Cobra plc

[zuiwaziri]

Anyone ever worked for this company. Be it in its many forms of small marketing companies and different campaigns.

If u have then let me kno. It wud be fun to compare stories.

I just left the company after almost a year, after a constant battle of career over life. Learned aot about life frm tht place, both gud n bad, and also lost a heck of a lot due to it.

Cobra ppl lets chat!!!

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

No.

[Arshy]

I think my young brother may have worked for them in the past on a part time basis.

If i'm not wrong they even expect you to pay your own expenses when you are out selling for them.

[zuiwaziri]

I think my young brother may have worked for them in the past on a part time basis.

If i'm not wrong they even expect you to pay your own expenses when you are out selling for them.
Yup thts the one. Pure Commission with yes a gud idea in theory, but practically its made out to be tooo hard to acheive!!

[di vinci]

nope.. what were u selling?

[harvey_mayway]

door knocker

[zuiwaziri]

door knocker
Did events too actually :p

[amirkhan]

juice ferrari! worked for some dude named somtee when he was on broaders. C.R.E.A.M baby

[zuiwaziri]

juice ferrari! worked for some dude named somtee when he was on broaders. C.R.E.A.M baby
FUCK OFF!!!! I was in tht office too!! U did charitites right!!

I will admit Somtee was a funny geezer. Wen did u work there. U never kno we mite have met?

[amirkhan]

FUCK OFF!!!! I was in tht office too!! U did charitites right!!

I will admit Somtee was a funny geezer. Wen did u work there. U never kno we mite have met?

fuck yeh !! its been like 2 years since i worked there now, bossmans 1st gen. who was your leader?
Did you work at the New St office??

[zuiwaziri]

fuck yeh !! its been like 2 years since i worked there now, bossmans 1st gen. who was your leader?
Did you work at the New St office??
I was actually in Irrams office..... W.I.T... they moved to New st with Somtee!!

I knew all the FDL guys, Chris Cox, Bazir, Obi, etc etc...

My leader was tht fat bastard cunt Ali Kaleem..... Irrams brother..... Hmmm wonder why he was the only person to get promoted?? I left after gettin a complaint over BS n moved to Sukhi's office to do talktalk!!! I left there wen i jus lost my motivation for tht bs.

Really opened my eyes, but unfortunately too late, lost alot of personal things due to tht place. Wish i cud go back n quit b4 i lost everythin!!!

[amirkhan]

I was actually in Irrams office..... W.I.T... they moved to New st with Somtee!!

I knew all the FDL guys, Chris Cox, Bazir, Obi, etc etc...

My leader was tht fat bastard cunt Ali Kaleem..... Irrams brother..... Hmmm wonder why he was the only person to get promoted?? I left after gettin a complaint over BS n moved to Sukhi's office to do talktalk!!! I left there wen i jus lost my motivation for tht bs.

Really opened my eyes, but unfortunately too late, lost alot of personal things due to tht place. Wish i cud go back n quit b4 i lost everythin!!!

rofl me timbre! has Obi 1 kanobi got to leadership yet? he used to call me a "katoon karakta" bless his heart.
how many offices has somti got under him now? i was there when he had just 2 assistant owners, bossman and that basil faulty geeza

[zuiwaziri]

rofl me timbre! has Obi 1 kanobi got to leadership yet? he used to call me a "katoon karakta" bless his heart.
how many offices has somti got under him now? i was there when he had just 2 assistant owners, bossman and that basil faulty geeza
Dude!! Obi has an office in Gloucester now!!! (well he is Somtee's cuzin so no suprise on tht) lol.

I think he has 3 now.... Bossman, Obi, and Susie. That place was a joke i gotta say!!! Wen ur in there ur brainwashed into thinking tht u can actually do it etc etc. I took time to realise tht, but thanks God i got out while i cud!! LOL

[amirkhan]

Dude!! Obi has an office in Gloucester now!!! (well he is Somtee's cuzin so no suprise on tht) lol.

I think he has 3 now.... Bossman, Obi, and Susie. That place was a joke i gotta say!!! Wen ur in there ur brainwashed into thinking tht u can actually do it etc etc. I took time to realise tht, but thanks God i got out while i cud!! LOL

Obi and Somtee are brothers lol but either way the guy worked his fekkin ass off. and boozi susie has a blady office?! i taught her everything she knows damnit ! :P
btw did you come across taj ??

[zuiwaziri]

Obi and Somtee are brothers lol but either way the guy worked his fekkin ass off. and boozi susie has a blady office?! i taught her everything she knows damnit ! :P
btw did you come across taj ??
I heard cuzins, but brothers...same things really. Yeah Susie got a office. That woman always wearing thick red lipstick, its funny man. Her office is in Coventry.

Nah dont kno anyone called Taj. Were u there wen Irram Kaleem opened her office in Somtee's office?? WIT, they did NPower. Just wondering if u interacted with anyone frm tht office??

[amirkhan]

I heard cuzins, but brothers...same things really. Yeah Susie got a office. That woman always wearing thick red lipstick, its funny man. Her office is in Coventry.

