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[lilhuni2]

read this on someones profile! made me laugh its pretty accurate :shock:
:rofl:


every auntyjee wants a son-in-law hu is:
sweet, cute, gud lukin, caring, has a sense of humour,
doesn do drugs, doesn drink, respects gyals feelins,
has a gud family background, a gud educational background, and is hardworking!
errrmmmmm dat pretty much sums up da kinda guy i am!! lol


now ive jus joined up2 this ratedesi..
n alredy im getin msgz from people dat r weird n krazy!..
i got a msg 4rm a lady..
hu lukd like she woz 40!...
askin 4 my msn addy...
i told her 2 do 1!..da oldey!
den a gyal msgz me sayin she wants 2 meet up wiv me...
bcoz she finks im sexy..
n she's willing 2 travel 2 my city!...
wel unfortunately she messaged da wrong guy...
coz im gona mek her travel around da whole country!!..
den i get a msg from a gyal cald lucy..
she wants me 2 sign up2 her site coz its entertainin n free!..
im afraid she woznt worth a reply!....


wat a site is this ratedesi ..
guys n gyals communicating facility...
gyals sayin its all about da personality..
but goin 4 da gud lukin ones onlyyy...
always wantin da ferrari..
neva being able 2 settle 4 da mini!...
evry1 tryna get their rating high..
even tho da ratings r all lies..


gyals tryna pose..
wearin revealin clothes..
but wat r they reli like? nobody knows!..
on da inside they cud be as beautyful as a freshly pickd rose....
but people onli go on wat da outside shows! ...

gyals getin harassd..
by guys dat r mashed...
gyals givin da excuse dat their msn has crashd!..
but da msgz from da guy 2 gyal keep getin passd..
da gyal gets tired of sendin em 2 da trash!!..
den 1 day da gyal says sumfin harsh..
n da next day da guy starts calin da gyal a piece of trash!...


lolzz wen wil u guys understand....
u gota be toned n tanned....
wearin clothes of a reputable brand...
ownin ya own bit of land...
havin a couple of spare grand...
onli den wil u get da gyals hand...
or else u jus gona get banned!..


guys tryna pull gyals wid determination...
puttin in all their concentration...
if onli they had workd this hard wid their education! ...
i gota admit dat der is an interestin mix of da ratedesi population...
mostly pakistani n indian..
but also turkish n moroccan..
american...
all da way 2 australian!..
this site is quite an attraction..
da desi sensation.. dts y im here! ...2 chek out da temptation..


now lemme tel u about me a lil bit....
ma civic gets me 2 places within minutes...
on da way pickin up speedin tickets..
evry cricket game tekin 3 wickets..
cant go widout ma chicken fillets...
gyals givin me their digits...
unfortunately i aint got no free credits!...

[Si.Singh.3873]

:rofl:

[Si.Singh.3873]

by the way, what a devilishly good sig you have there lilhuni... the designer who did that mus of been amazin...!

[lilhuni2]

by the way, what a devilishly good sig you have there lilhuni... the designer who did that mus of been amazin...!

hehe!! hey my e-love :kiss:

yeps he did a good job :D

[G-STARR]

:roflwtf: thats so funny n so true lol

[SERIAL_CHILLER]

Next time a bird asks for your email addy you can give em mine!!

[lilhuni2]

done

[Si.Singh.3873]

hehe!! hey my e-love :kiss:

yeps he did a good job :D

i got a feeling you going to have another amazing one coming soon

[lilhuni2]

i got a feeling you going to have another amazing one coming soon

:D yay

[GBROS]

:D yay

u got any "huni" for me honey? ;)

[lilhuni2]

u got any "huni" for me honey? ;)

:rofl: lolz

what kinda hunni geebros? ;)

[Si.Singh.3873]

...Done

[GBROS]

:rofl: lolz

what kinda hunni geebros? ;)

whats on offer? a kissy? :rolleyes:

[lilhuni2]

whats on offer? a kissy? :rolleyes:

if thats what u wish ;)

[Cli¢κ ere]

Classic

[Iron_Lungs]

damn
mate had enuff time on his hands

[GBROS]

if thats what u wish ;)

:( :(

[lilhuni2]

:( :(

y so serious? :rolleyes:

[GBROS]

y so serious? :rolleyes:

i was going to leave without you kissing me :blush:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

sic guy nice flow
i dnt understand girls they want guys to drive flash cars and expensive clothes yet they shop in primark tut tut lol

[lilhuni2]

sic guy nice flow
i dnt understand girls they want guys to drive flash cars and expensive clothes yet they shop in primark tut tut lol

:rofl:

why have your man drive a flash car when you can drive one yourself? :sarb:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

