Slap a dick

[Import]

When your dick is hard do you ever slap it? I don't know what it is, but I just feel like my dick needs to be slapped, or I need to dick slap a vagina. Either way, this is one of my favorite things to do. I love to be behind her butt naked and just grab my cock and slap away between those wet lips. :kama:

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

How can you slap

[banshod]

How can you slap

lol i thought this would get old, but that is funny in this context.

[Import]

How can I slap? Well its simple physics really...

[Desi MC]

Hahaha. :lol:

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

How can I slap? Well its simple physics really...

Oh i see slapping your dick is kinda like the big bang theory

[London_Man]

this threads remind me of a time i was with this white chick.

she was back man headz and then she said she cant do it anymore cos her neck or some shit was hurting.

yep u can guess what i slapped the bitch with.

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:kekeke:

u dirty boy :slap:

[di vinci]

i prefer happy slapping random people at the bust stop with my 20" plastic lully..

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

Haram :no:

[Import]

Haram :no:

slapping a dick is haram?!

[di vinci]

slapping a dick is haram?!


its a criminal offence in engand

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

slapping a dick is haram?!

lol why do u need to slap ur dick?

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

its a criminal offence in engand

:lollol:

[di vinci]

:lollol:


i was joking

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

i was joking

I know but it would be considered a crime in KSA :p

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

and i aint joking

[vsaigal]

its criminal in KSA to have butt sex, oral sex.

HMG does this with random arab girls.

init?

[Import]

lol why do u need to slap ur dick?

because its my weapon

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

its criminal in KSA to have butt sex, oral sex.

HMG does this with random arab girls.

init?

I am still a virgin :angel:

[Deception 004]

weird...

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

because its my weapon

my weapon > ur weapon

but still i dont slap it

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:kekeke:

[vsaigal]

I am still a virgin :angel:

if i was, id be getting rishta's left right and center

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

if i was, id be getting rishta's left right and center

Dont u think i get Rishta's ?

[vsaigal]

Dont u think i get Rishta's ?

i bet u do.

i get them as well

all them want a non smoker, non drinker, virgin.

:rofl:

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

i bet u do.

i get them as well

all them want a non smoker, non drinker, virgin.

:rofl:

saigol i get rishta's from my dads family...they just want their daughters to get married in the Family :no:

the last Rishta i got was last year....she was an Amreekan cousin...who saw me on a family wedding.

ThankGod my parents are understanding :)

[vsaigal]

saigol i get rishta's from my dads family...they just want their daughters to get married in the Family :no:

the last Rishta i got was last year....she was an Amreekan cousin...who saw me on a family wedding.

ThankGod my parents are understanding :)


dude, if u dont mind tell you something about saigol saigal? pm me.

oh and fuck incest. my family tradition follows the five generations rule.

i really wanna know how some desis started to think incest was fun. :no:

[Siesta]

How can you slap
:rofl:

[AX Model]

nobody wants to know about the rishtas you get vagisil and HeavyFobMachineGun.

[Ozzy-]

i bet u do.

i get them as well

all them want a non smoker, non drinker, virgin.

:rofl:

Some of us fit that bill. Then again what do the guys want? cooks, cleans, sits and looks pretty?

[Sameera.]

How can you slap

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[shaan7]

maybe u slap your face, dickhead

[will rap 4 food]

a new meaning to beating your meat