Please can I make frandships with you?

[zai_alam]

:hay:

[di vinci]

damm.. he still dosnt get the message.there only ONE GAY on rd and his name isnt zia alam but DOALY KAMERJEE DHOODWALA KHAN BEGUM KARIM KUMAR

[zai_alam]

does he make fraandships with everyone here?

[di vinci]

he bisexual.. so he make friendship with anything with a hole

[zai_alam]

mans got class. and pizzaz too :cool2:

[maliky204]

:hay:

[di vinci]

oh fuck.. the "thou shalt not speak its name is heere"

[maliky204]

oh fuck.. the "thou shalt not speak its name is heere"

:squint: im gona get ur asshole raped

[CantThinkOfAName]

Hi.

[pretty_preeti]

damm.. he still dosnt get the message.there only ONE GAY on rd and his name isnt zia alam but DOALY KAMERJEE DHOODWALA KHAN BEGUM KARIM KUMAR

:rofl:

[xhiax]

:wave:

[djskee]

dude I hear congrats are due?

[SSSash]

:hay:

U hoe! :hay:

When did u get married ?? Congrats again :)

[zai_alam]

Hi.
... :)

[zai_alam]

:wave:

:nadya:

[zai_alam]

dude I hear congrats are due?


:naughty:

[zai_alam]

U hoe! :hay:

When did u get married ?? Congrats again :)

June 6th. Came back to london about 4 days ago and thought 'the sky looks well miserable, i want to go back dammit' :squint:

[paki_Faz]

June 6th. Came back to london about 4 days ago and thought 'the sky looks well miserable, i want to go back dammit' :squint:

wtf.....................congrats

[Angel_Face_K]

Hai Hai.. Where you been Mr!

[Angel_Face_K]

Oh and congratulations dear :D

[jumpn jza]

Who's the girl in your sig?

[The Genie]

Who's the girl in your sig?

the wifey :)

congrats dude..


:king:

[SSSash]

June 6th. Came back to london about 4 days ago and thought 'the sky looks well miserable, i want to go back dammit' :squint:

Yea how long were u away for ? Is the wife on these shores (yet?) .. dude u have some serious catching up to catch up on !!

[addiction01]

Are the Brits making a comeback?

I hope so, I hope so.

[DESI-PEACHES]

:grouphug:

[zai_alam]

:grouphug:

hello Jaksy :hug:

i understand that you're bored at work? :lol:

[warmhearted_girl]

:hay:

hii

[DESI-PEACHES]

hello Jaksy :hug:

i understand that you're bored at work? :lol:

Am i always!! :D

How u been? Congrats btw :Party:

[zai_alam]

hii

hiiii

i like canadians, you lot are like the nicer, smarter version of americans.

[punjabified]

Meet me on shaadi.com please cam with the me.

[warmhearted_girl]

hiiii

i like canadians, you lot are like the nicer, smarter version of americans.

hii thx. Yes we're soft ppl :)

[zai_alam]

Am i always!! :D

How u been? Congrats btw :Party:

lol, why dont you play a few pranks at work?

thank you! i've been mostly eating halal sausages this week (i like to pretend they're not halal) :nervous:

and i'm really missing that tiger drink from sylhet. other than that, i'm running up a huge phone bill chatting with me wife :werd:

how you been lately?

[zai_alam]

Meet me on shaadi.com please cam with the me.

why the hell should i?! :squint:

[zai_alam]

hii thx. Yes we're soft ppl :)

some of my favourite people are canadians, like john candy.

[punjabified]

why the hell should i?! :squint:

sexy time?

[warmhearted_girl]

some of my favourite people are canadians, like john candy.

oh kool, well I dunno who he is lol.

[zai_alam]

sexy time?

oh, ok then! :rolleyes:
but i'm telling you now, i refuse to wear any lepord print underpants. i don't do that kind of stuff anymore :gay:
shall I shave my groin region?

[zai_alam]

oh kool, well I dunno who he is lol.

OMG!!! :cool2:
You don't know who Jhon Candy is, and you call yourself a Canadian :no:
He's the one who shoots the grizzley bear in the ass, in that movie 'The Great Outdoors'.

[warmhearted_girl]

OMG!!! :cool2:
You don't know who Jhon Candy is, and you call yourself a Canadian :no:
He's the one who shoots the grizzley bear in the ass, in that movie 'The Great Outdoors'.

lol its not that, I rarely watch movies.

[zai_alam]

lol its not that, I rarely watch movies.

whats your favourite movie?

[warmhearted_girl]

whats your favourite movie?

I..... I... I don't have any. lol

[zai_alam]

I..... I... I don't have any. lol

do you have a television set in you household? lol

i bet you're more into reading, right?

[warmhearted_girl]

do you have a television set in you household? lol

i bet you're more into reading, right?

lmao, yes I do. bro's got the remote.

reading and computer.

[Fallen-Angel]

congratulations!
There's been no good old brit cheese for a while

[zai_alam]

congratulations!
There's been no good old brit cheese for a while

hi hafsa, how you been munchkin? :hay:

we just might need to start cheese attack part 3 soon, lol
not too sure how the newer forum members will take to it though.

[zai_alam]

lmao, yes I do. bro's got the remote.

reading and computer.

same here. i do more reading these days than watch the box.

[morning_dew]

i would ;)

[warmhearted_girl]

same here. i do more reading these days than watch the box.

true, not worth it.

[zai_alam]

i would ;)

lol, even if i grew a 5'7'' long moustache?

[morning_dew]

lol, even if i grew a 5'7'' long moustache?
just as long as you remember to use conditioner on that baby! lol (how married life an' that treating you bro? congrats btw!:wavey:)

[zai_alam]

just as long as you remember to use conditioner on that baby! lol (how married life an' that treating you bro? congrats btw!:wavey:)

conditioner AND coconut oil, just the way you like it :eyebrow:

thanks. married life is pretty good at the mo, lol
how you been?

[CantThinkOfAName]

Hi.

[zai_alam]

Hi.

how's things bro? lol
will need your cheese powers tomorrow, if you're feeling particularly creative and mischievous.

[morning_dew]

conditioner AND coconut oil, just the way you like it :eyebrow:

thanks. married life is pretty good at the mo, lol
how you been?
vatika coconut thel is what i use, to be precise that is! m'A good to hear you've taken that all important step (& fulfilled half your imaan in the process!) life's alright i guess (besides the fact that i'm 22 and stiiiiiill single :no: ) give bhabi my salaam!

[zai_alam]

vatika coconut thel is what i use, to be precise that is! m'A good to hear you've taken that all important step (& fulfilled half your imaan in the process!) life's alright i guess (besides the fact that i'm 22 and stiiiiiill single :no: ) give bhabi my salaam!

what are you waiting for? get the parents and friends to help find mr.morningdew,lol

[CantThinkOfAName]

how's things bro? lol
will need your cheese powers tomorrow, if you're feeling particularly creative and mischievous.Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things have been hectic but can't really complain, how've you been??
I'll try and contribute the best i can to volume III