Sikh/Sardar Jokes

[ajaysi]

Okay, I find the Sik people to be fanatical turbanators with little or no competence/intelligence. I must give props to the Sikh women for being an easy lay and giving those AMAZING blowjobs at 4 am, when Pinky Kaur is drunk off her Sik little ass.

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[DasJa]

Ban. end it.

[ajaysi]

SARDARJI CALLS AIR INDIA, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FLY TO AMRITSAR ?
JUST A SEC. SAYS THE REP.
THANK YOU. SAYS THE SARDARJI AND HANGS UP. (HE THOUGHT THAT IT TAKES ONLY ONE SEC TO FLY TO AMRITSAR.)

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There was a Sardar and his name was

' SANTA SINGH NANGA '.

Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.

Once in a friend's Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying

"Meet my old friend SANTA SINGH NANGA ", and the whole party burst into laughter..

Santa could not take it any more and decided to legally change his name. He went to the court and appealed to the judge:

Sardar: "Judge saab, mera naa sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naa badalna hai"

Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naa dasso..(bolo)"

Sardar: "Mera naa hai "SANTA SINGH NANGA"

Judge saab also starts laughing..

Judge : " Koi gal nahi.Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh batawo Tuhanu keda nava naa chahida hai ?"

Sardar (After thinking for a while): "Banta Singh Nanga "

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SARDAR : Saala, Kal raat English picture ki CD dekhi, usme Na kuch dikha na koi awaz suni,
FRIEND : Movie ka naam kya tha.?
SARDAR:
"DISC EMPTY"


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Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai


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Santa heard his son reciting his homework:
"Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch...`" "Shut up !" shouted furoius Santa. "Watch your language! You`re not allowed to use the swearwords".

"But, Dad," replied the boy, "that`s what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."

Next day Santa went right into the classroom to complain.
"Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That`s not what I taught them.


They`re supposed to say,

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`Two plus two, the sum of which is four.` "



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There was a Sardar and his name was

' SANTA SINGH NANGA '.

Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.

Once in a friend's Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying

"Meet my old friend SANTA SINGH NANGA ", and the whole party burst into laughter..

Santa could not take it any more and decided to legally change his name. He went to the court and appealed to the judge:

Sardar: "Judge saab, mera naa sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naa badalna hai"

Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naa dasso..(bolo)"

Sardar: "Mera naa hai "SANTA SINGH NANGA"

Judge saab also starts laughing..

Judge : " Koi gal nahi.Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh batawo Tuhanu keda nava naa chahida hai ?"

Sardar (After thinking for a while): "Banta Singh Nanga "

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A sardar wins the Texas lottery.

He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our sardar says, “I want my $20 million now.”

The man replies, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The sardar replies, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now.”

Again, the man repeats the explanation. The sardar, now furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!”

[RacingSoul]

what? :-s

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[Kslay88]

they aren't funny.

[the love doc]

Okay, I find the Sik people to be fanatical turbanators with little or no competence/intelligence. I must give props to the Sikh women for being an easy lay and giving those AMAZING blowjobs at 4 am, when Pinky Kaur is drunk off her Sik little ass.

http://meicy.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/222-790318.jpg


http://z.hubpages.com/u/322967_f520.jpg


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why dont you come see me
and see what happens to you ugly face??

[the love doc]

nigggga is mad gay

[pakilicious911]

wheres the joke part?

[ajaysi]

A gorilla-looking Sik girl, Pinky Kaur (*ApNi_PhUdi*)


You are the most hideous creature on here. Most of the girls here have masculine features or body hair so I will be retiring after today. I see potential in your face I just hope you don't lose the battle to complacency and carbohydrates once you settle down with your ratedesi lover. Just because he loves you for who you are and coconut oils your hair or whatever it is that you do.

[undercova_luva]

I take it ajaysi sis ran off with a sikh dude and he is taking out net nerd revenage with anti-sikh jokes and racism :rofl:

[jay2008]

thats not remotely funny.

what do you call a singh on a tight rope?

balansingh :rofl:

[London_Man]

thats not remotely funny.

what do you call a singh on a tight rope?

balansingh :rofl:

what do u call a paki between two houses?

Ali

[Pandora]

they aren't funny.

I know right, they are as old and lame as yo momma jokes.

[London_Man]

I know right, they are as old and lame as yo momma jokes.

yo momma so dumb... she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself :neutral:

[jay2008]

what do u call a paki between two houses?

Ali

:rofl:

what do you call a sikh on vacation?

relaxsingh

[London_Man]

:rofl:

what do you call a sikh on vacation?

relaxsingh

an english man, a paki and a african are in a pub the paki downs his pint throws his glass in the air shoots it and says "i’ve got so much money i don’t need to drink from the same glass twice" the african dude downs his pint throws his glass in the air grabs the gun and shoots the glass he says" there’s so much sand in my country i don’t need to drink from the same glass twice" the english dude downs his drink slams the glass on the table grabs the gun and shoots the paki and the african and says " there’s so many paki’s and africans in my country that i don’t need to drink with the same ones twice"

[Pandora]

yo momma so dumb... she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself :neutral:

yo momma so fat she jumped so high and got stuck.

that's the only one I remember.

[London_Man]

yo momma so fat she jumped so high and got stuck.

that's the only one I remember.

yo momma so fat, when i was in bed with her, i rolled over twice and i was still on the fat bitch :neutral:

[Pandora]

yo momma so fat, when i was in bed with her, i rolled over twice and i was still on the fat bitch :neutral:

BAM.