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Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 11:31 AM
you wouldn't even think to make this shit up

Jesus Madonnas toyboy/ boyfriend/ new play thing woteva he is has a brazilian ex whos name is Krishna :rofl:


jesus was tapping krishnas ass :ugh:



http://famewatcher.com/2009/03/krishna-siqueira-jesus-luzs-ex.html

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 11:35 AM
And I bet Mohammad was in the closet beating off to them.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 11:47 AM
And I bet Mohammad was in the closet beating off to them.



I knew there was gona be one idiot that took this as a religious attack....sori u twat, i didnt know krishna the brazilian was one of your gods!

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 11:49 AM
Its right hes known to be religious racist scum ive reported him hopefully he will get a spanking

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 11:50 AM
I knew there was gona be one idiot that took this as a religious attack....sori u twat, i didnt know krishna the brazilian was one of your gods!

Lol @ this fa99ot thinking I took it personal.

All 4 of you can suck my dick, hows that?

Bincy
March 4th, 2009, 11:50 AM
I knew there was gona be one idiot that took this as a religious attack....sori u twat, i didnt know krishna the brazilian was one of your gods!

So u can joke around w/ 2 religious figures and say it's not related to religion but the minute someone calls out mohammad, you have a titty attack.

Hmm, interesting.

Kslay88
March 4th, 2009, 11:51 AM
So u can joke around w/ 2 religious figures and say it's not related to religion but the minute someone calls out mohammad, you have a titty attack.

Hmm, interesting.

yup

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 11:51 AM
Its right hes known to be religious racist scum ive reported him hopefully he will get a spanking

Make it all 5 of you.

rofl, a UK Paki calling me racist. :rofl:

the nerve of some people, but then again the UK Paki is a sub specie of the human species.

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 11:53 AM
Make it all 5 of you.

rofl, a UK Paki calling me racist. :rofl:

you are just admit it how many times have i read some of your racist comments, then you hide and say your not racist

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 11:54 AM
you are just admit it how many times have i read some of your racist comments, then you hide and say your not racist

How am I racist when I hate on all races?

j_a_l
March 4th, 2009, 11:55 AM
So u can joke around w/ 2 religious figures and say it's not related to religion but the minute someone calls out mohammad, you have a titty attack.

Hmm, interesting.

lol....talk abt hipocrates

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 11:55 AM
So u can joke around w/ 2 religious figures and say it's not related to religion but the minute someone calls out mohammad, you have a titty attack.

Hmm, interesting.



so now madonnas boyfriend and his ex are religious figures???!

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 11:57 AM
so now madonnas boyfriend and his ex are religious figures???!

And Mohamed is the dude who pumps my gas, how is he a religious figure?

j_a_l
March 4th, 2009, 11:57 AM
so now madonnas boyfriend and his ex are religious figures???!

if u just wanted to say madonna...u didn't have to put jesus in their to make sound "funny".....so don't try to cover it up now

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 11:58 AM
How am I racist when I hate on all races?

you just answered your own question

.BestKeptSecret.
March 4th, 2009, 11:59 AM
And I bet Mohammad was in the closet beating off to them.

el oh el

So u can joke around w/ 2 religious figures and say it's not related to religion but the minute someone calls out mohammad, you have a titty attack.

Hmm, interesting.

zing.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:01 PM
if u just wanted to say madonna...u didn't have to put jesus in their to make sound "funny".....so don't try to cover it up now



thats exactly the point...i mentioned it coz it was funny! a guy called jesus having a ex called krishna.

that was the main point of the thread, its about how crazy it is to call urself jesus let alone have a ex called krishna aswel loool

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:02 PM
you just answered your own question

rofl, good one dude/girl.

get your ambiguous head out of your ass once in a while and take a deep breath, maybe that will help calm your sensitive ass nerves from taking RD forums too seriously.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:03 PM
And Mohamed is the dude who pumps my gas, how is he a religious figure?



no joke! i knw a guy cald mohammed who works at my local petrol station :D


n the religious figure fing was in reply to bincy

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:03 PM
thats exactly the point...i mentioned it coz it was funny! a guy called jesus having a ex called krishna.

that was the main point of the thread, its about how crazy it is to call urself jesus let alone have a ex called krishna aswel loool

no joke! i knw a guy cald mohammed who works at my local petrol station :D


n the religious figure fing was in reply to bincy
You're done nigguh, tightly tie that koofi around your neck and end it. :arrow:

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:06 PM
You're done nigguh, tightly tie that koofi around your neck and end it. :arrow:


:ugh:

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:08 PM
rofl, good one dude/girl.

get your ambiguous head out of your ass once in a while and take a deep breath, maybe that will help calm your sensitive ass nerves from being taking RD forums too seriously.

Nah just admit you love to dish out racist slur and hate for the sake of it you probably get a little kick out of it saying it on the net thinking no ones gonna slap you for the Islamphobic comments you come out with, lol then you hide it when confronted by saying you hate on all races like that makes it any better, maybe it was the way you were you were taught, then i probably wouldnt blame you, you know no better.

CryWolf316
March 4th, 2009, 12:09 PM
so now madonnas boyfriend and his ex are religious figures???!

I have nothing against you, but I just had to butt in at this moment. First, if you really were serious about informing the RD about Madonna's bf and his ex, you would have mentioned it in your thread title. However, you chose not to do so, and made a thread using their names specifically. Hence, you intentionally used religious figures to get your point across, and when someone made a sarcactic comment regarding Mohammad, you got butt-hurt. Furthermore, you keep trying to justify yourself by using the suttle loophole that you didn't mean to bring religion in it, but you're helpless since the names of the individuals happen to Krishna and Jesus. I could make a thread titled "Remembering the good old days when Mohammad got his ass handed to him by a Christian." I can be slick and say I was talking about Mohammad Ali losing to Frazier, who happened to be a Christian. Technicality is a bitch, but often gets bitch-slapped, so don't try too hard.

j_a_l
March 4th, 2009, 12:13 PM
thats exactly the point...i mentioned it coz it was funny! a guy called jesus having a ex called krishna.

that was the main point of the thread, its about how crazy it is to call urself jesus let alone have a ex called krishna aswel loool

so if Muhammad sexed a Mary you would find it funny? sum ppl don't find it funny as u do

CryWolf316
March 4th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Dude, it is funny and if you wouldn't try to cover it up it would have been even funnier. The fact that you got all serious when someone mentioned Mohammed is why people are taking shots at you.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:17 PM
I have nothing against you, but I just had to butt in at this moment. First, if you really were serious about informing the RD about Madonna's bf and his ex, you would have mentioned it in your thread title. However, you chose not to do so, and made a thread using their names specifically. Hence, you intentionally used religious figures to get your point across, and when someone made a sarcactic comment regarding Mohammad, you got butt-hurt. Furthermore, you keep trying to justify yourself by using the suttle loophole that you didn't mean to bring religion in it, but you're helpless since the names of the individuals happen to Krishna and Jesus. I could make a thread titled "Remembering the good old days when Mohammad got his ass handed to him by a Christian." I can be slick and say I was talking about Mohammad Ali losing to Frazier, who happened to be a Christian. Technicality is a bitch, but often gets bitch-slapped, so don't try too hard.




I appreciate ur honesty lol

I cudnt give a toss about informing rd'ers abwt madonnas bf. the whole point of the thread was a guy called jesus and a girl calld krishna wer together. Jesus happens to be madonnas bf or woteva.

I clear;y stated in my intro that im talkin abwt madonna bf jesus and his ex brazilian krihsna.

where did I say I'm talkin about the christian jesus and hindu god krishna.

I knew few ppls ass would be burning but lukily.....I DON'T CARE :D


and you could make a thread on woteva dnt bother me loool

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:19 PM
Nah just admit you love to dish out racist slur and hate for the sake of it you probably get a little kick out of it saying it on the net thinking no ones gonna slap you for the Islamphobic comments you come out with, lol then you hide it when confronted by saying you hate on all races like that makes it any better, maybe it was the way you were you were taught, then i probably wouldnt blame you, you know no better.

