So I had sex with this Sikh girl a few days ago....

[ajaysi]

...maybe she was Hindu Punjabi; her name was Khushwinder Sahai or something. I was at some random desi cultural event for my university....later on, at the after-party...it took 6 hours of drinking, bull shit small talk for her to put out in Satinder's bathroom...are all Sikh girls/Hindu Punjabi girls loose bitches bf or no bf? Cot dam this hairy gorilla needs to shave her back. But fuck man the free pussy comes at a price, lack of personal maintenance and hygiene. I ventured through the thickest of jungles and saw things no man should ever see.

[desi_uk]

will you fuck off someone ban this cunt

[narcissus.echo]

What's the need to point the religion. Show's how much of a ignorant stupid fuck you are.

[zarahomme]

this cun't just taking the piss. No pun intended. Damn, that's another pun(jabi)

[paki_guy786]

will you fuck off someone ban this cunt

werd i agree with you. lame thread

[crazy-in-love]

I hope you get a STD and you die, you cunt for bringing out personal matters like that and the poor girl.

[21cent]

...maybe she was Hindu Punjabi; her name was Khushwinder Sahai or something. I was at some random desi cultural event for my university....later on, at the after-party...it took 6 hours of drinking, bull shit small talk for her to put out in Satinder's bathroom...are all Sikh girls/Hindu Punjabi girls loose bitches bf or no bf? Cot dam this hairy gorilla needs to shave her back. But fuck man the free pussy comes at a price, lack of personal maintenance and hygiene. I ventured through the thickest of jungles and saw things no man should ever see.

was it a upgrade over your first lay? becuase she was eww

[gooberloo]

educational thread

[americanmohit]

did you copy/paste this statements from santabanta.com

[jumpn jza]

:rofl:

[crazy-in-love]

did you copy/paste this statements from santabanta.com
LOL at you reading Santababa.com

LMAO
oh man

[ozryel]

......

[ajaysi]

jizz in my pants

[21cent]

Without a doubt man, my first lay was a 19 yr old Spanish girl from Madrid -- complete opposite of the Sikh girl in terms of hygiene, class, sexual intimacy, etc. European (nordic & mediterranen) girls are great partners, sexually and emotionally in a relationship. I had to break up with the Spanish girl because it became a long-distance relationship, which never works out.
what happened to the new york meet paki one?

[ajaysi]

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[ajaysi]

what happened to the new york meet paki one?

????

[21cent]

????

that dark skin paki girl

[T.Dimera]

lets hope you used a rubber

[undercova_luva]

I take it ajaysi's brahmin sis has eloped with her Sikh boyfriend? Hence the spam hate against Sikhs :sarb:

[**bambina**]

Good for you. Innit.

[London_Man]

gwan rude boi :salut:

[di vinci]

i had shexy time with london man u dont see I making a song and dance about it

[London_Man]

i had shexy time with london man u dont see I making a song and dance about it

look yeah, i was drunk. never again :no:

[di vinci]

look yeah, i was drunk. never again :no:

shut the fuck u u stupid biatch. dfid i ask u too talk.. now walk off home. i ding dong u later.. jeeez .. some effing ppl :cool:

[London_Man]

shut the fuck u u stupid biatch. dfid i ask u too talk.. now walk off home. i ding dong u later.. jeeez .. some effing ppl :cool:

oh shut up u tart :hand:

[di vinci]

oh shut up u tart :hand:

watever.. i bust on u again if ya dont shush u mouf.

[London_Man]

watever.. i bust on u again if ya dont shush u mouf.

the only thing ur busting is your face, after i slap u up a couple times. :cool:

[desi_uk]

you 2 get a room a london wannabee gangsta and a sheep shagger what more do we need

[di vinci]

the only thing ur busting is your face, after i slap u up a couple times. :cool:

lol. i been hinting at u all night too do that.. u kinky shite;)

[di vinci]

you 2 get a room a london wannabee gangsta and a sheep shagger what more do we need

isnt al-qeada calling u?

