secret sex buddy

[ProxDJ]

good for sex but afraid to introduce them to your regular friends or admit your affair but you know the sex is damn good and you know that there is no potential for relationship either...

come out now...

[maliky204]

lol i wish :hand:

[ChaalBaaz]

its usually milfs or middle aged women.

[GTZFINEZTZ]

good for sex but afraid to introduce them to your regular friends or admit your affair but you know the sex is damn good and you know that there is no potential for relationship either...

come out now...

Shut the fuck up. Your sex buddy is Palmela Handerson.

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

Haram :no:

[Kslay88]

im working on one.

[desi_shawrty]

I would just get one who looks good, will be cool with my friends and is awesome at sex too.

but i want to stay a virgin so it's all good :chick:

[ProxDJ]

its usually milfs or middle aged women.

i can totally understand...

[Kslay88]

I would just get one who looks good, will be cool with my friends and is awesome at sex too.

but i want to stay a virgin so it's all good :chick:

you just want a huge wang ASAP

[ProxDJ]

I would just get one who looks good, will be cool with my friends and is awesome at sex too.

but i want to stay a virgin so it's all good :chick:

you shouldnt even participate in this thread because you still dont know what sex is

[ProxDJ]

im working on one.

what does that mean

[ProxDJ]

Shut the fuck up. Your sex buddy is Palmela Handerson.

you need a cock slap

[Kslay88]

what does that mean

I was using this one girl but after a couple of one night stands with her she asked "When are you taking me out?"

I'm like shiit.

[desi_shawrty]

you just want a huge wang ASAP

LOL
I can just walk out the door and get some

you shouldnt even participate in this thread because you still dont know what sex is

Well i don't want to know just yet :chick:

[ProxDJ]

I was using this one girl but after a couple of one night stands with her she asked "When are you taking me out?"

I'm like shiit.

hows a couple night = one night stand?

one and out... you need to stay in school and work on your math

btw... was she cute?

[ProxDJ]

LOL
I can just walk out the door and get some



Well i don't want to know just yet :chick:

dont kid yourself.... with a nose like yours, your gonna have to bribe some guys to knock your wall

[Kslay88]

LOL
I can just walk out the door and get some



Well i don't want to know just yet :chick:

I'm pretty sure you can get some and I know how it will work out too.

You lay there on the bed, and that's it, you lay there naked. The guy does you missionary for about 10 minutes, nuts in you, then leaves.

[desi_shawrty]

dont kid yourself.... with a nose like yours, your gonna have to bribe some guys to knock your wall

L O L

You're still at it
I'm actually learning to live with it now
I don't want to get it fixed anymore :D

[GTZFINEZTZ]

you need a cock slap

You look like you've been cocked slapped.

[Kslay88]

hows a couple night = one night stand?

one and out... you need to stay in school and work on your math

btw... was she cute?

but she was damn good at it so I had to do it again.

She's very cute.

[ProxDJ]

L O L

You're still at it
I'm actually learning to live with it now
I don't want to get it fixed anymore :D

showing part of your thong to distract guys from your nose isnt all that bad either.... hey if it works more power to you

[ProxDJ]

You look like you've been cocked slapped.

i am not the one who bends over...

proof: your avi :rofl:

[Kslay88]

showing part of your thong to distract guys from your nose isnt all that bad either.... hey if it works more power to you

lets be serious, desi_shawty prolly wears old grandma type underwear. Her parents would behead her if she had a thong.

[desi_shawrty]

I'm pretty sure you can get some and I know how it will work out too.

You lay there on the bed, and that's it, you lay there naked. The guy does you missionary for about 10 minutes, nuts in you, then leaves.

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

[desi_shawrty]

lets be serious, desi_shawty prolly wears old grandma type underwear. Her parents would behead her if she had a thong.

I cut my granny panties to shape them like thongs

[Kslay88]

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

ok you can shut up now.

[desi_shawrty]

ok you can shut up now.

okay
If you're not comfortable with this


you can tell me about yoru sexlife instead

[ProxDJ]

so i am guessing one of you is the secret sex buddy of others but cant admit it....

* breaking news*

[GTZFINEZTZ]

i am not the one who bends over...

proof: your avi :rofl:

If you were hot i'd ask you to stick it in.

[desi_shawrty]

showing part of your thong to distract guys from your nose isnt all that bad either.... hey if it works more power to you

I have more to offer anyways :hand:
like my cute ears


well i'm outy

[ProxDJ]

If you were hot i'd ask you to stick it in.

ok you can stop your clay aiken drama now

[Halal Meat]

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

what the fuck?
isnt your brother in this site? please close your mouth just like you say your legs are

[ChaalBaaz]

what the fuck?
isnt your brother in this site? please close your mouth just like you say your legs are

whats rattling your cage
let the woman exress herself.
quit acting like the taliban

[ProxDJ]

whats rattling your cage
let the woman exress herself.
quit acting like the taliban

:rofl:

[Halal Meat]

whats rattling your cage
let the woman exress herself.
quit acting like the taliban

lol

[Kslay88]

okay
If you're not comfortable with this


you can tell me about yoru sexlife instead

im a strict muslim inshallah

[ProxDJ]

i think desi shawrty & desi playa are the same person...

[twirl]

im a strict muslim inshallah

Strict Muslim inshallah? :rofl: Idiot

[ProxDJ]

im a strict muslim inshallah

whats a strict muslim?

that comes from someone who nails a girl for a one night stand :rofl:

[Kslay88]

whats a strict muslim?

that comes from someone who nails a girl for a one night stand :rofl:

I listen to tigerstyle, he is my teacher.

praise to allahz.

[ProxDJ]

bump

[di vinci]

she a lil :nuts: a lil too flirty with everyone

[hurryputher]

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

I'm quoting this just so there's more chance of your brother reading it and feeling rather awkward

[americanmohit]

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

yeh post karne se pehle apne pyare bhai ji ka sochna chahiye tha :|

[hurryputher]

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

desi playa
desi-playa
desiplaya
screech

Just making sure

[sarkar_jot]

desi playa
desi-playa
desiplaya
screech

Just making sure

:rofl:
so I'm not the only one who sees it !

[21cent]

jeez hina i feel bad for ur bro

[bliss2xo]

yeah. more like FWB.

[Princess_Ligi]

Me and bilalispakistani. :ashamed:


It will just never work, but damn he gives a good blowjob.

[Rizla]

desi playa
desi-playa
desiplaya
screech

Just making sure

:rofl:

[BilalisPakistani]

Me and bilalispakistani. :ashamed:


It will just never work, but damn he gives a good blowjob.
:blowme:

[BilalisPakistani]

yeah. more like FWB.

My other fwb.

[Princess_Ligi]

:blowme:

Why wont you introduce me to your mom, bilu? Is it because my ass is mocha-colored?

[BilalisPakistani]

Why wont you introduce me to your mom, bilu? Is it because my ass is mocha-colored?

Its not that kind of thing Liggy. I thought we discussed this.

[Princess_Ligi]

Its not that kind of thing Liggy. I thought we discussed this.

But I gave you the most precious gift I could ever offer you, Bilu. I gave you... my body. Did that one night with you, me, the carrot, and your ass mean absolutely nothing???

[BilalisPakistani]

I told you I wasnt down with that.

Fuck carrots!

[bliss2xo]

gosh... a 3sum wit bilal would be hella hot. lmao! :Pelvic2:

a ligi & bliss sammich. ^_^

[Princess_Ligi]

I told you I wasnt down with that.

Fuck carrots!

Ah, I see. Well enjoy this fresh carrot salad I just made you.


http://bp2.blogger.com/_d368S3LC_vQ/RohJqiHe04I/AAAAAAAAACM/mq9iU7HHwW4/s400/CarrotSalad.jpg


Dont worry, the brown stuff on top is just raisins. :-#

[Princess_Ligi]

gosh... a 3sum wit bilal would be hella hot. lmao! :Pelvic2:

a ligi & bliss sammich. ^_^

This might be your most brilliant idea yet. :idea:

[BilalisPakistani]

gosh... a 3sum wit bilal would be hella hot. lmao! :Pelvic2:

a ligi & bliss sammich. ^_^
Yes please.

[bliss2xo]

This might be your most brilliant idea yet. :idea:
lol i know coz we're both tall & lanky & have the same hair. i think the 3 of us should do a photo shoot for the vegas porn convention. ;)

[Princess_Ligi]

lol i know coz we're both tall & lanky & have the same hair. i think the 3 of us should do a photo shoot for the vegas porn convention. ;)

There's a porn convention and you can take pics there? What about just a private photo shoot? Bilal can play camera man.

[Exotic_Princess]

when i get married, my sex buddy will be my hubby...i will rape the beeyatch if he doesn't give it to me when I want it....bleh

[ProxDJ]

when i get married, my sex buddy will be my hubby...i will rape the beeyatch if he doesn't give it to me when I want it....bleh

nothing secret about that

[BilalisPakistani]

There's a porn convention and you can take pics there? What about just a private photo shoot? Bilal can play camera man.

I like this idea.

[Exotic_Princess]

nothing secret about that

:hand:

[southystyle]

lol i would never just lay there

I can't just stay at one spot on a normal basis anyways
and that would be super borring

I would actually prefer to be on top(the first time i can be on the bottom so i get the hang of things and know how it goes)
Plus i'm more about making others happy and satisfying other people so i wouldn't just let the person do me... but i am really bossy so i would still like to be on top and control more of it.

wtf is the point of being all pure and virgin when you are thinking about sex so much.

sounds like you have freakin blueprints drawn out.

[KISS ME QUICK]

good for sex but afraid to introduce them to your regular friends or admit your affair but you know the sex is damn good and you know that there is no potential for relationship either...



spot on and yes i have a f*ck buddy

[southystyle]

spot on and yes i have a f*ck buddy

what's his name?

[Desi MC]

I don't have any :(

[hurryputher]

what's his name?

Geoffrey Boycott

[KISS ME QUICK]

what's his name?

ur dad!!

[southystyle]

ur dad!!

wow, that's an interesting name.

[ProxDJ]

:hand:
:Pelvic2:

[banshod]

whats rattling your cage
let the woman exress herself.
quit acting like the taliban

agreed. haleel meat is acting like a talibani mofo.

[banshod]

I listen to tigerstyle, he is my teacher.

praise to allahz.

I personally prefer Khanbaba over tigerstyle. hey girlllll i wanna lick ur belley boo.

[BoO bOo]

lol @ desi shawty's sexual fantasies