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ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:45 PM
:|. And I told him to prove it and he's like you can imitate a fob better than I can and you were born here while I wasn't...... and then I told him that that wasn't a logical excuse and he said to make a thread on RD and ask errone. :weird: LOL, and then I was like but RD is filled with fobs and he's like no wonder you fit in. :p........I got pwned. :no:





Discuss.




On another note, I'm eating that chocolate mousse cake from Olive Garden. :yum:

. :: a L i ::.
April 15th, 2008, 02:47 PM
ur such a fob :arrow:

end of thread

RDKhan
April 15th, 2008, 02:47 PM
i wudnt let my wife go on rd

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 02:47 PM
Your husband knows about rd :shock:
What's his username? :kekeke:

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 02:48 PM
thats it. divorce him. hook up with me. i promise i won't call u a fob.



... i will only call u fobni

:gol:

PuNjabi_RaNi*
April 15th, 2008, 02:48 PM
i wudnt let my wife go on rd

You worried that she is gonna marry the monitor or something?

eshwaar
April 15th, 2008, 02:48 PM
big fob

cococrisp
April 15th, 2008, 02:49 PM
u got pwned by a fob husband, even fobs will be ashamed to accept u as one of them,:Paper:....


only fob couples can have arugments like this in the first place, so that makes him a fob to strat off with, =]....

deek-sha
April 15th, 2008, 02:50 PM
send some chocolate over this way :hug:

di vinci
April 15th, 2008, 02:50 PM
tell u husband atleast i dont used soap to gel up my hair

cococrisp
April 15th, 2008, 02:51 PM
tell u husband atleast i dont used soap to gel up my hair

the fuck? :rofl:....

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 02:52 PM
Lol you have a husband. We get it.

di vinci
April 15th, 2008, 02:52 PM
the fuck? :rofl:....
if you were a fob u would know about it :squint:

* let me smell your hair*

jasmin oil from mumtaz cash and carry :shock:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:52 PM
ur such a fob :arrow:

end of thread
:squint:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:53 PM
i wudnt let my wife go on rd
That's why my husband is moar bettar than you'll evar be. :hand:

BigCrazyIndian
April 15th, 2008, 02:53 PM
awww, kick him out of bed, make him sleep on the couch.

Or better yet, make him sleep on the floor, fob-style.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:54 PM
Your husband knows about rd :shock:
What's his username? :kekeke:
lolololololol, he'll start pwning ppl left and right. :kekeke:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:54 PM
thats it. divorce him. hook up with me. i promise i won't call u a fob.



... i will only call u fobni

:gol:
:ugh:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:54 PM
You worried that she is gonna marry the monitor or something?
ROFL.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:55 PM
u got pwned by a fob husband, even fobs will be ashamed to accept u as one of them,:Paper:....


only fob couples can have arugments like this in the first place, so that makes him a fob to strat off with, =]....
um yah, ok.


Eh, my husband came to the states when he like 3............but he still can't pull off the fobby accent like me. :D

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:55 PM
send some chocolate over this way :hug:
Woo hoo!!!! Okie! :hug:

cococrisp
April 15th, 2008, 02:56 PM
if you were a fob u would know about it :squint:

* let me smell your hair*

jasmin oil from mumtaz cash and carry :shock:

:rofl:, no for real? fuckin soap and gel in hair? :ugh:....
im having a hard time gettin my head around how stupid/gross that shit is, and how one wud think about puttin it in hair....

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:56 PM
tell u husband atleast i dont used soap to gel up my hair
:kekeke:



I think you mean thail. :google:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Lol you have a husband. We get it.
Yes and you have yet to get one. =/

di vinci
April 15th, 2008, 02:57 PM
:kekeke:



I think you mean thail. :google:
soap

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 02:57 PM
Yes and you have yet to get one. =/
Some of us havent been looking to get married all our lives.

Stop making these girls feel bad and rubbing it in their faces.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:57 PM
awww, kick him out of bed, make him sleep on the couch.

Or better yet, make him sleep on the floor, fob-style.
LOL. with no cushioning. :p


He'd never give up the bed, he bought the pillowtop mattress and errthing. :no:

di vinci
April 15th, 2008, 02:58 PM
:rofl:, no for real? fuckin soap and gel in hair? :ugh:....
im having a hard time gettin my head around how stupid/gross that shit is, and how one wud think about puttin it in hair....
come here *uses your head to lubricate my door hiunge*

thanks

;)

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 02:58 PM
Wait.

You're married?! :shock:

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM
When are you going to pop out a gujustani?

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Some of us havent been looking to get married all our lives.