:rofl:

why have your man drive a flash car when you can drive one yourself? :sarb:

u gta admit its tru lool if primark didnt exist most girls wud commit suicide :rofl:
cos u want the man 2 act like a chauufer and ureself like the princess

[lilhuni2]

u gta admit its tru lool if primark didnt exist most girls wud commit suicide :rofl:
cos u want the man 2 act like a chauufer and ureself like the princess

hehe!!
im the type ov lady who prefers doing it herself!!
yeh my mans got a nice car but so have i! gone are those days! but yeh i ocassionally get lazy an make him drive hehe :D

In luton its known as primarni :rofl:

[GBROS]

sic guy nice flow
i dnt understand girls they want guys to drive flash cars and expensive clothes yet they shop in primark tut tut lol

yo bro what up homie? :bhapi:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

hehe!!
im the type ov lady who prefers doing it herself!!
yeh my mans got a nice car but so have i! gone are those days! but yeh i ocassionally get lazy an make him drive hehe :D

In luton its known as primarni :rofl:
its called primani where ever chavs are :rofl:
wot car u drive?

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

yo bro what up homie? :bhapi:
ez bro just relaxin and that wt bout u?

[lilhuni2]

its called primani where ever chavs are :rofl:
wot car u drive?

lawlz :rofl:

i drive an a3 hunni x

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

lawlz :rofl:

i drive an a3 hunni x
ooo check u out wot plate?

[GBROS]

lilhuni come pick me up :(

[lilhuni2]

lilhuni come pick me up :(

where would you like to go pookie?

[lilhuni2]

ooo check u out wot plate?

ahem :D

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

ahem :D
u gangster

[GBROS]

where would you like to go pookie?

anywhere....as long as im with you :(

[lilhuni2]

u gangster

hai :chick:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

hai :chick:
lol wots with hai u tired lol

[lilhuni2]

anywhere....as long as im with you :(

aww ajja pookie xxx

dunya ka sehr karenge :cool:

[lilhuni2]

lol wots with hai u tired lol

hehe i like sayin hai!!!!

[GBROS]

aww ajja pookie xxx

dunya ka sehr karenge :cool:

ap ni mayray duniya? :rolleyes: xx

[lilhuni2]

ap ni mayray duniya? :rolleyes: xx

y not xx ;)

[GBROS]

y not xx ;)

:Pelvic2: we meeting soon cant wait. ;) xx

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

hehe i like sayin hai!!!!
ai hai kiya bahat hai

[lilhuni2]

:Pelvic2: we meeting soon cant wait. ;) xx

yeps aaajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :cool:

o wait im coming there :D

[lilhuni2]

ai hai kiya bahat hai

:rofl:

koi baath nahi :love:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

:rofl:

koi baath nahi :love:
chalo pthar jeenay raho lol
so where bouts u frm?

[GBROS]

yeps aaajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :cool:

o wait im coming there :D

hurry up or im going emergency room :( ;)

[lilhuni2]

chalo pthar jeenay raho lol
so where bouts u frm?

hehe i swear u were speakin patwari there!!!

scotland orig but not hailing from Luton :rolleyes:

[lilhuni2]

hurry up or im going emergency room :( ;)

y hun? :shock:

[GBROS]

y hun? :shock:

because i need a hug ;) x

[GBROS]

ez bro just relaxin and that wt bout u?

im good too bro thanks

[lilhuni2]

because i need a hug ;) x

mayb ull find a nice nurse while ur in the emergency room :D

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

hehe i swear u were speakin patwari there!!!

scotland orig but not hailing from Luton :rolleyes:
i was well mirpuri
oh so u frm lutonistan lol

[lilhuni2]

i was well mirpuri
oh so u frm lutonistan lol

hehe patwari!!!

not from ther just living there :rofl::(

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

hehe patwari!!!

not from ther just living there :rofl::(
so im guessin u from mirpur area 2?
wot u mean just living there lol

[lilhuni2]

so im guessin u from mirpur area 2?
wot u mean just living there lol
ill never be from there as ill always be scottish pookie

yeps not from mirpur from kashmir but speak patwari x

[GBROS]

mayb ull find a nice nurse while ur in the emergency room :D

is it going to be you in a nurse costume for me? :(

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

ill never be from there as ill always be scottish pookie

yeps not from mirpur from kashmir but speak patwari x
ok wee scootish lassy
im guessin dadyal? cos loads of dadyalis in luton

[lilhuni2]

ok wee scootish lassy
im guessin dadyal? cos loads of dadyalis in luton

hehe nope not dadyaal

from a place called kotli?

[lilhuni2]

is it going to be you in a nurse costume for me? :(

i doesnt have a nurses outfit :(

[GBROS]

i doesnt have a nurses outfit :(

then you dont need one, just come save me or else ima sing "911" by wyclef and mary. j :(

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

hehe nope not dadyaal

from a place called kotli?
doin it my old man knws sum kotli peeps

[lilhuni2]

then you dont need one, just come save me or else ima sing "911" by wyclef and mary. j :(

o gawd :rofl:

[lilhuni2]

doin it my old man knws sum kotli peeps

who doesn't :rolleyes:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

who doesn't :rolleyes:
me :rolleyes:

[lilhuni2]

me :rolleyes:

pagal :D

[GBROS]

o gawd :rofl:

:squint: ima steal you away from your current guy ;):Pelvic2: dope boy gonna make you his bonnie :Pelvic2: ima hold you so tight that you aint gotta go nowhere ;)

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

pagal :D
pagal is as pagal does

[lilhuni2]

:squint: ima steal you away from your current guy ;):Pelvic2: dope boy gonna make you his bonnie :Pelvic2: ima hold you so tight that you aint gotta go nowhere ;)

:love::Oops::mrhappy:

[lilhuni2]

pagal is as pagal does

:rofl: so true!!

i shud b asleeeeeep

have u guys had your mela?

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

:rofl: so true!!

i shud b asleeeeeep

have u guys had your mela?
yea it was a few weeks ago urs is coming up soon init?

[GBROS]

:love::Oops::mrhappy:

watch when you see me :love: :Oops:

[lilhuni2]

yea it was a few weeks ago urs is coming up soon init?

twas today babe
we had jassi sidhu adh an hunterz :Pelvic2:

[lilhuni2]

watch when you see me :love: :Oops:

o yeh ;)

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

twas today babe
we had jassi sidhu adh an hunterz :Pelvic2:

u go 2 it?
we had imran khan sidhu mumzy hdhami and a few others

[GBROS]

o yeh ;)

ima put my every penny on it :Oops:

[lilhuni2]

u go 2 it?
we had imran khan sidhu mumzy hdhami and a few others

omg i wuda travelled there to c imran khan :D
yeh hunni i went 2 it!! was alrite the stands were a bit crap an i ktp gettin attacked by wasps :(

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

omg i wuda travelled there to c imran khan :D
yeh hunni i went 2 it!! was alrite the stands were a bit crap an i ktp gettin attacked by wasps :(
yea he was gd with nachle lol
haha wots weather like?

[lilhuni2]

yea he was gd with nachle lol
haha wots weather like?

weve had sick weather for weeks an then tday it was raining on and off
was a shame coz pple work hard to put the event tgether but brittish weather fuks it up

nachle mere samne thu billo ranni ye

[lilhuni2]

ima put my every penny on it :Oops:

only a penny?

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

weve had sick weather for weeks an then tday it was raining on and off
was a shame coz pple work hard to put the event tgether but brittish weather fuks it up

nachle mere samne thu billo ranni ye
its bin raining 4 past week here
ni nachle

[GBROS]

only a penny?

ma every penny comes in plastic...;) datz "credit cardz" :cool: im muhaf*kin hustler gurl. u feel me? :Pelvic2:

[lilhuni2]

its bin raining 4 past week here
ni nachle

blaaah im still in bed so need even opened the curtains 2 c the weather :D

[lilhuni2]

ma every penny comes in plastic...;) datz "credit cardz" :cool: im muhaf*kin hustler gurl. u feel me? :Pelvic2:

uh huh :rolleyes:

[GBROS]

uh huh :rolleyes:

come on gangsta bee u know we need to start deliverin punch lines on this forum ;)

[lilhuni2]

come on gangsta bee u know we need to start deliverin punch lines on this forum ;)

if its ghetto then no as theres nuthin ghetto bout me!!

i have trouble understandin what your saying when you speak like that :-|






hugs xx

[GBROS]

if its ghetto then no as theres nuthin ghetto bout me!!

i have trouble understandin what your saying when you speak like that :-|






hugs xx

we ait gotta kick it with my slang. we just gotta show the love...*big hug*xx

[lilhuni2]

we ait gotta kick it with my slang. we just gotta show the love...*big hug*xx

lol aslong as your love is better than your jokez zee

:D

[GBROS]

lol aslong as your love is better than your jokez zee

:D

you telling everyone? :shock: :Oops:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

blaaah im still in bed so need even opened the curtains 2 c the weather :D
lol it was sik weather 2day

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:rofl:

[lilhuni2]

you telling everyone? :shock: :Oops:

im not :D

ok mayb i am :rofl:

[lilhuni2]

lol it was sik weather 2day

i cant remember how it was!! :neutral:

same situation again tday damn im up early :shock:

[OPEN_URE_MIND]

its propa depressing man

[lilhuni2]

its propa depressing man

ur depressing :rolleyes:





































































joke :D

[GBROS]

im not :D

ok mayb i am :rofl:

:shock::shock: