Hilarious (and disgusting) story 18+

[BilalisPakistani]

hahahaha my friend told me the funniest fkin story last night...lemme just warn you its pretty damn gross....so he's been messing with this one chick for the past few weeks and he stayed at her house the other night..so he came to my friend's house yesterday morning and we were just chillin...now my friend is a believer in the withdrawal method...I really believe that the withdrawal method is a bad idea...heres another reason why :lol: ...so him and his girl were "gettin down" ahha and as he was finishing he pulls out and lets his baby batter go...he told me he was aiming for her boobs
but he got some in his mouth..hahhhhaaa He was like I realized it got in my mouth and I just spit it out ahahhahaaaha
I will make fun of him forever
LOL is that not the funniest thing youve ever heard

[mr photographer]

:puker:

[livindathuglife]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha

IN HIS MOUTH?hahahahhahaahhahahhaaa

[BilalisPakistani]

ROFL yes

fkin hilarious

[starving eyes]

that is digusting

[livindathuglife]

hahahahahahaha ask him what it tastes like hahahahhahaa

[liquiddreamz]

http://jovan.ru/pics2/owned.jpg

hahah
funniest shit ever

[ShivaChrist]

How the heck do you get it in your mouth unless you were aiming for it?!?

[liquiddreamz]

hahahahahahaha ask him what it tastes like hahahahhahaa


dude
why do u wanna know
lol

[sweet desi angel]

Disgusting yetttttt Hilarious!!

[starving eyes]

hahahahahahaha ask him what it tastes like hahahahhahaa

if you're so curious why dont you try your own. freak.

[livindathuglife]

hahahahahahaha ask him what it tastes like hahahahhahaa

if you're so curious why dont you try your own. freak.

whatever gets you wet

[ezbreezyfresh]

that is digusting

[BilalisPakistani]

How the heck do you get it in your mouth unless you were aiming for it?!?

hahaha I asked him that

only advice he gave me was when youre gonna bust ...sit up dont stay horizontal

LMAO what a fkin idiot :lol:

[mr photographer]

whats all the fuss about .. it's only protein .. if a woman can swallow it then why can't a guy :P ... not that i would .. prefer to stick to my protein supplements :lol:

[babytasha]

HAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWWWWWWWW


(and ya'll men complain wen a grl spitz...LOL tsk tsk)

nastyyyyyyyyyyy

[livindathuglife]

whats all the fuss about .. it's only protein .. if a woman can swallow it then why can't a guy :P ... not that i would .. prefer to stick to my protein supplements :lol:


hahahah i really think you shouldnt of said that

[liquiddreamz]

whats all the fuss about .. it's only protein .. if a woman can swallow it then why can't a guy :P ... not that i would .. prefer to stick to my protein supplements :lol:


hahahah i really think you shouldnt of said that

[BilalisPakistani]

whats all the fuss about .. it's only protein .. if a woman can swallow it then why can't a guy :P ... not that i would .. prefer to stick to my protein supplements :lol:


hahahah i really think you shouldnt of said that

hahah no shit

[ShivaChrist]

HAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWWWWWWWW


(and ya'll men complain wen a grl spitz...LOL tsk tsk)

nastyyyyyyyyyyy

A proper lady swallows :P

[livindathuglife]

HAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWWWWWWWW


(and ya'll men complain wen a grl spitz...LOL tsk tsk)

nastyyyyyyyyyyy

A proper lady swallows :P

its disrespect if a girl spits out your kids

[jamizzydamohizzy]

:puker:

[jamizzydamohizzy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWWWWWWWW


(and ya'll men complain wen a grl spitz...LOL tsk tsk)

nastyyyyyyyyyyy

A proper lady swallows :P

its disrespect if a girl spits out your kids :P :P :P :P

[jamizzydamohizzy]

http://jovan.ru/pics2/owned.jpg

hahah
funniest shit everHAHA that pic is HILARIOUS :P :P

[babytasha]

hahha disrespectful hmm?...lol...so was bilal'z friends disrespecting himselfff? ...tsk tsk tsk, that grl shuda helped him..clean up the 'mess'

[BilalisPakistani]

hahha disrespectful hmm?...lol...so was bilal'z friends disrespecting himselfff? ...tsk tsk tsk, that grl shuda helped him..clean up the 'mess'

hahah I think its perfectly ok to spit out your own kids :?

but yes a real lady swallows :lol:

[xechno]

hahahahahaha

How the hell do you miss a pair of boobs and get it in your mouth instead... unless she was riding him and he's an idiot for aiming upwards haha.

Sorry about to get carried away.

[BilalisPakistani]

bump
hahahaa

[LAKERFAN8]

Wow. This is up there with a girl biting your cock as top sexual nightmares. :shock:

[fobulas]

not bad though...he must have shot it out hard and fast..sounds like quite some range hez got

[ShivaChrist]

Wow. This is up there with a girl biting your cock as top sexual nightmares. :shock:

No, actually, the worst is some guy was having sex with a girl (a story I read on the internet a while ago) and as he was thrusting his penis popped out and jammed her in her pubic bone.

He broke his weiner :(

It was all black and blue, he had to go to the hospital... now that is not right. Since the penis is made of cartelege (I believe) when it hit the bone... major ouchies