You are so damn right. I am a racist.

I cant fucking stand UK Paki's, I guess you can call that a race, right?

Every time I see them post, especially the home school hijabis like yourself, I get a erection and start salivating at the mouth to the thought of what I can reply with.

And baby girl, its never a let down.

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me?

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:20 PM
I appreciate ur honesty lol

I cudnt give a toss about informing rd'ers abwt madonnas bf. the whole point of the thread was a guy called jesus and a girl calld krishna wer together. Jesus happens to be madonnas bf or woteva.

I clear;y stated in my intro that im talkin abwt madonna bf jesus and his ex brazilian krihsna.

where did I say I'm talkin about the christian jesus and hindu god krishna.

I knew few ppls ass would be burning but lukily.....I DON'T CARE :D


and you could make a thread on woteva dnt bother me loool

Still when people think of Jesus or Krishna what the 1st thing that comes to mind its religious figures you dont have to be Einstein to work that out. You should realise that even if it was intended for a harmless joke people will still take offence to it.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:20 PM
so if Muhammad sexed a Mary you would find it funny? sum ppl don't find it funny as u do


well if the guys name is mohammed and the girls name mary, you can't lie about it thats their name.

as long as you don't say something like the muslim prohpet mohammed its ok coz your talking about normal people.

CryWolf316
March 4th, 2009, 12:20 PM
I appreciate ur honesty lol

I cudnt give a toss about informing rd'ers abwt madonnas bf. the whole point of the thread was a guy called jesus and a girl calld krishna wer together. Jesus happens to be madonnas bf or woteva.

I clear;y stated in my intro that im talkin abwt madonna bf jesus and his ex brazilian krihsna.

where did I say I'm talkin about the christian jesus and hindu god krishna.

I knew few ppls ass would be burning but lukily.....I DON'T CARE :D


and you could make a thread on woteva dnt bother me loool

lol You're doing it again. Using technicality to your advantage but it's not gonna work man. These RD folks are too smart for that. Just admit it, racist and ethnic jokes are funny. Look at your sig for crying out loud, cuz that ain't gonna help your case either.

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:22 PM
You are so damn right. I am a racist.

I cant fucking stand UK Paki's, I guess you can call that a race, right?

Every time I see them post, especially the home school hijabis like yourself, I get a erection and start salivating at the mouth to the thought of what I can reply with.

And baby girl, its never a let down.

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me?

Im not a girl and atleast your admitting to it, you assume way to much how about you open your mind a little and realise youre no better than a UK Pakistani all people like you can do is moan on the net about UK Pakistanis, quite pathetic really.

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:23 PM
So PakiUK, you're a chick right?

Maybe I can sweep you off your feet and convert you to atheism?

CryWolf316
March 4th, 2009, 12:23 PM
lol why was this moved??? It wasn't THAT serious.

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:23 PM
Im not a girl and atleast your admitting to it, you assume way to much how about you open your mind a little and realise youre no better than a UK Pakistani all people like you can do is moan on the net about UK Pakistanis, quite pathetic really.

Rofl, no way.

Had me fooled! :arrow:

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:24 PM
Dude, it is funny and if you wouldn't try to cover it up it would have been even funnier. The fact that you got all serious when someone mentioned Mohammed is why people are taking shots at you.

loool i didnt get serious I just wanted to get it str8 b4 more people took it religiously but it was too late :(

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:25 PM
Rofl, no way.

Had me fooled! :arrow:

More like you assume too much

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:25 PM
lol why was this moved??? It wasn't THAT serious.


the forces of rd at work lol

j_a_l
March 4th, 2009, 12:26 PM
well if the guys name is mohammed and the girls name mary, you can't lie about it thats their name.

as long as you don't say something like the muslim prohpet mohammed its ok coz your talking about normal people.

ur an ignorant prick dude.....seriously i feel sorry for u

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:27 PM
More like you assume too much

More like you have the personality of a rock.

A fundamentalist rock to be exact. :idea:

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:27 PM
lol You're doing it again. Using technicality to your advantage but it's not gonna work man. These RD folks are too smart for that. Just admit it, racist and ethnic jokes are funny. Look at your sig for crying out loud, cuz that ain't gonna help your case either.


but this wasn't even a joke! its a fact! but yh as i sed i knew ppl will get it twisted and to be honest I needed sum entertainment lool, dats as much as im gna admit :D

so I let a few ppl run with their ideas and get every1 else worked up lol

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:31 PM
ur an ignorant prick dude.....seriously i feel sorry for u


how am i ignorant??? :sarb:

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:32 PM
but this wasn't even a joke! its a fact! but yh as i sed i knew ppl will get it twisted and to be honest I needed sum entertainment lool, dats as much as im gna admit :D

so I let a few ppl run with their ideas and get every1 else worked up lol

Stop back tracking, you little bitch.

I made a comment which I thought was funny as a reply to the OP, hell I know it was funny. You and PakiUK got butt hurt and thats why we are here now.

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:34 PM
More like you have the personality of a rock.

A fundamentalist rock to be exact. :idea:

Theres nothing wrong with being a fundamentalist, dont try and get it mixed with terrorism which you probably have in mind, typical athiest lol.

Religious fundamentalism refers to a "deep and totalistic commitment" to a belief in the infallibility and inerrancy of holy scriptures, absolute ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist

Oh yeah im a fundamentalist to stand up to Islamaphobic scum like you.

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:36 PM
Theres nothing wrong with being a fundamentalist, dont try and get it mixed with terrorism which you probably have in mind, typical athiest lol.

Religious fundamentalism refers to a "deep and totalistic commitment" to a belief in the infallibility and inerrancy of holy scriptures, absolute ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist

Oh yeah im a fundamentalist to stand up to Islamaphobic scum like you.

Don't assume, PakiUK, it makes an ass out of you.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:37 PM
Stop back tracking, you little bitch.

I made a comment which I thought was funny as a reply to the OP, hell I know it was funny. You and PakiUK got butt hurt and thats why we are here now.

lol i fort I got my first irate hindu on my hands so i had 2 put out the spark before it created a fire.

If I fort it was a joke I would have let you role with it. But reading your comments since and the way you gettin all angry and defensive, sum1s butthole is on FIIIIIIRE now. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:39 PM
Don't assume, PakiUK, it makes an ass out of you.

Thanks for the rep much appreciated and im not assuming i know otherwise i wouldnt have said it, its right keep saying your racial slur on the net if it makes you a bigga man i know you wouldnt have the kahoonas to say it someone infront of them.

/

sarkar_jot
March 4th, 2009, 12:39 PM
LoL @ Fista :rofl:

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:44 PM
lol i fort I got my first irate hindu on my hands so i had 2 put out the spark before it created a fire.

If I fort it was a joke I would have let you role with it. But reading your comments since and the way you gettin all angry and defensive, sum1s butthole is on FIIIIIIRE now. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thanks for the rep much appreciated and im not assuming i know otherwise i wouldnt have said it, its right keep saying your racial slur on the net if it makes you a bigga man i know you wouldnt have the kahoonas to say it someone infront of them.

/

So, ummm, have you two exchanged MSN yet?

This is like a match made in heaven guys.

Awwww, even though its a haraam heave.

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:46 PM
So, ummm, have you two exchanged MSN yet?

This is like a match made in heaven guys.

Awwww, even though its a haraam heave.



not yet i been too busy flirting with you

isit working??? u talk hella lot about buttholes so im hoping you know you way around badboy ;)

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:48 PM
So, ummm, have you two exchanged MSN yet?

This is like a match made in heaven guys.

Awwww, even though its a haraam heave.

keep blabbering on your words have no meaning to them

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 12:50 PM
If I fort it was a joke I would have let you role with it. But reading your comments since and the way you gettin all angry and defensive, sum1s butthole is on FIIIIIIRE now. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

not yet i been too busy flirting with you

isit working??? u talk hella lot about buttholes so im hoping you know you way around badboy ;)


Are you fucking retarded? Like seriously? :ugh:

Besides, PakiUK seems like the jealous type.

desi_uk
March 4th, 2009, 12:54 PM
Its desi_uk learn how to read

Bengully
March 4th, 2009, 12:58 PM
aite ppl im gna cl time on the thread

WE ARE NOW CLOSED!!! /

I managed to make it to 3 pages, was hoping for 6 but fista seems to have run out of steam.

but will be much appreciated if you guys can argue amongst urselfves and probs take it to four


COME AGAIN!

RacingSoul
March 4th, 2009, 01:04 PM
aite ppl im gna cl time on the thread

WE ARE NOW CLOSED!!! /

I managed to make it to 3 pages, was hoping for 6 but fista seems to have run out of steam.

but will be much appreciated if you guys can argue amongst urselfves and probs take it to four


COME AGAIN!

closed my jatt ass! I'll post whenever the fuck I want to.

Krishna Siquiera is sexy :yum:

FistaCuffs
March 4th, 2009, 01:22 PM
aite ppl im gna cl time on the thread

WE ARE NOW CLOSED!!! /

I managed to make it to 3 pages, was hoping for 6 but fista seems to have run out of steam.

but will be much appreciated if you guys can argue amongst urselfves and probs take it to four


COME AGAIN!

Unfortuantly I dont want to make random posts saying "fort" "butthole" and :rofl:, all day long like you. Or ramble on with dry and dull posts like PakiUK for that matter.

ravi_2009
March 4th, 2009, 02:42 PM
Did you know profit Mohamed used to tab girls young as 5 years old ... he used molest boys young as 5 years old?
Ha ...
Did you also know that he had three some with Krishna, Jesus, david and soloman

Ha
Stupid!


You Stupid ... did you know Pakistanis raped your country ... your great grandfather was in the pakistan military ... your grandmother was a whore ...

whats up with rape and Islam :rofl:?

:rofl:

ravi_2009
March 4th, 2009, 02:43 PM
noce to meet you bro!:wavey:

C0nvers3_B0y
March 4th, 2009, 03:22 PM
well the original poster is a bangladeshi living in the UK.....i think that just says enough about his lack of intelligence.

CryWolf316
March 4th, 2009, 05:12 PM
Did you know profit Mohamed used to tab girls young as 5 years old ... he used molest boys young as 5 years old?
Ha ...
Did you also know that he had three some with Krishna, Jesus, david and soloman

Ha
Stupid!


You Stupid ... did you know Pakistanis raped your country ... your great grandfather was in the pakistan military ... your grandmother was a whore ...

whats up with rape and Islam :rofl:?

:rofl:

So many things wrong with that sentence, I'm not even gonna try.

thesoldier365
March 4th, 2009, 08:02 PM
there are so many errors and false stuff in the coran and mistakes made by the profit, that i still cant believe ppl follow it...

just amazing just amazing lol

http://www.faithfreedom.org/ may u all wake up

thesoldier365
March 4th, 2009, 08:06 PM
Its desi_uk learn how to read

paki_uk

y dont u spend ur wise time, in trying to earn kudos of $50,000 U.S. dollars ????


all u have to do is click the below link

actually dont click the link..... im so sorry..... dont click the bloody link :rofl:

http://www.faithfreedom.org/the-challenge/

thesoldier365
March 4th, 2009, 08:07 PM
noce to meet you bro!:wavey:

islam is flawed bro, http://www.faithfreedom.org/the-challenge/ :cool:

dayven
March 4th, 2009, 08:09 PM
I knew there was gona be one idiot that took this as a religious attack....sori u twat, i didnt know krishna the brazilian was one of your gods!

and you the biggest idiot to start this thread......

nex_man
March 5th, 2009, 02:56 PM
islam is flawed bro, :cool:


nah it aint mate :)

http://islamreligion.com
http://www.call-to-monotheism.com/