Oh Hay, You Guys

[musicchic33]

FYI: my license is no longer suspended...paid a fine not too long ago

Now, I'm just driving with an expired license.

The DMV's closed right now, so I'll take care of that next week.

WHADDEVA, AT LEAST IT'S NOT EXPIRED AND SUSPENDED NO MO'

On a lighter note, I'm off to the mall now...but I missed the sad doggy special (something about dog mills??) on Oprah today =[ and I'm going to miss the rerun...anyone catch it?

[Drumline]

lupluplup, you're going to jail soon

[musicchic33]

lupluplup, you're going to jail soon
Oh hay,
my rents would post bail in a jiffy

LUPLUPLUP

[Drumline]

Oh hay,
my rents would post bail in a jiffy

LUPLUPLUP

lupluplup, maybe they'll decide to throw their support behind your sibling, and abandon you?

[BilalisPakistani]

*****s always act like they didnt know their license was suspended.
"Who, my shit?"
"Yes your shit, license been suspended three years ***** you dont know? Step out of the car, let me remind you."

Mike Epps.

[musicchic33]

*****s always act like they didnt know their license was suspended.
"Who, my shit?"
"Yes your shit, license been suspended three years ***** you dont know? Step out of the car, let me remind you."

Mike Epps.

hahah that was me

I went to the DMV to get the license renewed before I took care of the suspension, but one of the questions on the form I had to fill out was "has your license ever been suspended?"

and I wasn't sure if it WAS suspended or WOULD BE soon..and it said if you lied about anything on the form, it'd be considered a misdemeanor lol

So, I dipped.

O_o

[Drumline]

what happened to the mall?

[musicchic33]

lupluplup, maybe they'll decide to throw their support behind your sibling, and abandon you?

Hmm it's a possibility.

They DO have three other children to choose from =|

I'm going, I'm going

[Drumline]

Hmm it's a possibility.

They DO they three other children to choose from =|

I'm going, I'm going

just don't max out your credit card

[nayeemx33]

Get your butt to the youtube thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

[musicchic33]

just don't max out your credit card
Hard to believe, but I actually don't enjoy going to the mall

[Drumline]

Hard to believe, but I actually don't enjoy going to the mall

lies. i know you love going there getting your mani/pedi and sipping on your latte

[hurryputher]

Forty four thousand fucking posts. My how you've grown.

[musicchic33]

Get your butt to the youtube thread!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay pakiprince, why...what's going on in there??...unless it concerns me, I'm not interested ^_^

[musicchic33]

Forty four thousand fucking posts. My how you've grown.
Oh hay thurr, Hurry... I've honed my skills as you can see

How's the mrs?

Drummerboi: you've got me so misunderstood...how did I ever come across as high maintenance [/justcuzimrichdontmeannuffin']

[Drumline]

Drummerboi: you've got me so misunderstood...how did I ever come across as high maintenance [/justcuzimrichdontmeannuffin']

i'm a high maintenance guy?

[Space-Cowboy]

My license is also no longer suspended.








LICENSE TO THRILL!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!1111!!!!1111

[hurryputher]

Oh hay thurr, Hurry... I've honed my skills as you can see

How's the mrs?

Drummerboi: you've got me so misunderstood...how did I ever come across as high maintenance [/justcuzimrichdontmeannuffin']

Tabib? We've fallen out, he says I take him for granted. I haven't slept for a whole week you know. They told me he wasn't right for me, but I can't help it, he's still the one I run to.

I read you're getting married and frankly, I was shocked. You can't do it without my ashirwaath.

[musicchic33]

Tabib? We've fallen out, he says I take him for granted. I haven't slept for a whole week you know. They told me he wasn't right for me, but I can't help it, he's still the one I run to.

I read you're getting married and frankly, I was shocked. You can't do it without my ashirwaath.

look, imma do me, kay?
I totally lyke feel fulfilled n' tingz...it just feels right...kinda how you felt that you and Tabib were right?..except I'm not wrong

I'll wait until 2nite for your ashirwaath. Plz don't keep me waiting.

[musicchic33]

i'm a high maintenance guy?
Isn't that just another way of saying you're gay?

[Drumline]

Isn't that just another way of saying you're gay?

no. :neutral:
i like girls. GIRLS.

lupluplup

[LAKERFAN8]

Hay Chuachod, Main Teri Bundh Nu Maarunga

[madam_jade]

Wth you crazy criminals.

[BadFingerBoogie]

bad people.

:no:.

[LAKERFAN8]

Wth you crazy criminals.
you look like madame noor jehan in your sig :kiss:

[madam_jade]

I just got my license renewal letter in the mail today.

"Avoid a trip to the DMV with this simple form!! Just have a health professional fill out this eye form and you're all set!!"

Can I just send them a copy of my Lasik bill? http://smiliesftw.com/x/happysad.gif

[madam_jade]

you look like madame noor jehan in your sig :kiss:

I saw your havaldar picture in the other thread and let me just tell you....I'd like to see your baton baby.

[LAKERFAN8]

I saw your havaldar picture in the other thread and let me just tell you....I'd like to see your baton baby.
you want to do panga with my danda?

:hs:

[madam_jade]

you want to do panga with my danda?

:hs:

I'd enjoy a little cherkhani with your pichkari. :hs:

[LAKERFAN8]

I'd enjoy a little cherkhani with your pichkari. :hs:
lolol

1-sin(x^2)

MATH PROPERTIES FTW

:hs:

[madam_jade]

lolol

1-sin(x^2)

MATH PROPERTIES FTW

:hs:

Yesssssssssss you got it. :hug:

Together we are one. :hug:

[musicchic33]

I just got my license renewal letter in the mail today.

"Avoid a trip to the DMV with this simple form!! Just have a health professional fill out this eye form and you're all set!!"

Can I just send them a copy of my Lasik bill? http://smiliesftw.com/x/happysad.gif

Yah, see I thought of that...but wouldn't they have to use your old picture that they have on file?

I can't have that...mine's from way back in the 10th grade and let's just say I want to get rid of that ASAP =[

[madam_jade]

Yah, see I thought of that...but wouldn't they have to use your old picture that they have on file?

I can't have that...mine's from way back in the 10th grade and let's just say I want to get rid of that ASAP =[

Mine looks like a mugshot. Why's yours get suspended anyway?

[phishuff]

whats luplup

[desi_playa]

i dont know if u already mentioned it but why is ur license suspended?

[musicchic33]

I went to Pizzeria Uno for dinner tonight; we had to wait for a table.

I'm not sure if it's the same set up in every resto, but at the one I go to there are two benches you can sit at while you wait.

One says "republicans"...the other says "democrats"...I wanted to sit but the entire Republican bench was occupied, so I had to sit on the democrats' bench.

I felt so dirty. =\

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

ill say a prayer for the roadkill :cheers:

[desi_playa]

I went to Pizzeria Uno for dinner tonight; we had to wait for a table.

I'm not sure if it's the same set up in every resto, but at the one I go to there are two benches you can sit at while you wait.

One says "republicans"...the other says "democrats"...I wanted to sit but the entire Republican bench was occupied, so I had to sit on the democrats' bench.

I felt so dirty. =\


YEH REDNECKS!!!

WOOOHOOO!!

[nautika]

i drove with an expired license for a few months

i only renewed it cuz i couldnt get my alchy on

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

i lost my license a good 5-6 months ago.

like misplaced it type of lost

[desi_playa]

damn, you guys are rebels. i have never had a ticket.

[musicchic33]

ill say a prayer for the roadkill :cheers:
LUPLUPLUP

I'm SO over that

Jadester: I'd make up an awesomely interesting story\reason but it wouldn't be true =\

[musicchic33]

damn, you guys are rebels. i have never had a ticket.
That's cuz you're like 10, bo0bo0

Hay you guys, I just watched "whorton hears a who"...and like at one point, I teared <3

Nautika: jure crazy. I laarve it.

Nikybo0: imma find you a new one, fikar mat

[pagal_guju]

i renewed mine online. i hate going to DMV :mad:

[musicchic33]

i renewed mine online. i hate going to DMV :mad:

but you can't take a new tasveer!

Isn't that important to you?

[madam_jade]

I'm pretty sure that I love you but I really don't believe you.

[musicchic33]

I'm pretty sure that I love you but I really don't believe you.

say whaaat?

ma kasaam, y0

[madam_jade]

...You're a republican?

[musicchic33]

...You're a republican?

Yah man, if you're ballin' you kinda have to be

[musicchic33]

So lyke I just watched "white girls" for the first time

[thebrownreason]

you want to be a white girl, don't you

[musicchic33]

you want to be a white girl, don't you
Shawty want a thug...bottles in the club?

[thebrownreason]

Shawty want a thug...bottles in the club?

I just got off my seat and bugged out cuz i'm drunkiez

that song is on and the same verse just came on after you said that

NOT GONNA LIE




<3

[thebrownreason]

you know i love to touch, ya lovely lady lumps

[thebrownreason]

call ca call me so i can get it juicy for ya

[thebrownreason]

i said a hmmmm... I like dat

[ruch4343]

fucking rebel.

[thebrownreason]

i said he so sweet... i wanna lick the wrapper

no homo

[thebrownreason]

fucking rebel.

go back to blowing.....those candles

jk dont hate me, i'm loooooooose

[ruch4343]

go back to blowing.....those candles

jk dont hate me, i'm loooooooose
you're drunk, aren't you?

[bingley13]

you are so badass.

[thebrownreason]

you're drunk, aren't you?

no, i'm sober as a ruch4343

:cool2:

[thebrownreason]

i didn't get no play tonight, only a couple smooches. now i'm on RD and i feel lonely.

[ruch4343]

no, i'm sober as a ruch4343

:cool2:
hahaha so you are drunk.
aw no loose girls at the party?

[bingley13]

ruch give the brownreason a smooch.
he has already drank all the hooch.

[ruch4343]

ruch give the brownreason a smooch.
he has already drank all the hooch.
I don't deal with the slutz.

for you: :kiss:

[bingley13]

I don't deal with the slutz.

for you: :kiss:
:kekeke:


thanks. :Oops:

[thebrownreason]

hahaha so you are drunk.
aw no loose girls at the party?


lol at our house? oh there were. just wasn't interested in any tonight, my bff was all drunk over me and that kept most girls away ;[

[thebrownreason]

I don't deal with the slutz.

for you: :kiss:

all i have to say to you before I leave is :squint:

ruch give the brownreason a smooch.
he has already drank all the hooch.

:cuddle:

[ruch4343]

lol at our house? oh there were. just wasn't interested in any tonight, my bff was all drunk over me and that kept most girls away ;[
aw look at you being all loyal <3.

:squint:









































I keed. :kiss:

[ruch4343]

:kekeke:


thanks. :Oops:
I thought you would like that. :lulz:

[thebrownreason]

aw look at you being all loyal <3.

:squint:



I keed. :kiss:

lol to my bff? she doesn't care, i'm just nice like that.

:Paper:

[ruch4343]

lol to my bff? she doesn't care, i'm just nice like that.

:Paper:
aw. I always thought you were a jackass. <3

[bingley13]

:cuddle:

oh my. all this love. :bhapi:

[bingley13]

I thought you would like that. :lulz:

throughly. ;)

[thebrownreason]

oh my. all this love. :bhapi:

i'm a loving kind'a guy :lulz:

[thebrownreason]

aw. I always thought you were a jackass. <3

:squint:

you have much to learn about me. maybe that's why i'm on the good side of so many girls.

:Paper:

[ruch4343]

:squint:

you have much to learn about me. maybe that's why i'm on the good side of so many girls.

:Paper:
calm down, brownie. It was a compliment. <3.
take it while you can. I don't give them out often.

[ruch4343]

throughly. ;)
hey. I always meant to ask you.. how old are you?

[thebrownreason]

calm down, brownie. It was a compliment. <3.
take it while you can. I don't give them out often.

it's ok, i know you love me


:lulz:

[thebrownreason]

fucking musicchica333333333333 where did you gooooooo

[ruch4343]

it's ok, i know you love me


:lulz:
yeah yeah. let's not inflate that ego of yours. <3

[thebrownreason]

yeah yeah. let's not inflate that ego of yours. <3

you think I got an ego

foreal though

i'm just bein me

[ruch4343]

you think I got an ego

foreal though

i'm just bein me
okay okay. I believe. :bhapi:

[thebrownreason]

okay okay. I believe. :bhapi:

that didn't come out right

i forgot to add a :lulz: at the end of that

on a side note, i really need pizza

[musicchic33]

oh hay, what's going on in here?

[bingley13]

oh hay, what's going on in here?
you abandoned us.

[ruch4343]

that didn't come out right

i forgot to add a :lulz: at the end of that

on a side note, i really need pizza
lol. aw. you got caught.
:lulz:

don't talk about pizza, mang. I am hungry.





S: I am still waitingg!