Stop making these girls feel bad and rubbing it in their faces.


LOL, man I freakin married late according to the desi standards ok. :hand: You should be getting yourself a 6figure job to support your future wife from Paki and all of her 93840985094 relatives.

These girls will get their turn, I'm having mine. :D

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Wait.

You're married?! :shock:
Lol.

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Wait.

You're married?! :shock:

There's hope for you.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM
come here *uses your head to lubricate my door hiunge*

thanks

;)
LOL.

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 02:59 PM
When are you going to pop out a gujustani?
Wtf @ your sig.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:00 PM
Wait.

You're married?! :shock:
ROFL. Sharap you, you're my FB frand.

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 03:00 PM
You should be getting yourself a 6figure job to support your future wife from Paki and all of her 93840985094 relatives.


gold digger :no:

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:00 PM
LOL, man I freakin married late according to the desi standards ok. :hand: You should be getting yourself a 6figure job to support your future wife from Paki and all of her 93840985094 relatives.

These girls will get their turn, I'm having mine. :D
I aint sayin she a gold digger..

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:00 PM
When are you going to pop out a gujustani?
You'll be first to know okie...........:ugh:

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 03:00 PM
ROFL. Sharap you, you're my FB frand.

I know I'm just teasing. :hug:

Nayeem: Go marry Reaz. Oh wait. :arrow:

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 03:01 PM
You'll be first to know okie...........:ugh:

Nayeem for boy and Nayeema for girl

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:02 PM
gold digger :no:


I aint sayin she a gold digger..



Bastards. I'm no golddigger. I earn and spend my own money. :hand:

longjohnsilver
April 15th, 2008, 03:02 PM
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/fail/5/monofail.jpg

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:02 PM
I know I'm just teasing. :hug:

Nayeem: Go marry Reaz. Oh wait. :arrow:
lolol, silly monkey.


And ROFLMAO.

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 03:02 PM
Bastards. I'm no golddigger. I earn and spend my own money. :hand:

Wow.
So you don't help pay the bills? :no:
just :no:

cococrisp
April 15th, 2008, 03:02 PM
come here *uses your head to lubricate my door hiunge*

thanks

;)

lol....

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Nayeem for boy and Nayeema for girl
Um, I'll let you keep those. :yes:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Wow.
So you don't help pay the bills? :no:
just :no:
LOL, stfu you ratmonkey! Of course I do. We've got upstairs and downstairs bills. :hand:

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:04 PM
:ugh:

:tears:

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 03:04 PM
Nayeem: Go marry Reaz. Oh wait. :arrow:
Mohito will marry you :hug:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:05 PM
:tears:
:ugh2:

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Mohito will marry you :hug:


Artmalik will marry you. :hug:

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 03:06 PM
Lol wait, no he won't. :hug:

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 03:06 PM
Artmalik will marry you. :hug:

DesiMc will marry you :hug:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM
Lol wait, no he won't. :hug:
LOL.

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM
Over/Under on the next time OD makes a thread about being married - 2 days.

Any takers?

BigCrazyIndian
April 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM
LOL. with no cushioning. :p


He'd never give up the bed, he bought the pillowtop mattress and errthing. :no:

do it! you have the power! Withhold your cooking from him. Make him watch your desi soap operas! There's so much you can do. You ahve too much power, actually.

Felonius Monk
April 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM
Yap. Fobulous.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM
DesiMc will marry you :hug:
lol

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:08 PM
Over/Under on the next time OD makes a thread about being married - 2 days.

Any takers?
wtf, you zaleel insaan.





I say tomorrow. :D

Felonius Monk
April 15th, 2008, 03:08 PM
Btw, you call him dhokla-monkey or something don't you?

kunnyfunt
April 15th, 2008, 03:09 PM
wait wait... so who's getting married?

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:09 PM
do it! you have the power! Withhold your cooking from him. Make him watch your desi soap operas! There's so much you can do. You ahve too much power, actually.


lol, I make him watch my HGTV shows anyway. :google:........and some of the desi channels. :gol:

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 03:09 PM
Stfu Nayeem.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:10 PM
wait wait... so who's getting married?
Bilal Is........to his cousin.

nayeemx33
April 15th, 2008, 03:10 PM
wait wait... so who's getting married?

BigCrazyIndian

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:11 PM
Btw, you call him dhokla-monkey or something don't you?
No........:shhh:

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:11 PM
Over/Under on the next time OD makes a thread about being married - 2 days.

Any takers?

i agree.

being on rd after marriage. WHY?

:dunno:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:11 PM
Yap. Fobulous.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/OrangeDasy/23_4_1762.gif

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:13 PM
Seriously tho OD, go have some kids.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:13 PM
i agree.

being on rd after marriage. WHY?

:dunno:

I'm mostly on when I'm at work.......got a prob, douchehorny boy? :-s

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:14 PM
I'm mostly on when I'm work.......got a prob, douchehorny boy? :-s
Loool.

BigCrazyIndian
April 15th, 2008, 03:15 PM
BigCrazyIndian

NO!

kunnyfunt
April 15th, 2008, 03:16 PM
umm.... ok??? why??

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:16 PM
Seriously tho OD, go have some kids.
What, are you my mother? Pfft.



:arrow:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:17 PM
NO!
lololol, camaaaaan :Pray:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:18 PM
Loool.
Damn! I forgot the at......rofl, I'm such a fob. :no:

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:19 PM
I think OD should only be allowed to post in Relationship & Dating forum.

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:20 PM
I'm mostly on when I'm at work.......got a prob, douchehorny boy? :-s

ooo

i thought u were at a home wifey.

and im not douchehorny boy. im prolly older than u... :gol:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:21 PM
I think OD should only be allowed to post in Relationship & Dating forum.
:squint:


You are teh Useless.

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:22 PM
http://forums.ratedesi.com/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=26

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:23 PM
ooo

i thought u were at a home wifey.

and im not douchehorny boy. im prolly older than u... :gol:
No mayng, I get bored at work, sheesh.


But you're still douchebaggeryhorny.........and you prolly are older than me. :run:

Felonius Monk
April 15th, 2008, 03:24 PM
BCI's getting married? Sweet.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:25 PM
http://forums.ratedesi.com/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=26

http://smiliesftw.com/x/hashy_diaf.gif

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:25 PM
BCI's getting married? Sweet.
All the ladoos you can eat. :yes:

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:26 PM
No mayng, I get bored at work, sheesh.


But you're still douchebaggeryhorny.........and you prolly are older than me. :run:

how dare u call me a douchbaggeryhorny. u don't even know me!

im a celibate monk :anger:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:27 PM
how dare u call me a douchbaggeryhorny. u don't even know me!

im a celibate monk :anger:
:p :p

Yeah, and Bilal IsP is gonna have a hot wife. :rofl:

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:28 PM
:p :p

Yeah, and Bilal IsP is gonna have a hot wife. :rofl:

Yes bilal will have a hot wife.

And i will remain a baal bramachari born again virgin saint boy. :run:

Felonius Monk
April 15th, 2008, 03:29 PM
All the ladoos you can eat. :yes:
I was thinking more along the lines of I can move in on his goats.

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Yes bilal will have a hot wife.

And i will remain a baal bramachari born again virgin saint boy. :run:
No.


And no.

Felonius Monk
April 15th, 2008, 03:30 PM
5 bucks says Wonka is going to be on rd for the rest of his life.

What woman is going to tolerate conversation such as this?

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:30 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of I can move in on his goats.
:shock:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:31 PM
5 bucks says Wonka is going to be on rd for the rest of his life.

What woman is going to tolerate conversation such as this?
:lol:

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:31 PM
No.


And no.

I is not a slut!!! :hand:

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 03:37 PM
Hey..where's Mohito. He should have been "in on 1."

WonkaBear
April 15th, 2008, 03:38 PM
Hey..where's Mohito. He should have been "in on 1."

we talkin about amreekan mohit? i mish him. :tears:

Riddemz
April 15th, 2008, 03:45 PM
marrying a guju makes you a better person :awesome:

BilalisPakistani
April 15th, 2008, 03:48 PM
Lol @ you.

Of course my wife will be hot, whats wrong with you.

pakilicious911
April 15th, 2008, 03:53 PM
you know what...even before seeing who posted this thread..i knew it was gona be my you
lol :kekeke:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:53 PM
Lol @ you.

Of course my wife will be hot, whats wrong with you.
:hahano:


AND WTF, WHY WAS MY THREAD MOVED?! :rant:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 03:54 PM
you know what...even before seeing who posted this thread..i knew it was gona be my you
lol :kekeke:
lol, sharap.

madam_jade
April 15th, 2008, 03:57 PM
:hahano:


AND WTF, WHY WAS MY THREAD MOVED?! :rant:

Someone moved my music thread too. :(

Ketamine-Abuse
April 15th, 2008, 04:00 PM
Don't ever question your husband

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 04:00 PM
Someone moved my music thread too. :(
Those Monkeybafoons



:hug:

ORaNGe dAsY
April 15th, 2008, 04:01 PM
Don't ever question your husband
:hahano: