A brief history of Z4K5T4R

[Echelon]

Having grown up in a sexually repressed environment of a small shanty village in Dhaka, poor little Z4K5T4R was always a curious girl at a young age.

Seeing topless photos of Shahrukh-Khan, with his abs popping out like ice cubes, Z4K5T4R became interested with men and looking pretty for them. One day she saved enough money from her rice sales and bought a pink shalwar and a matching umbrella. She finally felt that she was the cream of the crop, with her vibrant colours as she swiftly skipped around the impoverished and somewhat greyscale streets in her PINK gown.

One day, she went to the mosque and the sheik preached about how vanity is a Sin and how Sexualisation of women is haraam. An instant drop of guilt hit Z4K5T4R's mind, and she felt like a bad bad muslim. The baddest of the baddest of the bad Islam could produce, in her time, of her era. BAD.

She constantly pondered how she could fix her sins.

The haunting pictures of SRK weren't helping. As she continuously battled the sinful demons that continuously plagued her head.

Sometimes the nights in Bangladesh were quite cold and abrupt nipple erections were frequent. These times were hard. But the Koran was there by her side protecting her.

As she battled the stormy nights in her solitude, she found herself in the edge of chaos and order. Her mental state was volatile. Her hands became jittery. She wanted to masturbate, but she couldn't. It was a sin.

She needed something to occupy her time. She wanted to become a soldier and RateDesi became her battle ground to slay the sexual demons who were brainwashed by western media.

[London_Man]

is it fucked up that i got turned on by the story?

[Echelon]

is it fucked up that i got turned on by the story?

Haraam.

[aznpdaddy]

Having grown up in a sexually repressed environment of a small shanty village in Dhaka, poor little Z4K5T4R was always a curious girl at a young age.

Seeing topless photos of Shahrukh-Khan, with his abs popping out like ice cubes, Z4K5T4R became interested with men and looking pretty for them. One day she saved enough money from her rice sales and bought a pink shalwar and a matching umbrella. She finally felt that she was the cream of the crop, with her vibrant colours as she swiftly skipped around the impoverished and somewhat greyscale streets in her PINK gown.

One day, she went to the mosque and the sheik preached about how vanity is a Sin and how Sexualisation of women is haraam. An instant drop of guilt hit Z4K5T4R's mind, and she felt like a bad bad muslim. The baddest of the baddest of the bad Islam could produce, in her time, of her era. BAD.

She constantly pondered how she could fix her sins.

The haunting pictures of SRK weren't helping. As she continuously battled the sinful demons that continuously plagued her head.

Sometimes the nights in Bangladesh were quite cold and abrupt nipple erections were frequent. These times were hard. But the Koran was there by her side protecting her.

As she battled the stormy nights in her solitude, she found herself in the edge of chaos and order. Her mental state was volatile. Her hands became jittery. She wanted to masturbate, but she couldn't. It was a sin.

She needed something to occupy her time. She wanted to become a soldier and RateDesi became her battle ground to slay the sexual demons who were brainwashed by western media.
can u not mention the koran pls k thanx bye! nice story

[Echelon]

can u not mention the koran pls k thanx bye! nice story

Sorry, I believe in freedom of expression, kthx.

[musicchic33]

I've said it once, but I'll say it again, z4k5ster is the voice of the young Brit Muslims.

Always coherent and on point with her posts

[aznpdaddy]

Sorry, I believe in freedom of expression, kthx.
ok then carry on babey... i dont care lol just a nice story but that bit spoiled it.. now i cannot contribute! adios!

[London_Man]

I've said it once, but I'll say it again, z4k5ster is the voice of the young Brit Muslims.

Always coherent and on point with her posts

are fuckin out of your mind? :-|

[musicchic33]

"lol whatev, I'm right your wrong. right right. I'd explain it to you, but you're too dumb to understand/not worth the explanation"

^^ typical z4k5ster response

[**bambina**]

I am sorry Echelon, this is off topic but is it raining in Dubai? I have only 30 mins left to pack. Thanks.

[Echelon]

I am sorry Echelon, this is off topic but is it raining in Dubai? I have only 30 mins left to pack. Thanks.

I'm not in Dubai, right now.

[London_Man]

"lol whatev, I'm right your wrong. right right. I'd explain it to you, but you're too dumb to understand/not worth the explanation"

^^ typical z4k5ster response

she's said that to me sooo many times :rofl::rofl::rofl:

damn, i thought i was on my own thinking this chick is bonkers.

[Echelon]

"lol whatev, I'm right your wrong. right right. I'd explain it to you, but you're too dumb to understand/not worth the explanation"

^^ typical z4k5ster response

You're brainwashed by the media.

[jigga man23]

wait dhaka has small villages ?? ...

[aznpdaddy]

I'm not in Dubai, right now.
i was just gonna ask does the top shelfs cost less and the dirham stretch further cos the duty is free? dont forget the johnnys..before u go artistic on their arabasssques!

[Echelon]

wait dhaka has small villages ?? ...

Dawg, I don't know, my desi skills ain't good. Give a brother a break, homie.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Bb-b-b-b-bb-b-BADDDDDDDDDDD. Bad to the bone!

[BadFingerBoogie]

lol

i gotta hear the rest of the story.

[jigga man23]

Dawg, I don't know, my desi skills ain't good. Give a brother a break, homie.

lol

i gotta hear the rest of the story.

LMAO ok, ok, this time...

Co-sign...

[xogirlie girlxo]

FVj9IYBNEvM

[nayeemx33]

write a story about me!

[xogirlie girlxo]

And me too!

[Echelon]

lol

i gotta hear the rest of the story.

Aight:

Sometimes Z4K5T4R would get so upset with the Bengoli people living abroad. She felt that they were being continuously brainwashed by the media. She felt so annoyed that they were having sex too.

In her annoyance, Z4K5T4R would always ponder: "The nerve of these people, disobeying Allah's commands and dabbling in Sin. While I am here in my little runned down village, being pious and saving my vagina for a good man"

"I'm sacrificing good times and my youth for the sake of purity and piety. And yet they all seem to be having a good time. Surely, being a follower of Allah, I will be rewarded in the day of reckoning and I will be continuously praying to battle my demons"

"While they are thrown to the firey pits of hell for their SINS"

"I will continuously undermine people who engage in sexual activities. Positively stripping them of their fun with my seriousness and sharp perception on the TRUTH.

THE TRUTH, being that I have a better idea of the state of the world, the misunderstandings of Islam, even though I clearly believe that its perfectly okay to marry a 9 year old girl".

"Only the bestest of the bestest of the best people do that, of our era, times."

[aznpdaddy]

and me write one about me too! be artistic!

[xogirlie girlxo]

Remember Echelon, ladies first!

[j_a_l]

She constantly pondered how she could fix her sins.

The haunting pictures of SRK weren't helping. As she continuously battled the sinful demons that continuously plagued her head.

Sometimes the nights in Bangladesh were quite cold and abrupt nipple erections were frequent. These times were hard. But the Koran was there by her side protecting her.




lol what the deuce??

[aznpdaddy]

Remember Echelon, ladies first!
that leaves you out then!

[Echelon]

Remember Echelon, ladies first!

I ain't writing shit.

I'm in my prime.

Never had any regrets. Nothing gunna ruin my shine.
Your grime, aint worth my time.

B-spline.
Aight aight.

[xogirlie girlxo]

I ain't writing shit.

I'm in my prime.

Never had any regrets. Nothing gunna ruin my shine.
Your grime, aint worth my time.

B-spline.
Aight aight.

In every job that must be done

There is an element of fun

You find the fun and snap

The job's a game

=]

Just a spoonful of SUGAR helps the medicine go down

In the most delightful way (if you know what I mean)

[Echelon]

She wrecks.

Everything.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Goodbye grey sky

Hello blue

Nothing can hold me

When I hold you!

[Kslay88]

hey girlie girl, fuck off, much love.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

You could replace Zackstar with girlie girl and the post would still be accurate. Come to think of it, you could do that for majority of RD girls. Heck we could turn this into a minigame.

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

Would've been better if you had some lesbians in the story

[xogirlie girlxo]

hey girlie girl, fuck off, much love.

You could replace Zackstar with girlie girl and the post would still be accurate. Come to think of it, you could do that for majority of RD girls. Heck we could turn this into a minigame.

S my D thanks.

[j_a_l]

You could replace Zackstar with girlie girl and the post would still be accurate. Come to think of it, you could do that for majority of RD girls. Heck we could turn this into a minigame.

or spinoffs.....so much money to be made :cheers:

[Echelon]

You could replace Zackstar with girlie girl and the post would still be accurate. Come to think of it, you could do that for majority of RD girls. Heck we could turn this into a minigame.

We could make a comic book, Z4K5T4R's fervyness will ensure she'll become a hijaab superhero in the later installments.

[Kslay88]

S my D thanks.

Your unibrow and manly face lead me to believe you do have a penis, indeed.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Your unibrow and manly face lead me to believe you do have a penis, indeed.

Rofl, yeah ok tubby.

[C0nvers3_B0y]

someone told me that a hindu boy broke her heart.

[Bincy]

lol :no:

[FistaCuffs]

^^^ your name can be interchanged in the story as well.

[Echelon]

someone told me that a hindu boy broke her heart.

lol.

[FistaCuffs]

I still don't believe its a chick. :Paper:

[j_a_l]

lol :no:


ur lucky its not abt u

[musicchic33]

but a dude can't be that thick, so it has to be a desi chick, amirite or amirite? ^^

[Bincy]

^^^ your name can be interchanged in the story as well.

hey fista, stfu ok?

[FistaCuffs]

but a dude can't be that thick, so it has to be a desi chick, amirite or amirite? ^^

True, desi chicks are usually mad thick, but in a different sort of way.

Ya feel me, thunder thighs?

[Echelon]

It's a girl, she posted with pics before..

[Nayak]

Dawg, I don't know, my desi skills ain't good. Give a brother a break, homie.

Bengalis are not desis...

True, desi chicks are usually mad thick, but in a different sort of way.

Ya feel me, thunder thighs?

lmao.

Echelon? are'nt you that hottie I was defending the other time?

[nayeemx33]

Bengalis are not desis...




Why not?

[Nayak]

Why not?

Well maybe they are but they are genetically distinct from Pakistanis. They look different too. Them and Sinhalese are their own race. Not Desi:!:

[ArTmALik]

LOL! Zakki is the best!

[Echelon]

LOL! Zakki is the best!

Have a drink with me Arthur..
http://www.solarnavigator.net/www.arabiantents.com/gallery/gallery_images/Arabian_tent_furnishings_sofas.jpg
The belly dancing is about to commence.

[KashytheCableMan]

This is more or less exactly how I perceive her.

LOL @ abrupt nipple erections.

[dopekhor]

Well maybe they are but they are genetically distinct from Pakistanis. They look different too. Them and Sinhalese are their own race. Not Desi:!:
pakistanis are a race? i dint know that

[dopekhor]

what about the brief history of a tamil boy who went to australia and the started saying that he looks like jared leto

[DasJa]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Well that made my day.

[Echelon]

what about the brief history of a tamil boy who went to australia and the started saying that he looks like jared leto

A brief history of dopekhor coming soon.

[dopekhor]

A brief history of dopekhor coming soon.
make sure it comes after the dude always looked up to ftgfag :)

[weedy69]

how does she look? ugly?

[Echelon]

make sure it comes after the dude always looked up to ftgfag :)
Are you her boyfriend? You seem pissed. Tell me whats up.

[dopekhor]

Are you her boyfriend? You seem pissed. Tell me whats up.
not pissed and i dont have any affiliation with her i am just plain bored

[Echelon]

not pissed and i dont have any affiliation with her i am just plain bored

I think you've got some sort of affiliation with her.

You're from Bangladesh, so is she.
You're both Muslim.
Most likely from the UK.

Somethings up here, home boy.

You in the same koran study group? Always had a crush on her with that Pink Salwaar?

[dopekhor]

I think you've got some sort of affiliation with her.

You're from Bangladesh, so is she.
You're both Muslim.
Most likely from the UK.

Somethings up here, home boy.

You in the same koran study group? Always had a crush on her with that Pink Salwaar?
going by that you odda be in the tamil tiger group?

and for the nth time I aint from the UK never been there buddy :)

[Echelon]

going by that you odda be in the tamil tiger group?

and for the nth time I aint from the UK never been there buddy :)

Alright, so you're a fob from bangladesh, who's been looking up various underground desi sites for girls wearing Pink Shalwaars stripping while their b/f's take snaps on their camera phone. I see I see.

[dopekhor]

Alright, so you're a fob from bangladesh, who's been looking up various underground desi sites for girls wearing Pink Shalwaars stripping while their b/f's take snaps on their camera phone. I see I see.
how would I be a fob in bangladesh?

so thats what club echelon is all about? you must be the numero uno content provider on desibaba.com

[Echelon]

how would I be a fob in bangladesh?

so thats what club echelon is all about? you must be the numero uno content provider on desibaba.com

I recently saw a youtube video of little creepers like yourself in the motherland letting their pervyness out on the internet, but desibaba.com? That shit is book marked on your internet explorer, son.

[dopekhor]

I recently saw a youtube video of little creepers like yourself in the motherland letting their pervyness out on the internet, but desibaba.com? That shit is book marked on your internet explorer, son.
you sure that wanst your own video? cuz that shit is all about desi jared letos

[Echelon]

you sure that wanst your own video? cuz that shit is all about desi jared letos

Dude, you're a stumpy giminey cricket who lives in Bangladesh, who smokes weed all day, makes various posts about Islam, and thinks his reefa gives superior undeniable logic that was previously untapped. Basically, what I'm saying is, you're a little degenerate.

You're a fob, simple. The fact that you think that you need to be fresh off the boat to be called a fob, pretty much affirms your fobiness.

[X2CwitSoNii]

what qualities must a person possess to have a bashing thread by echelon ?

[dopekhor]

Dude, you're a stumpy giminey cricket who lives in Bangladesh, who smokes weed all day, makes various posts about Islam, and thinks his reefa gives superior undeniable logic that was previously untapped. Basically, what I'm saying is, you're a little degenerate.

You're a fob, simple. The fact that you think that you need to be fresh off the boat to be called a fob, pretty much affirms your fobiness.
aye aye captain fob!

claiming superiority on an internet board while having thesaurus.com open on the other tab aint my game

its all about trying to be like ftjfag :rockon:

[Echelon]

aye aye captain fob!

claiming superiority on an internet board while having thesaurus.com open on the other tab aint my game

its all about trying to be like ftjfag :rockon:

Nothing wrong about using a thesaurus, moron.
Not that this thread used any difficult words. But obviously being an undereducated fob who works as a photocopy clerk cant distinguish the difference.

[dopekhor]

Nothing wrong about using a thesaurus, moron.
Not that this thread used any difficult words. But obviously being an undereducated fob who works as a photocopy clerk cant distinguish the difference.
i am not talking just about this thread, i am talking about in general :roll:

classic case of pot calling the kettle black, now dont say you are double major from an ivy league with 100% scholarship

[Nayak]

thats the most perfect thing right there. I really dig her attitude...

[deadly_killer]

hi echelon, can you please put the koran out of your mouth? thank you

[ispeakadatruth!!]

its such a pity i cannot conduct searches that go a long way back...because the one thing that completely turned me off this ass was when she was saying how aisha at 9 years old is a grown woman..old enough to have sex with you know who.....that was the essence of her post...not adverbatim....

[ispeakadatruth!!]

Aight:

THE TRUTH, being that I have a better idea of the state of the world, the misunderstandings of Islam, even though I clearly believe that its perfectly okay to marry a 9 year old girl".

"Only the bestest of the bestest of the best people do that, of our era, times."

AHA!

[dopekhor]

i wonder why people who follow the book that is an incestica try to bring up disputed facts for argument

for those people they should have a look at [ Rg Ved VI.55.4 ] [ Apte 11 ] , [ Rg Ved.I.91.7 ] , read the story of Prajapati

[DasJa]

Yeah, read it. Wasn't he killed by the gods for committing the sin of incest?

[SarcasmicBengali]

heh heh.... Dhaka.

lol i like how the Koran was a masturbatory deterrant.

good show.
The New Yorker worthy.
:applause:

[anonymous08]

S my D thanks.

Your unibrow and manly face lead me to believe you do have a penis, indeed.

ROFL! :rofl:
+repped

[anonymous08]

Hold up, I thought Z4K5T4R was a dude? :| :ugh:

[TDSR]

i wonder why people who follow the book that is an incestica try to bring up disputed facts for argument

for those people they should have a look at [ Rg Ved VI.55.4 ] [ Apte 11 ] , [ Rg Ved.I.91.7 ] , read the story of Prajapati

The Quran and the Vedas are equally useless; along with every other holy book? What a shocker.

:!:

[London_Man]

The Quran and the Vedas are equally useless; along with every other holy book? What a shocker.

:!:

:no:

[pakilicious911]

well that was 4 pages of entertainment.