[musicchic33]

you abandoned us.
maafi, yaar

I made mamadukes a cup o' tea...and was dling some music...NO, NOT PORN THEBROWNREASON

[thebrownreason]

lol. aw. you got caught.
:lulz:

don't talk about pizza, mang. I am hungry.





S: I am still waitingg!


lol


let me go before i say something stupid

[ruch4343]

I feel like I should call you auntie?









































I keed. <3

[thebrownreason]

lol @ music correlating to pr0nz

:no:

[musicchic33]

I feel like I should call you auntie?
I keed. <3


who?

[ruch4343]

lol


let me go before i say something stupid
:neutral:

[bingley13]

you made me cry now.

:tears:

hmph. i am leaving.

[thebrownreason]

:neutral:

does that mean you want me to stay?

[ruch4343]

as I recall I know you love to show off but i never thought that you would take it this faar.

[musicchic33]

lolli lolli pop that bodyyyyy

I want to make a music thread, but no one's up =[

*hold me*

[thebrownreason]

as I recall I know you love to show off but i never thought that you would take it this faar.

i hope this isn't about me

[ruch4343]

tbr: yes, I want you to stay.
No, that was not for you.


S: I be kidding y0. you know I gots mad love for you, dawg. /thug.

[thebrownreason]

who the fuck is S? are you referring to my first name?

fuck, i'm all confused up in this bitch right quickie. i want pizza.

[thebrownreason]

shawty say the nigguh that she wit cant hit .... but shawty ima hit it hit it hit like i cant miss

[musicchic33]

Pintame, Le dije yo al pintor, pintame la carita,
de la niña mas bonita, dentro de mi corazon.



ayyye yi yiiiii

yeah, I'm totally listening to that right now.

yeah, I'm totally facebook stalking some Rican's facebook who I went to h.s. with

yeah, it's a coincidence

[ruch4343]

oh, my bad. I forgot there's two 'S' s in here... I was referring to bingles.

I could go for some donatos right now. :yum:

[ruch4343]

I see you Kunal!

[thebrownreason]

oh, my bad. I forgot there's two 'S' s in here... I was referring to bingles.

I could go for some donatos right now. :yum:

oh seemster, that's my girlski

[LAKERFAN8]

i danced lots last night and tonight. my legs hurt.

[ruch4343]

oh seemster, that's my girlski
:hand: I beg to differ.

[musicchic33]

I see you Kunal!
*gujew alert*

[ruch4343]

random: I feel like getting drunk and singing.

[ruch4343]

*gujew alert*
lies.

[thebrownreason]

:hand: I beg to differ.
:rofl:

[thebrownreason]

random: I feel like getting drunk and singing.

get drunk and sing with me?

[ruch4343]

get drunk and sing with me?
okay what are we drinking? singing?

[musicchic33]

this is how I feellll, errtime I'm around you...I just loose control when I'm in the same rooommmmm



that's for you...you know who you are

*confusion*

[musicchic33]

lies.
I know, I can't believe he's trying pose as a Punjabi

[thebrownreason]

okay what are we drinking? singing?

i pretty much drink anything, except piss

as for the singing, i'll sing anything. even if it's super white shit like oldies, my brothers like to get drunk and sing old school shit.

[LAKERFAN8]

i am not gujew i am gabroo jatt punjab da

meri sheraan wargi jaan

[ruch4343]

I know, I can't believe he's trying pose as a Punjabi
yeah, he's doing a pretty good job.

[musicchic33]

i pretty much drink anything, except piss

as for the singing, i'll sing anything. even if it's super white shit like oldies, my brothers like to get drunk and sing old school shit.

hay you guys, sing this:

5JAis-ATxnc

[LAKERFAN8]

I know, I can't believe he's trying pose as a Punjabi
stfu

you know how much that hurts me.

hay i haz a secret new picture of me for ju :hs:

[thebrownreason]

L M F A O.

[ruch4343]

i pretty much drink anything, except piss

as for the singing, i'll sing anything. even if it's super white shit like oldies, my brothers like to get drunk and sing old school shit.
I've been craving a kamikaze since I got back from miami.


lol, will you sing boy band songs with me?
how many brothers do you have?

[thebrownreason]

that chick has a cute voice, reminds me of someone ;[

lol @ the strings part and dood wildin out

[thebrownreason]

I've been craving a kamikaze since I got back from miami.


lol, will you sing boy band songs with me?
how many brothers do you have?

kamikaze!!!!!!!! shits are crazy! and good.

um only if i'm like half a case deep lol
and i have likeeeeee 40 active bros or something

[ruch4343]

hahaah white chicks. classic. <3

[musicchic33]

stfu

you know how much that hurts me.

hay i haz a secret new picture of me for ju :hs:
oh hay, now we're talking

post it here and let the mutt marr begin


eww.

[ruch4343]

kamikaze!!!!!!!! shits are crazy! and good.

um only if i'm like half a case deep lol
and i have likeeeeee 40 active bros or something
for a normal person, how many shots does it take to get drunk?
lol I was talking about actual brothers, but that works too.

[LAKERFAN8]

oh hay, now we're talking

post it here and let the mutt marr begin


eww.
naw
im a picture whore.

i dont think rd wants to see my face no mo.

[ruch4343]

naw
im a picture whore.

i dont think rd wants to see my face no mo.
I do! post. or send my way.

[LAKERFAN8]

I do! post. or send my way.
kay just for little while

YEAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[thebrownreason]

for a normal person, how many shots does it take to get drunk?
lol I was talking about actual brothers, but that works too.

it all depends on sex and weight. a dood my size who doesn't drink like me can get drunk off of like 4-6 shots :dunno: that just gets me chillaxin

and no actual broskis, only 2 sisters. i was referring to frat broskiz.

[musicchic33]

kay just for little while
oh hay, you look brokeback mountain/t-mobile uniform/totally jattman

do, do youuuu got a first aid kit handy? do, do youuuu know how to patch up a wound..telll meeee

[LAKERFAN8]

oh hay, you look brokeback mountain/t-mobile uniform/totally jattman

do, do youuuu got a first aid kit handy? do, do youuuu know how to patch up a wound..telll meeee
why? is it cuz i farr'od your bundh?

:hs:

[ruch4343]

kay just for little while
<333

[ruch4343]

oh hay, you look brokeback mountain/t-mobile uniform/totally jattman

do, do youuuu got a first aid kit handy? do, do youuuu know how to patch up a wound..telll meeee
can you fix my h e a r t cuz it d a m a ged

[LAKERFAN8]

<333
tainu pasand eh?

:hs:

[ruch4343]

it all depends on sex and weight. a dood my size who doesn't drink like me can get drunk off of like 4-6 shots :dunno: that just gets me chillaxin

and no actual broskis, only 2 sisters. i was referring to frat broskiz.
sex: female
weight: 112 lbs.


yeah I figured.

[thebrownreason]

can you fix my h e a r t cuz it d a m a ged

that reminds me of danity kane
i saw them live, i just happened to be at the club that night, i even got a hug from d woods
i think i told you about this already.

[ruch4343]

tainu pasand eh?

:hs:
eh koi puchhan di cheez eh? of course, meinu pasand eh.

[thebrownreason]

sex: female
weight: 112 lbs.


yeah I figured.

well if she [you] doesn't drink like I do, then probably 4 shots in like 4 minutes, she'll be feeling pretty damn good.

[ruch4343]

that reminds me of danity kane
i saw them live, i just happened to be at the club that night, i even got a hug from d woods
i think i told you about this already.
yeah, you did.
did you marry audrey yet?

[ruch4343]

well if she [you] doesn't drink like I do, then probably 4 shots in like 4 minutes, she'll be feeling pretty damn good.
okay. so basically. It's hard for me to get drunk. fuck. :ashamed:

[musicchic33]

why? is it cuz i farr'od your bundh?

:hs:
too much butt saxin'...laarve me some Friday night lovin'

[thebrownreason]

yeah, you did.
did you marry audrey yet?

LOL

you know me too well.


I want her so bad, so does my dyke girl frand. <3

look, my girls got a pic with her as i stood drooling ;[

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ll0xlv.jpg

[thebrownreason]

okay. so basically. It's hard for me to get drunk. fuck. :ashamed:

or, you're just not a typical desi girl lightweight

[ruch4343]

LOL

you know me too well.


I want her so bad, so does my dyke girl frand. <3

look, my girls got a pic with her as i stood drooling ;[
that's gay. literally.
did you get a pic yourself?

[musicchic33]

or, you're just not a typical desi girl lightweight
ohmygawsh, major offensismsmsm up in hurrrrr

[ruch4343]

or, you're just not a typical desi girl lightweight
did you just call me fat?
jackass. :slap:

[thebrownreason]

that's gay. literally.
did you get a pic yourself?

looool

they even got some with dawn.

and as for me, yeah, but my eyes are shut and i have the gayest fucking face
so i untagged my self

[thebrownreason]

ohmygawsh, major offensismsmsm up in hurrrrr

:roll:



whateva, lightweight

[thebrownreason]

did you just call me fat?
jackass. :slap:


i see what you tried to do there

:squint:

[musicchic33]

:roll:



whateva, lightweight

umm no, back in the day I'm pretty sure we could have gone shot for shot.


:arrow:

[ruch4343]

looool

they even got some with dawn.

and as for me, yeah, but my eyes are shut and i have the gayest fucking face
so i untagged my self
okay. so now I am more intrigued. show picture.

112 is normal.. I don't want to go back to my underweight days. it's all good <3

[thebrownreason]

umm no, back in the day I'm pretty sure we could have gone shot for shot.


:arrow:

why not these days shorty? you gettin too old to keep up?


jaykay

[thebrownreason]

okay. so now I am more intrigued. show picture.

112 is normal.. I don't want to go back to my underweight days. it's all good <3


you were lighter than that? damn, woman. i could toss you around wit one hand. i'm sure you'd like that

[musicchic33]

why not these days shorty? you gettin too old to keep up?


jaykay

lulz and how old are you again, kiddo?

I don't drink no mo'

:arrow:

[thebrownreason]

lulz and how old are you again, kiddo?

I don't drink no mo'

:arrow:

pretty sure i'm your age


why's that? now i can't get into your pants
not that i'd try or anything

[ruch4343]

you were lighter than that? damn, woman. i could toss you around wit one hand. i'm sure you'd like that
yeah... been underweight for the majority of my life. I like my weight now. you know me too well.

[musicchic33]

oh hay, chunky

gnite, y'all...this thread's getting OUTTA CONTROL

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[chunky]

hi.

[thebrownreason]

yeah... been underweight for the majority of my life. I like my weight now. you know me too well.

:kekeke: @ the latter

[musicchic33]

I love the way we dance in the back of the club...you know you drive me crazyyyy...when you hold my body next to yours....let me feel like I'm your babyyy


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh

[ruch4343]

:kekeke: @ the latter
:gayfight:
all right I got work in a couple hours.. night :kiss:

[musicchic33]

Oh hays, bagels for breakfast.

[TheBallinMartian]

Liscense suspended?

What a thug

[chunky]

wtf was your license suspended for?

[musicchic33]

wtf was your license suspended for?
ya know, the usual stuff

hay guys, it's so nice out today...let's go to the beach. RD meet. Ice cream on me.

[chunky]

ya know, the usual stuff

hay guys, it's so nice out today...let's go to the beach. RD meet. Ice cream on me.
I'll put some warm cream on you. :naughty:

what usual stuff? doin niney fi on the LIE with a powdered nose?

[musicchic33]

When your license gets suspended, does it go on your record??

I'm the type of kid who never even had a detention growning up.

Breaks my heart.

[chunky]

When your license gets suspended, does it go on your record??

I'm the type of kid who never even had a detention growning up.

Breaks my heart.
uhm, yeah. it does.

How on earth did you get your license suspended? That shit never happens to girls. They just flash some tit and cry and all of a sudden the cop lets them off with a warning.

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

bo0 i told you not to drive drunk. i even offered you a ride wtf gurlfren?!?!?!!

[musicchic33]

bo0 i told you not to drive drunk. i even offered you a ride wtf gurlfren?!?!?!!
dude, I suck at being designated driver. Last time I was supposed to do it, some other girl ending driving my car home...and this was the friggin' Navigator...she was a tiny girl too...but yea, couldn't drive home ...I did have to make the 4 minute drive from her casa to mine though...longest and most paranoid 4 minutes of my zindagi

DAS WHY I LAARVE YOU...ALWAYS GOT MAH BACK N' SHIT

[musicchic33]

uhm, yeah. it does.

How on earth did you get your license suspended? That shit never happens to girls. They just flash some tit and cry and all of a sudden the cop lets them off with a warning.

Dude, I've talked my way out of EVERY ticket and EVERY time being pulled over...except this time was some dyke bitch..it was a moving "violation"..I just took my ticket and bounced, bc I was a second from bitching her out

Even when I got pulled over for going
50 mph over the speed limit near a school...the dude cop let me go...but nooo dyke bitch was on a power trip

[(sic)]

Your Mum

[musicchic33]

lololol the 3 other girls at work were talking about why they hate going clubbing and they were acting it out pretending to be clubbing dudes...then they started poking me with their fake boners aka their hands and phones

Imaginary boners for everyoneeeeeeee

But srsly, why do dudes just come up to dance with you and poke w\ their johnson before even saying hi??

lol @ chunky knowing the LIE

[chunky]

lololol the 3 other girls at work were talking about why they hate going clubbing and they were acting it out pretending to be clubbing dudes...then they started poking me with their fake boners aka their hands and phones

Imaginary boners for everyoneeeeeeee

But srsly, why do dudes just come up to dance with you and poke w\ their johnson before even saying hi??

lol @ chunky knowing the LIE

B/c, then it's like real life facebook. :awesome:


and oh, you didn't know I roll on the LIE? :cool2:

[musicchic33]

B/c, then it's like real life facebook. :awesome:


and oh, you didn't know I roll on the LIE? :cool2:

but it's so gross...'specially when it's one in front and one behind...snot cool

oh hay, Chunky whachu driving? Imma hunt you down, and then we can race on the LIE that you know so much about

[chunky]

but it's so gross...'specially when it's one in front and one behind...snot cool

oh hay, Chunky whachu driving? Imma hunt you down, and then we can race on the LIE that you know so much about


LMAO. What, you don't like double stuff oreos?

I drive what's in my sig, b. You won't ever see me tho. You might see a black blur, that's about it. :o

[musicchic33]

LMAO. What, you don't like double stuff oreos?

I drive what's in my sig, b. You won't ever see me tho. You might see a black blur, that's about it. :o
Naww, I'm a one helping at a time kinda grill

Negroe plz, you're no ninja O_o

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

dude, I suck at being designated driver. Last time I was supposed to do it, some other girl ending driving my car home...and this was the friggin' Navigator...she was a tiny girl too...but yea, couldn't drive home ...I did have to make the 4 minute drive from her casa to mine though...longest and most paranoid 4 minutes of my zindagi

DAS WHY I LAARVE YOU...ALWAYS GOT MAH BACK N' SHIT
yea the hoodz gotcho back.

shoulda left when i lefted. you know soberrr.

[chunky]

Naww, I'm a one helping at a time kinda grill

Negroe plz, you're no ninja O_o

so you'd pretty much freak out if your b/f ever gave you the shocker? :rofl:

hebrew plz, you won't ever see me till i'm gone.

[thebrownreason]

lololol the 3 other girls at work were talking about why they hate going clubbing and they were acting it out pretending to be clubbing dudes...then they started poking me with their fake boners aka their hands and phones

Imaginary boners for everyoneeeeeeee

But srsly, why do dudes just come up to dance with you and poke w\ their johnson before even saying hi??

lol @ chunky knowing the LIE

cuz they got no game. plain and simple

[musicchic33]

Nikkybo0, where'd you go?

My baals looks so cute today; I surprised myself. I was running late for work, so I didn't have time to str8en or curl it...so I just got out of the shower and put some curling cream of gel in it..tied it up..got to work and let my hair down and it looks friggin' awesome. I keep looking at myself in any reflective surface.

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

Nikkybo0, where'd you go?

My baals looks so cute today; I surprised myself. I was running late for work, so I didn't have time to str8en or curl it...so I just got out of the shower and put some curling cream of gel in it..tied it up..got to work and let my hair down and it looks friggin' awesome. I keep looking at myself in any reflective surface.
baybygurl, post pikturz for me <33


that always happens. when you dont do anything and dont try, it always ends up looking bomb.
like yesterday, it was shity, but i had to go somewhere in the AMz like hella early and did my make-up half as leep and it ended up looking badass. i was the only idiot at the gym with bombass make-up. <3

[chunky]

Nikkybo0, where'd you go?

My baals looks so cute today; I surprised myself. I was running late for work, so I didn't have time to str8en or curl it...so I just got out of the shower and put some curling cream of gel in it..tied it up..got to work and let my hair down and it looks friggin' awesome. I keep looking at myself in any reflective surface.
I demand a workplace cellphone camwhore. :o

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

in my PM box nadster, not chunkys.

[musicchic33]

LMAO

This girl from work is telling us about her younger sister who's really open with her about her sex life and she's acting out now...her sister like,

"I wanted Nigel to come over and fck me in the bathroom from behind while I sit on the sink and I have a foot up on the shower door"

She's 18. I died lol'ing.

I'll post more as I hear more.

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

lolol where the fuck do you work?

[chunky]

LMAO

This girl from work is telling us about her younger sister who's really open with her about her sex life and she's acting out now...her sister like,

"I wanted Nigel to come over and fck me in the bathroom from behind while I sit on the sink and I have a foot up on the shower door"

She's 18. I died lol'ing.

I'll post more as I hear more.
if she's sitting on the sink, how can he fuck her from behind? wtf, this bitch is crazy.

[chunky]

lolol where the fuck do you work?
red light district. :o

[musicchic33]

so you'd pretty much freak out if your b/f ever gave you the shocker? :rofl:

hebrew plz, you won't ever see me till i'm gone.

oh lawd, what's the shocker?

TBR: whachu you be doin' at the club to get dem breezys' attention?

Nicky: sometimes I just don't know when to say "no mas"...I keep chugging and chugging [\noperv]

..and you always look good, bo0. I'll post up some piktars later just for jew <3

[musicchic33]

I demand a workplace cellphone camwhore. :o
I demanded my new car asap, but I still don't have it.

:arrow:

FCK CARS W/OUT AWD =[

[chunky]

oh lawd, what's the shocker?

TBR: whachu you be doin' at the club to get dem breezys' attention?

Nicky: sometimes I just don't know when to say "no mas"...I keep chugging and chugging [\noperv]

..and you always look good, bo0. I'll post up some piktars later just for jew <3
Just for you, I'ma do a short .edu.



http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpg

lol. This one is not really a shocker, but it cracks me up.

http://2.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/5/2/collegehumor.b826613596ea59fe02deafc252e85fbd.jpg

[musicchic33]

lolol where the fuck do you work?
Dude, it gets better. I can't make this shit up:

"I can't even give him head. Like I've tried to before, but it's so big...he told me to stop once and just told me to let him fck me...like it's the size of my forearm...I can't even give him head..."

hahahhh

[chunky]

I demanded my new car asap, but I still don't have it.

:arrow:

FCK CARS W/OUT AWD =[

LMAO, the white benz?

and check your PM.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Fuck, you just reminded me I have to go get a new license..gracias.

[thebrownreason]

oh lawd, what's the shocker?

TBR: whachu you be doin' at the club to get dem breezys' attention?

Nicky: sometimes I just don't know when to say "no mas"...I keep chugging and chugging [\noperv]

..and you always look good, bo0. I'll post up some piktars later just for jew <3

it's so highschool to just go up to some random ass broad without saying anything and just grind up on her. it's better to talk to them first maybe by them a drank...but most of the time they just come up to me or my hoeskis. it makes it easy for me. :cool2:

[LAKERFAN8]

i just got my license yesterday



license to kill

[musicchic33]

"Nigel's the perfect size...like Richard was too big and it hurt so badly...but Nigel, like he's big but it fits SO perfectly...it's the perfect fit..he's amazing."

Then her sister, the girl I work with...she tells us her sis goes, "how many different STDs are there?...like what are the different types??"

Turns out her sis got a UTI from fcking too much...she was like "it burns when I pee, so I've just been holding it in all day"

I'm like, "uhh how about we try not getting any...don't worry about the different types"

[musicchic33]

Just for you, I'ma do a short .edu.



http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpg

lol. This one is not really a shocker, but it cracks me up.

http://2.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/5/2/collegehumor.b826613596ea59fe02deafc252e85fbd.jpg

LOL

two in the pink, one in the stink!...didn't know it had a designated name O_o

Lakerfag: License to kill Gujews?

[musicchic33]

lulz this dude texts to come over and play with his new wii

I called him a perv

I'm like a 10 yr. old...but doesn't it just sound wrong?? :rofl:

[musicchic33]

oh hay, martianman...quick: chicken, tuna, or other for lunch??

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

chickenz

[musicchic33]

chickenz
Oh hay, you read my mindz.

Subways roasted chicken, ftwm

[BadFingerBoogie]

lulz this dude texts to come over and play with his new wii

I called him a perv

I'm like a 10 yr. old...but doesn't it just sound wrong?? :rofl:

lol.

:no:.

[~JATT DE PASAND~]

Oh hay, you read my mindz.

Subways roasted chicken, ftwm
nomnom buffalo chickenz :yum:

[pagal_guju]

but you can't take a new tasveer!

Isn't that important to you?
yea what had happend was i just got new licence with new pic not too long before i was due for renewal.

my sister wanted my licence cuz she was under 21 so i just went and told them i lost it :anxious: and my sister is the type that never likes to against law :lol: and she wanted to this time so i was so proud of her *tear*

[musicchic33]

yea what had happend was i just got new licence with new pic not too long before i was due for renewal.

my sister wanted my licence cuz she was under 21 so i just went and told them i lost it :anxious: and my sister is the type that never likes to against law :lol: and she wanted to this time so i was so proud of her *tear*

oh man, you're going to hell along with your sis

[pagal_guju]

oh man, you're going to hell along with your sis
i am :ashamed:

she's not. she doesn't even drink even though she can now.

[musicchic33]

i am :ashamed:

she's not. she doesn't even drink even though she can now.
so what does she do with your i.d.? lol

[pagal_guju]

so what does she do with your i.d.? lol
she just used to get into club cuz some clubs here won't even allow you to get in if you're not 21

[musicchic33]

oh hay, my kid bro comes into the room and our convo went something like this:

him: why are you still up?...
me: uhh. why are you up?
him: bc I wanted to sneak out...go to bed
me: dude, just sneak out...I won't tell...I heard you sneaking in at 6 a.m. the other night
him: wtf, how?
me: just go before someone wakes up

[musicchic33]

he better not think he's taking my car again.

he never fills up the tank.

he doesn't have a license.

[LAKERFAN8]

yay you are gonna be an aunt by tommrow!

:)

[musicchic33]

yay you are gonna be an aunt by tommrow!

:)
inshallah!

naww, he knows a combo of how to kick, punch, thrown down a flight of stairs...I'm not worried

[chunky]

oh hay, my kid bro comes into the room and our convo went something like this:

him: why are you still up?...
me: uhh. why are you up?
him: bc I wanted to sneak out...go to bed
me: dude, just sneak out...I won't tell...I heard you sneaking in at 6 a.m. the other night
him: wtf, how?
me: just go before someone wakes up
LOL. that sounds oddly like conversations I had with my little sis. LOL @ little sibs.

[musicchic33]

I was running a bit late for work this morning, and as I was walking to my car...I notice the driver side's window was cracked open...

It clicks in my head that obvs my bro took my car...but whaddeva, not a biggy, right?

Yeah, usually not..

...until I get into the car and it reeks of chronic and I turn the car on and the tank's practically on "e"

I hate the smell of weed, man..and wtf, his cheap ass could put like $10 in the tank...he prolly had enough $$ to hit up a diner or some shit after he smoked up

lol @ Chunky being an older brudder...awwwshallah

[Drumline]

LOL @ MC being an enabler.

[chunky]

I was running a bit late for work this morning, and as I was walking to my car...I notice the driver side's window was cracked open...

It clicks in my head that obvs my bro took my car...but whaddeva, not a biggy, right?

Yeah, usually not..

...until I get into the car and it reeks of chronic and I turn the car on and the tank's practically on "e"

I hate the smell of weed, man..and wtf, his cheap ass could put like $10 in the tank...he prolly had enough $$ to hit up a diner or some shit after he smoked up

lol @ Chunky being an older brudder...awwwshallah
LMAO. My sibs know better than to touch my car. Not to mention, you can't really "sneak out" with my car. When you start it up, the whole house starts vibrating. Oh, and I'm the only person in my family that can drive stick shift. :kekeke:

[musicchic33]

LOL @ MC being an enabler.
Well, it's like this...I know he's a kid in h.s. so shit like that's normal and in the suburbs, it's just what you do...

But then I feel guilty not being up his ass about it?...especially since my older sis would wyle out on him

lol @ chunky and his imaginary car that goes vroom vroom

[Drumline]

Well, it's like this...I know he's a kid in h.s. so shit like that's normal and in the suburbs, it's just what you do...

But then I feel guilty not being up his ass about it?...especially since my older sis would wyle out on him

lol @ chunky and his imaginary car that goes vroom vroom

quiet enabler :arrow:


:kekeke:

[madam_jade]

Yah man, if you're ballin' you kinda have to be
I'm finding this all to be very upsetting.

[chunky]

Well, it's like this...I know he's a kid in h.s. so shit like that's normal and in the suburbs, it's just what you do...

But then I feel guilty not being up his ass about it?...especially since my older sis would wyle out on him

lol @ chunky and his imaginary car that goes vroom vroom

That shit ain't normal. You needa set that kid straight. Smokin up in your car is pretty wack. Tell that kid to go smoke in the woods or something.


lol @ you talkin about "wylin" out.

[madam_jade]

oh hay, my kid bro comes into the room and our convo went something like this:

him: why are you still up?...
me: uhh. why are you up?
him: bc I wanted to sneak out...go to bed
me: dude, just sneak out...I won't tell...I heard you sneaking in at 6 a.m. the other night
him: wtf, how?
me: just go before someone wakes up


Omg, my sister pulls the same crap with me.

Her: "Hey didi, I'm gonna sneak my bf in ok? Just watch the door for me, make sure no one's up."
Me: "Wtf...you dorm with him. WTF why is this even necessary."
Her: "....shut up. You are too loud."
Me: "Sigh. W/e, just do it."

[musicchic33]

I'm finding this all to be very upsetting.

But why, yaar? You could be something great...something worth living for...something you can pride yourself on

"all democrats do is want want want...they want errthing for free...go out and get a job...republicans are hardworking people"

- papa de musicchic33

lulz he kills me

[madam_jade]

But why, yaar? You could be something great...something worth living for...something you can pride yourself on

"all democrats do is want want want...they want errthing for free...go out and get a job...republicans are hardworking people"

- papa de musicchic33

lulz he kills me

Loool. Yea well, with McCain here all the hardwork will be done overseas in Iraq. http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/icons/icon13.gif

I love desi dads and desi oldies in general. I was here with my grandmother for 2 weeks and she says the randomest bullshit to me.


*Watching the food network, some black people frying something*

Grandmother: "Tho iska mathlab hai ke kaley log bhi fry foo khatey hain."

Wtf leave me alooonnneeeee. Let me watch my food network! :rofl:

[musicchic33]

That shit ain't normal. You needa set that kid straight. Smokin up in your car is pretty wack. Tell that kid to go smoke in the woods or something.


lol @ you talkin about "wylin" out.

dude, contrary to what you might think...I don't live in the woods

omg, you tightasses make me feel like I need to call an intervention...booze, pot, sex are normal highschool things..right? right?!?

lol it's only going to get worse when he starts dorming this year, amirite or amirite?

Hay chunky, imma "wyle" out on your ass if you don't shut it

:arrow:

[musicchic33]

Omg, my sister pulls the same crap with me.

Her: "Hey didi, I'm gonna sneak my bf in ok? Just watch the door for me, make sure no one's up."
Me: "Wtf...you dorm with him. WTF why is this even necessary."
Her: "....shut up. You are too loud."
Me: "Sigh. W/e, just do it."

LOL @ sneaking her bf in

Dude, nothing beats my older sis and her ex...

In my house, our laundry room's in the basement...so I'm running late for clas one morning and I ran to the basement to get my jeans...

I see someone in our bar room, which is also in the basement...sleeping on the couch..and I'm pantless, nonetheless..but the person doesn't see me, but still wtf, I'm thinking okay, maybe it's one of my dad's workers crashing at our place?...

I ran upstairs to give my sis a heads up incase she wanted to go down all naked n' shit but she grabs me and goes:

Sis: uhhh, did you just go into the basement...
Me: yah, dude there's some guy there...I couldn't see who it was bc he had a comforter on him...
Sis: oh, it's Chris...he spent the night
Me: wtf, what if someone goes down there??
Sis: nawww, no one will...I'll sneak him out before dad leaves for work

a few minutes later, my kid sis wanted to get something from out of the wash...the older sis ends up telling her there's a monster in the basement to stay the fck out

ahhhh, girls.

[madam_jade]

You guys can run around your house all unclothed even while your dad is home?

WTF, my mom yells at me if I leave my bra on my bad and my bedroom door open. "Besharam. Agar papa ney dhek liya tho?"


...I'm freakin' 21! Sigh.

[chunky]

dude, contrary to what you might think...I don't live in the woods

omg, you tightasses make me feel like I need to call an intervention...booze, pot, sex are normal highschool things..right? right?!?

lol it's only going to get worse when he starts dorming this year, amirite or amirite?

Hay chunky, imma "wyle" out on your ass if you don't shut it

:arrow:

LOL. LI = country. Seriously, the number of country music stations on LI is appalling.

You don't need to call an intervention, you just need to firmly plant a foot up his ass for not respecting your shit. See, I didn't care what my sister did as long as she didn't fuck my shit up. The second she starts messin with my shit, she be trippin. Do whatever you want, but handle your shit. Don't get caught, etc. Basically, if he's not responsible enough to do something simple like respectin yo shit, then he needs to tighten his game up. Next thing you know you're gonna have a lil bro in juvie with a baby on da way.

And yeah, unless you get him thinkin about some consequences etc, he's done for once he starts college.

You ain't about to wyle out on nothin except my foot up your ass, hebrew plz.

[musicchic33]

Did you ever have an urge to punch someone...a kid...in the face...not to hurt them or anything but just for the heck of it...

I was picking up lunch for me and some coworkers and there's this little girl about 6 yrs. old getting food with her dad...

and she's bouncing around all over the place, twirling around on her dad's arm, and staring at me and and wiggling about..she wasn't like OVERLY annoying or anything

For a split second, I just wanted to sock her in the face...like really quickly and swiftly...maybe it's because she wasn't overly cute, so I didn't feel bad thinking it

But yeah, I wanted to punch her little nosey in.

[badfish]

Did you ever have an urge to punch someone...a kid...in the face...not to hurt them or anything but just for the heck of it...

I was picking up lunch for me and some coworkers and there's this little girl about 6 yrs. old getting food with her dad...

and she's bouncing around all over the place, twirling around on her dad's arm, and staring at me and and wiggling about..she wasn't like OVERLY annoying or anything

For a split second, I just wanted to sock her in the face...like really quickly and swiftly...maybe it's because she wasn't overly cute, so I didn't feel bad thinking it

But yeah, I wanted to punch her little nosey in.
maybe not 'punch'....


but definitely dropkick.

[musicchic33]

two girls at work talking about our boss:

#1: yeah, he drives 3 different benzes...Bob's sexy...
#2: oh, yeah?...he does it for ya??
#1: hellz yeah, he's in shape for an older man...you don't see those power legs??..Bob be gettin' it innnn
#2: lol I never knew you two got it on on the downlow?...
#1: oh plz, he be pickin' me up and throwin' me around..you can tell he works out
#2: oh werd? He be throwin' you on the ceiling fan and shit?
#1: all imma say, he be getting it innnn

Oh, and totally unrelated:
"What, you can't talk and give head at the same time??"

Wtf. Work's fun.

[chunky]

Did you ever have an urge to punch someone...a kid...in the face...not to hurt them or anything but just for the heck of it...

I was picking up lunch for me and some coworkers and there's this little girl about 6 yrs. old getting food with her dad...

and she's bouncing around all over the place, twirling around on her dad's arm, and staring at me and and wiggling about..she wasn't like OVERLY annoying or anything

For a split second, I just wanted to sock her in the face...like really quickly and swiftly...maybe it's because she wasn't overly cute, so I didn't feel bad thinking it

But yeah, I wanted to punch her little nosey in.

heh. fuckin kids. Parents needa keep them shits in check when they go out.

Of course, no one is allowed to punch a kid except that kid's parent. :o

[chunky]

two girls at work talking about our boss:

#1: yeah, he drives 3 different benzes...Bob's sexy...
#2: oh, yeah?...he does it for ya??
#1: hellz yeah, he's in shape for an older man...you don't see those power legs??..Bob be gettin' it innnn
#2: lol I never knew you two got it on on the downlow?...
#1: oh plz, he be pickin' me up and throwin' me around..you can tell he works out
#2: oh werd? He be throwin' you on the ceiling fan and shit?
#1: all imma say, he be getting it innnn

Oh, and totally unrelated:
"What, you can't talk and give head at the same time??"

Wtf. Work's fun.
do you work with a bunch of black women?

[musicchic33]

LOL. LI = country. Seriously, the number of country music stations on LI is appalling.

You don't need to call an intervention, you just need to firmly plant a foot up his ass for not respecting your shit. See, I didn't care what my sister did as long as she didn't fuck my shit up. The second she starts messin with my shit, she be trippin. Do whatever you want, but handle your shit. Don't get caught, etc. Basically, if he's not responsible enough to do something simple like respectin yo shit, then he needs to tighten his game up. Next thing you know you're gonna have a lil bro in juvie with a baby on da way.

And yeah, unless you get him thinkin about some consequences etc, he's done for once he starts college.

You ain't about to wyle out on nothin except my foot up your ass, hebrew plz.

dude, maybe you were in like upstate NY or far farrr out on the Island...where I live things are pretty ballin'

Yeah, the lil negroe gets caught up in doing stupid crap when he's around his cracker friends.

I'm going to make him pay me back for gas and lay down the musicchic law and be like, "no more toking in my gaadi, s0n..fo' real, fo' real "

[chunky]

dude, maybe you were in like upstate NY or far farrr out on the Island...where I live things are pretty ballin'

Yeah, the lil negroe gets caught up in doing stupid crap when he's around his cracker friends.

I'm going to make him pay me back for gas and lay down the musicchic law and be like, "no more toking in my gaadi, s0n..fo' real, fo' real "
LOL. You need to teach that kid some responsibility. I always told my sister if she got busted, she was on her own, so make sure she calculated her risks. She was pretty good about not getting caught and not taking bad risks, so the couple of times she did get nailed on something I intervened on her behalf. It was her reward for not being a dumbass.

[musicchic33]

You guys can run around your house all unclothed even while your dad is home?

WTF, my mom yells at me if I leave my bra on my bad and my bedroom door open. "Besharam. Agar papa ney dhek liya tho?"

...I'm freakin' 21! Sigh.

LOL my mom's the same. Naww, the thing is when my dad's passed out sleeping...he's knocked out for good...so I can make a clean run for it to the basement

My older sis has a habit of leaving her undies all over her room and mom gives her hell for it...I feel so embarassed living shit like a bra lying around and having my dad walk in

[TheBallinMartian]

two girls at work talking about our boss:

#1: yeah, he drives 3 different benzes...Bob's sexy...
#2: oh, yeah?...he does it for ya??
#1: hellz yeah, he's in shape for an older man...you don't see those power legs??..Bob be gettin' it innnn
#2: lol I never knew you two got it on on the downlow?...
#1: oh plz, he be pickin' me up and throwin' me around..you can tell he works out
#2: oh werd? He be throwin' you on the ceiling fan and shit?
#1: all imma say, he be getting it innnn

Oh, and totally unrelated:
"What, you can't talk and give head at the same time??"

Wtf. Work's fun.

Hood-rats you all are init

[TheBallinMartian]

Nakhray kardee Musicchic33 pur saachi lund maaangdiiiiii

Gonna be the hook to my new track for real

[rhy+hm]

two girls at work talking about our boss:

#1: yeah, he drives 3 different benzes...Bob's sexy...
#2: oh, yeah?...he does it for ya??
#1: hellz yeah, he's in shape for an older man...you don't see those power legs??..Bob be gettin' it innnn
#2: lol I never knew you two got it on on the downlow?...
#1: oh plz, he be pickin' me up and throwin' me around..you can tell he works out
#2: oh werd? He be throwin' you on the ceiling fan and shit?
#1: all imma say, he be getting it innnn

Oh, and totally unrelated:
"What, you can't talk and give head at the same time??"

Wtf. Work's fun.

damn. You work with sum kinky grillz. Take notes much? :neutral:

[chunky]

LOL my mom's the same. Naww, the thing is when my dad's passed out sleeping...he's knocked out for good...so I can make a clean run for it to the basement

My older sis has a habit of leaving her undies all over her room and mom gives her hell for it...I feel so embarassed living shit like a bra lying around and having my dad walk in
wait. how old is your older sis? :naughty:

wtf, you got a big family. two sisters & a bro? any others?

[musicchic33]

Nakhray kardee Musicchic33 pur saachi lund maaangdiiiiii

Gonna be the hook to my new track for real

DUDE, DAS TYTE

Don't forget to add this: TERA LAAK HULA SONIEAY

pure fyahhh

[musicchic33]

damn. You work with sum kinky grillz. Take notes much? :neutral:

Don't be such a prude, beezy.

:arrow:

Take notes...naww, I give pointers

[rhy+hm]

Don't be such a prude, beezy.

:arrow:

Take notes...naww, I give pointers

my next question

are you guys hiring?

[TheBallinMartian]

DUDE, DAS TYTE

Don't forget to add this: TERA LAAK HULA SONIEAY

pure fyahhh

Choti kuri thulay, thulay, thulay ho gayee ?

lol

[musicchic33]

wait. how old is your older sis? :naughty:

wtf, you got a big family. two sisters & a bro? any others?
none that I know of...

She'll be 23 in a few, but she likes the kallu men...so lacking BBC automatically puts you at a disadvantage

:arrow:

[musicchic33]

Choti kuri thulay, thulay, thulay ho gayee ?

lol

she hit the floor?

[madam_jade]

Lol @ the 14 different convos you're trying to juggle in here. Good luck.