Going Down

[supremed]

Do you?
List ur best or worst experience

[=Surge=]

Didn't at first, but as long as she is clean and waxed, its pretty fun. Besides, everyone knows that you get it back better.

[cococrisp]

no pics, no care? lol

lol....

[supremed]

i was in the nether regions of a lady friend...and whilst getting up...i dunno how but i slipped and my teeth bumped into her no no area

[Geezer]

Didn't at first, but as long as she is clean and waxed, its pretty fun. Besides, everyone knows that you get it back better.

You'd be pwned if you didn't get it back, hence why you make sure you get yours first.

[supremed]

You'd be pwned if you didn't get it back, hence why you make sure you get yours first.
:werd:

[surface2air]

I hate using stairs, elevators ftw!

[=Surge=]

You'd be pwned if you didn't get it back, hence why you make sure you get yours first.

Well most people would find out if she goes the oral route before they jump into the kitchen perce. I've never heard of that happening, but sucks for him.

It's better to get prepped before you go in, in my opinion, rather than the other way around. Obvious reasons.

[supremed]

lol at this sausage festival...no chicks...what a friggin surprise

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

i was in the nether regions of a lady friend...and whilst getting up...i dunno how but i slipped and my teeth bumped into her no no area
:rofl:

[ruch4343]

don't mind me. I'm just lurking.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

lol at this sausage festival...no chicks...what a friggin surprise

Even if the girls here likes to give head, they would never admit to it. Buncha prudes man. PRUDEESSS.

[supremed]

:rofl:
she was cool about it...just kind of chuckled and proceeded to do naughty things

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

it can be enjoyable. dont really appreciate being the recipient though.

[lil_sexy]

bjs.

[supremed]

don't mind me. I'm just lurking.
no worries
Even if the girls here likes to give head, they would never admit to it. Buncha prudes man. PRUDEESSS.
word...its ok yaar
it can be enjoyable. dont really appreciate being the recipient though.

yeah it defo depends on the skill level of the giver...it can be great or like putting ur nono in a meat grinder...."beezy i said dont use ur teef...shit hurts"

[doaly69]

i have stairs which i go dwn

and up and then dwn agaian

[surface2air]

This one time I was giving head to a yeast infested pussy man...oh boy...plus she was no her period, needless to say eating her out tasted lemon juice with fish smell...true story.

oh plus i guess she forgot to wipe her ass after taking a shit.

[ruch4343]

it can be enjoyable. dont really appreciate being the recipient though.

it's because none of them knew what they were doing?

[Space-Cowboy]

Long time ago... went down on this girl... smelled like rotten Boston Pizza. Bad experience.







Afterwards, I went across the street and helped myself to some Boston Pizza.

[supremed]

i have stairs which i go dwn

and up and then dwn agaian
2 pts for originality
This one time I was giving head to a yeast infested pussy man...oh boy...plus she was no her period, needless to say eating her out tasted lemon juice with fish smell...true story.

oh plus i guess she forgot to wipe her ass after taking a shit.

sounds like a keeper

[Rogue]

best: places outside the normal bedroom setting (ie: car, etc.)
worst: :think: nothing comes to mind so i'll just say 'has yet to happen'

[supremed]

Long time ago... went down on this girl... smelled like rotten Boston Pizza. Bad experience.







Afterwards, I went across the street and helped myself to some Boston Pizza.
lol

[lil_sexy]

lolool surface to air.


well a female gots to know how to please her man. :kekeke:

[supremed]

best: places outside the normal bedroom setting (ie: car, etc.)
worst: :think: nothing comes to mind so i'll just say 'has yet to happen'
most intense was while i was driving to get a beej was interesting...also movie theater...that was ok

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

it's because none of them knew what they were doing?
that and its just weird seeing the top of a head down there.

[Rogue]

most intense was while i was driving to get a beej was interesting...also movie theater...that was ok

i'm a sucker for spontaneity. literally :hs:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

whoa, rouge is an undercover freak. love it.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

The best head I got was when my girlfriend's friend was about 2 feet away away from us, entranced by the TV.

[Rogue]

whoa, rouge is an undercover freak. love it.

:kekeke: only with the right guy though.

[supremed]

i'm a sucker for spontaneity. literally :hs:
:lol:

[ruch4343]

whoa, rouge is an undercover freak. love it.

just like you.

I know what you mean. I was kind of spooked initially, but now it's not so bad.

[Riddemz]

whoa, rouge is an undercover freak. love it.

wth makes her an undercover freak?
going down/ having someone go down in a place not in the bedroom makes a person a freak?

[lil_sexy]

car wash bjs, ftw, whilst you get your car washed. :Paper:

[supremed]

The best head I got was when my girlfriend's friend was about 2 feet away away from us, entranced by the TV.
hahaha very cool...did she know what was up

[ruch4343]

car wash bjs, ftw, whilst you get your car washed. :Paper:

lmao. classic case of two birds one stone.

[supremed]

car wash bjs, ftw, whilst you get your car washed. :Paper:
dont car washes last like 30 seconds

[SpicyBrownRapper]

hahaha very cool...did she know what was up

No idea, she's a pretty ditzy white girl, a lot of times oblivious to her surroundings.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

wth makes her an undercover freak?
going down/ having someone go down in a place not in the bedroom makes a person a freak?
seriously, why do you pick annoying little verbal sparring matches with me? i mean, arent you bored with losing yet?

[lil_sexy]

dont car washes last like 30 seconds

lol, doesnt mean the bj does. :hs:

[lil_sexy]

lmao. classic case of two birds one stone.

:no:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

just like you.

I know what you mean. I was kind of spooked initially, but now it's not so bad.
actually, its not the spook factor. i just end up laughing and thus ruin the mood. also, im a fan of stubble which can be problematic.

[Knock Off Nigel]

nuh gyal cyan sit down pon me hed, if a gal try dat she dead, she haffi run di cocky red red red red.

beenie man et al.

[supremed]

No idea, she's a pretty ditzy white girl, a lot of times oblivious to her surroundings.
:lol: but massive props to ur girl for going through with it while her friend was right there
seriously, why do you pick annoying little verbal sparring matches with me? i mean, arent you bored with losing yet?

:drama:

[_A-s-H-i_]

great :cheers:

[Drumline]

don't go clam diving in uncharted waters!!! :hyper: :hyper:

[/innuendo]

[supremed]

lol, doesnt mean the bj does. :hs:
i suppose

[lil_sexy]

nuh gyal cyan sit down pon me hed, if a gal try dat she dead, she haffi run di cocky red red red red.

i wana rub sarson ka taiil on your bodiez. :hs:

[yeahwhat]

Worst: when it takes too long and i wish it would end :Oops:

[ruch4343]

:no:

My brain has no filter.

[lil_sexy]

wtf @ this kela, it won't got kaala.

[Knock Off Nigel]

i wana rub sarson ka taiil on your bodiez. :hs:

i want to rub amala oil on your baalz

[ruch4343]

actually, its not the spook factor. i just end up laughing and thus ruin the mood. also, im a fan of stubble which can be problematic.

ouch. and laughing is a no no.

[supremed]

nuh gyal cyan sit down pon me hed, if a gal try dat she dead, she haffi run di cocky red red red red.

beenie man et al.
:sarb:
but yeah i have had to tell a girl to stop...due to the fact that she was clueless as to what to do...biting and shit...i mean seriously lick it like a lollypop but please none of that tootsie pop b.s. one two three. CRUNCH

[lil_sexy]

i want to rub amala oil on your baalz

oh hay, that turns me on. :hs:

[lil_sexy]

Worst: when it takes too long and i wish it would end :Oops:

awww. :hs:

[Knock Off Nigel]

i want to rub amala oil on your baalz

hair not nuts

[Riddemz]

seriously, why do you pick annoying little verbal sparring matches with me? i mean, arent you bored with losing yet?

i dont remember ever having talked with you before, but in any case

but in anycase, you are being downright sexist and are only aiding the whole notion which states that girl who have sex are "sluts, freaks etc." whereas its normal for males

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

ouch. and laughing is a no no.
i giggle in a naughty schoolgirl kinda way.

[supremed]

don't go clam diving in uncharted waters!!! :hyper: :hyper:

[/innuendo]
:lol:
Worst: when it takes too long and i wish it would end :Oops:

yeah that is terrible too...esp with you work out or play sports...the stamina can be a bad thing at times...or if she doesnt know what shes doing

[Knock Off Nigel]

:sarb:
but yeah i have had to tell a girl to stop...due to the fact that she was clueless as to what to do...biting and shit...i mean seriously lick it like a lollypop but please none of that tootsie pop b.s. one two three. CRUNCH

lol let me guess, she was desi?

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

i dont remember ever having talked with you before, but in any case

but in anycase, you are being downright sexist and are only aiding the whole notion which states that girl who have sex are "sluts, freaks etc." whereas its normal for males
yes, i was being sexist. im perpetuating gender roles and am being incredibly hurtful to you and your pursuit of guiltless sex. i do apologise.

[ruch4343]

i giggle in a naughty schoolgirl kinda way.

kinky.

[ruch4343]

I wonder how many of you freaks have played "dress-up."

[supremed]

lol let me guess, she was desi?
in this particular case yes...but thats not to say all desis dont know how to give a decent beej...the best one i ever got was from a desi..second best was probs a black chick

[yeahwhat]

:lol:


yeah that is terrible too...esp with you work out or play sports...the stamina can be a bad thing at times...or if she doesnt know what shes doing

I hate stamina sometimes.

45 mins of straight sex is just wayyy to long.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

kinky.
i aim to please.
answering the question though:
best: in an office.
worst: mile high club. way overrated, cramped and shit. :no:

[(sic)]

i love seeing a girl go down on a knife

[ruch4343]

i aim to please.
answering the question though:
best: in an office.
worst: mile high club. way overrated, cramped and shit. :no:

lmao. mile high club?

[ruch4343]

i love seeing a girl go down on a knife

must you always be so morbid?

[Riddemz]

yes, i was being sexist. im perpetuating gender roles and am being incredibly hurtful to you and your pursuit of guiltless sex. i do apologise.

good, dont do it again


ps: i dont do sex

[supremed]

I hate stamina sometimes.

45 mins of straight sex is just wayyy to long.
well ive been embarassed a few times when the girl asks you...are you done yet :no:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

lmao. mile high club?
you know, the rendezvous in the plane bathroom. lets just say EVERYTHING was tiny and miniature.

[lil_sexy]

hair not nuts

lol i know, im punjabi. :hay:

[Drumline]

:lol:


indeed.

only go clam diving in waters you're familiar with.

you'll thank me for this advice.

[(sic)]

must you always be so morbid?

its kinky no?

[Hands]

its ayite. I like recieving, but dont we all.

[Knock Off Nigel]

in this particular case yes...but thats not to say all desis dont know how to give a decent beej...the best one i ever got was from a desi..second best was probs a black chick

black girls suck it like they're diabetic and the dick is insulin, not that i would know though, i've never had a choosa :halo:

[ruch4343]

you know, the rendezvous in the plane bathroom. lets just say EVERYTHING was tiny and miniature.

lmao. well I don't have that on my sexual resume yet. that sucks.

[ruch4343]

its kinky no?

sometimes. :Oops:

[yeahwhat]

well ive been embarassed a few times when the girl asks you...are you done yet :no:

haha, i did that. My bf was trying to have multiple orgasms, so basically cum a little at a time a few times. I don't know but it was hell for me after the first 30 minutes. :no: I start getting sore :Oops:

[lil_sexy]

I hate stamina sometimes.

45 mins of straight sex is just wayyy to long.

lol no waii. :hsnono:

[Rogue]

i aim to please.
answering the question though:
best: in an office.
worst: mile high club. way overrated, cramped and shit. :no:
:rofl: sbr's comment had reminded me of a time when naughty things happened with a coworker being present in the room not too far away but mile high club has always intrigued me.

i'm kind of disappointed to learn that the mile high club is not all that it's made out to be though. :neutral: probably was better when airlines were more about luxury and less about economizing the space on the plane.

[ruch4343]

haha, i did that. My bf was trying to have multiple orgasms, so basically cum a little at a time a few times. I don't know but it was hell for me after the first 30 minutes. :no: I start getting sore :Oops:

quoted for truth.

[(sic)]

sometimes. :Oops:

would you like it if i pulled a knife on you

[SpicyBrownRapper]

WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY OF YOU RD BITCHES ARE SUCH SLUTS. Do you guys always whore yourselves out in town? GEEZ!

[lil_sexy]

i love it, when we go at it, even when we are all soar and shit. lolool good times.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

:rofl: sbr's comment had reminded me of a time when naughty things happened with a coworker being present in the room not too far away but mile high club has always intrigued me.

i'm kind of disappointed to learn that the mile high club is not all that it's made out to be though. :neutral: probably was better when airlines were more about luxury and less about economizing the space on the plane.
desks can be surprisingly comfortable. :lol:
yea, maybe it is better in first class. business just didnt cut it. :no:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

haha, i did that. My bf was trying to have multiple orgasms, so basically cum a little at a time a few times. I don't know but it was hell for me after the first 30 minutes. :no: I start getting sore :Oops:

CUM A LITTLE AT A TIME?

lol @ your understanding of the male genitalia.

There is nothing as "cum little at a time."

If you're cumming, you're cumming entirely.

If you're not cumming, you aren't cumming.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CUMMING LITTLE AT A TIME. WTF is this shit? What are you, in the 8th grade?

[lil_sexy]

WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY OF YOU RD BITCHES ARE SUCH SLUTS. Do you guys always whore yourselves out in town? GEEZ!

you tell em.

[Drumline]

WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY OF YOU RD BITCHES ARE SUCH SLUTS. Do you guys always whore yourselves out in town? GEEZ!

dude, i know.
there was none of this until page 2, and then bam!

what a bunch of sluts! who the hell is going to marry you now??
NOT ME!!

you all have sex with men, many men, many men at the same time.

many men at the same time on camera.

[ruch4343]

would you like it if i pulled a knife on you

will it be a butter knife?

[supremed]

black girls suck it like they're diabetic and the dick is insulin, not that i would know though, i've never had a choosa :halo:
lol yeah well its true dude
haha, i did that. My bf was trying to have multiple orgasms, so basically cum a little at a time a few times. I don't know but it was hell for me after the first 30 minutes. :no: I start getting sore :Oops:

lol it wasnt really my fault actually...im a squashplayer so i guess stamina was a part of the package...i actually had to fake orgasms

[ruch4343]

dude, i know.
there was none of this until page 2, and then bam!

what a bunch of sluts! who the hell is going to marry you now??
NOT ME!!

you all have sex with men, many men, many men at the same time.

many men at the same time on camera.
stfu, coconut.

[(sic)]

will it be a butter knife?

nope

[Hands]

i see risha viewing thread

[SpicyBrownRapper]

dude, i know.
there was none of this until page 2, and then bam!

what a bunch of sluts! who the hell is going to marry you now??
NOT ME!!

you all have sex with men, many men, many men at the same time.

many men at the same time on camera.

I'm gonna save this thread, so I can email 'em to their eventual husbands. Buncha sluts man. Wait till their future hubbies find out they're not virgins. OH FUCK THAT!

[Rogue]

WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY OF YOU RD BITCHES ARE SUCH SLUTS. Do you guys always whore yourselves out in town? GEEZ!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[yeahwhat]

CUM A LITTLE AT A TIME?

lol @ your understanding of the male genitalia.

There is nothing as "cum little at a time."

If you're cumming, you're cumming entirely.

If you're not cumming, you aren't cumming.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CUMMING LITTLE AT A TIME. WTF is this shit? What are you, in the 8th grade?

:rolleyes: you're just mean.

[supremed]

CUM A LITTLE AT A TIME?

lol @ your understanding of the male genitalia.

There is nothing as "cum little at a time."

If you're cumming, you're cumming entirely.

If you're not cumming, you aren't cumming.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CUMMING LITTLE AT A TIME. WTF is this shit? What are you, in the 8th grade?
i think its tantric sex shes talking about where you reach close to orgasm...and then continue building it up over time

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

:rolleyes: you're just mean.
it is true though. :wiggle:

[Drumline]

stfu, coconut.

oh hay, when's your audition for 'bring 'em young'?

[yeahwhat]

dude, i know.
there was none of this until page 2, and then bam!

what a bunch of sluts! who the hell is going to marry you now??
NOT ME!!

you all have sex with men, many men, many men at the same time.

many men at the same time on camera.

:rofl: The only guys that won't marry me are backwards desi men and thank god for that.

and it's only one man thank you very much :p

[Rogue]

I'm gonna save this thread, so I can email 'em to their eventual husbands. Buncha sluts man. Wait till their future hubbies find out they're not virgins. OH FUCK THAT!

:think: but what if the future husband had been the reciever of all this uninhibited affection? omfgasdg;kasjdfkj! damn! plans foiled! :lol:

[Drumline]

I'm gonna save this thread, so I can email 'em to their eventual husbands. Buncha sluts man. Wait till their future hubbies find out they're not virgins. OH FUCK THAT!

we all know they just want to be pornstars.....i mean they're already half way there, why not take the final step?

[xogirlie girlxo]

Lmao :rofl:

[ruch4343]

oh hay, when's your audition for 'bring 'em young'?

ef you, seth. :Pissed:

anyways how are you?

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:rolleyes: you're just mean.

How the fuck am I mean when I'm stating the obvious?

i think its tantric sex shes talking about where you reach close to orgasm...and then continue building it up over time

Yeah but still thats different that "CUM A LITTLE AT A TIME".

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

im not marrying a virgin, just thought id put that out there.

[risha89]

i see risha viewing thread

:lol:

[Drumline]

:rofl: The only guys that won't marry me are backwards desi men and thank god for that.

and it's only one man thank you very much :p

and not white boys.

you're stuck with us backwards desi men :hs:

[ruch4343]

:lol:

this may be too intense for your virgin eyes. :love:

[yeahwhat]

i think its tantric sex shes talking about where you reach close to orgasm...and then continue building it up over time

I don't know what it was but he was telling me he read up on something where you hold out on your orgasm. Let it out a little at a time.

I'm not in 8th grade and i do somewhat know how men work (at least my bf) he came 3 times and it was just a little at a time. :dunno:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:think: but what if the future husband had been the reciever of all this uninhibited affection? omfgasdg;kasjdfkj! damn! plans foiled! :lol:

You're a Desi girl, you never get to marry someone you're with. Its always someone spontaneous picked by your 'rents. Come on, thats a given. Lets not try to argue that point.

[sheena1623]

go home

[Drumline]

ef you, seth. :Pissed:

anyways how are you?

i'm patiently awaiting your debut into the world of porn :hs:

[ruch4343]

nope

then no.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

I don't know what it was but he was telling me he read up on something where you hold out on your orgasm. Let it out a little at a time.

I'm not in 8th grade and i do somewhat know how men work (at least my bf) he came 3 times and it was just a little at a time. :dunno:

Can you tell your boyfriend to sign up on RD? I'd like to have a word with him on this BS he's feeding you.

[risha89]

this may be too intense for your virgin eyes. :love:

i have my eyes closed :cool:

[Rogue]

You're a Desi girl, you never get to marry someone you're with. Its always someone spontaneous picked by your 'rents. Come on, thats a given. Lets not try to argue that point.

:gay: luckily, we were engaged as children.

[ruch4343]

i'm patiently awaiting your debut into the world of porn :hs:

it's already happened. :google:

[Riddemz]

from my previous limited experiences, i have enjoyed going down on a chick
shaven and clean is a must
i find it kind of hot being in between 2 hot legs while looking up and seeing her squirm in pleasure

in any case, the only past experience i have with getting my dick sucked was pretty bad

bitch thought it was candy and would bite... not in a pleasurable manner... in a painful one

[ruch4343]

i have my eyes closed :cool:

good. you're still a nikki ji kuri. <3

[supremed]

Yeah but still thats different that "CUM A LITTLE AT A TIME".
i suppose however you know when ur about to reach climax...there is that point where you are about to finish but stop there is that moment that feels like ur ejac but dont...maybe thats what she means :dunno:
im not marrying a virgin, just thought id put that out there.

im so marrying a "virgin" cuz lets face it thats what every desi chick says when you have sex with em the first time...even though you KNOW shes lying

[yeahwhat]

and not white boys.

you're stuck with us backwards desi men :hs:

Some desi men aren't backwards. I don't want a silly virgin anyways.

[PakiRican]

i thought desis dont do that stuff

[Drumline]

Can you tell your boyfriend to sign up on RD? I'd like to have a word with him on this BS he's feeding you.

:rofl:

[Walktheline]

Well, this thread's a trainwreck.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:gay: luckily, we were engaged as children.

Wow Rogue, you're living the life straight out of a Bollywood plot. Do you also burst out in random choreographed song and dance?

[Drumline]

it's already happened. :google:

post links to the movie. i want to see you getting drilled :hs:

[Rogue]

Wow Rogue, you're living the life straight out of a Bollywood plot. Do you also burst out on random choreographed song and dance?

:shock: how'd you know?

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

i suppose however you know when ur about to reach climax...there is that point where you are about to finish but stop there is that moment that feels like ur ejac but dont...maybe thats what she means :dunno:


im so marrying a "virgin" cuz lets face it thats what every desi chick says when you have sex with em the first time...even though you KNOW shes lying
i dont say that. im never going to get marrried :tears:

[Hands]

I don't know what it was but he was telling me he read up on something where you hold out on your orgasm. Let it out a little at a time.

I'm not in 8th grade and i do somewhat know how men work (at least my bf) he came 3 times and it was just a little at a time. :dunno:
maybe he has low sperm count. I can bust nut and be ready for more 5 mins later.
WTF @ Bustin nut 3 times in 30mins. Thats some shit sex y0

[Drumline]

Some desi men aren't backwards. I don't want a silly virgin anyways.

quoted, so she can't edit it after.

see people, desi guys are normal. its just you desi girls that are crazy.

[supremed]

I don't know what it was but he was telling me he read up on something where you hold out on your orgasm. Let it out a little at a time.

I'm not in 8th grade and i do somewhat know how men work (at least my bf) he came 3 times and it was just a little at a time. :dunno:
im not familiar with what ur bf is talking about...but hey if it works for him then kudos amiright

[SpicyBrownRapper]

i suppose however you know when ur about to reach climax...there is that point where you are about to finish but stop there is that moment that feels like ur ejac but dont...maybe thats what she means :dunno:




Perhaps, maybe she (or her bf) got the terms confused.

But the act of cumming a little at a time, if taken literally, is just bizarre to me.

So like if you were about to ejaculate 3 ounces worth of semen, you'd divide that into three different orgasms... each worth 1 oz of semen? Thats nuts (no pun intended).

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:shock: how'd you know?

When CNN was doing the whole Olympic torch thing out west, they panned towards you while you were in min-choreographed dance.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

hallo sbr.

[supremed]

i thought desis dont do that stuff
no no they dont yaar...chalo so jao ab...past ur bedtime
Well, this thread's a trainwreck.
its a rollercoaster yo
i dont say that. im never going to get marrried :tears:

nah im sure you will....i mean hey ur a doctor...thats gotta mean something somewhere to someone right WTL?

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

nuh gyal cyan sit down pon me hed, if a gal try dat she dead, she haffi run di cocky red red red red.

beenie man et al.

:roflbow:

[risha89]

good. you're still a nikki ji kuri. <3

:kekeke:

[BdZ_SwEEtieZ]

pie talk ftw..... :cheers:

[xogirlie girlxo]

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sexually deprived folks :no:

[Drumline]

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sexually deprived folks :no:

stfu, go marry your 15 y/o cousin and get some :arrow:

[supremed]

Perhaps, maybe she (or her bf) got the terms confused.

But the act of cumming a little at a time, if taken literally, is just bizarre to me.

So like if you were about to ejaculate 3 ounces worth of semen, you'd divide that into three different orgasms... each worth 1 oz of semen? Thats nuts (no pun intended).
:lol: yeah initially i took it literally too..but then i thought that cumming three times in 30 min is just not normal...then i remembered the whole tantric thing...so im guessing theres a miscommunication there somewhere

[SpicyBrownRapper]

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sexually deprived folks :no:

Wow you're soo perceptive. The people who actually talk about their sexual experience are the once who are deprived. Great fucking logic. Dumb ass Desi girl.

[yeahwhat]

Can you tell your boyfriend to sign up on RD? I'd like to have a word with him on this BS he's feeding you.

He is not feeding me BS. Both of us were just trying different things to keep it fresh. Anyways maybe i am thinking multiple orgasm without ejaculating the first few times. But he did this last time and actually came 3 times yet was still hard and going after the first 2.

[Walktheline]

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sexually deprived folks :no:


that makes no sense.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

okay so now this is just depressing me. im going to get me some chocolates. have fun kiddies.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:lol: yeah initially i took it literally too..but then i thought that cumming three times in 30 min is just not normal...then i remembered the whole tantric thing...so im guessing theres a miscommunication there somewhere

Isn't that how teens get pregnant, miscommunication... I can see this between yeawhat and her boyfriend:

bf: Hey baby, I don't need to wear a rubber tonight
yeawhat: why not?
bf: oh i learned this trick, where I'm gonna cum a little at a time. its so little that you won't be able to get pregnant at all.
yeahwhat: thats great, lets do it

[xogirlie girlxo]

stfu, go marry your 15 y/o cousin and get some :arrow:



Wow you're soo perceptive. The people who actually talk about their sexual experience are the once who are deprived. Great fucking logic. Dumb ass Desi girl.

lol gee . . .

[Exotic_Princess]

I will eventually have to go down south one day...I guess :dunno:

I kinda want to... to see how it is :Oops:...but I haven't yet. :Paper:
I don't want to do that to some guy with herpes or some weird ass disease that he's not showing symptoms for. :ugh: Thats why I wanna go down on hubby.
<3

:love:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

He is not feeding me BS. Both of us were just trying different things to keep it fresh. Anyways maybe i am thinking multiple orgasm without ejaculating the first few times. But he did this last time and actually came 3 times yet was still hard and going after the first 2.

YOU SURE HE CAME?

[Drumline]

Isn't that how teens get pregnant, I can see this between yeawhat and her boyfriend:

bf: Hey baby, I don't need to wear a rubber tonight
yeawhat: why not?
bf: oh i learned this trick, where I'm gonna cum a little at a time. its so little that you won't be able to get pregnant at all.
yeahwhat: thats great, lets do it

:roflbow:

[xogirlie girlxo]

I will eventually have to go down south one day...I guess :dunno:

I kinda want to... to see how it is :Oops:...but I haven't yet. :Paper:
I don't want to do that to some guy with herpes or some weird ass disease that he's not showing symptoms for. :ugh: Thats why I wanna go down on hubby.
<3

:love:

*hi 5*

[yeahwhat]

:lol: yeah initially i took it literally too..but then i thought that cumming three times in 30 min is just not normal...then i remembered the whole tantric thing...so im guessing theres a miscommunication there somewhere

It wasn't 30 minutes. I said i get sore after the first 30 minutes. :-| Now this is just getting uncomfortable

[supremed]

Isn't that how teens get pregnant, miscommunication... I can see this between yeawhat and her boyfriend:

bf: Hey baby, I don't need to wear a rubber tonight
yeawhat: why not?
bf: oh i learned this trick, where I'm gonna cum a little at a time. its so little that you won't be able to get pregnant at all.
yeahwhat: thats great, lets do it
:rofl: thats why you always wear the patch..nicoderm cq for the win...lulz

[gangstapatel]

I will eventually have to go down south one day...I guess :dunno:

I kinda want to... to see how it is :Oops:...but I haven't yet. :Paper:
I don't want to do that to some guy with herpes or some weird ass disease that he's not showing symptoms for. :ugh: Thats why I wanna go down on hubby.
<3

:love:

thats hawt...letz tap each other...:awesome:

[yeahwhat]

Isn't that how teens get pregnant, miscommunication... I can see this between yeawhat and her boyfriend:

bf: Hey baby, I don't need to wear a rubber tonight
yeawhat: why not?
bf: oh i learned this trick, where I'm gonna cum a little at a time. its so little that you won't be able to get pregnant at all.
yeahwhat: thats great, lets do it

lol, stfu. I'm not a teenager we use the proper means of birth control

[Drumline]

lol, stfu. I'm not a teenager we use the proper means of birth control

so....anal?

[SpicyBrownRapper]

so....anal?

:rofl:

[Exotic_Princess]

*hi 5*

hi5...:cool:

thats hawt...letz tap each other...:awesome:

hi hubby...:cuddle:

:buttsex::69:

<3

[yeahwhat]

YOU SURE HE CAME?

Yes! He did this the last time we had sex and only the last time. Fuck I'm not retarded so stop treating me like i am

[Rogue]

When CNN was doing the whole Olympic torch thing out west, they panned towards you while you were in min-choreographed dance.
:doh: i swear to god that wasn't meeeeeee!

[supremed]

It wasn't 30 minutes. I said i get sore after the first 30 minutes. :-| Now this is just getting uncomfortable
oh ok...yeah then im sure its the whole tantra thing..but for best results i think that he and you both should have read up on it...so both of you could enjoy it...because as you know sex is both physical and psychological...maybe look into that for the next time

[yeahwhat]

so....anal?

:rofl: you're disgusting, but funny i'll give you that :)

[supremed]

so....anal?
aint no other birth control mo betta

[Drumline]

:rofl: you're disgusting, but funny i'll give you that :)

oh stfu, you love it in the butt

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Yes! He did this the last time we had sex and only the last time. Fuck I'm not retarded so stop treating me like i am

I'm NOT. Its just that for us guys its a little bizarre what you're describing. I'm not treating you like a kid or anything, just curious. If you could, I'd like a little more detail on this technique. Ask your boyfriend non-nonchalantly and post it here?

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:doh: i swear to god that wasn't meeeeeee!

Desi girl with a see-thru white skirt on? I swear I read something about that being you.

[supremed]

I will eventually have to go down south one day...I guess :dunno:

I kinda want to... to see how it is :Oops:...but I haven't yet. :Paper:
I don't want to do that to some guy with herpes or some weird ass disease that he's not showing symptoms for. :ugh: Thats why I wanna go down on hubby.
<3

:love:
i respect that

[supremed]

oh stfu, you love it in the butt
what what

[SpicyBrownRapper]

You know what the worst shit with girls is? They end up talking to their friends about these things, and they give out advice on techniques and shit.

So about a year ago, one of my gf' friend told her about some handjob technique she used.

And she tried to use it on me. It felt like someone was tugging on my dick like it a 'tug o war' game. I was like wtf are you doing.

[Walktheline]

You know what the worst shit with girls is? They end up talking to their friends about these things, and they give out advice on techniques and shit.

So about a year ago, one of my gf' friend told her about some handjob technique she used.

And she tried to use it on me. It felt like someone was tugging on my dick like it a 'tug o war' game. I was like wtf are you doing.

she was trying to please you. :slap:

[Exotic_Princess]

i respect that

Yea, thankz.

I think I'm going to be a hubby rapist :Oops:

rape my hubby whether he wants it or not :p jk

I'm not that mean...lolz...:cool:

[yeahwhat]

oh stfu, you love it in the butt

wow, now you're no longer funny just rude. I'm very open to jokes but don't full out disrespect me it's uncalled for.

[Drumline]

what what

what what, yeah what likes it in the butt

[Drumline]

wow, now you're no longer funny just rude. I'm very open to jokes but don't full out disrespect me it's uncalled for.

ok then

[yeahwhat]

I'm NOT. Its just that for us guys its a little bizarre what you're describing. I'm not treating you like a kid or anything, just curious. If you could, I'd like a little more detail on this technique. Ask your boyfriend non-nonchalantly and post it here?

Believe me i thought it was bizarre to. I'll bring it up with me today and pm you what he says.

[Rogue]

Desi girl with a see-thru white skirt on? I swear I read something about that being you.

