funniest sexual experience

[NYC101]

Mine funniest is the time I saw this dick numbing thing being sold at the drug store. The idea is that you put this dick numbing thing (like novacaine) on your dick before having sex and you won't cum for a long time.

So I had this girl coming over...we made out and I told her that I am going to the bathroom. I put on the dick numbing cream on my dick and came outta the bathroom.

We made out some more...in the heat of the moment I had forgotten that I had put that novacaine stuff on my dick. So, when our clothes came off, she started blowing me. Within a minute she stops and says "why does my mouth feel numb. I can't feel my toungue or teeth." :rofl:

I had this dumb look on my face and told her the truth....she walked out.

[illin]

:rofl:

Should have told her you dipped it in coke.

[Bullo]

Dudes, you gotta try the Stranger.

[Siesta]

rofl^

[Siesta]

sounds fabricated, but funny none the less
thats how most his stories sounds..:lol:

[Siesta]

Mine funniest ...
that is hilarious

[CryWolf316]

Funny story, and i feel bad for the poor girl, and you. It sounds made-up but oh well.
However, my real reason to post is how come you have red dots next reputation, and most have green?

[PinkPowerRanger]

sounds fabricated, but funny none the less

my "funny" story was when I went over this girls house who I was seeing for awhile and I had the idea for her to give me a BJ in the bathroom upstairs, for some reason she didn't lock the bathroom, so right in the middle of having my cock lodged into her mouth, her 8 year old little brother opens the door and walks in and I react by saying "don't worry I'm just helping her floss". Needless to say her brother "taddle taled" and I was never allowed in her house ever again.

Your story sounds even fabricated than the thread maker.

[Siesta]

Funny story, and i feel bad for the poor girl, and you. It sounds made-up but oh well.
However, my real reason to post is how come you have red dots next reputation, and most have green?
You talk too soon...you have red dots too:neutral:

[CryWolf316]

alright!!!
I had like one green 3 mins ago.

[Siesta]

alright!!!
I had like one green 3 mins ago.
ahhh poor thing :hug:

[NYC101]

ahhh poor thing :hug:

I left u some reps (negative...LOL)

[A lil Crazy]

way to make up shit people :no:

[zarahomme]

pre-marital sex is so haraam

[Siesta]

I left u some reps (negative...LOL)
Its the thought that counts..I win

[STUpendous]

that dick numbing stuff works too well, if you manage to lose your boner even slightly, don't think about getting it back up for a few hours

[PinkPowerRanger]

well consider two things.

If someone was going down on someone who rubbed some strange ointment on their cock, they would notice off the bat. Clearly fraud.

being walked in on in the middle of sexual escapades is a common almost universal occurrence.

you've clearly never had anyone willing to have sex with you and are unworthy of being involved in sexual experiences, so your statement holds no relevance.

:arrow: go get fucked, then come back here.

I liked the effort you put in your post to prove you've had a sexual experience, where a young boy walked in and saw dick smaller than his own. If your story were true, I'm sure the kid felt comparatively very well endowed.
OH, the part where you said "Don't worry im helping her floss" Take it out, that will better your chances of making people believe your sorry little brown self actually have seen someone else's genitals.

[CryWolf316]

ahhh poor thing :hug:

Eh no problemo, pero muchas gracias para de abrazar. Donde estan usted?

[~kaka~]

Loll

[Norton]

:ugh::ugh:

[Norton]

that dick numbing stuff works too well, if you manage to lose your boner even slightly, don't think about getting it back up for a few hours

:rofl::rofl:

[Unglorified]

pre-marital sex is so haraam

youre not even Muslim
why does it matter?

Obsession

[supremed]

if you are have problems with stamina...hit up the gym

[zarahomme]

youre not even Muslim
why does it matter?

Obsession

sarcasm mr slow poke :idea:

[Unglorified]

sarcasm mr slow poke :idea:

well duhh
you are obsessed though
The irony is here >>>>> that anti Islamic you posted up.

But not liek I care.
It's your obsession. G'luck with it.

[ladoo ram]

:rofl:

[zarahomme]

well duhh
you are obsessed though
The irony is here >>>>> that anti Islamic you posted up.

But not liek I care.
It's your obsession. G'luck with it.

r u referring to my pat condell thread?

[TheBallinMartian]

Use some on your hands before using a computer so we never have to waste our time reading your posts ever again

[PinkPowerRanger]

LOL wow you got me, all the effort that it takes to write 3-4 sentences, what a logical conclusion, effort= fraudulence? Since that is how you think, then your effort to counter respond must actually confirm my story, since you're putting so much effort to deny it.

Your poorly endowed brown man fantasy is really your coping mechanism to explain why no one considers you attractive enough to want to fuck, so believe me you have my pity.

Whatever, you're story is poorly told and false. :arrow:

[Unglorified]

Ok darkie, keep coping with why no one has interest in fucking you :arrow:

hey, there is nothing wrong with dark people :shock:

Unless she is tamil.

I'll back off

[Unglorified]

well being tanned/ olive skin is nice, but by darkie I mean Kunta Kinte type of dark.

LOL!

[Drumline]

i last too long. :-| or :joy: ?

[PinkPowerRanger]

Ok darkie, keep coping with why no one has interest in fucking you :arrow:

Why are you getting so offended about the truth? :arrow:

[bimmer712]

sometimes the bs u read in forums is just pathetic

[Ozzy-]

This thread is an all time low.

[imzy]

LOL!!!
Mine funniest is the time I saw this dick numbing thing being sold at the drug store. The idea is that you put this dick numbing thing (like novacaine) on your dick before having sex and you won't cum for a long time.

So I had this girl coming over...we made out and I told her that I am going to the bathroom. I put on the dick numbing cream on my dick and came outta the bathroom.

We made out some more...in the heat of the moment I had forgotten that I had put that novacaine stuff on my dick. So, when our clothes came off, she started blowing me. Within a minute she stops and says "why does my mouth feel numb. I can't feel my toungue or teeth." :rofl:

I had this dumb look on my face and told her the truth....she walked out.

[Indian_NY]

heard bs like this many times.. apparently very common story.