

[y0 m0mma]

I don't think you have the metabolism for it. So it's always going to be a struggle and it's going to affect your mood and personality if you lose weight. Just be a happy chubby girl who doesn't care about anything like sinful x.

My metabolism is quite fast actually. Just give some tips. If you can criticise, you can give some tips.

[ChaalBaaz]

Any I know how to do make up.



Cool. Anything else?

i wouldn't doubt that. but your arms and legs are pale. tan up.

drink 4 cups of greentea, change oils to olive oil and eat a fistfull of walnuts every day.

[nayeemx33]

add pakilicious to level 8

[xSeri]

what bar/club?

I'm usually between a bar in the city, Fitzgeralds, and a club in Queens which shall remain nameless. It's usually a guyanese club dancehall/soca.

[y0 m0mma]

0h w3rdzZz II F33L SP3CI@l @nd $shiitzZ i gotz m@ 0wnn l3v3l @nd 3 n3g r3ps fr0m j3ww. iightt k33p 0n d0inn y00 thAngg & i iz gonn@ $st0pp t@lkinn lyke diZZ Y0000

Lmao Level 4b hahaha. This shits hillarious.

i wouldn't doubt that. but your arms and legs are pale. tan up.

drink 4 cups of greentea, change oils to olive oil and eat a fistfull of walnuts every day.

My arms are actually dark.

Yeh we use olive oil already. Walnuts, sure. 4 cups of greentea? Damn.

[BlazinDj]

UDTZCgsZGeA

[BlazinDj]

I'm usually between a bar in the city, Fitzgeralds, and a club in Queens which shall remain nameless. It's usually a guyanese club dancehall/soca.


thats tight...i havent spun in nyc in a while but last time i was there..drinks are so much more expensive than dc. fitzgeralds sounds very familiar.

[ChaalBaaz]

Lmao Level 4b hahaha. This shits hillarious.



My arms are actually dark.

Yeh we use olive oil already. Walnuts, sure. 4 cups of greentea? Damn.

keep salt to 1 teaspoon or less per day, sugar to 32 gms ie 8 teaspoons or less(included sugars in cakes, cookies etc).

[xSeri]

thats tight...i havent spun in nyc in a while but last time i was there..drinks are so much more expensive than dc. fitzgeralds sounds very familiar.

Drinks are def. more expensive here, beers are 8+, bottles are 100+, etc.

It does? It's near a college, so it has the college kids coming.

[y0 m0mma]

keep salt to 1 teaspoon or less per day, sugar to 32 gms ie 8 teaspoons or less(included sugars in cakes, cookies etc).

0k I won't be keeping track this much.

[KashytheCableMan]

I have to go drink lots of wine now and have protected sex. Or touch myself and cry while I listenn to Abba. Whatever works for you folks. Good bye everyone, keep sending in pics and remember, together, we can make this possible.

It's a kashystravaganzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ChaalBaaz]

0k I won't be keeping track this much.

don't. its not necessary until you are 23. all this shit is only important after 23. till then your body will take care of all the junk. sorry "kashy" for hijacking this thread. ill stop here.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

point to the box/muffin top?

[BlazinDj]

Drinks are def. more expensive here, beers are 8+, bottles are 100+, etc.

It does? It's near a college, so it has the college kids coming.


i guess its a common name maybe thats why....oh man i stay away from college crowd now..too wild and raunchy.:ugh:

[BlazinDj]

point to the box/muffin top?

let me get the 411 on her :Pelvic2:



:ugh:

[KashytheCableMan]

point to the box/muffin top?
The frame is too big. Your BF is probably low but it's the frame that puts you in 5.

Sinful, see what Mirchi did? She is secure with her body and presented an argument for herself.

RED RED WINEE

[y0 m0mma]

point to the box/muffin top?

Wow do you really need approval? What a whore.

[insane_]

point to the box/muffin top?

[IMG]....../IMG]

http://i40.tinypic.com/25z7ciq.jpg

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

The frame is too big. Your BF is probably low but it's the frame that puts you in 5.

Sinful, see what Mirchi did? She is secure with her body and presented an argument for herself.

RED RED WINEE
youre just silly.

[ChaalBaaz]

did i just see what i just saw!!!
i'm still rubbing my eyes.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

Wow do you really need approval? What a whore.
yea, not an overstatement at all.

[your_dad]

HEy your dad your special! lets rawr!

y0 d0m0 i finq j3w sh0uld picwhor33, j3w mightt g3t y0r 0wn l3v3l t00

r@wrrr :cool:

Lmao Level 4b hahaha. This shits hillarious



lmfaoo i know. this guy b3 m@d funnayy y0

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

http://i40.tinypic.com/25z7ciq.jpg
cn u plz unquote

[jigga man23]

Hey girls do a parody thread on us guys, and lets see how creative you guys are...

[your_dad]

Hey girls do a parody thread on us guys, and lets see how creative you guys are...

i was gonna suggest the same thing lol!

except most of you guys ain't got no picsss of y0 b0daysss

[y0 m0mma]

don't. its not necessary until you are 23. all this shit is only important after 23. till then your body will take care of all the junk. sorry "kashy" for hijacking this thread. ill stop here.

Yeh well I'm not stressed out, I'm just sitting here laughing with girlie girl.

did i just see what i just saw!!!
i'm still rubbing my eyes.

L0L.

yea, not an overstatement at all.

Not at all. But nice skin.

lmfaoo i know. this guy b3 m@d funnayy y0

Lol it's funny.

[insane_]

cn u plz unquote

http://i42.tinypic.com/3091qgk.jpg

[jigga man23]

i was gonna suggest the same thing lol!

except most of you guys ain't got no picsss of y0 b0daysss

I have pics of my body I just like posting it in the fourms, i'd say athletic/build/verylittle bodyfat

[y0 m0mma]

Hey girls do a parody thread on us guys, and lets see how creative you guys are...

Yeh I was given an offer too but you guys are worse than us girls.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Lmao @ people posting pics to validate themselves, takin internet shit so seriously.

[sinful_x]

Lmao @ people posting pics to validate themselves, takin internet shit so seriously.

HEY you.

[TheBallinMartian]

Quality thread

[your_dad]

Lmao @ people posting pics to validate themselves, takin internet shit so seriously.

maybe they're not so serious, thats why they posted their pics cause they don't care? you know what i'm sayinn :cool:

[ChaalBaaz]

Lmao @ people posting pics to validate themselves, takin internet shit so seriously.

i heard from sources that you tried prank calling me.
cut it out.

[xogirlie girlxo]

maybe they're not so serious, thats why they posted their pics cause they don't care? you know what i'm sayinn :cool:

ROFL. No. They want to be validated, so they post pics, they want attention.

[y0 m0mma]

Chaalbaaz, stop flattering yourself. If anyone prank calls you it's me.

[xogirlie girlxo]

HEY you.

Hey sexy!

[jigga man23]

Yeh I was given an offer too but you guys are worse than us girls.

Not really most of us guys are in better physical shape than the female counterparts unfortunately...

[y0 m0mma]

Lmao @ people posting pics to validate themselves, takin internet shit so seriously.

HEY you.

Level 5 buddies! Yay lets go eat some cake.

[ChaalBaaz]

Chaalbaaz, stop flattering yourself. If anyone prank calls you it's me.

i know it was her. i heard her voice before.
extremely fobby urdu speaking.

[sinful_x]

Hey sexy!

wussup and hell yeah im down for that cake, im shooting for level 10 girl.

[y0 m0mma]

Not really most of us guys are in better physical shape than the female counterparts unfortunately...

0h well that sucks. No RD relationships coming out this time around.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Level 5 buddies! Yay lets go eat some cake.

YAYAYAYAYAYAA

nomnomnomnomnom

[xogirlie girlxo]

wussup and hell yeah im down for that cake, im shooting for level 10 girl.

Yo I want my own FUCKIN level
I wana be level 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[y0 m0mma]

i know it was her. i heard her voice before.
extremely fobby urdu speaking.

Lol dude, it was me and a friend.

wussup and hell yeah im down for that cake, im shooting for level 10 girl.

Fuck yeh let me just go get some whipped cream and butter.

[jigga man23]

0h well that sucks. No RD relationships coming out this time around.

haha yeah sucks for you...

well there have been some rd relationship ...

[y0 m0mma]

http://www.mobilenative.com/poi/193S2HWwo7I%3D/UY_B3KWIImU%3D/mid_all_chocolate_cake2.JPG

[xogirlie girlxo]

YUM
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[y0 m0mma]

haha yeah sucks for you...

well there have been some rd relationship ...

Lol not really. I'm not fat.

Yeh there certainly have been.

[TheBallinMartian]

Showin some love to the fatty's

-D99n9f3vU4

[xogirlie girlxo]

http://franklin.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/strawberry-cheesecake.jpg

[ChaalBaaz]

Lol dude, it was me and a friend.



Fuck yeh let me just go get some whipped cream and butter.

i didn't hear your voice.

[AX Model]

:roflbow:

[sinful_x]

Yo I want my own FUCKIN level
I wana be level 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dream big homie.

Lol dude, it was me and a friend.



Fuck yeh let me just go get some whipped cream and butter.

GO GO GO!

[xogirlie girlxo]

I could eat this in one sitting

http://www.conventbakery.com/cakes/regular/full/cold-set-raspberry-cheesecake.jpg

[your_dad]

ROFL. No. They want to be validated, so they post pics, they want attention.


0hh iight if yu sayy s00

i'm diqqin da sig btw

Not really most of us guys are in better physical shape than the female counterparts unfortunately...

i finq some of da fellas should post a pic

maybe even the threadmaker?

[y0 m0mma]

i didn't hear your voice.

I disguised it.

0k I don't know what you'e talking about, I'm just joking with you.

[xogirlie girlxo]

:roflbow:

Why you sendin out pics ni99a!

[jigga man23]

Lol not really. I'm not fat.

Yeh there certainly have been.

well I'm not judging, but you do have some huge feet.

[AX Model]

Lmao @ people posting pics to validate themselves, takin internet shit so seriously.


who posted pics, sparknotes please.

[sinful_x]

deeng girlie, that looks delish.

[xogirlie girlxo]

who posted pics, sparknotes please.

Well Jatt Knees posted a pic of her knees, cuz she wanted to be validated
Mirchi posted a pic of herself in a bikini, you missed it

[jigga man23]

0hh iight if yu sayy s00

i'm diqqin da sig btw



i finq some of da fellas should post a pic

maybe even the threadmaker?

no, I'm not giving you my noods...

[AX Model]

jattniz_chuttni is hot, from what i can see.

i'd hit it, with a bat (or two).

[AX Model]

Well Jatt Knees posted a pic of her knees, cuz she wanted to be validated
Mirchi posted a pic of herself in a bikini, you missed it

lol@jatt knees.

jattniz is hot. /arguement.

[xogirlie girlxo]

deeng girlie, that looks delish.

I AINT SHARIN :squint:

[xogirlie girlxo]

lol@jatt knees.

jattniz is hot. /arguement.

argument*

Ok ok no more arguments, you desi guys are so easy to impress

[FistaCuffs]

LOL @ these fugly bitches talking shit.

They need a more wholistic* view of things.

[AX Model]

argument*

Ok ok no more arguments, you desi guys are so easy to impress


rawr, hostility?

[xogirlie girlxo]

lmao @ old/fat/bald guys bahahahahahhahahaha

[xogirlie girlxo]

rawr, hostility?

No I think Jatt Knees is very attractive!

[your_dad]

no, I'm not giving you my noods...

y0 h0mi33 i d0n't w@nt @ny 0f d3m n00dzz

[y0 m0mma]

well I'm not judging, but you do have some huge feet.

0h really? I guess I'll picwhore my legs one day.

[jattniz_chuttni]

LOL @ these fugly bitches talking shit.

They need a more wholistic* view of things.
Lol.

I agree.

"Spit your game, talk your shit, grab your gat, call your clicks."

People talk shit. Back it up.

Beggars can't be choosers. Or nitpickers, for that matter.

[FistaCuffs]

Unfortunately this isnt a facial hair contest, girliegirl would be right up there at level 1 with Teen Wolf.

[Domo]

Hey , why isnt there a tranny group?

[xogirlie girlxo]

Dang sometimes I wonder if half these guys actually have jobs/careers or if they go to school

I mean theyre ALWAYS singned on JEEEZ

[jattniz_chuttni]

jattniz_chuttni is hot, from what i can see.

i'd hit it, with a bat (or two).
Maybe a chicken wing or two, too.

Needs some meat on her bones. Dang.

[jigga man23]

y0 h0mi33 i d0n't w@nt @ny 0f d3m n00dzz

0h really? I guess I'll picwhore my legs one day.

damm ok...

yes, please the pics cableguy posted of your suppose feet were horrendous...

[xogirlie girlxo]

Maybe a chicken wing or two, too.

Needs some meat on her bones. Dang.

Dude I actually do think youre pretty
I even told you when you pmed your pics yaar

[your_dad]

y0 ii @in't c@llin anybodyy fat, but d3m fat girls need love too Aiiight?

[FistaCuffs]

Lol @ the Geico Caveman backtracking.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Lol @ the Geico Caveman backtracking.

Get a job.

[jattniz_chuttni]

Dude I actually do think youre pretty
I even told you when you pmed your pics yaar
Kay. <3

[xogirlie girlxo]

<33

[jigga man23]

Lol @ the Geico Caveman backtracking.

Come on mang, she does not have an unibrow...

[xogirlie girlxo]

ANYWAYS, I gotta go call Chaalbaaz now. Toodlez folks.

[FistaCuffs]

Good one, retard.

Yale? LMAO

[FistaCuffs]

Bitch is like the desi version of Martin Scorsese.

http://img.stopklatka.pl/filmowcy/00100/00181/0.jpg

[xogirlie girlxo]

Yeah Yale. My cousin is a professor of Law there.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Ok, cant keep chaalbaaz waitingggggggggg!!!!!

[y0 m0mma]

damm ok...

yes, please the pics cableguy posted of your suppose feet were horrendous...

L0L those aren't my feet?!?! Lmao I'm not white dude. :!:

[jattniz_chuttni]

Are you saying your body type is comparable to a 4? A jattniz? I'm being very generous when I don't put some people at 6.

Some people are idiots.

And even then I'm a 3/2... but you raggin' cos I'm young.

[AX Model]

Maybe a chicken wing or two, too.

Needs some meat on her bones. Dang.


aww let's call it a date.

remember 4/11, such a special day.

[FistaCuffs]

I never thought there was anyone more pathetic than chaalbaaz, but now I have seen there is...The grimy bitches who "holla" at him.

Pathetic.

[jattniz_chuttni]

aww let's call it a date.

remember 4/11, such a special day.
Let's make rough love, concieve beautiful children and then eat the placenta in private. Don't forget a camera. We want to picwhore.

<3

[y0 m0mma]

Awesome.

[AX Model]

Let's make rough love, concieve beautiful children and then eat the placenta in private. Don't forget a camera. We want to picwhore.

<3

i'm gonna have to wait on those results, before i take a step down from double wrapping it.

My cellphone has a camera, but my sister disabled pic messaging, (for a good reason).

[jattniz_chuttni]

i'm gonna have to wait on those results, before i take a step down from double wrapping it.

My cellphone has a camera, but my sister disabled pic messaging, (for a good reason).
Oh, really? Don't leave me high and dry, babe. I'm gettin' close.

<3

[AX Model]

Oh, really? Don't leave me high and dry, babe. I'm gettin' close.

<3


the goose got you feelin loose?

keep that shit on a noose, babygrill

i don't want you in a state of (whose the daddy). I ain't ready for maury.

[jattniz_chuttni]

the goose got you feelin loose?

keep that shit on a noose, babygrill

i don't want you in a state of (whose the daddy). I ain't ready for maury.
Hay. Don't be mad I'm diggin' your brother, too. I just want all the AX_Model recreations I can have. I be diggin yo swagga, son. I just hope I get it in all forms possible.

Lovinallyobrothasfolyfe<3

[AX Model]

Hay. Don't be mad I'm diggin' your brother, too. I just want all the AX_Model recreations I can have. I be diggin yo swagga, son. I just hope I get it in all forms possible.

Lovinallyobrothasfolyfe<3


if my swag was on a dagger, one swipe and the worlds population would be gone.

You incestuous girl, Kashmiri's aint down with the brotherly love, maybe your knees (jatt) are.

& who wouldn't want more then one AX, there's only one in the world, the last of a dying breed. just stay away from daggers.

[jattniz_chuttni]

if my swag was on a dagger, one swipe and the worlds population would be gone.

You incestuous girl, Kashmiri's aint down with the brotherly love, maybe your knees (jatt) are.

& who wouldn't want more then one AX, there's only one in the world, the last of a dying breed. just stay away from daggers.
That was terrible.

I'm sorry.

[ChaalBaaz]

I never thought there was anyone more pathetic than chaalbaaz, but now I have seen there is...The grimy bitches who "holla" at him.

Pathetic.

don't be jealous "son".

[AX Model]

That was terrible.

I'm sorry.

lol, ok.

just cause u didn't have a comeback..

it's kinda hard to come back after an incestuous joke, even though you are the cumback queen

[jattniz_chuttni]

lol, ok.

just cause u didn't have a comeback..

it's kinda hard to come back after an incestuous joke, even though you are the cumback queen
Lmfao. FUCK YOU!

[AX Model]

Lmfao. FUCK YOU!


:kiss:

[monisha1]

great thread even though you are way off but keep doing what you do best <3

[southystyle]

one of your level 3s is definately wrong.

[southystyle]

also surprised madam jade is not even on the list, seeing as her weight was/is a hot topic.

[Echelon]

I'd place Princess Ligi in the fine thoroughbred classification -- explicitly for trans animal species with horse dna and no signs of avian flu.

[Echelon]

I'd also place Madam_Jade in a subgroup with Princess Ligi, but under a different species: Snuffleuphagus

[Hands]

aunty noreen :cheers:

[BigCrazyIndian]

christ, yet another fat-chick thread ruined by fat chicks.

[Siesta]

:ugh: @ my level.....I will go and cry now :(

[Siesta]

also surprised madam jade is not even on the list, seeing as her weight was/is a hot topic.
wow your hair is back:shock:

[Unglorified]

you've seen me?

[Unglorified]

.......... meh

[taleb]

i like em skinnnyyy

[ChaalBaaz]

N4c3r certifies Sinful_X as a hottie.

Again Kashythecable man has a physique of a twig so hey probably needs em skinny or they'd break him into pieces. My arms probably got more size than that kid's thighs.

Guys like Diesel and N4c3r whose backs are bigger than 6 kashy's put together like em thicker - for me anything with no meat in it will probably have a pelvic bone fracture when I get to work.

what you 'certify' is not important.
when will you learn that girls dislike size? so much so that i had to give up my Bodybuilding lifestyle and go for more sharper features. is it really worth to smudge your cheekbones, collarbones, jawline, pelvic bones etc underneath layers of meat and remain unattractive forever?
think about it.

[ChaalBaaz]

you've seen me?

he probably went with your measurements.
5'3 130 something like that right?

[Unglorified]

ell oh ell!

[Unglorified]

he probably went with your measurements.
5'3 130 something like that right?

5'5 180

[taleb]

5'5 180
selina !!!!

[Unglorified]

selina !!!!

Okay that was a lie

lol

I'm back on track :cool:

[desi_playa]

lol, i see what u did there Kashy. i wonder how much success u have had so far.

[omshantiom]

quick question

When did you EVER have size :rofl: to actually GIVE UP bodybuilding.


before you get back to me with some sad comeback about my physique - take a quick look at the profile picture. mmkthxbye


what good is that physique if you look like a freakin squirrel with your teeth all coming out making that constipated face ??? and
look at how tiny your head looks like compared to the rest of the body. that's attractive? how?

[taleb]

Okay that was a lie

lol

I'm back on track :cool:

when are we to meet again?