:Oops: oh yes, that skirt. it has a new owner to go and humiliate

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

ok then

hah you got told :lol:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

she was trying to please you. :slap:

I know, but at the expense of my penis feeling like it was being unnecessarily stretched... very painfully.

[supremed]

You know what the worst shit with girls is? They end up talking to their friends about these things, and they give out advice on techniques and shit.

So about a year ago, one of my gf' friend told her about some handjob technique she used.

And she tried to use it on me. It felt like someone was tugging on my dick like it a 'tug o war' game. I was like wtf are you doing.
hahaha so true dude...but sometimes it works for the better...one chick became a friggin pro at bjs after talking to her friend..so i had no complaints

[Drumline]

hah you got told :lol:

not really, i'm just searching for a new target.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

not really, i'm just searching for a new target.

yes, really.

[roy_desi]

wow, now you're no longer funny just rude. I'm very open to jokes but don't full out disrespect me it's uncalled for.
i say what what, in the butt?

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:Oops: oh yes, that skirt. it has a new owner to go and humiliate

What'd you do? Donate it to Salvation Army?

[Rogue]

What'd you do? Donate it to Salvation Army?

Goodwill. :rofl:

[thebrownreason]

this thread reminds me of the movie Teeth. anyone see that movie? holy fuck!

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Goodwill. :rofl:

There are gonna be some lucky slobs witnessing some lucky girl parade around in that.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

this thread reminds me of the movie Teeth. anyone see that movie? holy fuck!

Is that the fetish porno movie?

[Rogue]

There are gonna be some lucky slobs witnessing some lucky girl parade around in that.

:cool: indeed. i actually kind of regret giving it away cuz it was a nice skirt for sure.

i was just taken aback at how much it humiliated me that day.

[supremed]

this thread reminds me of the movie Teeth. anyone see that movie? holy fuck!
no but ive been there lol...and a friggin ouch

[supremed]

so does this officially get a best of chat nod or what

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:cool: indeed. i actually kind of regret giving it away cuz it was a nice skirt for sure.

i was just taken aback at how much it humiliated me that day.

I hope you have pictures of it, just so if you feel lonely one of these days you can pull the pics out and reminisce of the good ol' times.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

so does this officially get a best of chat nod or what

A couple of provocative pictures from some girls in this thread, and I think we're talking Best Of...

[Rogue]

I hope you have pictures of it, just so if you feel lonely one of these days you can pull the pics out and reminisce of the good ol' times.

:lol: yes, there are pictures to reminisce about the good times. some of which were posted on the thread i made that day.

[Drumline]

yes, really.
no, not really. omg, i got told off on the internet, i better run to a corner and cry.
no. that's only something you girls do.

you desi girls are so uptight. fly off the handle at the slightest thing.

[supremed]

A couple of provocative pictures from some girls in this thread, and I think we're talking Best Of...
now that would be something indeed

[supremed]

Yea, thankz.

I think I'm going to be a hubby rapist :Oops:

rape my hubby whether he wants it or not :p jk

I'm not that mean...lolz...:cool:
lol...im sure ull do just fine when the time comes beta

[GTZFINEZTZ]

I know what yeahwhat is talking about, i cum a little from time to time too. Chicks dig it because i can cum a little on her face, hold it in (sorta like pee) and cum the rest on her buttcheekz. Yeahwhat, you go girl! /sarcasm

[GTZFINEZTZ]

Not only does a girl needs to keep herself clean, if her diet is shit then it won't be a good experince going down on her, et al!

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:lol: yes, there are pictures to reminisce about the good times. some of which were posted on the thread i made that day.

Ah yes, I have vague memories of them. Say Rogue, why don't be a sweetheart and demonstrate again what they were like when you put 'em on? A pictorial would be great.

[yeahwhat]

no, not really. omg, i got told off on the internet, i better run to a corner and cry.
no. that's only something you girls do.

you desi girls are so uptight. fly off the handle at the slightest thing.

I didn't tell you off. I laughed the first part off and thought you went over the line with the second.

I have no problem with you i just wanted to tell you how i felt :)

[thebrownreason]

Is that the fetish porno movie?

dude, the movie about the girls pussy which has teeth. she chops dicks off with it and shit. lmfao.

[Walktheline]

no, not really. omg, i got told off on the internet, i better run to a corner and cry.
no. that's only something you girls do.

you desi girls are so uptight. fly off the handle at the slightest thing.

dude, relax. why are you flying off the handle?

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

no, not really. omg, i got told off on the internet, i better run to a corner and cry.
no. that's only something you girls do.

you desi girls are so uptight. fly off the handle at the slightest thing.

lol wtf.

um okay then. :lol:

[Walktheline]

dude, the movie about the girls pussy which has teeth. she chops dicks of with it and shit. lmfao.

what the. I saw Ironman. :hs:

[Drumline]

I didn't tell you off. I laughed the first part off and thought you went over the line with the second.

I have no problem with you i just wanted to tell you how i felt :)

yeah, i really don't care.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

I can't believe you Desi sluts are going off on Drumlines just 'coz you aren't sexually satisfied by your men. SHEESH, whats wrong with yall?

[Drumline]

dude, relax. why are you flying off the handle?

http://smiliesftw.com/x/e5cyippee.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

[Drumline]

lol wtf.

um okay then. :lol:

diaf. </3

[EverBlazinGyal]

i'm going dooooowwwn

i'm going dooowwwnn

when you ain't arouuuunddd BABY

[yeahwhat]

yeah, i really don't care.

what's wrong? It seems like somethings bothering you today...

:neutral: you're usually not one to pick fights, not with me anyways

[Rogue]

Ah yes, I have vague memories of them. Say Rogue, why don't be a sweetheart and demonstrate again what they were like when you put 'em on? A pictorial would be great.

:cool: oh, i'm sure they're floating around somewhere.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

diaf. </3
<3
relax senthy, breath in & out sister.

[Walktheline]

what's wrong? It seems like somethings bothering you today...

:neutral: you're usually not one to pick fights, not with me anyways


I think it's because you're really pretty. I still like your hair.

[supremed]

i just realized its 9:14pm and im still at work...im out peoples

[Drumline]

<3
relax senthy, breath in & out sister.

can i use my relaxed breaths to fan the fire in which you'll be diaf? </3

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:cool: oh, i'm sure they're floating around somewhere.

That was very nice of you to volunteer to find those pictures first, then post them. You're a gentleman and a scholar Rogue.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

can i use my relaxed breaths to fan the fire in which you'll be diaf? </3

whatever takes your fancy nancy.

you feelin areet today? :kekeke:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

what's wrong? It seems like somethings bothering you today...

:neutral: you're usually not one to pick fights, not with me anyways

Don't you see... he's disappointed that you girls are actually sluts. He feels terribly for your future husbands.

Dude's only looking out for Desi men, and you girls aren't making it easier. GOSH!

[Walktheline]

Maybe he's sad that yeahwhat has a boyfriend.

[yeahwhat]

I think it's because you're really pretty. I still like your hair.

Thanks, you're sweet.

[ruch4343]

post links to the movie. i want to see you getting drilled :hs:

there's a law suit going on about it. I hope to get rich soon. :hs:

[yeahwhat]

Don't you see... he's disappointed that you girls are actually sluts. He feels terribly for your future husbands.

Dude's only looking out for Desi men, and you girls aren't making it easier. GOSH!

You poor desi men. It's Ok there are plenty of prudish desi women out there to choose from so fear not.

My future husband will be well aware of my past because I really don't have much to hide. So the rest is up to him

[Drumline]

Maybe its because i wish you'd all grills would just diaf? </3 ? :kekeke:

[Walktheline]

Maybe its because i wish you'd all grills would just diaf? </3 ? :kekeke:

http://smiliesftw.com/x/shrugs.gif

[Drumline]

there's a law suit going on about it. I hope to get rich soon. :hs:

i hope you're suing about getting poked in the right hole....it'd be real funny, if you clueless self manifested itself by suing about being poked in the wrong hole :kekeke:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

You poor desi men. It's Ok there are plenty of prudish desi women out there to choose from so fear not.

My future husband will be well aware of my past because I really don't have much to hide. So the rest is up to him

HAVE FUN BEING SINGLE FOR LIFE! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[Drumline]

http://smiliesftw.com/x/shrugs.gif
http://smiliesftw.com/x/smiliecascade.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

[ruch4343]

i hope you're suing about getting poked in the right hole....it'd be real funny, if you clueless self manifested itself by suing about being poked in the wrong hole :kekeke:

there's more than one hole? :anxious:
I best talk to my liar. I mean my lawyer.

[yeahwhat]

HAVE FUN BEING SINGLE FOR LIFE! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure there will be some desperate guy out there willing to be with me. Thanks for your concern tho

[SpicyBrownRapper]

I'm pretty sure there will be some desperate guy out there willing to be with me. Thanks for your concern tho

NOT IF YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN! LOLOLOLOL!

[Drumline]

there's more than one hole? :anxious:
I best talk to my liar. I mean my lawyer.

can't sue if you were, for example, getting poked in the ear.

[ruch4343]

can't sue if you were, for example, getting poked in the ear.

ouch. I mean I was pretty drunk at the time, but I'm pretty sure it was not my ear.

[yeahwhat]

NOT IF YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN! LOLOLOLOL!

just as i thought you couldn't get any more gay... :no:

[Drumline]

ouch. I mean I was pretty drunk at the time, but I'm pretty sure it was not my ear.

oh you were drunk = suit dismissed.

i guess i will be seeing your debut title on the shelves then.

[roy_desi]

clean coochie? why not.

[ruch4343]

oh you were drunk = suit dismissed.

i guess i will be seeing your debut title on the shelves then.

not if I buy them all first. :run:

[FlyDesiGrl]

haha, i did that. My bf was trying to have multiple orgasms, so basically cum a little at a time a few times. I don't know but it was hell for me after the first 30 minutes. :no: I start getting sore :Oops:

You were stopping and starting, and stopping and starting in the middle of a bj and he was able to control it like that? lol wow. I bet your bootha was sore!

[Drumline]

not if I buy them all first. :run:

i'm pre-ordering it as we speak

[ruch4343]

i'm pre-ordering it as we speak

psshhha. you don't even know what it's called. :run:

[Drumline]

psshhha. you don't even know what it's called. :run:

how many ruchis can there be in the porn business?

[BigCrazyIndian]

"gee, I wonder how it tastes?"
-what every girl here is really thinking

[ruch4343]

how many ruchis can there be in the porn business?

lol. maybe I went incognito. :run:

[Drumline]

lol. maybe I went incognito. :run:

how many punjabi girls are there in the business?

[ruch4343]

how many punjabi girls are there in the business?

one too many. :run:

[SarcasmicBengali]

yep... i likey.
and can't say gotten too many complaints either

*pulls up pants and struts

[Drumline]

one too many. :run:

name all the punjabi pornstars, and post pictures.