Singles thread.

[ruch4343]

how long have you been single?
by choice?
how long was your longest relationship?

[desi_playa]

3 years

well i claim to be single but 2 girls think that i am going out with them.

:cool:

[ruch4343]

3 years

well i claim to be single but 2 girls think that i am going out with them.

:cool:
play on playa :cool2:

[pakilicious911]

single at the moment.


HOLLA :coold:

[hakuna-matata]

All I need is my hand.

[RDX]

way too long :neutral:

[BigCrazyIndian]

I love freedom.

[PRCIV]

6 months or so..yea I need a girl like yesterday

[ruch4343]

single at the moment.


HOLLA :coold:
wtf are you doing being single?

[chicano_desi]

3 years.

[Exotic_Princess]

how long have you been single?
by choice?

almost 3 years...

[hakuna-matata]

Tip for those of you that are single and feeling lonely - adopt a pet, like a kitten or puppy

[ruch4343]

god damn three years.. :shock:


BOOTY: you have to pick one of the choices.

[pakilicious911]

wtf are you doing being single?lol guys are assholes to me :rolleyes:

I was single for 3 years and I just recently started seeing this guy...and now he wants to spend time a part. I'm like we arent even together..how we gona spend time a part?

weirdos.

[baha_dmx]

umm 6 months by choice.

[Exotic_Princess]

lol guys are assholes to me :rolleyes:

I was single for 3 years and I just recently started seeing this guy...and now he wants to spend time a part. I'm like we arent even together..how we gona spend time a part?

weirdos.


aww...yea wtf??

[Chronos]

Tip for those of you that are single and feeling lonely - adopt a pet, like a kitten or puppy

we're single, not gay.

[baliwala]

about 2 and a half years

[ruch4343]

lol guys are assholes to me :rolleyes:

I was single for 3 years and I just recently started seeing this guy...and now he wants to spend time a part. I'm like we arent even together..how we gona spend time a part?

weirdos.
I can't stand clingy guys. :no:

[BigCrazyIndian]

god damn three years.. :shock:


BOOTY: you have to pick one of the choices.

I can't decide between 1, 2, and 4. I pick all of them, because I'm that awesome.

[PRCIV]

we're single, not gay.

lol. EXACTLY what I was thinking

[rhy+hm]

hahaha you knw who to thank if this thread becomes a success!!


:cool:

[pakilicious911]

aww...yea wtf??yeah I didn't get it. Unfortunately hes not in the states so it was a long distance thing (hes in canada but from my city) he comes to visit couple times a year.

[pnp366]

way too long :neutral:

26 days!

[Exotic_Princess]

we're single, not gay.

Just because you adopt a pet doesn't mean your gay :D
hehez...I'm allergic to cats :(

[BilalisPakistani]

A long time. The last thing I need right now is a gf.

[pakilicious911]

I can't stand clingy guys. :no:well hes 23, living alone at the moment..loves to party...club...drink..smoke

he doesnt wana settle down anytime soon so yeah...although I let him do all of that...he just thought he was hurting me.

[hakuna-matata]

we're single, not gay.

Pets give you an unlimited amount of attention and love

[ruch4343]

I can't decide between 1, 2, and 4. I pick all of them, because I'm that awesome.
whatever makes you happy.

[ruch4343]

hahaha you knw who to thank if this thread becomes a success!!


:cool:
haha yeah. :bhapi:

[ruch4343]

well hes 23, living alone at the moment..loves to party...club...drink..smoke

he doesnt wana settle down anytime soon so yeah...although I let him do all of that...he just thought he was hurting me.
I'd rather have that than 'let's get married asap.' :no:

[Exotic_Princess]

yeah I didn't get it. Unfortunately hes not in the states so it was a long distance thing (hes in canada but from my city) he comes to visit couple times a year.

I see. Omg you guys barely saw each other and your'e right...how do you like take a break...kind of thing if you aren't together.... some guys can be confusing sometimes.

[rhy+hm]

haha yeah. :bhapi:

damn..the rate at which this thread's going..its going to romp the ass of that couple's thread soon!!

:cool:

[taleb]

2 years

had a few dates, but just never went anywhere

* sigh *

[PRCIV]

well hes 23, living alone at the moment..loves to party...club...drink..smoke

he doesnt wana settle down anytime soon so yeah...although I let him do all of that...he just thought he was hurting me.

exactly like me, except Im 22

[sheisagoodgirl]

I have been single all my life.... :rockon:

[pakilicious911]

I'd rather have that than 'let's get married asap.' :no:lol dude I'm in no rush to get married. We were at the stage of just seeing how it was going and I have no clue what happened, he just flipped outa no where. On top of it, hes coming at the end of this month and we arent even talking. :sad:

[aww_skeet_skeet]

I don't see the point in being in a relationship...... too much commitment... time and money wasted.... plus you get this disease called one vaginaitas

haven't been in a relationship since I was a sophomore in high school...(I was so naive back then)



nothing beats being single :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2:

[ruch4343]

I have been single all my life.... :rockon:
how old are you?

[BilalisPakistani]

Lol this thread is sad.

[ruch4343]

lol dude I'm in no rush to get married. We were at the stage of just seeing how it was going and I have no clue what happened, he just flipped outa no where. On top of it, hes coming at the end of this month and we arent even talking. :sad:
long distance?

[rhy+hm]

I have been single all my life.... :rockon:

keep that up! we're going to make u the mascot for this thread!

[pakilicious911]

I see. Omg you guys barely saw each other and your'e right...how do you like take a break...kind of thing if you aren't together.... some guys can be confusing sometimes.sometimes? lol more like all the time.

[ruch4343]

Lol this thread is sad.
misery loves company.

[PRCIV]

Lol this thread is sad.

lets hug it out :hug:

[pakilicious911]

exactly like me, except Im 22and trust me, I was very understanding about that. Heck i wana chill and party too...
hes just weird.

[ruch4343]

damn..the rate at which this thread's going..its going to romp the ass of that couple's thread soon!!

:cool:
lol, that was the point. :cheers:

[BigCrazyIndian]

whatever makes you happy.

oh wait, this was a shit-test. The true answer was supposed to be "I'm waiting to marry ruch", right?

[BilalisPakistani]

lets hug it out :hug:
Lolz.

[BilalisPakistani]

and trust me, I was very understanding about that. Heck i wana chill and party too...
hes just weird.
:boohoo:

[narcissus.echo]

how long have you been single?
by choice?
how long was your longest relationship?
1. Six months.
2. STD scare.
3. Two and half years.

[sheisagoodgirl]

how old are you?
22 :cool:

[sheisagoodgirl]

keep that up! we're going to make u the mascot for this thread!
so should I be happy or should I be happy? :sarb:

[rhy+hm]

lol, that was the point. :cheers:


http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_0093-1-710327.JPG

[PRCIV]

22 :cool:

wow. wtf happened ?

[ruch4343]

oh wait, this was a shit-test. The true answer was supposed to be "I'm waiting to marry ruch", right?
you're so smart.
only ruch is not the marrying kind. :arrow:

[pakilicious911]

long distance?yeah it was

[ruch4343]

22 :cool:
striving to be the next 40-year-old virgin?

[pakilicious911]

:boohoo:what? :sad:

[ruch4343]

http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_0093-1-710327.JPG
lol@fake abs.

[ruch4343]

1. Six months.
2. STD scare.
3. Two and half years.
:shock:

[BilalisPakistani]

what? :sad:
Lol. Guys go on breaks so they can have sex with someone else and not feel guilty about it.

Im sorry I have to be the one to tell you this.

[BigCrazyIndian]

you're so smart.
only ruch is not the marrying kind. :arrow:

that was my shit-test. long-term relationships with the option to move on to someone better forever!

[ruch4343]

yeah it was
that sucks. :no:

[rhy+hm]

so should I be happy or should I be happy? :sarb:

the choice is in your hands make it count. :thumrigh:

[narcissus.echo]

:shock:
:shock: @ all three ?

[pakilicious911]

Lol. Guys go on breaks so they can have sex with someone else and not feel guilty about it.

Im sorry I have to be the one to tell you this.lawlz. I don't mind flings. He could have told me straight up. We've talked about that sort of thing. That's why we weren't together anyway cause I was doing my thing here adn he was doing here there. No biggie. But he made it seem like "OMGOSH UR GETTING EMOTIONAL GET AWAY"

even though he was the one calling me all the time. :rolleyes:

[ruch4343]

:shock: @ all three ?
at std scare.

[ruch4343]

that was my shit-test. long-term relationships with the option to move on to someone better forever!
you're such a playa.

[sheisagoodgirl]

wow. wtf happened ?

:rofl:


















:neutral:

[rhy+hm]

lol@fake abs.

terrible arent they. totally disproportionate.

[sheisagoodgirl]

the choice is in your hands make it count. :thumrigh:

:think: ....















so can I use audience poll? :Paper:

[BigCrazyIndian]

you're such a playa.

you're looking awfully beautiful this evening.

[ruch4343]

terrible arent they. totally disproportionate.
you know what the funny thing is? A lot of actors in bollywood use those (or so I hear).

[ruch4343]

I wonder how many (if any) of the girls voted: "all I need is my hand."

[sheisagoodgirl]

you know what the funny thing is? A lot of actors in bollywood use those (or so I hear).
:shock:

[ruch4343]

you're looking awfully beautiful this evening.
sorry. I don't speak whorelish.

[RDX]

26 days!
:locked: cus i get locked up...and she wont let me out

[narcissus.echo]

at std scare.
Casual flings aside, I'm even phobic to have relationship.
HPV, Herpes. :blowme: :Pray:

[rhy+hm]

:think: ....

so can I use audience poll? :Paper:

slow down there tiger. beggers cant b choosers.

[rhy+hm]

you know what the funny thing is? A lot of actors in bollywood use those (or so I hear).

ahhahaa...now thats wrong!

you mean SRK's been gettin all these desi chics all worked up over nothing???

[Sikh4Lyfe]

lawlz. I don't mind flings. He could have told me straight up. We've talked about that sort of thing. That's why we weren't together anyway cause I was doing my thing here adn he was doing here there. No biggie. But he made it seem like "OMGOSH UR GETTING EMOTIONAL GET AWAY"

even though he was the one calling me all the time. :rolleyes:

You sound clingy and annoying. That's probably why you're single.

[ruch4343]

ahhahaa...now thats wrong!

you mean SRK's been gettin all these desi chics all worked up over nothing???
he used to, yes. now he actually does have nice (real) abs.

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Casual flings aside, I'm even phobic to have relationship.
HPV, Herpes. :blowme: :Pray:

Because of STD's? What kind of trash are you dating?

[pakilicious911]

You sound clingy and annoying. That's probably why you're single.lawlz.


kthxbye

[sheisagoodgirl]

slow down there tiger. beggers cant b choosers.

yeah but what is "beggers"?

[BilalisPakistani]

Because of STD's? What kind of trash are you dating?
:rofl:

[rhy+hm]

he used to, yes. now he actually does have nice (real) abs.

mayb i should get me some fake ones too. It'll probably motivate me to do situps daily. :sarb:

[rhy+hm]

yeah but what is "beggers"?

forgive the typo RD lacks a spellcheck. and im n immigrant afterall

:ashamed:

[narcissus.echo]

Because of STD's? What kind of trash are you dating?
One of 40 % of american women ?

[Sikh4Lyfe]

One of 40 % of american women ?

Are you fuckin serious? That's your reason?

[ruch4343]

mayb i should get me some fake ones too. It'll probably motivate me to do situps daily. :sarb:
Please don't.

[ruch4343]

One of 40 % of american women ?
come up with a better excuse?

[MURDERTIME]

any takers?

[rhy+hm]

Please don't.

its for my own good...u dont agree?? :sarb:

[sheisagoodgirl]

forgive the typo RD lacks a spellcheck. and im n immigrant afterall

:ashamed:

immigrant? :think:
so when did you get off the boat? :rofl:















or was it a plane? :think:

[sheisagoodgirl]

any takers?
you mean any pity takers? :p

[ruch4343]

its for my own good...u dont agree?? :sarb:
maybe you should just hang it up in your room as a reminder?

[ruch4343]

you mean any pity takers? :p
lurker.

[SaMeeeeR]

imma too cool fo da bitches :cool:

[sheisagoodgirl]

lurker.
:ashamed:
















:cool:

[rhy+hm]

immigrant? :think:
so when did you get off the boat? :rofl:


or was it a plane? :think:

its more like..when'd u get over the fence.

im mexican you see.


dont hate now :neutral:

[rhy+hm]

maybe you should just hang it up in your room as a reminder?

but it'll b a constant reminder if its on me at all times. Im barely ever in my room.

[sheisagoodgirl]

its more like..when'd u get over the fence.

im mexican you see.


dont hate now :neutral:
are you a desi mexican? or a mexican mexican? :neutral:



btw I like burritos :neutral:

[sheisagoodgirl]

imma too cool fo da bitches :cool:
lie_detector is lurking ... so... be careful :neutral:

[narcissus.echo]

Are you fuckin serious? That's your reason?
My bad, it's 25.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23574940/

[jattniz_chuttni]

It's really not that fucking hard to ask a chick out or to get a guy to like you. Amateurs.

[narcissus.echo]

come up with a better excuse?
hey, most of em go undetected.

[rhy+hm]

are you a desi mexican? or a mexican mexican? :neutral:

btw I like burritos :neutral:

im n illegal mexican

omg have u had quesadilla's?

[sheisagoodgirl]

im n illegal mexican

omg have u had quesadilla's?
people keep telling me about it...
I dont think I have had it, but I could be wrong :neutral:



why? were you gonna make me some? :think:

[Lie Detector]

lie_detector is lurking ... so... be careful :neutral:

What's that supposed to mean?

[narcissus.echo]

Among those who admitted having sex, the rate was even more disturbing — 40 percent had an STD.
:Pray:

[rhy+hm]

people keep telling me about it...
I dont think I have had it, but I could be wrong :neutral:



why? were you gonna make me some? :think:

u shud definately try some.

no. I specialize in desserts. You want churros? or would u rather have the overrated cheesecakes that are oh so popular these days

[ruch4343]

It's really not that fucking hard to ask a chick out or to get a guy to like you. Amateurs.
:-|

[Siddy3242]

not yet but really soon..................i think.

[sheisagoodgirl]

u shud definately try some.

no. I specialize in desserts. You want churros? or would u rather have the overrated cheesecakes that are oh so popular these days
lol I dont like cheesecake at all!!
and I dont even know what churros are :dunno:

[rhy+hm]

lol I dont like cheesecake at all!!
and I dont even know what churros are :dunno:

very well then. Churros it is :salut:

[sheisagoodgirl]

very well then. Churros it is :salut:
okay :dunno:

no eggs though :lulz:

[sheisagoodgirl]

What's that supposed to mean?
all I meant to say to him was "dont lie!" :neutral:

[desi_uk]

single for a few years

[sheisagoodgirl]

i was "engaged" 2 yrs ago.

i been single since then
ouch

[Lie Detector]

all I meant to say to him was "dont lie!" :neutral:

Oh. Got it. You're a bad girl.

[sheisagoodgirl]

Oh. Got it. You're a bad girl.
:neutral: okay fine ... you're a slow guy

[desi_uk]

:neutral: okay fine ... you're a slow guy
you are a good girl

[sheisagoodgirl]

you are a good girl
:dance: and you're an honest person

[xbadkarmax]

Right now I chose to be single, I would hate to be in a relationship because then I can't work with women as I do now and still feel like she won't be jealous. No stress, and I get to do what I love. woot.

[desi_uk]

:dance: and you're an honest person
and you are a good girl

[sheisagoodgirl]

and you are a good girl
lol thank you...


:salut:

[desi_uk]

lol thank you...


:salut:
its good to be a good girl not many about

[sheisagoodgirl]

its good to be a good girl not many about
lol sup my friend?

[desi_uk]

lol sup my friend?
oh you mean how are you my friend, im good how are you?

[sheisagoodgirl]

oh you mean how are you my friend, im good how are you?
I'm alright... what I meant to ask was what's going on?

I felt you were upset about something (read: girls)

[desi_uk]

I'm alright... what I meant to ask was what's going on?

I felt you were upset about something (read: girls)
no ive been up all night texting lol

[sheisagoodgirl]

no ive been up all night texting lol
lol I could probably never get addicted to something like texting...

I mean I sure would not mind getting text messages, but typing them is such a pain...

I would rather call the person up or something :dunno:

[desi_uk]

lol I could probably never get addicted to something like texting...

I mean I sure would not mind getting text messages, but typing them is such a pain...

I would rather call the person up or something :dunno:
you get used to it i can text with my eyes closed id phone but it was late and i didnt wanna wake anyone up plus im a guy i cant speak on the fone for too long i run out of things to say, with text i can text go and do something then text again when i remember what to say lol

[sheisagoodgirl]

you get used to it i can text with my eyes closed id phone but it was late and i didnt wanna wake anyone up plus im a guy i cant speak on the fone for too long i run out of things to say, with text i can text go and do something then text again when i remember what to say lol
lol i dont like talking on phone either for the reasons you mentioned above, but i still find it better than texting...
I like chatting though...

you could be right about getting used to it, but I dont think I ever will... people hardly ever text me

[desi_uk]

lol i dont like talking on phone either for the reasons you mentioned above, but i still find it better than texting...
I like chatting though...

you could be right about getting used to it, but I dont think I ever will... people hardly ever text me
i once spoke for about 3 hours on the phone and my mobile felt it was gonna blow, my arm was aching and my ear went hot but i enjoyed it, aw il text you lol

[sheisagoodgirl]

i once spoke for about 3 hours on the phone and my mobile felt it was gonna blow, my arm was aching and my ear went hot but i enjoyed it, aw il text you lol
oh I have had very long conversations on phone....
i dont think i could handle them now... maybe on speakerphone lol

lol you'll text me? but i wont reply, and you know that...
i suck at texting lol :no:

[desi_uk]

oh I have had very long conversations on phone....
i dont think i could handle them now... maybe on speakerphone lol

lol you'll text me? but i wont reply, and you know that...
i suck at texting lol :no:
lol its rite il send a text and you can reply by sending a pigeon with a message on

[sheisagoodgirl]

lol its rite il send a text and you can reply by sending a pigeon with a message on
do I get to sing kabootar ja ja too? :rockon:

[desi_uk]

do I get to sing kabootar ja ja too? :rockon:
you can sing what ever you may desire, ik kabaootar, do kabootar, teen kabaootar char

[sheisagoodgirl]

you can sing what ever you may desire, ik kabaootar, do kabootar, teen kabaootar char

lol ... you dont know anything about bollywood, do you?

there;s a song "kabootar ja ja" lol

[desi_uk]

lol ... you dont know anything about bollywood, do you?

there;s a song "kabootar ja ja" lol
lol nah i dont all i know is that coolie number 1 had a kabootar

[sheisagoodgirl]

lol nah i dont all i know is that coolie number 1 had a kabootar
:rofl:

Great!

[candle23]

who else hates people in general. :think:

[narcissus.echo]

who else hates people in general. :think:
How could you miss out me ?
They're the same people, I wanna be like.

[-Nidhi-]

6 months

[desi_uk]

6 months
nice keep it up

[-Nidhi-]

nice keep it up
i plan to =)

[desi_uk]

i plan to =)
oh dont be like that

[ghettosuppastar]

Its been about 4 months since i been single...
Not one decent girl around here since .... :no:

Longest Relation : 1 and half year

[Dream_GirL]

how long have you been single?
by choice?
how long was your longest relationship?
been 10 months since i been single.. lasted for 6 yrs...by choice???

[ghettosuppastar]

been 10 months since i been single.. lasted for 6 yrs...by choice???
Hey u... :wavey:

6 years .. thats gotta b interesting :sarb:

Oh and can u get me some butter chicken from Billu;s Eatery in harris park :rofl:

[aznpdaddy]

how long have you been single?
by choice?
how long was your longest relationship?
iv always been single havent been in any relationship, drunk, drugs, no sex, no parties... im what every desi mum wants for their daughter...except im UGLYYYYY hence i have no luck...

[Dream_GirL]

Hey u... :wavey:

6 years .. thats gotta b interesting :sarb:

Oh and can u get me some butter chicken from Billu;s Eatery in harris park :rofl:
LOL hey uu how r u? lol yeah it was interesting.. alotta ups n downs tho.. acha Billu ki Baaap..ur fukn funnyy.. u noe i actually fell 4 dat..( ill get u get u sum butter chicken .. do u want sum rice as well or just like dat?? any drinks too?... oh by de way imm outta change.. can u give me de money?? pls? ):P :D

[ghettosuppastar]

LOL hey uu how r u? lol yeah it was interesting.. alotta ups n downs tho.. acha Billu ki Baaap..ur fukn funnyy.. u noe i actually fell 4 dat..( ill get u get u sum butter chicken .. do u want sum rice as well or just like dat?? any drinks too?... oh by de way imm outta change.. can u give me de money?? pls? ):P :D


..lol.. no Worriessss Billu;s Baap knows me very well its Free of charge.. :mrhappy: and no rice i want Some Butter Nan with it and some juice please... :hug: thank u .. ur the best :lulz:

[ruch4343]

bump. :anxious:

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

I can't get laid :(

my religion doesnt allow me

[ruch4343]

I can't get laid :(

my religion doesnt allow me
then you must rely on "All I need is my hand"

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

then you must rely on "All I need is my hand"

Done!!!!!!

[bootyliciousbaby]

im single..been 3 months now...not by choice...

longest ive been in a relationship was 2 yrs

[jat_jatt_sardar]

single for 24 years, and by choice, i'm too conservative to not be without marriage