before, during or after Sex

[indesicive]

what are some of the funny things you or your partner have said?

she said: "Eww i've got 'bits of you' coming out of me"
:lol:

[roy_desi]

lmao @ this punk ever getting pussy.

[indesicive]

lmao @ this punk ever getting pussy.

ive had more pussy than you've had hot dinners :arrow:

[roy_desi]

ive had more pussy than you've had hot dinners :arrow:
http://images.ratedesi.com/members/191426_thumb.jpg

self-explanatory.

[chingchingching]

ewww wth

thats like koootie business right there :Puke:

[chunky]

ewww wth

thats like koootie business right there :Puke:

lolol.

[Geezer]

lol have some discretion dunny

[crayzee]

"harder better faster stronger"

:rofl:

[indesicive]

lol have some discretion dunny

lol tis the internet. what's that word?

[indesicive]

ewww wth

thats like koootie business right there :Puke:

again im not in on the amrikan slang :-|

[indesicive]

"harder better faster stronger"

:rofl:

im eyeing up that wad of cash you have. Poker?

[Arshy]

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

[Exotic_Princess]

I'll let you know when I get some...:dunno:

[DESISOLDIERSINGH]

I'll let you know when I get some...:dunno:


On that note, I am in Florida too

[uglyDuckling]

what are some of the funny things you or your partner have said?

she said: "Eww i've got 'bits of you' coming out of me"
:lol:

LOL
During my honeymoon I said to my husband, "yeh jism pyaar karna nahin janta. yeh janta hai toh sirf jism ki bhook" :gol:

It's a dialogue from an Indian movie

[Exotic_Princess]

On that note, I am in Florida too

:wavey:
hey, what are you trying to say?
btw...willrap4food is in Florida too :yes:

[Arshy]

LOL
During my honeymoon I said to my husband, "yeh jism pyaar karna nahin janta. yeh janta hai toh sirf jism ki bhook" :gol:

It's a dialogue from an Indian movie

yes it's from jism.

[surface2air]

LOL
During my honeymoon I said to my husband, "yeh jism pyaar karna nahin janta. yeh janta hai toh sirf jism ki bhook" :gol:

It's a dialogue from an Indian movie

Did he break into the song on the suhaagraat or you guys actually did it?

[xogirlie girlxo]

LOL
During my honeymoon I said to my husband, "yeh jism pyaar karna nahin janta. yeh janta hai toh sirf jism ki bhook" :gol:

It's a dialogue from an Indian movie

hahahahaha :rofl:

[uglyDuckling]

yes it's from jism.

yeah

[uglyDuckling]

Did he break into the song on the suhaagraat or you guys actually did it?

No, thank god he did not sing. It would have been more awkward then. :ugh:

[xogirlie girlxo]

No, thank god he did not sing. It would have been more awkward then. :ugh:

Do u enjoy being married? I have this weird fascination with married women . . .i wanna know how they feel after theyre married.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

Do u enjoy being married? I have this weird fascination with married women . . .i wanna know how they feel after theyre married.

:sarb:

[Hands]

i always give 2 or 3 thrusts and stop and say "oh shit, baby ive come" just as a laugh. See how they react. Then carry on :kekeke:

I had this one grill giving me head for like 25 mins, she was like ow my neck hurts my back hurts and my knees hurt. Cant we just have normal sex. I was like wtf. Why u stop. It was just getting good. Lol.

[xogirlie girlxo]

:sarb:

Do u enjoy being married?

[di vinci]

who was he indesive??

[di vinci]

i always give 2 or 3 thrusts and stop and say "oh shit, baby ive come" just as a laugh. See how they react. Then carry on :kekeke:

I had this one grill giving me head for like 25 mins, she was like ow my neck hurts my back hurts and my knees hurt. Cant we just have normal sex. I was like wtf. Why u stop. It was just getting good. Lol.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[xogirlie girlxo]

i always give 2 or 3 thrusts and stop and say "oh shit, baby ive come" just as a laugh. See how they react. Then carry on :kekeke:

I had this one grill giving me head for like 25 mins, she was like ow my neck hurts my back hurts and my knees hurt. Cant we just have normal sex. I was like wtf. Why u stop. It was just getting good. Lol.

STFU
Real men dont talk about their escapades.
Men who get it, dont go around flaunting it.
Stop.
Ok.
:arrow:

[uglyDuckling]

Do u enjoy being married? I have this weird fascination with married women . . .i wanna know how they feel after theyre married.


LMAO what?

[di vinci]

STFU
Real men dont talk about their escapades.
Men who get it, dont go around flaunting it.
Stop.
Ok.
:arrow:


was that you??? he was refering too??:sarb:

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

LMAO what?

In other words, she fancies the socks off you.

:kekeke:

[xogirlie girlxo]

LMAO what?

Like i find them to be cool . . unknown . . .diff . . .from the avg single woman . . .how does it feel? How has it changed ur life? Telll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[xogirlie girlxo]

In other words, she fancies the socks off you.

:kekeke:

And u too. My punjabi rani.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

Do u enjoy being married?

Im married? when did that happen :sarb:

[Hands]

its not an escapade. Its not like its something special that i should hide from everyone. Lol.
I always get "lower, lower, ow thats my bum, lower" kekeke.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Im married? when did that happen :sarb:

I think its cuz ur punjabi. Thats why.

[doaly69]

ewww dude u didt use protection

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

I think its cuz ur punjabi. Thats why.

Um, hokay :think:

Nah im not getting married for a few years yet

[Hands]

:rofl: cream pie

[xogirlie girlxo]

Ugly Duckling Why Must U Ignore Me So :(

[xogirlie girlxo]

Um, hokay :think:

Nah im not getting married for a few years yet

My mo has friend whos effin married with a kid shes 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[surface2air]

i think married women are hot too

[indesicive]

who was he indesive??

its IndesiCIve! :rant:

:roll:

[indesicive]

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

did you just take a swipe @ my manhood? :lol:

[doaly69]

its IndesiCIve! :rant:

:roll:

yea but who was that dude who had bits of u coming out of him

[xogirlie girlxo]

i think married women are hot too

Yo they r foiiiiineeee

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

My mo has friend whos effin married with a kid shes 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know someone who is getting married at 20 & she doesnt want to & knows it's a huge mistake because the guy who she is engaged to is playing different girls.

the bastard & he looks like shit.

[indesicive]

I'll let you know when I get some...:dunno:

i might not be here in 5 years time :hyper:

[uglyDuckling]

Like i find them to be cool . . unknown . . .diff . . .from the avg single woman . . .how does it feel? How has it changed ur life? Telll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

LOL I'm not ignoring you!

It's enjoyable, yes. It feels good. Well, before I was everybody's kid and now I have to step-up and be a more mature and responsible person.

[di vinci]

its IndesiCIve! :rant:

:roll:

it was a HE;)

[doaly69]

I know someone who is getting married at 20 & she doesnt want to & knows it's a mistake because the guy who she is engaged to is playing different girls.

the bastard & he looks like shit.

then why aint her folks calling it off is hes
off boning other chicks ?

[xogirlie girlxo]

I know someone who is getting married at 20 & she doesnt want to & knows it's a mistake because the guy who she is engaged to is playing different girls.

the bastard & he looks like shit.

Omg why is she marrying him then, she could find someone that looks beter than shit, and who doesnt play girls wtf, ok its fine to get married young if u ust but dont just marry any asshole.

[indesicive]

:wavey:
hey, what are you trying to say?
btw...willrap4food is in Florida too :yes:

lmao :Owned:

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

LOL I'm not ignoring you!

It's enjoyable, yes. It feels good. Well, before I was everybody's kid and now I have to step-up and be a more mature and responsible person.


She wants you.

heh stalker.

[thebrownreason]

lmao @ this punk ever getting pussy.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i was pretty sure dood was gay.

[uglyDuckling]

I know someone who is getting married at 20 & she doesnt want to & knows it's a huge mistake because the guy who she is engaged to is playing different girls.

the bastard & he looks like shit.

Yeah, well why can't they point that out to their parents? I'm sure they don't want their daughter to be married to a jerk.

[di vinci]

yea but who was that dude who had bits of u coming out of him


I THINK HE STILL TAKING BITS OUT:rofl:

[surface2air]

Yo they r foiiiiineeee
especially a desi milf with two kids by her side and her husband in the back. it makes them so desirable.

[thebrownreason]

"bitch you ready for this fuckin splooge?"

[indesicive]

LOL
During my honeymoon I said to my husband, "yeh jism pyaar karna nahin janta. yeh janta hai toh sirf jism ki bhook" :gol:

It's a dialogue from an Indian movie

wishes he understood hindi :ashamed:
translate? :-|

[uglyDuckling]

She wants you.

heh stalker.

zomg :shock:

My husbaand will protect me!















:gol:

[di vinci]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i was pretty sure dood was gay.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[surface2air]

I know someone who is getting married at 20 & she doesnt want to & knows it's a huge mistake because the guy who she is engaged to is playing different girls.

the bastard & he looks like shit.

don't hate the player, hate the game

[indesicive]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i was pretty sure dood was gay.

doesnt say much about you then does it.
follow the crowd :arrow:

[doaly69]

I THINK HE STILL TAKING BITS OUT:rofl:

id of use his tooth brush and got it all out by now
crabby ass guys

[xogirlie girlxo]

LOL I'm not ignoring you!

It's enjoyable, yes. It feels good. Well, before I was everybody's kid and now I have to step-up and be a more mature and responsible person.

YESSSS U ANSWEREDDDDDDD. OKOKOKOKOK. So does everyone call u "bhabi" and r u in love? Do u feel like this is ur soulmate, and do u feel like ur his and he is urs? And how have u had to mature? Do u guys fart around eachother?

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

then why aint her folks calling it off is hes
off boning other chicks ?

She is muslim & her folks already went ahead with the engagement - ppl had told the girl to beware of this guy, but she didnt listen. Now she has found out the truth, that he is a complete asshole who only wants to get into her pants.

Im gonna help her out.

[uglyDuckling]

wishes he understood hindi :ashamed:
translate? :-|

:no: :p


This body does not know how to love. It only knows hunger, hunger for the body (aka lust).

[surface2air]

:rolleyes:wishes he understood hindi :ashamed:
translate? :-|

this body is devoid of any love, it only knows understands the carnal hunger. like doh

[xogirlie girlxo]

especially a desi milf with two kids by her side and her husband in the back. it makes them so desirable.

Ew. You besharam aadmi.:ugh:

[di vinci]

id of use his tooth brush and got it all out by now
crabby ass guys

I BET THEY WERE TRYING TO BE ASDVENTUROUS AND USED SAND INSTEAD OF LUBE

[doaly69]

She is muslim & her folks already went ahead with the engagement - ppl had told the girl to beware of this guy, but she didnt listen. Now she has found out the truth, that he is a complete asshole who only wants to get into her pants.

Im gonna help her out.

yea well something needs to be done

and even if there engaged
ud rahter it get called off

then have ur kid marry an asshole

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

Omg why is she marrying him then, she could find someone that looks beter than shit, and who doesnt play girls wtf, ok its fine to get married young if u ust but dont just marry any asshole.

I reckon she will tell her parents, you only live once so dont screw up your life.

[thebrownreason]

doesnt say much about you then does it.
follow the crowd :arrow:

sure it does newb, it says that your image and e-persona is full of fagg0try

[indesicive]

ewww dude u didt use protection
erm no she was on the pill and ON :ugh: (i dunno she didnt seem the hoe type)

yea but who was that dude who had bits of u coming out of him

His name was Bina :Paper:

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

don't hate the player, hate the game

The player didnt have to play the game if he already won first prize.

[doaly69]

I BET THEY WERE TRYING TO BE ASDVENTUROUS AND USED SAND INSTEAD OF LUBE

nah that dnt wrk man

i once used silly putty cuz i was out of condoms

poor bint :sarb:

it was like a playdough fun factory wen i squeezed it out of her

[uglyDuckling]

YESSSS U ANSWEREDDDDDDD. OKOKOKOKOK. So does everyone call u "bhabi"and r u in love? Do u feel like this is ur soulmate, and do u feel like ur his and he is urs? And how have u had to mature? Do u guys fart around eachother?

Yes. Well, I knew him for 7 years and we've been very close for the whole time.

LMAO No, I haven't farted around him yet although he says I should feel free to do that.

Well, you have to make important decisions that affect other family memebers too. That's personal so shh..

[indesicive]

sure it does newb, it says that your image and e-persona is full of fagg0try

and you are the 'wise one' just because you made a 'preception' you believe it to be true?!

my persona is unique e- or not :hand:

[Exotic_Princess]

i might not be here in 5 years time :hyper:

Huh...what are you trying to say mr?
Whats the 5 yrs for?

I BET THEY WERE TRYING TO BE ASDVENTUROUS AND USED SAND INSTEAD OF LUBE

:ugh:

[doaly69]

erm no she was on the pill and ON :ugh: (i dunno she didnt seem the hoe type)



His name was Bina :Paper:

yea but the pill wont stop ur dick from falling off



Ben u say
nice name for a dude

[xogirlie girlxo]

Yes. Well, I knew him for 7 years and we've been very close for the whole time.

LMAO No, I haven't farted around him yet although he says I should feel free to do that.

Well, you have to make important decisions that affect other family memebers too. That's personal so shh..

Ok how do u feel about women who cheat and would u ever cheat?

[indesicive]

:rolleyes:

this body is devoid of any love, it only knows understands the carnal hunger. like doh

thanx

:stupid:

:ashamed:

[surface2air]

Ew. You besharam aadmi.:ugh:

what? just saying their maturity is a turn on that's all. take a chill pill, yaar.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

what? just saying their maturity is a turn on that's all. take a chill pill, yaar.

lulz

[indesicive]

yea but the pill wont stop ur dick from falling off



Ben u say
nice name for a dude

well i took my chances?! :dunno:
btw when do you know whether to protect or not protect, are you trynna tell me you'd take your wife to get checked out before you have sex? :sarb:

[xogirlie girlxo]

what? just saying their maturity is a turn on that's all. take a chill pill, yaar.

Ok kajol I shall.

[di vinci]

erm no she was on the pill and ON :ugh: (i dunno she didnt seem the hoe type)



His name was Bina :Paper:
so u got a habit of sleeping with girls who tell u.. SHE ON THE PILL

how fooking stoopid can one trully be

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/0/1/1238.jpg

remember spermicide condoms, u cant be too carefull these days


i would seriously :rofl: in 9 months time u be signing this

8sdOl4kxBwg

[thebrownreason]

and you are the 'wise one' just because you made a 'preception' you believe it to be true?!

my persona is unique e- or not :hand:

guess you fucked some really ugly hoes then.

[indesicive]

Huh...what are you trying to say mr?
Whats the 5 yrs for?



:ugh:

im guessing your waiting for marriage :kekeke:
take your time, no rush!

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

This thread is turning into Dr Phil meets Oprah on marriage advice.

[doaly69]

well i took my chances?! :dunno:
btw when do you know whether to protect or not protect, are you trynna tell me you'd take your wife to get checked out before you have sex? :sarb:

i read alot and can tell wen pussy aint rite ;)

if its new pussy then u always wear a glove
i like my dick and wana keep it healthy

btw u and ben still going out

[di vinci]

nah that dnt wrk man

i once used silly putty cuz i was out of condoms

poor bint :sarb:

it was like a playdough fun factory wen i squeezed it out of her


:rofl: was it swallow friendly

[uglyDuckling]

Ok how do u feel about women who cheat and would u ever cheat?

I don't agree with cheating. I told my husband before we got married that if I felt the need to cheat then it means that something is missing in our relationship and we should work on that. I would never be with another man while I am married to my husband. It's like the worst insult to someone who trusts you so much.



LOL why are you interviewing me? It's strange.

[indesicive]

guess you fucked some really ugly hoes then.

no just the usual, Brazillian, Indian, english/phillipino (and they were hawt)...the list is endless(!)

[Exotic_Princess]

im guessing your waiting for marriage :kekeke:
take your time, no rush!

yea...I guess I am.
I'm not cool enough to get some...:dunno:

Don't make fun of me you guys...:(

[uglyDuckling]

This thread is turning into Dr Phil meets Oprah on marriage advice.

hehehe I'm only trying to help :p :rofl:

[indesicive]

i read alot and can tell wen pussy aint rite ;)

if its new pussy then u always wear a glove
i like my dick and wana keep it healthy

btw u and ben still going out

no we split up last year (my thread was a flashback)

[di vinci]

u know ur going to hell

[doaly69]

:rofl: was it swallow friendly

it was non toxic

so i guess so
also no artifical colouring

do ur bit for the enviroment kids ;)

[indesicive]

yea...I guess I am.
I'm not cool enough to get some...:dunno:

Don't make fun of me you guys...:(

No you've got your head screwed on, which is good, just keep away from all other 'screws' :rofl:

[doaly69]

no we split up last year (my thread was a flashback)

im sure shes still got hot thrush aswell dude

[di vinci]

it was non toxic

so i guess so
also no artifical colouring

do ur bit for the enviroment kids ;)

any more tips

[indesicive]

This thread is turning into Dr Phil meets Oprah on marriage advice.

and all i wanted was a bit of cheering up on a dull Sun Eve :roll:

[surface2air]

I guess the biggest turn off for the guy would be to hear "Is it in yet?"

:lol:

[indesicive]

im sure shes still got hot thrush aswell dude

she can have it AFTER me for all i care :rofl:



lol no i take that back :-|

[doaly69]

any more tips

eye gel is not a good lubricant substitute

[Exotic_Princess]

No you've got your head screwed on, which is good, just keep away from all other 'screws' :rofl:

thanks mr...that line was a bit corny...
:kekeke:

[indesicive]

I guess the biggest turn off for the guy would be to hear "Is it in yet?"

:lol:

funnily enough im the opposite; "can i take it out yet?" :rofl:

[doaly69]

she can have it AFTER me for all i care :rofl:



lol no i take that back :-|

well u did give it her didt u :no:

[indesicive]

thanks mr...that line was a bit corny...
:kekeke:

more witty than corny puhleeze! :hand:

:lol:

[indesicive]

well u did give it her didt u :no:

ive not heard from her since :shock:

[di vinci]

eye gel is not a good lubricant substitute

car grease?

[doaly69]

ive not heard from her since :shock:

no wonder

also u thought of any baby names

[doaly69]

car grease?

butter ;)

[indesicive]

u know ur going to hell

i'll just be briefly passing through Inshallah, just to mock the likes of you :arrow:

[indesicive]

no wonder

also u thought of any baby names

haha its been exactly 9 months since we slit up ohmygosh!

[surface2air]

funnily enough im the opposite; "can i take it out yet?" :rofl:

:rofl::rofl: yeah ok.

[di vinci]

i'll just be briefly passing through Inshallah, just to mock the likes of you :arrow:


im lucky, iv purchase my self a 2nd chance passs

im not evil:cool:

[doaly69]

haha its been exactly 9 months since we slit up ohmygosh!

congrats :hug:

[indesicive]

butter ;)

ooh btw i like your sig!

[xogirlie girlxo]

I don't agree with cheating. I told my husband before we got married that if I felt the need to cheat then it means that something is missing in our relationship and we should work on that. I would never be with another man while I am married to my husband. It's like the worst insult to someone who trusts you so much.



LOL why are you interviewing me? It's strange.

Aw thats good, im interviewing u because i dunno i constantly hear about ppl in marriages not working out and it akes me sad, cuz i wanna be really happy when im married, and lately i hear about women cheating more than men . . .and married life just fascinated me so i wanted to know. So would u ever fart in front of him since he told u hes cool with it?

[indesicive]

congrats :hug:

no dont im getting worried, the last thing i need is a mini-me :rofl:

[doaly69]

ooh btw i like your sig!

i knw im good :cool:

[indesicive]

Aw thats good, im interviewing u because i

:shock: what have you done with all yer cash..you had $7k 20 mins ago!

[di vinci]

indesive mubarak on ur new baby

:grouphug:

[di vinci]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1101/10446126.JPG

[doaly69]

no dont im getting worried, the last thing i need is a mini-me :rofl:

yea we dnt need that either

i hope the little one get her dress sense

[indesicive]

i knw im good :cool:

your being harsh on yourself, i'd say you've got quite a talent

[di vinci]

indesive is a DAD

[indesicive]

yea we dnt need that either

i hope the little one get her dress sense

haha you biatch! :squint:

[xogirlie girlxo]

:shock: what have you done with all yer cash..you had $7k 20 mins ago!

R u hallucinating?

[indesicive]

indesive is a DAD

stop spreading rumours (unless people are prepared to FedEX some mittai) ;)

[doaly69]

your being harsh on yourself, i'd say you've got quite a talent

ur rite there

well it is the day job after all

[indesicive]

R u hallucinating?

wernt we playing Poker just a little while ago :sarb:

[Hands]

haram

[crayzee]

im eyeing up that wad of cash you have. Poker?

yezzzzir!

poker, nowwww

[di vinci]

stop spreading rumours (unless people are prepared to FedEX some mittai) ;)
so it is TRUE

U CUNT

IS IT BROWN?

[Exotic_Princess]

di vinci...those sweets look :yum:

[doaly69]

wernt we playing Poker just a little while ago :sarb:

did u lose ur money to alimony :p

[indesicive]

ur rite there

well it is the day job after all

in that case how would you like to do mine for me :wiggle:
(bet you didnt see that coming) :lol:

no seriously, Deek-sha was gonna do it but she's busy studying and thought you could take that stress off her shoulders...im sure she'll love you for it! :idea:

the idea i have for sig is easy peasy...

[di vinci]

di vinci...those sweets look :yum:


thanx to indesive he paying.. take as much as u like;)

[indesicive]

did u lose ur money to alimony :p

lol @ you rubbing it in...social services have got my back!

[uglyDuckling]

Aw thats good, im interviewing u because i dunno i constantly hear about ppl in marriages not working out and it akes me sad, cuz i wanna be really happy when im married, and lately i hear about women cheating more than men . . .and married life just fascinated me so i wanted to know. So would u ever fart in front of him since he told u hes cool with it?

Yeah, I'm working on that. :kekeke:

Honestly, don't be afraid of marriage. Everyone's story is different and you have to put your best effort into everything. If you decide to be in a relationship with someone then it must be worth something right? And, it's upto you and your partner to keep it that way. If a relationship does not work it's not one person's fault; both persons in that relationship failed somewhere and they just could not move together to a point of balance.

It's complicated but nothing to be scared of :hug:
And I'm really sorry if I'm not being cool. It's just my honest opinion. =)

[doaly69]

in that case how would you like to do mine for me :wiggle:
(bet you didnt see that coming) :lol:

no seriously, Deek-sha was gonna do it but she's busy studying and thought you could take that stress off her shoulders...im sure she'll love you for it! :idea:

the idea i have for sig is easy peasy...


she loves me anyway ;)

hmm but i might be nice as ur a new father and all that

wats ur idea ?

[Exotic_Princess]

thanx to indesive he paying.. take as much as u like;)

:kekeke:

the only thing i dont like is when there's pieces of foil sticking to the kuju katris...I hate pickin that shyt off. :mad:

[indesicive]

And I'm really sorry if I'm not being cool. It's just my honest opinion. =)

We need more people like you in this world (aka RD Forum)

[indesicive]

she loves me anyway ;)

hmm but i might be nice as ur a new father and all that

wats ur idea ?

i'll forward the PM i sent Dee

[di vinci]

she loves me anyway ;)

hmm but i might be nice as ur a new father and all that

wats ur idea ?


u never made me that sig

i might be a father soon too *snatches some-one random baby* look

[di vinci]

:kekeke:

the only thing i dont like is when there's pieces of foil sticking to the kuju katris...I hate pickin that shyt off. :mad:


im sure the foil is eatable

[Exotic_Princess]

im sure the foil is eatable

but i'm not comfortable knowing that excess metals are entering the system.
:ugh:

[doaly69]

u never made me that sig

i might be a father soon too *snatches some-one random baby* look

i made u a sig
that scar face one

and with all the baby stealing going in these days id put that little bastard back where u found him

[indesicive]

i made u a sig
that scar face one

and with all the baby stealing going in these days id put that little bastard back where u found him

lol i wouldnt be surprised if it was...whats the council estate you live on again Vinci :sarb:

[di vinci]

i made u a sig
that scar face one

and with all the baby stealing going in these days id put that little bastard back where u found him


put him back in his crib.. kid naps a puppy:D

i wanted a cartoony one:(

like jattis:(

[xogirlie girlxo]

Yeah, I'm working on that. :kekeke:

Honestly, don't be afraid of marriage. Everyone's story is different and you have to put your best effort into everything. If you decide to be in a relationship with someone then it must be worth something right? And, it's upto you and your partner to keep it that way. If a relationship does not work it's not one person's fault; both persons in that relationship failed somewhere and they just could not move together to a point of balance.

It's complicated but nothing to be scared of :hug:
And I'm really sorry if I'm not being cool. It's just my honest opinion. =)

yeah my prob is i get really scared of marriage cuz i hear about so much b.s., and ur being really cool, i think ur really neat.

[doaly69]

lol i wouldnt be surprised if it was...whats the council estate you live on again Vinci :sarb:

well if where talking about where vinci lives then it'l probs be a baby lamb :no:

[di vinci]

lol i wouldnt be surprised if it was...whats the council estate you live on again Vinci :sarb:


i live on a farm in wales.. i dont think there is a council estatye in our lil village of 1000 ppl

[di vinci]

but i'm not comfortable knowing that excess metals are entering the system.
:ugh:


we can call u iron man;)

[doaly69]

put him back in his crib.. kid naps a puppy:D

i wanted a cartoony one:(

like jattis:(

i think my cartoons are jinxed

everyone iv drawn one of has legged it

and i cant lose u too

[indesicive]

well if where talking about where vinci lives then it'l probs be a baby lamb :no:

at least he can entertain it with nursery rhymes - Baa Baa Black sheep maybe :dunno:

[crayzee]

Yeah, I'm working on that. :kekeke:

Honestly, don't be afraid of marriage. Everyone's story is different and you have to put your best effort into everything. If you decide to be in a relationship with someone then it must be worth something right? And, it's upto you and your partner to keep it that way. If a relationship does not work it's not one person's fault; both persons in that relationship failed somewhere and they just could not move together to a point of balance.

It's complicated but nothing to be scared of :hug:
And I'm really sorry if I'm not being cool. It's just my honest opinion. =)

:werd:

even though the idea of marriage seem's scary at times, trust me, its a godsend :)

marriage makes everything else much more clear, and makes you a much more stable individual in general :)

[di vinci]

i think my cartoons are jinxed

everyone iv drawn one of has legged it

and i cant lose u too


i wont leg it.... not anytime sooon.... im not getting shaddie for another 4 years

[doaly69]

at least he can entertain it with nursery rhymes - Baa Baa Black sheep maybe :dunno:

thats racist

im not sure why but i think it is in PC we live in

[uglyDuckling]

yeah my prob is i get really scared of marriage cuz i hear about so much b.s., and ur being really cool, i think ur really neat.

Well, all the best to you. Hopefully, you will find your happy place in marriage :)

I gotta go now. Nice talking to you. Bye. :wavey:


(oh and if you rep-ed me, thanks a bunch!)

[indesicive]

Well, all the best to you. Hopefully, you will find your happy place in marriage :)

I gotta go now. Nice talking to you. Bye. :wavey:


(oh and if you rep-ed me, thanks a bunch!)

:wavey:

(and thanx for ignoring me)

[xogirlie girlxo]

:werd:

even though the idea of marriage seem's scary at times, trust me, its a godsend :)

marriage makes everything else much more clear, and makes you a much more stable individual in general :)

Hey how does it make everything clear? And what if the person u end up with is an arsehole? Dou put up with him/her and try and change the or do u move on?

[Exotic_Princess]

we can call u iron man;)


but i don't wanna grow a penis...:-|

lolz

[indesicive]

thats racist

im not sure why but i think it is in PC we live in

PC?

[xogirlie girlxo]

Well, all the best to you. Hopefully, you will find your happy place in marriage :)

I gotta go now. Nice talking to you. Bye. :wavey:


(oh and if you rep-ed me, thanks a bunch!)

i didnt id rep u positive!

[doaly69]

PC?

politically correct

[indesicive]

Hey how does it make everything clear? And what if the person u end up with is an arsehole? Dou put up with him/her and try and change the or do u move on?

it really depends on how selective and cautious you are before marrying that person.
If your unlucky enough to have an arranged marriage where you dont get the chance to find out anything about that person other than they're name then sure you will most likely encounter problems

[Hands]

its silver leaf. Thats fine.

[xogirlie girlxo]

it really depends on how selective and cautious you are before marrying that person.
If your unlucky enough to have an arranged marriage where you dont get the chance to find out anything about that person other than they're name then sure you will most likely encounter problems

Funny thing is all the incidents that ive heard about cheating and things not working out has been with a love marriage, honestly it depends on how u r as a person, the human persona is very hard to figure out even if uve known someone for quite a bit, and i know a lot of ppl who had an arranged marriage and r quite happy.

[indesicive]

i didnt id rep u positive!

me as well while your at it :wiggle:

[xogirlie girlxo]

me as well while your at it :wiggle:

She earned it.

[maliky204]

iv said once, lookin at it 'is that it' :ashamed:

[doaly69]

iv said once, lookin at it 'is that it' :ashamed:

you got layed :shock:

[maliky204]

you got layed :shock:

lol iv been married,im not a virgin :rofl:

[indesicive]

Funny thing is all the incidents that ive heard about cheating and things not working out has been with a love marriage, honestly it depends on how u r as a person, the human persona is very hard to figure out even if uve known someone for quite a bit, and i know a lot of ppl who had an arranged marriage and r quite happy.

I cant disagree with that, but i could only use a handful of examples to back that up, ie my parents, relatives even a friend who's been married for 4 yrs.
Relationships are funny, me personally I prefer to liken it to "a never ending game of chess" where you ask questions about your partner, they answer and vice versa. Although its diffucult to get in to the mind of a person, it is possible if you try hard enough (assuming you have reason to). You just have to be open-minded in the first place (avoids disappointment) keep scrutinising and eventually when you're ready to tie the knot you just live by your actions. You make that decision based on the understanding that you and your partner have!

[doaly69]

lol iv been married,im not a virgin :rofl:

:shock:
i had u dwn as some boring type

[Hands]

you shoulda said. Dayum. Ur feet look big when ur nekid

[indesicive]

She earned it.

well i'll just have to impress the pants off of you :idea:

[indesicive]

iv said once, lookin at it 'is that it' :ashamed:

and what the hell were you expecting - the sex does the talking you know, not the japs eye :no:

[maliky204]

:shock:
i had u dwn as some boring type

lol blud iv done 90% of the positions you can think of :kekeke:

[doaly69]

lol blud iv done 90% of the positions you can think of :kekeke:

we need to pm more u and me ;)

[Exotic_Princess]

you shoulda said. Dayum. Ur feet look big when ur nekid

:kekeke:

hands :no:

I would say to you... "Dayum...ur hands look big when ur nekid."
:yes:

[maliky204]

and what the hell were you expecting - the sex does the talking you know, not the japs eye :no:

dude come on! at least it should be big enough to not ask, 'is that ur clit? or your dick?'

[indesicive]

:shock:


did you get the PM, is it a yay or a nay :hyper:

[xogirlie girlxo]

I cant disagree with that, but i could only use a handful of examples to back that up, ie my parents, relatives even a friend who's been married for 4 yrs.
Relationships are funny, me personally I prefer to liken it to "a never ending game of chess" where you ask questions about your partner, they answer and vice versa. Although its diffucult to get in to the mind of a person, it is possible if you try hard enough (assuming you have reason to). You just have to be open-minded in the first place (avoids disappointment) keep scrutinising and eventually when you're ready to tie the knot you just live by your actions. You make that decision based on the understanding that you and your partner have!

Dude ive known ppl tht have known eachother for 6-7 yrs and have been married or about to get married, and one of them cheats . . .

[doaly69]

did you get the PM, is it a yay or a nay :hyper:

yea i'l sort it dude not to worry

[indesicive]

lol blud iv done 90% of the positions you can think of :kekeke:

oooh i love a girl with experience

[maliky204]

we need to pm more u and me ;)

lol theres alot u dont no about me... however i think is been so long since i had sex i think my virginitys grown back :no:

[doaly69]

lol theres alot u dont no about me... however i think is been so long since i had sex i think my virginitys grown back :no:

u knw i can fix that for u

[maliky204]

oooh i love a girl with experience

dafa! :hand:

dude that sounds wrong lol

its just experimenting, you should try it lol

[di vinci]

but i don't wanna grow a penis...:-|

lolz


it come off

[maliky204]

u knw i can fix that for u

looool i thought u liked the men??:shock:

[di vinci]

doaly, ms maliky will eat u up, discard u the next day like a crack whore

[Exotic_Princess]

it come off

they have penises that come on and off?? :shock:

[maliky204]

doaly, ms maliky will eat u up, discard u the next day like a crack whore

:naughty:


:rofl:

[Exotic_Princess]

doaly, ms maliky will eat u up, discard u the next day like a crack whore

:kekeke:

[doaly69]

looool i thought u liked the men??:shock:

i do both

[di vinci]

they have penises that come on and off?? :shock:
;););)

if u freaky enough

[doaly69]

doaly, ms maliky will eat u up, discard u the next day like a crack whore

well it is a lazy sunday
gota perk it up somehow

[indesicive]

Dude ive known ppl tht have known eachother for 6-7 yrs and have been married or about to get married, and one of them cheats . . .

at the end of the day, a relationship / marriage is an act of convenience. Its upto both parties to keep each other interested ie mental & physical stimulation. Problems will always be there regardless how trivial they come across. You just have to have that common understanding so that you can overcome it together.
Im not saying you get it right ALL the time. few are lucky enough to have experienced a blissful marriage. Shit happens and you have to prepare yourself for the worst!

[maliky204]

i do both

i would do both to :kekeke:

[di vinci]

:naughty:


:rofl:



im perfectrly fine thank you

*locks doors and windows in his house*

[maliky204]

im perfectrly fine thank you

*locks doors and windows in his house*

khota :rofl::rofl:

[doaly69]

i would do both to :kekeke:

exactly why im saying we need to talk more :eyebrow:

[di vinci]

well it is a lazy sunday
gota perk it up somehow


im looking out for you, i know how easily u have been hurt in the past


micheal, joeverick (the polish builder u took everything) zamboooma from africa who took ur money

[di vinci]

khota :rofl::rofl:

oh fuck

*hides his kothi, kotha, sheeps cows too*

[doaly69]

im looking out for you, i know how easily u have been hurt in the past


micheal, joeverick (the polish builder u took everything) zamboooma from africa who took ur money

ur a tru friend :hug:

u never took anything from me but love

[maliky204]

exactly why im saying we need to talk more :eyebrow:

PM :arrow:

:Oops:

[xogirlie girlxo]

at the end of the day, a relationship / marriage is an act of convenience. Its upto both parties to keep each other interested ie mental & physical stimulation. Problems will always be there regardless how trivial they come across. You just have to have that common understanding so that you can overcome it together.
Im not saying you get it right ALL the time. few are lucky enough to have experienced a blissful marriage. Shit happens and you have to prepare yourself for the worst!

Honelt when it comes to marriage i dont wanna prepare yself for the worst i wanna prepare myself for the best. I want a guy where i fall and he catches me no matter what.

[indesicive]

dafa! :hand:

dude that sounds wrong lol

its just experimenting, you should try it lol

who's to say i havent?
what im getting at is that with 2 experienced people who are gifted with creativity, you never know what new positions we could invent.
Just think of the trends we could set :idea:

[di vinci]

ur a tru friend :hug:

u never took anything from me but love

even on pakistan and indias independence day, i didnt even invade u;)

[maliky204]

oh fuck

*hides his kothi, kotha, sheeps cows too*

HEY I WASNT BORN IN PAKISTAN U DONT HAVE TO HIDE THE SHEEP AND COWS

:squint:

[doaly69]

even on pakistan and indias independence day, i didnt even invade u;)

yea but i sure did penetrate ur boarders

[di vinci]

HEY I WASNT BORN IN PAKISTAN U DONT HAVE TO HIDE THE SHEEP AND COWS

:squint:
:Paper:

[indesicive]

Honelt when it comes to marriage i dont wanna prepare yself for the worst i wanna prepare myself for the best. I want a guy where i fall and he catches me no matter what.

find THAT guy. Instigate. He's out there somewhere im sure.

[di vinci]

yea but i sure did penetrate ur boarders


im sure u notiified me in advance when u un-zip ur missile;)

[maliky204]

who's to say i havent?
what im getting at is that with 2 experienced people who are gifted with creativity, you never know what new positions we could invent.
Just think of the trends we could set :idea:

:waveyN:

[indesicive]

funny how this has been moved to the Relationship forum(!)

lol

[doaly69]

im sure u notiified me in advance when u un-zip ur missile;)

i knw but it was a secret black ops
need to knw basis

i didt take any prisoners either

[di vinci]

i knw but it was a secret black ops
need to knw basis

i didt take any prisoners either


i just couldnt say noo... i never slept with the enemy before

[doaly69]

i just couldnt say noo... i never slept with the enemy before

i have slept with the enemy b4 ;)
and it was good

she also made that enemy comment herself :kekeke:

[doaly69]

PM :arrow:

:Oops:

:shock:

the stuff that comes out of her mouth

[doaly69]

rite ladies and gents im off to make roti

:wavey:

catch u later

[maliky204]

:shock:

the stuff that comes out of her mouth

lol :cool:

[doaly69]

lol :cool:

:Oops:

ur too much for me

vinci we need to tag team her

[maliky204]

:Oops:

ur too much for me

vinci we need to tag team her

vincis not man enough for me :hand:

[doaly69]

vincis not man enough for me :hand:

bloody gay rder's :no:

[jat_jatt_sardar]

Im married? when did that happen :sarb:
when you weren't looking :lol:

[jat_jatt_sardar]

My mo has friend whos effin married with a kid shes 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is she like very siddi saadi?

[jat_jatt_sardar]

sex? wtf is a sex? :shock:

[uglyDuckling]

:wavey:

(and thanx for ignoring me)



LMAO I did not ignore you! And sorry if I did. :)