The douche list

[illin]

List known douches. I'll start.

Prox dj
american mohit
wonkabear
they call me rush
ax model
tigerstyle786
gt and mk king
that nw kid
indecisive

[baliwala]

Jassika- Don't wanna create a double standard.

[RacingSoul]

chaalbaaz

[WonkaBear]

sweet... i made the list :joy:

[Spork]

Anyone posting above or below me.

[indesicive]

:lurk:

[desi_kuri]

how did gt mk king make to the list when he barely posts here lol.

[indesicive]

Anyone posting above or below me.

lol @ me posting below you :squint:

[WonkaBear]

btw...


who the fuck is ilin?

[illin]

Jassika- Don't wanna create a double standard.

ah true.

silly kitty
x2soniwhatever
ss24
dreamgirl

[TheBallinMartian]

sweet... i made the list :joy:

This penis-mongler deserves to be bolded

[indesicive]

btw...


who the fuck is ilin?

Just another douche on the forum :Paper:

[ProxDJ]

ilin can suk my nonu

[X2CwitSoNii]

aye mohits koooooo ~ c'mon now

[RacingSoul]

how did gt mk king make to the list when he barely posts here lol.

when he does, he's a douche!

[illin]

btw...


who the fuck is ilin?

the truth.

[WonkaBear]

This penis-mongler deserves to be bolded

:salut:

[baliwala]

aye mohits koooooo ~ c'mon now

douche recognize douche :Paper:

[indesicive]

We're all douche's

/thread

[illin]

ilin can suk my nonu

go make another thread about how cool you are.

[X2CwitSoNii]

ah true.

silly kitty
x2soniwhatever
ss24
dreamgirl



i have the feeling im on a couple other peoplez douche list too :rolleyes:




gawsh darn -_-

[desi_kuri]

a3q
vsaigal.
harpie. -major douche alert.

[Halal Meat]

wtf? i don't see sameer on the list

[X2CwitSoNii]

douche recognize douche :Paper:

when are we going on our date :-|

[illin]

wtf? i don't see sameer on the list

Yeah.

[indesicive]

wtf? i don't see sameer on the list

You mean the douche that created this site?

[Dream_GirL]

...........

[THA_NW_KID]

wow since I get alot of shit talks in my threads
























I am suprised I am not on this list:ugh:

[Halal Meat]

You mean the douche that created this site?

yeap! that's the one

[illin]

wow since I get alot of shit talks in my threads

I am suprised I am not on this list:ugh:

If you feel that you deserve to be on the list, i'll put you on there.

[MrT]

Webster dictionary defines douche bag as:

(1) slang : an unattractive or offensive person
(2) a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Synonyms: douche

[indesicive]

yeap! that's the one

He was, apparently he edited himself out of the list :gol:

[TheBallinMartian]

Webster dictionary defines douche bag as:

(1) slang : an unattractive or offensive person
(2) a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Synonyms: douche

Oh man you lucked out. If it was cocksucker, you'd be the first one on it!!

[Dream_GirL]

..........

[indesicive]

If you feel that you deserve to be on the list, i'll put you on there.

Am I worthy of the list :Oops:

[THA_NW_KID]

You mean the douche that created this site?

http://www.sneeko.net/images/macros/Thread-Gay-1950s.jpg

[Unsigned Hype]

http://images01.ratedesi.com/members/43000/43276/43276.jpg?99

[Halal Meat]

Oh man you lucked out. If it was cocksucker, you'd be the first one on it!!

:rofl: post of the day

[indesicive]

http://www.sneeko.net/images/macros/Thread-Gay-1950s.jpg

LMAO...was that a swipe at me?

hahaha

[Halal Meat]

http://images01.ratedesi.com/members/43000/43276/43276.jpg?99

:rofl::rofl:

[illin]

Am I worthy of the list :Oops:

ask and you shall receive.

[baliwala]

http://images01.ratedesi.com/members/43000/43276/43276.jpg?99

"I drink Budweiser cuz I'm the King of Queers."

[Halal Meat]

"I drink Budweiser cuz I'm the King of Queers."

hahahhaha

[Unsigned Hype]

:rofl::rofl:
its just sad man...

[pakilicious911]

Oh man you lucked out. If it was cocksucker, you'd be the first one on it!!
lol

[indesicive]

ask and you shall receive.

Wouldn't want to influence your decision in any way...Its your thread & your opinion

[theycallmerush]

HEY ILLIN

stop trying to copy me.. okay?

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=274098

:Owned:

[RacingSoul]

khoobsurat1 - the fundamentalist douche.

[MrT]

Oh man you lucked out. If it was cocksucker, you'd be the first one on it!!

Ain't that the truf. :(

[Unsigned Hype]

HEY ILLIN

stop trying to copy me.. okay?

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=274098

:Owned:
stfu u fucking ape lookin fruity faaaggg...

[indesicive]

khoobsurat1 - the fundamentalist douche.

lol are we labelling them as well?

[RacingSoul]

HEY ILLIN

stop trying to copy me.. okay?

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=274098

:Owned:

wow I'm the soul of douches in your list...so no douche would even exist without me..i feel so special...thanks, baby. :kiss:

[theycallmerush]

stfu u fucking ape lookin fruity faaaggg...

oh NO.

okay, trash. Go recycle yourself and come back with better joke.

[illin]

Wouldn't want to influence your decision in any way...Its your thread & your opinion

Not really. I've conferred my thread to the people, this is their thread now. The people will decide your fate.

[Halal Meat]

its just sad man...

haha i hear ya
i think i'll +rep you for the most accurate response to this thread
its my first time...you get my repping virginity :love:

[THA_NW_KID]

LMAO...was that a swipe at me?

hahaha

[QUOTE=]

urban youths as a derogatory term that extended beyond justifying seniority. Often, it was used to claim or instigate one's sentiment toward a rival. The term's derogatory intention began to shift as rap groups like the Wu-Tang Clan used it in their lyrics of the rough ghetto life as a form of endearment. As urban/hip-hop culture has been portrayed as a glamorous subculture to the youths today, the term has been commonly used as playful greeting for those who seek an urban identity to develop their own culture from and will use the term "Son" as well other terms found in rap lyrics like "*****", Cuhz (Cousin)



I may think soooo:sarb:

[indesicive]

Not really. I've conferred my thread to the people, this is their thread now. The people will decide your fate.

lol at least spell my sn properly you douche :roll:

p.s. democracy on RD?
that does not exist on here i'm afraid, not with the blind following the blind.

[illin]

HEY ILLIN

stop trying to copy me.. okay?

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=274098

:Owned:

It was time for a new list. You weren't on the first one.

[Unsigned Hype]

haha i hear ya
i think i'll +rep you for the most accurate response to this thread
its my first time...you get my repping virginity :love:
oh good lookin out dawg....
this guy is the downfall of our generation...

[kisha]

btw...


who the fuck is ilin?

Your Ex ! :dunno:

[xSeri]

xseri

:Paper:

[THA_NW_KID]

List known douches. I'll start.

Prox dj
american mohit
wonkabear
they call me rush
ax model
tigerstyle786
gt and mk king
that nw kid
indecisive

awwww look he edited it

:rofl:

[X2CwitSoNii]

so how does one qualify to be this douche:sarb:

[Unsigned Hype]

so how does one qualify to be this douche:sarb:

your avatar qualifies...

[illin]

xseri

:Paper:

Oh yeah, i forgot to do that thing. i'll hit you up.

[pakilicious911]

It was time for a new list. You weren't on the first one.

lol


everyone is on their grind tonight.

[indesicive]

awwww look he edited it

:rofl:

i think its a she :idea:

[RacingSoul]

xseri

:Paper:

nahh she coo'

[THA_NW_KID]

your avatar qualifies...
I suppose that there is sumthing wrong with this avi
http://images01.ratedesi.com/members/256000/256936/256936_thumb.jpg

[X2CwitSoNii]

Pshhhhh if thats it ~ then id be the queen of douches

[ChaalBaaz]

chaalbaaz

stupid ass
infinity's still suck.

[theycallmerush]

xseri

:Paper:

looks like ur gona owe me a hooodie. :dance3:

[Lie Detector]

Echelon and Kashythecableman

[indesicive]

[QUOTE=]LMAO...was that a swipe at me?

hahaha



I may think soooo:sarb:

That quote applies more to you than me. Oh btw those shades and the red cap suit you :cool:

[RacingSoul]

stupid ass
infinity's still suck.

you're a dumb douche.

[THA_NW_KID]

[QUOTE=THA_NW_KID;11060532]

That quote applies more to you than me. Oh btw those shades and the red cap suit you :cool:

OHHHH....:rolleyes:

[xSeri]

Oh yeah, i forgot to do that thing. i'll hit you up.

dont foget next time.

nahh she coo'

nah she aint.

looks like ur gona owe me a hooodie. :dance3:

fuck you.

we sampled mad wine todsy, im noteven watching da game.

[pakilicious911]

Echelon and Kashythecableman
lol I don't know why but you remind me of one of those kids that always got picked on all through high school and now hide behind their computers so they don't get hurt.

[RacingSoul]

nah she aint.



ok.

[Lie Detector]

xseri

:Paper:
Yeah I agree.

[Dream_GirL]

...........

[Exotic_Princess]

lol.

[indesicive]

[QUOTE=indesicive;11060568]

OHHHH....:rolleyes:

wtf I complimented you son...now hit me back!

[ChaalBaaz]

you're a dumb douche.

says the guy who can't debate with an ounce of coherence.

[americanmohit]

btw...


who the fuck is ilin?

a retarded person who thinks he is the perfect...

[kisha]

Echelon and Kashythecableman

Isn't he The RD God ?:sarb:

[americanmohit]

aye mohits koooooo ~ c'mon now

:cool:

[indesicive]

Isn't he The RD God ?:sarb:

No. He thinks he is the RD God. There is a slight difference >.<

[americanmohit]

douche recognize douche :Paper:

retard recognize retards.

[xSeri]

Yeah I agree.

:love:

[RacingSoul]

says the guy who can't debate with an ounce of coherence.

you miss the coherence because of those steroids acting on your brain.

[theycallmerush]

It was time for a new list. You weren't on the first one.

speaking of the first list..

since you were on it.. i think we should put you on your list of douches..

ILLIN - Wana Be Cool Like LL COOL J Douche.

[indesicive]

says the guy who can't debate with an ounce of coherence.

you miss the coherence because of those steroids acting on your brain.

Chuck these lil children on the list :arrow:

[americanmohit]

lol i got an infraction for putting up a geek pic..wtf :rofl:

[twirl]

I'd like to give a shout out, I mean a big fuck you's to all the dense twats viewing this thread. :wavey:

[Dream_GirL]

............

[indesicive]

Arguing who's more of a douche is a pretty douchey thing to do isnt it? :sarb:

[Lie Detector]

Isn't he The RD God ?:sarb:
Lol, yeah, you go on thinking that.

:love:
I know, I'm hard to resist.

[ChaalBaaz]

you miss the coherence because of those steroids acting on your brain.

growth hormone is a peptide not a steroid O great one.

[RacingSoul]

Chuck these lil children on the list :arrow:
stfu!

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Siesta

[americanmohit]

Isn't he The RD God ?:sarb:

he is the godfather

[indesicive]

stfu!

not like you to get Emo :ugh:

[twirl]

lol i got an infraction for putting up a geek pic..wtf :rofl:


Nah son you got an infraction for being an ugly gremlin.

[indesicive]

Nah son you got an infraction for being an ugly gremlin.

lol

[twirl]

lol

What you 'lol' for, your shit team lost to Hull :rofl:

[indesicive]

What you 'lol' for, your shit team lost to Hull :rofl:

We gave them a little boost ahead of their relegation scrap :arrow:

[baliwala]

says the guy who can't debate with an ounce of coherence.

lol it's when you say shit like this that makes people think you're a douche

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=248127

[ChaalBaaz]

lol it's when you say shit like this that makes people think you're a douche

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=248127

like speaking the truth.
oh yeah.

[kisha]

Lol, yeah, you go on thinking that.



God, look at my threads, look at my little children go, they're doing so well. I'm like the RateDesi God.

I am RateDesi. :lol:

[baliwala]

like speaking the truth.
oh yeah.

:roflbow:

[ChaalBaaz]

"spicybrownrapper" for the win.
his doucheness transcends everyone elses including "bilawal" and "racingSoul"

[kisha]

he is the godfather

So he is your Godfather . OOh Okay :ugh:

[kisha]

"spicybrownrapper" for the win.
his doucheness transcends everyone elses including "bilawal" and "racingSoul"

Ouch .