[desi_uk]

isnt al-qeada calling u?

yeah they saying we need to eliminate all sheep shaggers you better run biatch

[KashytheCableMan]

That ending sounds familiar... use some fucking citations if you are going to copy and paste my material.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=288359&highlight=ventured

1. http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=11429973&postcount=4
2. http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=11429984&postcount=9

[London_Man]

you 2 get a room a london wannabee gangsta and a sheep shagger what more do we need

wanna be? come down south... then we see who wanna be u penchorda :wavey:

[longjohnsilver]

http://celebs.brawl-hall.com/data/media441531/140/nude.gif

[desi_uk]

wanna be? come down south... then we see who wanna be u penchorda :wavey:

your all southern fairies come up north biatch and we will show you real thugs we'll just drop you off in BNP stronghold they will give you a good seeing to and you'll be shouting im not a paki im not a paki :rofl:

[zarahomme]

your all southern fairies come up north biatch and we will show you real thugs we'll just drop you off in BNP stronghold they will give you a good seeing to and you'll be shouting im not a paki im not a paki :rofl:

But, I am Indian Sir.

[desi_uk]

But, I am Indian Sir.

huh?

[London_Man]

your all southern fairies come up north biatch and we will show you real thugs we'll just drop you off in BNP stronghold they will give you a good seeing to and you'll be shouting im not a paki im not a paki :rofl:

but i'm not a paki? i know how these bnp's work... i'll probably end up going down the pub with them, drink a couple pints (proving i aint one of them muslim things) and then we'll go out for a night of paki bashin :D

and oh yeah, trust u northern fucks to get the bnp to beat us up... cant do it yourself can ya? bunch of fagz, mate.

[desi_uk]

but i'm not a paki? i know how these bnp's work... i'll probably end up going down the pub with them, drink a couple pints (proving i aint one of them muslim things) and then we'll go out for a night of paki bashin :D

and oh yeah, trust u northern fucks to get the bnp to beat us up... cant do it yourself can ya? bunch of fagz, mate.

Nah thats where your wrong bnp dont give a fuk they wouldnt care if your not a paki we all look the same so they will give you a beating just as they would to a paki ya'll still eat curry's like pakis and look like pakis aint no difference to them.

Lol come one you know very well what the durrty north is like liverpool, manchester etc you aint got no chance mate

[London_Man]

Nah thats where your wrong bnp dont give a fuk they wouldnt care if your not a paki we all look the same so they will give you a beating just as they would to a paki ya'll still eat curry's like pakis and look like pakis aint no difference to them.

Lol come one you know very well what the durrty north is like liverpool, manchester etc you aint got no chance mate

bruv bruv bruv, dont talk to me about bnp. where i live we have the bnp headquaters just around the corner, i know how they do their ting ya know?!?!

took a couple weeks off, get my stress prob solved,
got back to london.... bare feds on road :neutral:

[desi_uk]

bruv bruv bruv, dont talk to me about bnp. where i live we have the bnp headquaters just around the corner, i know how they do their ting ya know?!?!

took a couple weeks off, get my stress prob solved,
got back to london.... bare feds on road :neutral:

where you from in London

[London_Man]

where you from in London

south east.

and where are u from exactly? :squint:

[desi_uk]

south east.

and where are u from exactly? :squint:

Burnley where the little pakiz play all day

[London_Man]

Burnley where the little pakiz play all day

ooohhh, i heard a lot about u pakiz in burnley. one of my boys from down here says his cousins up there are like wild animals :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[desi_uk]

ooohhh, i heard a lot about u pakiz in burnley. one of my boys from down here says his cousins up there are like wild animals :rofl::rofl::rofl:

nah were just as civilised as you southerners lol

[London_Man]

nah were just as civilised as you southerners lol

i dont believe that for one second. u guys are like us but ten times worse.

i hear mandem be rolling in brand new beamers and ting but they be living in a three bedroom house with ten brothers and sisters :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[desi_uk]

i dont believe that for one second. u guys are like us but ten times worse.

i hear mandem be rolling in brand new beamers and ting but they be living in a three bedroom house with ten brothers and sisters :rofl::rofl::rofl:

lol thats funny obviously thats made up your prob talking about Nelson the next town up :rofl:

[London_Man]

lol thats funny obviously thats made up your prob talking about Nelson the next town up :rofl:

i be talkin bout up north pakiz in general u get me bruv.

its all good... we're all on the paper chase a the end of the day.

[desi_uk]

i be talkin bout up north pakiz in general u get me bruv.

its all good... we're all on the paper chase a the end of the day.

i took that quote for my sig it was hilarious your not far from the truth lol

[London_Man]

i took that quote for my sig it was hilarious your not far from the truth lol

LOL ur smashin it!

i know its the truth... when i was 15 i went to bradford with my paki mates yeah... we met up with some next pakiz, had a smoke, went for a cruise, standard asian rude boy flexes... and when one of the bradford pakiz found out i wasnt a paki but actually a hindu... he was gonna beat me up :neutral:

lucky for me, my pakiz are real and they told them up north pakiz i am cool :cool:

[desi_uk]

LOL ur smashin it!

i know its the truth... when i was 15 i went to bradford with my paki mates yeah... we met up with some next pakiz, had a smoke, went for a cruise, standard asian rude boy flexes... and when one of the bradford pakiz found out i wasnt a paki but actually a hindu... he was gonna beat me up :neutral:

lucky for me, my pakiz are real and they told them up north pakiz i am cool :cool:

haha your funny as fook is that for realz to tell you the truth ive only had a few hindu mates but ive always been cool with them but i know how pakiz can go on one sometimes ecspecially the grimey pakis with northern accents bare earings, tatoos and tink dey all gangsta smoking weed everyday and slappin their white chavy julie after a piss up :rofl:

[vsaigal]

fucking grow up you bunch of retards.

[London_Man]

haha your funny as fook is that for realz to tell you the truth ive only had a few hindu mates but ive always been cool with them but i know how pakiz can go on one sometimes ecspecially the grimey pakis with northern accents bare earings, tatoos and tink dey all gangsta smoking weed everyday and slappin their white chavy julie after a piss up :rofl:

my pakiz in london are grimey but they always talkin about the up north pakiz saying they are ten times worse then us man down here. they moving big apparently :neutral:

[desi_uk]

my pakiz in london are grimey but they always talkin about the up north pakiz saying they are ten times worse then us man down here. they moving big apparently :neutral:

well it is crazier up north what do you mean they moving big as in drugs

[London_Man]

well it is crazier up north what do you mean they moving big as in drugs

yep, they got the drug game on lock.

[desi_uk]

yep, they got the drug game on lock.

i heard londoners had it on lock theres too many dealers up here little skinny pakis shottin in their flash beamers lol

[London_Man]

i heard londoners had it on lock theres too many dealers up here little skinny pakis shottin in their flash beamers lol

you cant compare london to up north sides.

over here its a lot harder to move around and not get spotted.

[desi_uk]

you cant compare london to up north sides.

over here its a lot harder to move around and not get spotted.

Yeah theres bare cameras plus its London so its gonna be on lock down, Burnley is the capital of drugs in the North West and the headquarters for BNP hooray :neutral:

[London_Man]

Yeah theres bare cameras plus its London so its gonna be on lock down, Burnley is the capital of drugs in the North West and the headquarters for BNP hooray :neutral:

hook me up with some cheap skunk? and i mean proper skunk... not the shit thats been contaminated by glue or sugar :squint:

[desi_uk]

hook me up with some cheap skunk? and i mean proper skunk... not the shit thats been contaminated by glue or sugar :squint:

its the same here bruv you can get blueberry but thats probably been sprayed with air freshner

[London_Man]

its the same here bruv you can get blueberry but thats probably been sprayed with air freshner

thats fucked up man, we never get clean dutch food anymore.

even when we buy 'clean' food... the buds are looking nice and peng but the dust is some mad dark coloured shit :no:

[desi_uk]

thats fucked up man, we never get clean dutch food anymore.

even when we buy 'clean' food... the buds are looking nice and peng but the dust is some mad dark coloured shit :no:

we used to get some heavy stuff we still do sometimes but it sells like hot cakes when skunk first got introduced the peng was pukka but the deals get worse by the day and you get like 3 spliffs for a 20 quid they skank the fuck out of ya plus it tastes like pubes not that ive ever tasted pubes but im sure they would taste like the shit you get here

[London_Man]

we used to get some heavy stuff we still do sometimes but it sells like hot cakes when skunk first got introduced the peng was pukka but the deals get worse by the day and you get like 3 spliffs for a 20 quid they skank the fuck out of ya plus it tastes like pubes not that ive ever tasted pubes but im sure they would taste like the shit you get here

yeah thats what happeneds, when people finally get proper peng which is light and fluffy, they want to make as much money as they can. they know people will fiend out for it. hence 2g 8balls :neutral: