Best date you've ever been on

[Tha Alchemist]

What was the best date you ever went on? What did the other person do? What did you do?

For me... It was the night I asked my ex to be my girlfriend a long long time ago.

We went to the beach at night, had a picnic. I prepared everything, the dinner, the lights, the wine.

Near the end of the night, I gave her 3 roses...

First a yellow rose and told her it signified my forever friendship to her
Second a white rose and told her it signified my loyalty to her
Third a red rose and told her it signified my love for her.

[la_bele_dame]

n then she puked n ran away

[Hands]

once i met this girl and we got food and went to the theatre where she started to kiss my dick. I was like wtf you doing bitch, then she started to finger my asshole. I liked that so i let her carry on. The end.

[Tha Alchemist]

once i met this girl and we got food and went to the theatre where she started to kiss my dick. I was like wtf you doing bitch, then she started to finger my asshole. I liked that so i let her carry on. The end.


Then you payed her and asked her to leave...

[Felonius Monk]

i dunno whats more pathetic - the fact that you're making shit up, or the fact that the shit you made up is extremely gay

[southystyle]

What was the best date you ever went on? What did the other person do? What did you do?

For me... It was the night I asked my ex to be my girlfriend a long long time ago.

We went to the beach at night, had a picnic. I prepared everything, the dinner, the lights, the wine.

Near the end of the night, I gave her 3 roses...

First a yellow rose and told her it signified my forever friendship to her
Second a white rose and told her it signified my loyalty to her
Third a red rose and told her it signified my love for her.


what bollywood movie did you jack this from..?

[Tha Alchemist]

i dunno whats more pathetic - the fact that you're making shit up, or the fact that the shit you made up is extremely gay


You're mom didn't think it was gay. :Pelvic2:

[jaanvar]

she bought me a happy meal and my life was complete...

[Hands]

wtf dude, i dont gotta pay to get bitches to give me batty wash.

[Tha Alchemist]

she bought me a happy meal and my life was complete...

Did you at least give her the toy?

[jaanvar]

Did you at least give her the toy?
no...it was my toy...
if she had asked for it, i would have given it though..you know, it's not cool if you don't

[Al pacinos doll]

I have never been on an unforgettable date. They all end up so cliche. Expensive dinner, a movie, home.

Men are so uncreative.

[Tha Alchemist]

I have never been on an unforgettable date. They all end up so cliche. Expensive dinner, a movie, home.

Men are so uncreative.


It's the fact that everyone has given up on the art of romance. No one cares for it anymore.

[Al pacinos doll]

What was the best date you ever went on? What did the other person do? What did you do?

For me... It was the night I asked my ex to be my girlfriend a long long time ago.

We went to the beach at night, had a picnic. I prepared everything, the dinner, the lights, the wine.

Near the end of the night, I gave her 3 roses...
First a yellow rose and told her it signified my forever friendship to her
Second a white rose and told her it signified my loyalty to her
Third a red rose and told her it signified my love for her.


Oh that never gets old, but then again so cliche. Shudda given the bitch some Pussycat Dolls tickets. :cool:

[Al pacinos doll]

It's the fact that everyone has given up on the art of romance. No one cares for it anymore.

I agree. Love is dead, and so is Tupac.

[Tha Alchemist]

Oh that never gets old, but then again so cliche. Shudda given the bitch some Pussycat Dolls tickets. :cool:


Pussycat Dolls... lol, I did this shit like 9 years ago. They didn't even exist back then.

[Tha Alchemist]

I agree. Love is dead, and so is Tupac.

You forgot Biggie, may he rest in peace.

[Al pacinos doll]

Pussycat Dolls... lol, I did this shit like 9 years ago. They didn't even exist back then.

If your best date was 9 years ago, you need to up your game.

[Al pacinos doll]

You forgot Biggie, may he rest in peace.

Putcha hands in da air, if youva true playa. :love:

[Tha Alchemist]

If your best date was 9 years ago, you need to up your game.

It's not that... I just haven't met anyone that requires that type of effort since her.

[mizz jassi]

i think that was really cute...


mine was just this one evening we went to this garden and we walked around and talked... it was calming and relaxing...

[Tha Alchemist]

Why thank you... I'm a romantic. I'll admit it, i'm one of a dying breed.

[mizz jassi]

yea you are... i hate guys who think its not cool to come out and do something romantic for their girl

[gooberloo]

i dont go on dates. it is haraam

[London_Man]

i dont go on dates. it is haraam

shut up... u dont go on dates cos ur a stink inky person :rofl:

[gooberloo]

shut up... u dont go on dates cos ur a stink inky person :rofl:

:rofl: okay fine i admit it. :ashamed:

[Desi MC]

:rofl: @ replies.

[hannukaka420]

i dont go on dates. it is haraam
why do ppl bring the haram thing in it ... if you are that concerend you are not suppose to be online talkin to guys in the first place

[gooberloo]

Lol it was a JOKE! :no:

[mizz jassi]

gooby's been on dates....


























with me <3

[gooberloo]

Doh! It is true. :love:

[mizz jassi]

:love:

[gooberloo]

:gol:

[Hands]

once i rang this girl from my hotel room. I gave her a glass of cheap whiskey and told her to strip. She stayed an extra 15 mins and didnt even charge me for it

[saintz]

once i rang this girl from my hotel room. I gave her a glass of cheap whiskey and told her to strip. She stayed an extra 15 mins and didnt even charge me for it
do 11 year olds count?

[Hands]

i dunno. They do maths so i presume so. Unless theyre totally retarded. Then i guess not. They just point and say "uhh"

[saintz]

i dunno. They do maths so i presume so. Unless theyre totally retarded. Then i guess not. They just point and say "uhh"
i knew you'd do that :rofl:

if i gave you two four year olds and an eight year old, do you know what you'd have?

[Hands]

:lol:

3 kids and no wife to take care of them :(

[Hands]

you wanted me to say a 16 year old tho right :cool:

[saintz]

both are pretty good answers. ok seriously now

best date you ever had?

[Hands]

erm well im not really the dating type. Lawl but seriously i know its all gay and soppy but i hooked up with this girl, we had a few drinks during the day, did some shopping and went back to hers to just chill out, talked with her, watched a movie and crashed out. No sex. It felt good. I think i felt most at ease that day than any other dates ive been on.

[saintz]

do girls from bradford date? 'cos as far as i seen they don't date..just fuck

living in london and doing all the dating 'stuff' was kind of weird

[Hands]

i dunno. Im not from bradford :p nor would i fox with dem hizzos nah sayin dawg :cool:

I actually like london chicks, i met a few at house parties down there, they proper chilled and down to earth. Well the ones that ive met anyways

I could do with a "bradford date" right about now tho :p

[saintz]

I'm switching unis from kingston to bradford, be like moving from gujarat to mirpur

where u from?

[doaly69]

this cow once got me in a headlock on a date still
we did have fun :Oops:

[Hands]

lol im from mirpur :p haha nah im from manchester :cool: i love my city

[BoO bOo]

I dont like cheesy guys. I'd rather like it simple time spending.

we just sit in his car for couple good hours at night, smoke weed and listen to music. :lol: including couple other activies :anxious:

I dont need my man spending money like crazy or trying to show me that he loves me. Its bullshit. Keep it simple and you will see the love :)

[~whatever~]

I've never had a guy do anything out of ordinary for me on a date. I have one gf in particular whose bf is a freaking GOD of romance... he does the whole taking her out to the beach at night and putting rose petals for her to walk on, and having a bonfire and watching the waves and drinking wine and what not.

I'm so jealous... i want me a romantic guy too!! :(
But i'm afraid i would think it's too cheesy if it were ever done to me though.

But one romantic thing my bf did for me was on my birthday this year, he came to my house at midnight, and he brought my fav ice-cream and put some candles on it and sang me happy birthday and gave me some really cool presents! lol
that's the closest.

[RacingSoul]

What was the best date you ever went on? What did the other person do? What did you do?

For me... It was the night I asked my ex to be my girlfriend a long long time ago.

We went to the beach at night, had a picnic. I prepared everything, the dinner, the lights, the wine.

Near the end of the night, I gave her 3 roses...

First a yellow rose and told her it signified my forever friendship to her
Second a white rose and told her it signified my loyalty to her
Third a red rose and told her it signified my love for her.

:wtf:

[RacingSoul]

I've never had a guy do anything out of ordinary for me on a date. I have one gf in particular whose bf is a freaking GOD of romance... he does the whole taking her out to the beach at night and putting rose petals for her to walk on, and having a bonfire and watching the waves and drinking wine and what not.

I'm so jealous... i want me a romantic guy too!! :(
But i'm afraid i would think it's too cheesy if it were ever done to me though.

But one romantic thing my bf did for me was on my birthday this year, he came to my house at midnight, and he brought my fav ice-cream and put some candles on it and sang me happy birthday and gave me some really cool presents! lol
that's the closest.

and wtf @ you bumping this junk :ugh:

[PinkPowerRanger]

We went to Burger King I got me some 6 piece chicken nuggets, bk bitch gave me only 4. I then proceeded to chuck each nugget in her weave and make it stay in her hair, i only got 2 in.

[~whatever~]

and wtf @ you bumping this junk :ugh:

ahaha...sorry!

[lil_gangsta_]

What was the best date you ever went on? What did the other person do? What did you do?

For me... It was the night I asked my ex to be my girlfriend a long long time ago.

We went to the beach at night, had a picnic. I prepared everything, the dinner, the lights, the wine.

Near the end of the night, I gave her 3 roses...

First a yellow rose and told her it signified my forever friendship to her
Second a white rose and told her it signified my loyalty to her
Third a red rose and told her it signified my love for her.



dats wht a gal want .,, a romantic date,

nic1 man ,