[baliwala]

lol this is the story chaalbaaz posted a while ago...have a look and tell me what you think


this was not written by me, i cam across it on another forum
it was written and posted by .DEVIL

so i was in a dance club just minding my own business dancin with my girl
when suddenly this peurt-rican guy tries to grind her. so i shove him away
and being the drunk twat that he is he comes back. so i punch him, an under cut straight beneath his jaw and knock him out cold. people start
shouting and clapping and booing etc etc when his two black buddies lunge at me it was a meele and the bouncers throw us out.

so we are out on the streets me alone surrounded by about 4 black guys. luckily for me i am a karate black belt and quicker than those guys. as i was raining blows on them i realized there was an easier way. there was a firetruck parked right across the street so i run towards it and open the hoses towards those guys, you wouldnt belive the force of
the water the guys flew back like 50 meters right into the walls of the night club after it was all over the fire marshall gave me a warning for abusing public property. damn that was a close shave. i always had to have an eye out for the safety of my girl you know.

[RacingSoul]

growth hormone is a peptide not a steroid O great one.

growth hormone..riiiigghhttt.

[RacingSoul]

like speaking the truth.
oh yeah.

how come you never mentioned Catwoman and Spiderman when they came to help you in that story?

water hose? lmao...you sure it wasn't just a wet dream, fagpipe?

[SpicyBrownRapper]

"spicybrownrapper" for the win.
his doucheness transcends everyone elses including "bilawal" and "racingSoul"

Top douche is always reserved for that one motherfucker showcasing his faceless avatar with a wifebeater on. I mean, seriously? Wifebeater? Come on.

[ProxDJ]

http://images01.ratedesi.com/members/43000/43276/43276.jpg?99

damn I look good...

most devastatingly handsome dude.... no dah

[Dream_GirL]

.........

[WonkaBear]

bullshit.

am i a douche?

only ur opinion matters. :love:

[ChaalBaaz]

grow up fools
is it so hard to imagine a desi guy beating down black guys?
no wonder you guys are so pussified. dont worship the hero, be the hero.

[Dream_GirL]

..........

[Exotic_Princess]

am i a douche?

only ur opinion matters. :love:

wonka badonka!! whats up? how have you been yaar? :hug:

[WonkaBear]

ahahahaha.. not dat i know of :dunno:

in zat case...

how u doin :naughty:

[WonkaBear]

wonka badonka!! whats up? how have you been yaar? :hug:

due to the global warming i have been up north rescueing my lighter skinned bretheren... the polar bears.

:Oops:

[ChaalBaaz]

Top douche is always reserved for that one motherfucker showcasing his faceless avatar with a wifebeater on. I mean, seriously? Wifebeater? Come on.

yeah you are the one to talk about faceless avis
my pics were published a few times on this site go look for them when you get time off posting your mind-numbingly retarded posts or harrasing 16 yr olds for n00ds.

[Exotic_Princess]

due to the global warming i have been up north rescueing my lighter skinned bretheren... the polar bears.

:Oops:

awww...polar bears are cuteeee!! :awesome:
I would try to pet em but they might maul me to death :-|

lawlz.

[kisha]

am i a douche?



No!:liar2: OPzzz

[Exotic_Princess]

foxie proxie i see you viewing this...what up bih? lawlz.

[mr.glass]

damn that sucks i didn't make the list

[Lie Detector]

Lol this thread is full of douches.

[WonkaBear]

awww...polar bears are cuteeee!! :awesome:
I would try to pet em but they might maul me to death :-|

lawlz.

no... ur a ninja. i saw the videos. :gol:

[SS424]

fuck you

[WonkaBear]

No!:liar2: OPzzz

:tears:

[kisha]

damn that sucks i didn't make the list

check it again .

[kisha]

:tears:

Awwww :grouphug:

[RacingSoul]

fuck you

you're not even on there, XX420 :-s

[WonkaBear]

Awwww :grouphug:

you don't care. ur just a meany!

:run:

[Exotic_Princess]

no... ur a ninja. i saw the videos. :gol:

psssh but polar bears are big fuzzy stuff that can maul you :hand:

fuck you

lol.

[WonkaBear]

psssh but polar bears are big fuzzy stuff that can maul you :hand:


[/COLOR]

before you jump to any conclusions...

we need to test this theory. i will volunteer as the bear :gol:

[Exotic_Princess]

before you jump to any conclusions...

we need to test this theory. i will volunteer as the bear :gol:

should i be worried? :neutral:

lolz.

[Siesta]

Ain't that the truf. :(
I cry for you
Siesta
no one else care enough to think about me...I am glad you did

[desi_playa]

grow up fools
is it so hard to imagine a desi guy beating down black guys?
no wonder you guys are so pussified. dont worship the hero, be the hero.

:rofl: with a fire truck?

[jassika]

Jassika- Don't wanna create a double standard.

wtf jump off my dick baliwala

[baliwala]

:rofl: with a fire truck?

A firetruck that was parked outside of a club in the middle of the night, and not hooked up to a fire hydrant. Just to be clear.

[kisha]

you don't care. ur just a meany!

:run:

Thanks ! :grouphug:

[desi_playa]

A firetruck that was parked outside of a club in the middle of the night, and not hooked up to a fire hydrant. Just to be clear.

devil, why do u do this to ur self?

[Exotic_Princess]

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I'm doing hw and I'm on here :-|

:awesome:

[baliwala]

devil, why do u do this to ur self?

I was surprised he needed the fire hose considering he's a blackbelt in karate and was handling the guys easily.

[Exotic_Princess]

wtf jump off my dick baliwala

lol.

[ChaalBaaz]

devil, why do u do this to ur self?

what the hell are you talking abt?

[desi_playa]

what the hell are you talking abt?

make ur self look like such a douche.

u know no in their right mind is gona believe ur story.

[baliwala]

wtf jump off my dick baliwala

Shut the fuck up before I sweep you off of your feet and convert you to Islam.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=276381

[desi_playa]

lol.

LOL, you said lol, so i am gona laugh with u.

[Exotic_Princess]

Shut the fuck up before I sweep you off of your feet and convert you to Islam.

lol.

[desi_playa]

Shut the fuck up before I sweep you off of your feet and convert you to Islam.

:rofl:

rofl routine

[pakilicious911]

Top douche is always reserved for that one motherfucker showcasing his faceless avatar with a wifebeater on. I mean, seriously? Wifebeater? Come on.

lmao

[Exotic_Princess]

LOL, you said lol, so i am gona laugh with u.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

:hug:

:love:

[baliwala]

:rofl:

rofl routine

:rofl:

[desi_playa]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

:hug:

:love:



how is the weather like down there?

[ChaalBaaz]

make ur self look like such a douche.

u know no in their right mind is gona believe ur story.

i didn't make that post so that people believe me
i couldn;t care less.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

lmao

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AHAHA! AMIRITE PAKIBABY? AMIRITE?!?!

[desi_playa]

i didn't make that post so that people believe me
i couldn;t care less.

you could not care less?

so you do care?

:rofl:

[Dream_GirL]

:ugh:

[Exotic_Princess]

:rofl:

naa yaar, she's into kala munday. good luck , i believe in you :salut:

how is the weather like down there?

hot as usual....humid and nasty :-|

its gross...hows your weather?

[desi_playa]

naa yaar, she's into kala munday. good luck :salut:



hot as usual....humid and nasty :-|

its gross...hows your weather?

mid 60s i rather have it hot though. so i can walk around naked.

[jassika]

Shut the fuck up before I sweep you off of your feet and convert you to Islam.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=276381

i have love for islam too ok i sing "allah/maula" songs all the time and they're the best songs in the world. now be quiet.

[desi_playa]

i have love for islam too ok i sing "allah/maula" songs all the time and they're the best songs in the world. now be quiet.

and u wonder why people think u are a douche.

[Exotic_Princess]

mid 60s i rather have it hot though. so i can walk around naked.

No, trust me, you wouldn't. Its soo nasty, the hot sticky humidty...trust me, it will make your balls feel dehydrated :ugh:

[baliwala]

i have love for islam too ok i sing "allah/maula" songs all the time and they're the best songs in the world. now be quiet.

You're so retarded I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

[jassika]

and u wonder why people think u are a douche.

wtf

[jassika]

You're so retarded I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

I am being serious.

[desi_playa]

No, trust me, you wouldn't. Its soo nasty, the hot sticky humidty...trust me, it will make your balls feel dehydrated :ugh:

really? i loved it when i was down in Florida a few years back. you should just go swimming a lot or go to the beach. that's the best part about living in warm weather.

[desi_playa]

You're so retarded I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

:rofl:

[desi_playa]

wtf

:rofl:

[pakilicious911]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AHAHA! AMIRITE PAKIBABY? AMIRITE?!?!

you're such an asshole sometimes. I love it!

[kisha]

No. He thinks he is the RD God. There is a slight difference >.<

Duh !

[kisha]

:ugh:

:ugh::ugh:

[jassika]

:rofl:

ur too energetic. u should make another dance video

[Phila-Muns]

I agree what the list, keep it up and let them know...

[desi_playa]

ur too energetic. u should make another dance video

i should, i might some time soon.

[pakilicious911]

i should, i might some time soon.

strip on cam.

[Exotic_Princess]

really? i loved it when i was down in Florida a few years back. you should just go swimming a lot or go to the beach. that's the best part about living in warm weather.

Its a better place to visit than to live at :-|

[X2CwitSoNii]

exotic princess :wiggle:

like ur sig
u shoooo purdy =]

[Exotic_Princess]

exotic princess :wiggle:

like ur sig
u shoooo purdy =]

bahut bahut shukriya!! :cuddle:


tum kaise ho?
mujhe tum bahut yaad aate ho!
meri tabiyat kharab lag rahi he...but better now that you are here meri jaan :love:

[X2CwitSoNii]

bahut bahut shukriya!! :cuddle:


tum kaise ho?
mujhe tum bahut yaad aate ho!
meri tabiyat kharab lag rahi he...but better now that you are here meri jaan :love:







hehehehe u make me blush like a dulhan:love:


Lets make it a Suhaag raat baby :naughty:

[Exotic_Princess]

hehehehe u make me blush like a dulhan:love:


Lets make it a Suhaag raat baby :naughty:

:Oops:
:rishi:

:love:

[indesicive]

I agree what the list, keep it up and let them know...

wtf...who the phucking hell are you?

[jumpn jza]

Why indesicive and americanmohit?

[indesicive]

Why indesicive and americanmohit?

+ Rep :love:

I asked thread-maker if i was list worthy and was consequently added :dunno:

[jumpn jza]

+ Rep :love:

I asked thread-maker if i was list worthy and was consequently added :dunno:

hmmm...not a good idea.

[lil_sexy]

:drdodgy:

[y0 m0mma]

due to the global warming i have been up north rescueing my lighter skinned bretheren... the polar bears.

:Oops:

Actually, polar bears have black skin and their fur is clear. :idea:




:cool:

[Kslay88]

bahut bahut shukriya!! :cuddle:


tum kaise ho?
mujhe tum bahut yaad aate ho!
meri tabiyat kharab lag rahi he...but better now that you are here meri jaan :love:





omgz i thought the only hindi you knew were in your silly one liners. Now I really want to stick it in your butt!

[americanmohit]

hehehehe u make me blush like a dulhan:love:


Lets make it a Suhaag raat baby :naughty:

blushing like a virgin fob dulhan on nuptial night :gay:

[killuminati87]

bahut bahut shukriya!! :cuddle:


tum kaise ho?
mujhe tum bahut yaad aate ho!
meri tabiyat kharab lag rahi he...but better now that you are here meri jaan :love:




oh man..

[punjabified]

punjabified

[FistaCuffs]

lol this is the story chaalbaaz posted a while ago...have a look and tell me what you think


this was not written by me, i cam across it on another forum
it was written and posted by .DEVIL

so i was in a dance club just minding my own business dancin with my girl
when suddenly this peurt-rican guy tries to grind her. so i shove him away
and being the drunk twat that he is he comes back. so i punch him, an under cut straight beneath his jaw and knock him out cold. people start
shouting and clapping and booing etc etc when his two black buddies lunge at me it was a meele and the bouncers throw us out.

so we are out on the streets me alone surrounded by about 4 black guys. luckily for me i am a karate black belt and quicker than those guys. as i was raining blows on them i realized there was an easier way. there was a firetruck parked right across the street so i run towards it and open the hoses towards those guys, you wouldnt belive the force of
the water the guys flew back like 50 meters right into the walls of the night club after it was all over the fire marshall gave me a warning for abusing public property. damn that was a close shave. i always had to have an eye out for the safety of my girl you know.

:rofl: