sometimes when you masturbate...

[Hands]

does your mind go off track and you begin to think about other random shit, like the russian war or what u want to eat etc. instead of concentrating on the matter at hand npi :think:

For me masturbation is like meditation, it helps me filter through my thoughts and find peace within myself.

In other words ive found a spiritual path of enlightenment thru pulling my cock. Anybody else experience this?

[Chiqita]

i thought u n me are lesbos:mad:

[Hands]

yall are lame. I know none of you have sex so dont even bother tryna tell me you dont beat your meat or dip your finger in the honey pot

[americanmohit]

hands masturbates on hourly basis to keep himself in peace.

[Hands]

we are lesbo but i like a bit of solo sex sometimes too :Oops: when u coming around to eat my pussy?

[Hands]

not hourly. Sometimes i like to touch myself in the shower. Recently ive began to rub my nipples with my left hand when im doing the deed. I dont know whats got into me. Is this normal?

[Chiqita]

we are lesbo but i like a bit of solo sex sometimes too :Oops: when u coming around to eat my pussy?

on monday so be ready;)

[Hands]

i was born ready motherfucker :rambo: /blade

[maliky204]

only on a friday night.. as i cant go out i have a party of my own :run:

[americanmohit]

not hourly. Sometimes i like to touch myself in the shower. Recently ive began to rub my nipples with my left hand when im doing the deed. I dont know whats got into me. Is this normal?

lmaooooooo

running your hand around your body while you are fantacizing about xhiax :naughty:

[americanmohit]

only on a friday night.. as i cant go out i have a party of my own :run:

gangbang sex in nanga party > any other parties.

[Chiqita]

i was born ready motherfucker :rambo: /blade

oh yeah n wear some nice lingerie for me thongs and ect

[maliky204]

haha

[Hands]

what technique do u employ? Do u go for the full length stroke? Or just rub the clit sideways? How much pressure do you apply? Ive been thinking of getting a butt plug and some nipple clamps to heighten my spiritual experience

[ghettosuppastar]

not hourly. Sometimes i like to touch myself in the shower. Recently ive began to rub my nipples with my left hand when im doing the deed. I dont know whats got into me. Is this normal?
That is completely normal, speaking from personal experience dude :hs:

[americanmohit]

oh yeah n wear some nice lingerie for me thongs and ect

desi grills will look hot in dupatta lingerie :hs:

[ghettosuppastar]

haha
You laugh too much.

[Chiqita]

desi grills will look hot in dupatta lingerie :hs:

pics?

[Hands]

werd mohit. I have printed off her pics and laminated them so i can take them in the shower with me. Nothing like a good visual aide

[ghettosuppastar]

pics?
ask him for videos.. he got it all

[maliky204]

gangbang sex in nanga party > any other parties.

im on lockdown so party for 1 it is :kekeke:

[maliky204]

You laugh too much.

thats just me! :mrhappy:

[Hands]

chiqita for you il cover myself in chocolate and you can undress me with your tongue :naughty:

[southystyle]

do you switch hands halfway, to keep symmetry..?

[Hands]

yo kru do you touch your nipples too?

[mordor]

Ok so once I decided to have a wank when I was really high on hash. It took like 30 minutes because my mind kept drifting to god knows what. I can't even begin to speak about the randonmess and bizarreness of the thoughts that came into my mind. Totally non-sexual and unrelated to anything. But let's just say, it was all worth it.

[americanmohit]

pics?

if i was a lingerie designer, i'd definitely have created dupatta lingeries for desi grills. :hs:

[ghettosuppastar]

yo kru do you touch your nipples too?
Ofcourse!

[ghettosuppastar]

Ok so once I decided to have a wank when I was really high on hash. It took like 30 minutes because my mind kept drifting to god knows what. I can't even begin to speak about the randonmess and bizarreness of the thoughts that came into my mind. Totally non-sexual and unrelated to anything. But let's just say, it was all worth it.
did you pleasure your butthole while you were wankin it , just curious nothing serious

[Hands]

southy i did try that, but i felt violated, it was like having a one night stand with my left while still emotionally attached to my right. All i could think about was the pain i was causing my old faithful. I felt dirty

[Chiqita]

chiqita for you il cover myself in chocolate and you can undress me with your tongue :naughty:

n some cream aswell right on ur nipples so i cn lick it off :naughty:

[Hands]

rofl. Mordor u know what im on about. Dude have you ever fucked while stoned. Its the same. Ur all up in that pussy but ur mind is somewhere else. Once u get back in the zone your alright tho

[Chiqita]

if i was a lingerie designer, i'd definitely have created dupatta lingeries for desi grills. :hs:

lol i hope there will be one day summit like dat

[mordor]

rofl. Mordor u know what im on about. Dude have you ever fucked while stoned. Its the same. Ur all up in that pussy but ur mind is somewhere else. Once u get back in the zone your alright tho
I'm a virgin.

[Hands]

:rofl: haha bullshit

[ghettosuppastar]

rofl. Mordor u know what im on about. Dude have you ever fucked while stoned. Its the same. Ur all up in that pussy but ur mind is somewhere else. Once u get back in the zone your alright tho
Especially when the bitch u bangin is blazed too... oh the best feeling in the world

[FaRiDooN]

does your mind go off track and you begin to think about other random shit, like the russian war or what u want to eat etc. instead of concentrating on the matter at hand npi :think:

For me masturbation is like meditation, it helps me filter through my thoughts and find peace within myself.

In other words ive found a spiritual path of enlightenment thru pulling my cock. Anybody else experience this?

Seems more like you are having a war with your own penis when you are thinking about Russian war?

[Stig.]

One of my male cousin was watching porno in the living room while his family were asleep. He got a bit over excited and started wanking near the tele, few minutes later his mum was coming down the stairs to get some water from the kitchen but it was too late, he'd already cum on the screen. Poor guy had to pull his chudy up and pretend as if nothing happened. Lulz

[(sic)]

sometimes i think of stuff i really shouldnt be thinking of.

[Hands]

Especially when the bitch u bangin is blazed too... oh the best feeling in the world
:werd: and two dragon stouts before hand :yum: that shit put lead in your pencil

[Hands]

sometimes i think of stuff i really shouldnt be thinking of.
have you ever thought of a fat bitch when whacking off and lost your wood??



ooohhh do you ever when about to reach climax try to think of the nastiest thoughts like fatties and shit to calm you down, it never works for me tho :( i still bust a nut

[Hands]

Seems more like you are having a war with your own penis when you are thinking about Russian war?
seems like you should stfu

[Hands]

One of my male cousin was watching porno in the living room while his family were asleep. He got a bit over excited and started wanking near the tele, few minutes later his mum was coming down the stairs to get some water from the kitchen but it was too late, he'd already cum on the screen. Poor guy had to pull his chudy up and pretend as if nothing happened. Lulz
he coulda just said it was yogurt and licked it off :yum:

[(sic)]

have you ever thought of a fat bitch when whacking off and lost your wood??



ooohhh do you ever when about to reach climax try to think of the nastiest thoughts like fatties and shit to calm you down, it never works for me tho :( i still bust a nut

i think of you.

[Hands]

i think of you.
i stop you from reaching climax?? :(

[(sic)]

i stop you from reaching climax?? :(

yeh yo annihilate my boner.

crap i was out last night i didnt get to watchh that thing on Channel 4. did you? they went game hunting!

[di vinci]

i do not do wanking. i get another man to wank me off in the gents.. all i can do is stand up but my hands arpound the back of my head and go AHHH

[Hands]

yeh yo annihilate my boner.

crap i was out last night i didnt get to watchh that thing on Channel 4. did you? they went game hunting!
oh shit no bro, i was asleep early last night, i had a blinding headache :no:

i met an RDer and we went sheesha, im not used to it and i think i smoked too mcuh, it gave me a headache, nastiest headache ive had in a long time, i crashed by about10.30 i think :| i might catch it on 4 OD

ive been following the tudors but i missed that aswell last night :( i wonder if anne boleyn lost her head

[Hands]

i do not do wanking. i get another man to wank me off in the gents.. all i can do is stand up but my hands arpound the back of my head and go AHHH
that not another man vinci, thats the urinal :p

[di vinci]

that not another man vinci, thats the urinal :p
WE DONT HAVE PUBLIC TOILETS IN WALES;)

[(sic)]

oh shit no bro, i was asleep early last night, i had a blinding headache :no:

i met an RDer and we went sheesha, im not used to it and i think i smoked too mcuh, it gave me a headache, nastiest headache ive had in a long time, i crashed by about10.30 i think :| i might catch it on 4 OD

ive been following the tudors but i missed that aswell last night :( i wonder if anne boleyn lost her head

i know who you met. this was in manc right. i hope you smashed the granny out of the bitch.

whats 4 OD?

[Hands]

WE DONT HAVE PUBLIC TOILETS IN WALES;)
:lol:

[Hands]

i know who you met. this was in manc right. i hope you smashed the granny out of the bitch.

whats 4 OD?
yeah in manc :lol: how do you know who i met?? i wanted to meet nad aswell but i couldnt get hold of him :|

4 on demand, its the online thing to catch missed programs, get with it dude, if you miss something you can always watch online

[(sic)]

yeah in manc :lol: how do you know who i met?? i wanted to meet nad aswell but i couldnt get hold of him :|

4 on demand, its the online thing to catch missed programs, get with it dude, if you miss something you can always watch online

i got my tabs on you dont worry you little focker. i got my own ready eye.

oh like that BBC iPlayer thing. kewl i'll check it out later.

suck my penis?

[yussi]

GXX-BRSTY9E

I once got side tracked and thought of this.. then again they were the same girls in question, just a different context

[Hands]

i got my tabs on you dont worry you little focker. i got my own ready eye.

oh like that BBC iPlayer thing. kewl i'll check it out later.

suck my penis?
lol @ focker, you make me want to go ahead and make a what i think of you voice clip thread :Oops:

did nav tell you we was gona meet up? haha i thought only faz knew lawlll

yeah like bbc iplayer but its a downloadable app, its much better, you can access it stright from your desktop and i think the stuff stays on there longer than a week :D

[Hands]

GXX-BRSTY9E

I once got side tracked and thought of this.. then again they were the same girls in question, just a different context
wtf is this american bullshit?? :gtfo:

[yussi]

wtf is this american bullshit?? :gtfo:
its one tree hill.. duhh
Sophia Bush :love:

[di vinci]

:lol:
:eyebrow:

[Hands]

its one tree hill.. duhh
Sophia Bush :love:
one tree hill?? :| ok

you watch some weird shit :no: dont you have bbc4?

[Hands]

:eyebrow:
when re you coming on over? and hey whats happening with arshy? has he tied the knot yet?

[creatinekid]

does your mind go off track and you begin to think about other random shit, like the russian war or what u want to eat etc. instead of concentrating on the matter at hand npi :think:

For me masturbation is like meditation, it helps me filter through my thoughts and find peace within myself.

In other words ive found a spiritual path of enlightenment thru pulling my cock. Anybody else experience this?

yea I feel you and the next thing you know your pulling on a flaccid dick

[yussi]

one tree hill?? :| ok

you watch some weird shit :no: dont you have bbc4?
yeah i have all them BBC channels but they are kinda dull
mIZx4reximY
lollers

[(sic)]

lol @ focker, you make me want to go ahead and make a what i think of you voice clip thread :Oops:

did nav tell you we was gona meet up? haha i thought only faz knew lawlll

yeah like bbc iplayer but its a downloadable app, its much better, you can access it stright from your desktop and i think the stuff stays on there longer than a week :D

yes make it and make sure i am the first one you do. and i want a LOOONG ass clip. not some sissy one minute fuckjob.

no i have never spoken to nav. who the fuck is faz. i told you cunt, i am watching you.

how about i download yhou onto my dick.

[Hands]

yea I feel you and the next thing you know your pulling on a flaccid dick
:lol: haha yeah you feel me on that yeah, and then your thinking wtf, wheres my wood , sometimes you stand up again othertimes you just think fuck it, its not meant to be and pull your pants back up

its worse when your fucking and it happens and your cock goes soft when up in the pussy :no: nothing will wind a bitch up like that, you gotta pull the shit out and slapping it on her clit to wake the fucker up again :no:

[Hands]

yeah i have all them BBC channels but they are kinda dull
mIZx4reximY
lollers
there is noting dull about factual programs :no: shit bbc4 is my fav channel, so informative :love:

[Hands]

yes make it and make sure i am the first one you do. and i want a LOOONG ass clip. not some sissy one minute fuckjob.

no i have never spoken to nav. who the fuck is faz. i told you cunt, i am watching you.

how about i download yhou onto my dick.
lolol ok lemme type up some text for you so i can make it last as long as you want it to :lol:

yours will be in my OP

erm faz is aznpaddy :| lol so how did you know who i was meeting?? :|

if your gonna downlaod me have your anti virus software ready kay :lol:

[yussi]

there is noting dull about factual programs :no: shit bbc4 is my fav channel, so informative :love:
hzus3NZYqOM
This scene is hawt.
BBC4 ive never really been inclined to watch it.. ive been bbc1 though..old skool
i was watching that documentry about "the man who cylced the world"
God he biched so much about being in Pakiland when he was cycling

he got kinda owned when he work up with fresh rat shit 1 cm away from his head hahahaha

[creatinekid]

:lol: haha yeah you feel me on that yeah, and then your thinking wtf, wheres my wood , sometimes you stand up again othertimes you just think fuck it, its not meant to be and pull your pants back up

its worse when your fucking and it happens and your cock goes soft when up in the pussy :no: nothing will wind a bitch up like that, you gotta pull the shit out and slapping it on her clit to wake the fucker up again :no:

:lol: Thats why you needa get your hands on some crack/heroin, I hear you stay hard until you pass from the lack of blood going to your brain...:rofl: standing up does help tho.

[(sic)]

lolol ok lemme type up some text for you so i can make it last as long as you want it to :lol:

yours will be in my OP

erm faz is aznpaddy :| lol so how did you know who i was meeting?? :|

if your gonna downlaod me have your anti virus software ready kay :lol:

tut dont tyope it up its got to be off the top of your head.

listen nyagaa. i told u enough times, i have my fucking ways.

no. i want your virus :love:

[Hands]

hzus3NZYqOM
This scene is hawt.
BBC4 ive never really been inclined to watch it.. ive been bbc1 though..old skool
i was watching that documentry about "the man who cylced the world"
God he biched so much about being in Pakiland when he was cycling

he got kinda owned when he work up with fresh rat shit 1 cm away from his head hahahaha
haha i dont want to view the yt clips, they annoy the shit out of me, i mean carry on posting them by all means but they wont be watched i promise you :D

bbc1 docs sometimes get repeated on bbc4, i try to catch as many as possible, im more into my history and nature docs, i watch geograpacial ones aswell, i didnt catch the one of the cycling man, il have to look for it :D owned tho about the rat shit, i woulda freaked out had it happened to me, eurrghhh imagione waking up and actually seeing it taking a shit infront of your eyes, just inches away from you :ugh:

[Hands]

:lol: Thats why you needa get your hands on some crack/heroin, I hear you stay hard until you pass from the lack of blood going to your brain...:rofl: standing up does help tho.
thats some disgusting shit mayne :no: i tried to fuck on coke once, i couldnt get my dick up, well i just couldnt get into the mood, i just wanted to tyouch with myhands instead, my sense of touch just goes thru the roof when im on that shit, fucking amazing :love:

[Hands]

tut dont tyope it up its got to be off the top of your head.

listen nyagaa. i told u enough times, i have my fucking ways.

no. i want your virus :love:
lololol i did one but erm i dont think im gonna make a thread, il post the link for you tho :lol: it takes too long to uplaod and well i just kinda woek up im still fucking groggy

i just listened to it too ashamed: fuck i sound northern and common :ashamed:

[Hands]

y0 sic

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Q01HSkhUMGNreEJjR0E9PQ


:lol:

[(sic)]

lololol i did one but erm i dont think im gonna make a thread, il post the link for you tho :lol: it takes too long to uplaod and well i just kinda woek up im still fucking groggy

i just listened to it too ashamed: fuck i sound northern and common :ashamed:

no dood make it ahaha. or just make a few for ppl who will post and make the thread later. your accent is funny :giggle:

[Hands]

i feel like i just bastardised your hard work :ashamed:

[ghettosuppastar]

y0 sic




:lol:
Wtf wheres my voice clib :hand:


Sing me a song <3 ilu4everneverboo

[(sic)]

y0 sic

:lol:

LOLLERS. i can picture you falling for some slag and you reciting that poem to her. :rofl: you cunt ahahaha i should copyright it.

dont fucking lie to me you dont like pussy. you're gagging for cock everytime i speak to you. remember that time i put a KK original glazed doughnut around my cock and u ate it off.

[Hands]

Wtf wheres my voice clib :hand:


Sing me a song <3 ilu4everneverboo
:lol: lolololol
one ofr you too meri makhani :love:

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Q01HSkhUY1NlaFJjR0E9PQ :kekeke:

[ghettosuppastar]

:lol: lolololol
one ofr you too meri makhani :love:

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Q01HSkhUY1NlaFJjR0E9PQ :kekeke:
:love: oh myy ju just turned me onnn :Oops: im so saving this :gay:

[Hands]

LOLLERS. i can picture you falling for some slag and you reciting that poem to her. :rofl: you cunt ahahaha i should copyright it.

dont fucking lie to me you dont like pussy. you're gagging for cock everytime i speak to you. remember that time i put a KK original glazed doughnut around my cock and u ate it off.
:lol: i just didnt know what to say iso i had to profess my undying love for you and look how you shun me, dont even appreciate the effort i put into writing that poem for you :Paper:

haha thats awesome shit, that shit will make bitches cream themselve, i should put it in sms format and text all the honeys in my phoone book :Oops:

dude the only reason i ate the donut was cos i thought shit what a waste of £1.30, and it was a KK after all :lol:

[ghettosuppastar]

LOLLERS. i can picture you falling for some slag and you reciting that poem to her. :rofl: you cunt ahahaha i should copyright it.

dont fucking lie to me you dont like pussy. you're gagging for cock everytime i speak to you. remember that time i put a KK original glazed doughnut around my cock and u ate it off.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Hands]

:love: oh myy ju just turned me onnn :Oops: im so saving this :gay:
:rofl: kekeke i should make the thread? shoul i or shoulkdnt i?

fuck i hate hearing my own voice, it sounds differnent when i speak to how it sounds when i listen to a recording :no: i swear i sound so fucking desi :|

[ghettosuppastar]

Do it my makhaani

[(sic)]

:lol: lolololol
one ofr you too meri makhani :love:

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Q01HSkhUY1NlaFJjR0E9PQ :kekeke:

:roflbow: you're so fucking northern

if i didnt know you and i heard your accent i'd feel fucking disgusted. but since its you its all gravy <3

:lol: i just didnt know what to say iso i had to profess my undying love for you and look how you shun me, dont even appreciate the effort i put into writing that poem for you :Paper:

haha thats awesome shit, that shit will make bitches cream themselve, i should put it in sms format and text all the honeys in my phoone book :Oops:

dude the only reason i ate the donut was cos i thought shit what a waste of £1.30, and it was a KK after all :lol:

lol sorry baby its a wery wery nice and thoughtful poem. cunt.

LMAO do it, text them and see what they say

u licked me up pretty well after. i wasnt even sticky no mo'

[Hands]

Do it my makhaani
lol i did it :kekeke:

[ghettosuppastar]

Lol Lol

[Hands]

:roflbow: you're so fucking northern

if i didnt know you and i heard your accent i'd feel fucking disgusted. but since its you its all gravy <3



lol sorry baby its a wery wery nice and thoughtful poem. cunt.

LMAO do it, text them and see what they say

u licked me up pretty well after. i wasnt even sticky no mo'
:lol: theres nothing wrong with northern :love: it means im special :D

all you southerners take the picc outta my accent, i get calls in the middle of the night from southern fairies tryna emulate my shit :no:

it took me like forvere to think of what to write you but i just let my heart bleed and that was what came out :Oops:

[RacingSoul]

desi grills will look hot in dupatta lingerie :hs:

what on God's green earth is that?!

[RacingSoul]

when I'm pleasuring myself, i use my left hand because the right hand is busy switching one porn material to another...multi-tasking at its best! :cool:

[Hands]

what on God's green earth is that?!
some of that choli se peeche kya hai fobby love making shit

i prefer crotchless panties to be quite honest

[RacingSoul]

some of that choli se peeche kya hai fobby love making shit

i prefer crotchless panties to be quite honest

:rofl:

[ghettosuppastar]

some of that choli se peeche kya hai fobby love making shit

i prefer crotchless panties to be quite honest
cuuk cuuk cuuuk cuuuk cuuuk