RD edition of how to lose a guy in 10 days.

[Siesta]

1. Talk to him about marriage.



^^^^
Thats all I have on my list:-|. Go ahead and make your list of the fastest way to lose a guy or have him run away from you.

[RacingSoul]

2. hairy/stinky vagina.

[punjabified]

It happened many times oh and also when you talk about being depressed :roflbow:

[Siesta]

:ugh:...that will do it awrite

[Siesta]

It happened many times oh and also when you talk about being depressed :roflbow:
Yeah negative energy will send anyone running, anyday

[RacingSoul]

:ugh:...that will do it awrite

actually, that would fall under 'how to lose a guy in 10 seconds' :think:

[limosine_eyelash]

Ummmmm,


Just keep talking without a break. Too many women do that and its the most annoying thing.

Its why guys start to switch off, unless its a topic that interests him.

[Siesta]

actually, that would fall under 'how to lose a guy in 10 seconds' :think:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I know this guy and he was flirting with this girl he worked with and he told his friend, the reason why he didnt go all the way was becuase the girl privates was stinky. I meet the girl and I had to remind myself not to judge, she is a wonderful girl. You would never guess

[RacingSoul]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I know this guy and he was flirting with this girl he worked with and he told his friend, the reason why he didnt go all the way was becuase the girl privates was stinky. I meet the girl and I had to remind myself not to judge, she is a wonderful girl. You would never guess

you should've let her know of her shortcomings, you're a bad friend.

[Siesta]

you should've let her know of her shortcomings, you're a bad friend.
I only met her once:ugh:...I dont kno her like that, to say something. I dont think guys should be telling thier friends that anyways :no:

[Siesta]

Ummmmm,


Just keep talking without a break. Too many women do that and its the most annoying thing.

Its why guys start to switch off, unless its a topic that interests him.
Good point, that why I have learn to talk less

[RacingSoul]

I only met her once:ugh:...I dont kno her like that, to say something. I dont think guys should be telling thier friends that anyways :no:

Guys just tell their friends hoping the talk would come around and hit the girl up her ass so she could do something about it.

[Siesta]

Guys just tell their friends hoping the talk would come around and hit the girl up her ass so she could do something about it.
That is not the way to do it.

[aznpdaddy]

1. Talk to him about marriage.



^^^^
Thats all I have on my list:-|. Go ahead and make your list of the fastest way to lose a guy or have him run away from you.
that would actually make me love you more lol!

HUG HUG HUG


CHAT to other guys on the double make him soo jealous he goes and does the same, then tell him of for doing so it will give you fuel to dump him, or him leave you! either way the same result!

[Siesta]

:kekeke: ^^^


ahhh you bring up a good one...lay on the old guilt trip trick...it works everytime

[DESI-PEACHES]

Talk about Kids on the first date

[doaly69]

Talk about Kids on the first date

oh realy

[aznpdaddy]

doesnt always lol some gurls are just plain stupid when a guy tells them and hints them, they still dont get it, but when a gurl says that to a guy hes sooo in trouble lol!

[PinkPowerRanger]

Saying you are not persian.

[DESI-PEACHES]

oh realy

dont u think so? I know alot guys dont wana have kids but end up having it cos wifey wants it

[STUpendous]

Being a mindless drone with no interests or ambitions of their own.

Only reason a guy would put up with it is for some pussy. Did you really think they wanted to hear your inane thoughts on the generic drama going on in your life?

[limosine_eyelash]

Good point, that why I have learn to talk less


AWwwwwwwwww Siesta's such a cutey. :) :hug:


its ok. If we go on a date then you can talk alllll you want :love:

[baliwala]

Be yourself

[Desi MC]

Hahaha seeeestaw :hug:

[Rogue]

in no particular order


1) as siesta said - bring up marriage. start casually first by inquiring when he plans to get married. then persist to get his birth date/time details, consuult an astrologer to have a full on report made, ask how soon a meeting can be planned for the parental units. *POOF* For extra poofage, tell him you got twins on the way and picwhore the plane tickets you got for yourself and your parents with a quick "k, gotta go catch a plane, see you and your folks soon!".

2) tell him how you were married at some point.*POOF*

3) tell him you are so not a virgin. *POOF*. to reverse the effects, tell him that technically you ARE a virgin, just not your ears and well, nor your ass either

4) show him the list of names you've already come up with for the kids you plan to have with him in the VERY near future. *POOF*

5) when giving visual references of your body parts, be sure to insert a few semi round, preferably inflatable, contents into your panties for that extra volume. *POOF*

6) PM, message, text, and call him incessantly. preferably at odd hours. insert 'I LOVE YOU!' and 'ME N U FOREVER' every few words *POOF*

7) stalk his every move on every forum and question him about everything. create numerous threads professing your undying love. if possible - hack his account, printscreen everything, and spill his e-escapades online. *POOF*

8) give him your entire wishlist. Hell, throw in your family, friends', and neighbors' wishlists, too. Present these to him in bound format. Tell him that these items must be purchased before you put out. *POOF*

9) gain a few extra curves and use another slimmer woman's pics until you've achieved the desired weight of 180. *POOF*

10) tell him what you *actually* thought about his manbranch and manberries. *POOF* for better results, PM them his nudes to everyone. *POOF*

11) do not use flash to throw off your actual complexion *POOF*

12) show him pics of all your male friends but introduce them as 'flings' *POOF*

13) tell him that he must surrender his stash to you. or better yet, look for it yourself. when found, sell it and then picwhore all the items you bought with the profits made.

[HU55AIN]

^^^lol

[Siesta]

hahahhahahahhah @ Rogue poofage


Talk about Kids on the first date
:rofl:
Saying you are not persian.
:rofl:
AWwwwwwwwww Siesta's such a cutey. :) :hug:


its ok. If we go on a date then you can talk alllll you want :love:
You are setting yourself up for trouble...you are sooo adventurous :hug:
Be yourself
bahahha

[limosine_eyelash]

You are setting yourself up for trouble...you are sooo adventurous :hug:


Nah its cool. E-dating is the bomb.

We'll like go for an e-dinner (potato chips), say sweet e-words (lol, lmfao and l8r) and of course i'll e-pay for everything (i'm so broke right now i can't even pay for ice-cream in the real world)

it'll be perfect ;)

[baliwala]

in no particular order


1) as siesta said - bring up marriage. start casually first by inquiring when he plans to get married. then persist to get his birth date/time details, consuult an astrologer to have a full on report made, ask how soon a meeting can be planned for the parental units. *POOF* For extra poofage, tell him you got twins on the way and picwhore the plane tickets you got for yourself and your parents with a quick "k, gotta go catch a plane, see you and your folks soon!".

2) tell him how you were married at some point.*POOF*

3) tell him you are so not a virgin. *POOF*. to reverse the effects, tell him that technically you ARE a virgin, just not your ears and well, nor your ass either

4) show him the list of names you've already come up with for the kids you plan to have with him in the VERY near future. *POOF*

5) when giving visual references of your body parts, be sure to insert a few semi round, preferably inflatable, contents into your panties for that extra volume. *POOF*

6) PM, message, text, and call him incessantly. preferably at odd hours. insert 'I LOVE YOU!' and 'ME N U FOREVER' every few words *POOF*

7) stalk his every move on every forum and question him about everything. create numerous threads professing your undying love. if possible - hack his account, printscreen everything, and spill his e-escapades online. *POOF*

8) give him your entire wishlist. Hell, throw in your family, friends', and neighbors' wishlists, too. Present these to him in bound format. Tell him that these items must be purchased before you put out. *POOF*

9) gain a few extra curves and use another slimmer woman's pics until you've achieved the desired weight of 180. *POOF*

10) tell him what you *actually* thought about his manbranch and manberries. *POOF* for better results, PM them his nudes to everyone. *POOF*

11) do not use flash to throw off your actual complexion *POOF*

12) show him pics of all your male friends but introduce them as 'flings' *POOF*

13) tell him that he must surrender his stash to you. or better yet, look for it yourself. when found, sell it and then picwhore all the items you bought with the profits made.

God bless you

[limosine_eyelash]

in no particular order


1) as siesta said - bring up marriage. start casually first by inquiring when he plans to get married. then persist to get his birth date/time details, consuult an astrologer to have a full on report made, ask how soon a meeting can be planned for the parental units. *POOF* For extra poofage, tell him you got twins on the way and picwhore the plane tickets you got for yourself and your parents with a quick "k, gotta go catch a plane, see you and your folks soon!".

2) tell him how you were married at some point.*POOF*

3) tell him you are so not a virgin. *POOF*. to reverse the effects, tell him that technically you ARE a virgin, just not your ears and well, nor your ass either

4) show him the list of names you've already come up with for the kids you plan to have with him in the VERY near future. *POOF*

5) when giving visual references of your body parts, be sure to insert a few semi round, preferably inflatable, contents into your panties for that extra volume. *POOF*

6) PM, message, text, and call him incessantly. preferably at odd hours. insert 'I LOVE YOU!' and 'ME N U FOREVER' every few words *POOF*

7) stalk his every move on every forum and question him about everything. create numerous threads professing your undying love. if possible - hack his account, printscreen everything, and spill his e-escapades online. *POOF*

8) give him your entire wishlist. Hell, throw in your family, friends', and neighbors' wishlists, too. Present these to him in bound format. Tell him that these items must be purchased before you put out. *POOF*

9) gain a few extra curves and use another slimmer woman's pics until you've achieved the desired weight of 180. *POOF*

10) tell him what you *actually* thought about his manbranch and manberries. *POOF* for better results, PM them his nudes to everyone. *POOF*

11) do not use flash to throw off your actual complexion *POOF*

12) show him pics of all your male friends but introduce them as 'flings' *POOF*

13) tell him that he must surrender his stash to you. or better yet, look for it yourself. when found, sell it and then picwhore all the items you bought with the profits made.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

You're gonna be one of the those women on Oprah telling America about your new book "Banana's And Men. How To Know Which Ones Are More Useful"

[jumpn jza]

Tell him that you can't cook.

[Ozzy-]

Tell him that you can't cook.

or clean or raise kids LOL. in fact, add anything the typical desi guy isn't looking for. Cooking is the big one though lolz.

I even had a guy who figured a wife was the equivalent of getting guaranteed long term care insurance.