jesus vs moses

[insane_]

who would win?

[graphicDESIgner]

Where are they fighting?

[xogirlie girlxo]

Well Moses can talk to God directly so iono. . . .:think:

[C0nvers3_B0y]

Moses parted the sea, jesus walked on the sea

so if jesus would come on the sea
Moses would part it

and them boom; jesus dies

and then comes back in like 2days

so yea moses wins

[xogirlie girlxo]

Moses parted the sea, jesus walked on the sea

so if jesus would come on the sea
Moses would part it

and them boom; jesus dies

and then comes back in like 2days

so yea moses wins

Good point good point

[graphicDESIgner]

Well Moses can talk to God directly so iono. . . .:think:

But Jesus IS God...

And did Moses talk to God, or did God just talk to him? 'Cause I seen a guy on a city bus that could do the latter.

[insane_]

But Jesus IS God...

And did Moses talk to God, or did God just talk to him? 'Cause I seen a guy on a city bus that could do the latter.

no hes not God, some brainwashed christians believe that though

[graphicDESIgner]

Moses parted the sea, jesus walked on the sea

so if jesus would come on the sea
Moses would part it

and them boom; jesus dies

and then comes back in like 2days

so yea moses wins

If Jesus comes back, how is that a victory for Moses?

[insane_]

Where are they fighting?

hmm.. that hasn't been determined yet

[xogirlie girlxo]

But Jesus IS God...

And did Moses talk to God, or did God just talk to him? 'Cause I seen a guy on a city bus that could do the latter.

Well ppl differ on wether Jesus is a god or man, gods dont die

Plus Moses talked TO god so like yeah Moses wins hands down sorry

[graphicDESIgner]

no hes not God, some brainwashed christians believe that though

But if we're not going by the Bible on this one, there are no miracles, and it's just two ancient Jews kicking the shit out of each other.

[AX Model]

lol

[graphicDESIgner]

hmm.. that hasn't been determined yet

Cage match!

[graphicDESIgner]

like rd needed another ****** on this forum.

where are all the hot bitches atttttt

Hiding from you. Oh snap!

[insane_]

http://www.funny-potato.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jesus.jpg http://www.maryprattparker.com/images/paintings/moses.jpg

[xogirlie girlxo]

Oh and yeah, you cant beat those 10 commandments!

[insane_]

http://www.lavistachurchofchrist.org/images/Jesus.gif

i want jesus hair

[Sacha-Sauda]

IMAM HUSAYN FTW

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/intro/images/imam-husayn-image03.jpg

[xogirlie girlxo]

I want a Jesus beard!

[j_a_l]

lets add Abraham and Adam to the mix and have a battle royale:cheers:

[xogirlie girlxo]

lets add Abraham and Adam to the mix and have a battle royale:cheers:

This is what I will name my sons.

[C0nvers3_B0y]

This is what I will name my sons.
what if u have daughter's; god why do u hate women !

[xogirlie girlxo]

what if u have daugther's; god why do u hate women !

I will name my daughter Maysoon.

[insane_]

http://z.about.com/d/atheism/1/0/b/e/NoahDoveReturns.jpg

Noah makes an appearance

[C0nvers3_B0y]

I will name my daughter Maysoon.
why not fatima ?

[jumpn jza]

Moses ftw, the biblical Jesus might turn the other cheek, play dead and get beat down.

[xogirlie girlxo]

why not fatima ?

I like Maysoon better, and Maryam/Marina/Mary/Maria

[Siddy3242]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/mxmsky/JesusHalo.jpg

bang bang

[j_a_l]

This is what I will name my sons.

Adam is becoming a popular name now....i know 3 baby boys born last year who have this name....i wanna name my son Ibrahim too...i luv the name

[j_a_l]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/mxmsky/JesusHalo.jpg

bang bang


lol at Jesus doing CQC
Jesus would pwn Moses...resurrect him and pwn him again

[xogirlie girlxo]

Adam is becoming a popular name now....i know 3 baby boys born last year who have this name....i wanna name my son Ibrahim too...i luv the name

Yeah I also know someone who names their newborn Adam
I even know of someone who names their son Ibrahim
But I dont care

[graphicDESIgner]

http://www.justtotheleft.com/uploaded_images/battle-pope-20060411030107472-754972.jpg

[zai_alam]

Adam is becoming a popular name now....i know 3 baby boys born last year who have this name....i wanna name my son Ibrahim too...i luv the name

my nephews name is ibrahim. it's a nice name.

but out of all the prophets, suleman would beat the shit out of everyone. he's bad ass :werd:

[Z4K5T4R]

You lot are morons and pathetic. Absolutely disgusting to be talking of prophets in such manner! Idiots.

[C0nvers3_B0y]

You lot are morons and pathetic. Absolutely disgusting to be talking of prophets in such manner! Idiots.
http://fatpenguinblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/jesus.jpg

[graphicDESIgner]

http://fatpenguinblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/jesus.jpg

You wouldn't be happy either if you got strung up and nailed to a wooden 't'.

Or maybe you would.

Masochist. :naughty:

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

No one

[y0 m0mma]

IMAM HUSAYN FTW

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/intro/images/imam-husayn-image03.jpg

No Shias allowed. :arrow:

[y0 m0mma]

By the way, Jesus can get resurrected and Moses lived the longest?

Muhammad [S] wins. Fatality.

[insane_]

No Shias allowed. :arrow:

tru dat

[southystyle]

whoever wins, it will be because Allah wills it.

[RacingSoul]

are you fucking serious? Vishnu will PWN every ass with every single hand of his, s0n.


http://www.devotionalsongs.com/vishnu.jpg

[y0 m0mma]

Wtf I thought that fag only had 7 faces or some sh*t. Now he has like 19?

[southystyle]

are you fucking serious? Vishnu will PWN every ass with every single hand of his, s0n.


damn, he's got some cool tats

[RacingSoul]

Wtf I thought that fag only had 7 faces or some sh*t. Now he has like 19?

yeah. Allah lent him some.

[y0 m0mma]

yeah. Allah lent him some.

Tsk tsk you going to hell bad boyyy.

[RacingSoul]

Tsk tsk you going to hell bad boyyy.

No.

Hell's coming to me and I'll throw a 70s Saturday Night Fever style ball for all my friends of logic and reason.

[y0 m0mma]

No.

Hell's coming to me and I'll throw a 70s Saturday Night Fever style ball for all my friends of logic and reason.

You know, if you just become a following Muslim, you can get 70 wives in heaven. 70 yaar 70. Fuck Vishnu and his 300 faces.

[RacingSoul]

You know, if you just become a following Muslim, you can get 70 wives in heaven. 70 yaar 70. Fuck Vishnu and his 300 faces.

OMG! FO' REALZZZZZ?!!!

is Allah some pimp? :sarb:

[RacingSoul]

You lot are morons and pathetic. Absolutely disgusting to be talking of prophets in such manner! Idiots.

oh the mullah has come alive again! :nervious:

[RacingSoul]

i would say something but i won't

I don't give a shit. :arrow:

[y0 m0mma]

OMG! FO' REALZZZZZ?!!!

is Allah some pimp? :sarb:

Yeh DUDE 0ne pimp for all of them 70 b*tchess y0.

Naw dawg naww.

[y0 m0mma]

I don't give a shit. :arrow:

0h course you don't. Y'all pray to it like everyday.

[RacingSoul]

Yeh DUDE 0ne pimp for all of them 70 b*tchess y0.

Naw dawg naww.

aww what happened? I thought we had something common going there...damn Allah cockblocked me.

0h course you don't. Y'all pray to it like everyday.

yeah..dem durtyy hinjewsss..infidels! :ugh:

[y0 m0mma]

aww what happened? I thought we had something common going there...damn Allah cockblocked me.

Don't compare yo' shining self to Allah mann.

yeah..dem durtyy hinjewsss..infidels! :ugh:

I knoww mann. Next thing you know..they be prayin' to them pigzz.

[FistaCuffs]

I knoww mann. Next thing you know..they be prayin' to them pigzz.

Only if its you. :love:

[graphicDESIgner]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/SushilR1/RD/OMG.jpg

[y0 m0mma]

Only if its you. :love:

Aww somebody else has got a crush on me aww.



Bow down to me everybodies.

[insane_]

are you fucking serious? Vishnu will PWN every ass with every single hand of his, s0n.


http://www.devotionalsongs.com/vishnu.jpg




instant disqualification

[BlazinDj]

i got my money on rick james.

[seema_da_jatti]

Well Moses can talk to God directly so iono. . . .:think:
Jeus was an only son...He basically has his Bhappu eating out of his hand.

[Anil]

Isa bin Allah.

/thread

[sweetest_sin]

Krishna ftw.

[Siddy3242]

Jesus hands down

if there are any doubts to God's preference

Matthew 3:17 : "And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."



Moses was timid(you could say somewhat of a coward) as is evidenced from verses throughout the exodus, and needed a mouthpiece aka Aaron



*sigh* crazy bible minor :no:

[jumpn jza]

Isa bin Allah.

/thread

Isn't that supposed to be blasphemy for you? Aren't the Mohammadens a bunch of heretics in your eyes?

[jumpn jza]

Jesus hands down

if there are any doubts to God's preference

Matthew 3:17 : "And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."



Moses was timid(you could say somewhat of a coward) as is evidenced from verses throughout the exodus, and needed a mouthpiece aka Aaron



*sigh* crazy bible minor :no:

I disagree, Moses was a total badass and he'd smash Jesus in a fight.

Jesus is supposed to be God which means he could have pulled out an AK47 and raised mayhem, the Roman imperialists would have left the holy land and the Hebrews would have their independance. But no, he didn't want to use his superpowers and decided to turn the other cheek instead.

On the other hand, Moses was a mere mortal and he had some ill shit on his rap sheet, son. When he was young, he murdered an overseer for mistreating a slave. He then went on to challenge an empire and free his people.

Jesus has the potential to be beat Moses, but he doesn't use his powers. Therefore Moses would win.

[London_Man]

krishna would murk them both :hand:

[RacingSoul]

Vishnu...he can bitchslap both jesus and moses repeatedly with his gazillion arms AND finger their respective wives at the same time.


http://burningbosom.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/enlight-vishnu.jpg

[RacingSoul]

what the fuck?! I've posted in this thread before, and the same shit.

FAIL!

[London_Man]

Vishnu...he can bitchslap both jesus and moses repeatedly with his gazillion arms AND finger their respective wives at the same time.


http://burningbosom.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/enlight-vishnu.jpg

havnt you seen that porno with that latino bitch? she pretends to be shiva or vishnu. her hands her well busy.

man she is fit. whats her name? fuck sake. cant remember.

[RacingSoul]

havnt you seen that porno with that latino bitch? she pretends to be shiva or vishnu. her hands her well busy.

man she is fit. whats her name? fuck sake. cant remember.

Never seen it. Link me.

[London_Man]

Never seen it. Link me.

man, its buggin me. i cant remember her name. i will link later... cant do it now as i am at work.

remind me later.

[sweetest_sin]

what the fuck?! I've posted in this thread before, and the same shit.

FAIL!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Gladiator]

Moses was a Jew.

Automatic disqualification.

Jesus wins by default.







/Brit Pakis.

[hidden_bum]

hesus

[jumpn jza]

I see what you're doing, insane and I commend you for it.