Nah dont kno anyone called Taj. Were u there wen Irram Kaleem opened her office in Somtee's office?? WIT, they did NPower. Just wondering if u interacted with anyone frm tht office??

nah Irram was well after my time there. NPower wasn't even introduced to the office in my short time there, i started the same time as Susie's leader did, donkeys years ago.
i interacted with anyone from summer 2005 to early 2007, so i was tite with anyone in that period. By the way how far up the promotional ladder did you get?

[harvey_mayway]

how would i get a job with one of these places.

[zuiwaziri]

how would i get a job with one of these places.
Tell them ur name n fone number.... Bingo u hav a job!!! Everyone gets hired :no:

[zuiwaziri]

nah Irram was well after my time there. NPower wasn't even introduced to the office in my short time there, i started the same time as Susie's leader did, donkeys years ago.
i interacted with anyone from summer 2005 to early 2007, so i was tite with anyone in that period. By the way how far up the promotional ladder did you get?
I got to Crew Leader with a crew of 11. I hated tht i wasted so much time training those ppl, n then they did 1. Pissed me rite off. I ended up quiting over office politics n personal issues.

So glad i did, wish i had quit ages b4 i did.

[di vinci]

I got to Crew Leader with a crew of 11. I hated tht i wasted so much time training those ppl, n then they did 1. Pissed me rite off. I ended up quiting over office politics n personal issues.

So glad i did, wish i had quit ages b4 i did.
it couldnt have been that bad

[amirkhan]

I got to Crew Leader with a crew of 11. I hated tht i wasted so much time training those ppl, n then they did 1. Pissed me rite off. I ended up quiting over office politics n personal issues.

So glad i did, wish i had quit ages b4 i did.

jeez man, a crew of 11 is some serious tingzzzz ! i was at crew leadership and i left 3 1st gens, 2 second gens and i felt like i was neglecting my own children lol hard fookin times ehh.. oh and 2 of them were PR's

[zuiwaziri]

jeez man, a crew of 11 is some serious tingzzzz ! i was at crew leadership and i left 3 1st gens, 2 second gens and i felt like i was neglecting my own children lol hard fookin times ehh.. oh and 2 of them were PR's
I wasnt too good with obs. Hated the idea cuz i jus wanted to concentrate on makin money. Wen i had a new guy in the office training n building there "mentality" (brainwashing them) i was good!! lol.

Things just got too hard, trying to juggle personal life with a never ending work like. Lets face it..... long hrs and wen u go home u cant stop thinkin about the job. I lost my gf over the company cuz i cudnt give her anytime and tht really made me lose my "attitude". Cudnt sell after tht so i quit!!

[amirkhan]

I wasnt too good with obs. Hated the idea cuz i jus wanted to concentrate on makin money. Wen i had a new guy in the office training n building there "mentality" (brainwashing them) i was good!! lol.

Things just got too hard, trying to juggle personal life with a never ending work like. Lets face it..... long hrs and wen u go home u cant stop thinkin about the job. I lost my gf over the company cuz i cudnt give her anytime and tht really made me lose my "attitude". Cudnt sell after tht so i quit!!

yeh i feel you on that one ! 9am-10pm 5 days a week isn't a joke, any social life i had was within the office, but most people who make it to ownership see it as investing time and money towards their own office. By the way there were people who just wanted to concentrate on just making money they just stuck to being a feild rep.

[harvey_mayway]

Tell them ur name n fone number.... Bingo u hav a job!!! Everyone gets hired :no:


can i work on a saturday, sunday..

cause i have a full time job

[harvey_mayway]

im looking for a job in direct sales and marketing with one of these companies,

can someone provide me with a compnay name, address in london.

[*innocent angel*]

I worked for Cobra in manchester selling Npower!! :no:

Did you go to the rally in Notts?

[zuiwaziri]

I worked for Cobra in manchester selling Npower!! :no:

Did you go to the rally in Notts?
Darren Dunn's Office??

The midget who is over compesating for a lack of penis with a Ferrari. lol.

I went to the one ummm Notts 2008 and won a sales award. I did Npower too in Birmingham in Irram Kaleem's office. Fuckin hate the place, cannot stand any of them ppl

[*innocent angel*]

Darren Dunn's Office??

The midget who is over compesating for a lack of penis with a Ferrari. lol.

I went to the one ummm Notts 2008 and won a sales award. I did Npower too in Birmingham in Irram Kaleem's office. Fuckin hate the place, cannot stand any of them ppl

No, Jon johnson, in the same building as Ali mir!

Haha that guys talks about nothin else besides his Ferrari!! :no:

Ah rite, i went to the one in August just gone..it was in Notts aswel, diversity performed there!

What was Irram like? Everyone banged on about her always!! Same..so many people came out with less money than they went in!

It was a good experience tho, so many random stories from the field!!

[harvey_mayway]

No, Jon johnson, in the same building as Ali mir!

Haha that guys talks about nothin else besides his Ferrari!! :no:

Ah rite, i went to the one in August just gone..it was in Notts aswel, diversity performed there!

What was Irram like? Everyone banged on about her always!! Same..so many people came out with less money than they went in!

It was a good experience tho, so many random stories from the field!!



what do u mean by random stories. lets here a few

[amirkhan]

No, Jon johnson, in the same building as Ali mir!

Haha that guys talks about nothin else besides his Ferrari!! :no:

Ah rite, i went to the one in August just gone..it was in Notts aswel, diversity performed there!

What was Irram like? Everyone banged on about her always!! Same..so many people came out with less money than they went in!

It was a good experience tho, so many random stories from the field!!


LOL Ali Mir the retrain king. i was among his 4th generation, he is an utter beast! remember doing bells in his office :shock:

[*innocent angel*]

what do u mean by random stories. lets here a few

I have quite a few but one was this customer who had recently lost his wife!
Making it short, he made me watch his wedding video, look at his wedding pics, showed me his wifes wedding dress, sang three full songs to me, wanted my facebook add and invited me to a gig at the local pub!


LOL Ali Mir the retrain king. i was among his 4th generation, he is an utter beast! remember doing bells in his office :shock:

I have to say i loved the guys speeches, he was funny! His office in manc? that's where we do bells, it's awful trying to run around in that damn flashing light where you can't see anything, high fiving people!! I hated it


here's a pic from the rally this year...good times!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/BoLd~N~sPiCee/IMG_1529.jpg

[HU55AIN]

Lmfao. Ali, the bold guy? specs?

[zuiwaziri]

No, Jon johnson, in the same building as Ali mir!

Haha that guys talks about nothin else besides his Ferrari!! :no:

Ah rite, i went to the one in August just gone..it was in Notts aswel, diversity performed there!

What was Irram like? Everyone banged on about her always!! Same..so many people came out with less money than they went in!

It was a good experience tho, so many random stories from the field!!
She is the most ruthless, heartless, money greedy person i have ever seen.

To her you are a walking £ sign to her, and she will throw you in the trash if she feels like it. She made so much money because she doesnt have a conscience, or any morals.

I lived in her house for a while, she was so cheap tht the plumbing broke, and although she bragged about having £100,000 in the bank, she wudnt pay for a plumber. Umm yeh i worked out the local council, searched her address, where i found out she handed paid her council tax for 2 yrs, and claims benefits.

Oh and to top it off. She is "muslim" and ummm is a lesbian. Im nt talking sexy lesbian, im talking butch lesbian. She wud even bring girls back she "pulled" at nightclubs and slept with them, and it was disgusting.

Oh and funny even more, if u have met her bro Ali, (big fat guy) he is the biggest homophobic n he hasnt a clue.

If u kno Ali, then i feel sorry for u. Ur a girl, so its guaranteed he hit on u and flirted inappropriately. When i catch Ali, i will kill him, not for anything Cobra, but for personal shit. The guy was jealous tht i got a girl we both liked, and then went out his way to start rumors, and cause me problems. Not to mention tht he screwed me out of money, and got me suspended and even sacked, but tht is a different story.

Anyways my advise is stay away frm these brainwashing, Free Masons. Yes the Cobra group is nothing but Free Masons, designed to make young ppl love money, and nothing but money, and push away family, friends, morals and religion.

My 2 cents, Thank you

[amirkhan]

She is the most ruthless, heartless, money greedy person i have ever seen.

To her you are a walking £ sign to her, and she will throw you in the trash if she feels like it. She made so much money because she doesnt have a conscience, or any morals.

I lived in her house for a while, she was so cheap tht the plumbing broke, and although she bragged about having £100,000 in the bank, she wudnt pay for a plumber. Umm yeh i worked out the local council, searched her address, where i found out she handed paid her council tax for 2 yrs, and claims benefits.

Oh and to top it off. She is "muslim" and ummm is a lesbian. Im nt talking sexy lesbian, im talking butch lesbian. She wud even bring girls back she "pulled" at nightclubs and slept with them, and it was disgusting.

Oh and funny even more, if u have met her bro Ali, (big fat guy) he is the biggest homophobic n he hasnt a clue.

If u kno Ali, then i feel sorry for u. Ur a girl, so its guaranteed he hit on u and flirted inappropriately. When i catch Ali, i will kill him, not for anything Cobra, but for personal shit. The guy was jealous tht i got a girl we both liked, and then went out his way to start rumors, and cause me problems. Not to mention tht he screwed me out of money, and got me suspended and even sacked, but tht is a different story.

Anyways my advise is stay away frm these brainwashing, Free Masons. Yes the Cobra group is nothing but Free Masons, designed to make young ppl love money, and nothing but money, and push away family, friends, morals and religion.

My 2 cents, Thank you

thats some serious involvement brav

[S h a a n]

DUDEEE get me a job there..! (yeah i didn't read the other posts. Meh, im lazy)

[S h a a n]

wait, its a sales job? pft allowwwww. I want a REAL marketing role.