For all the single girls and chubby women..

[DasJa]

Valentine's day is only 2 days away!! :evil_lau:


So...
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3374/suicide9ur3pa.gif

[candylicious]

i thought across the street would result in a far greater blood loss :neutral:

[DasJa]

i thought across the street would result in a far greater blood loss :neutral:
But the chances of survival are increased.


On 2nd thought.

Step 1) Should be http://www.bankruptcylitigationblog.com/250px-Knot-hangmans-noose(1).jpg



Step 2) while step 1 is in progress --> http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3374/suicide9ur3pa.gif

[nmguy20]

If this thread was meant to be funny, then you need a lot of help on your sense of humor. If it was supposed to be serious, then you need a psychiatrist.

[Angel Frm Heaven]

Awesome!

Thanks so much <3

[*ApNi_KuRi*]

I bet with these eyes, I won't be so single on V-day :google:

Or I might as well go ninja on your ass.

[yeahwhat]

lol, that is just awful!

Valentine's day is BS for even people in relationships

[DasJa]

If this thread was meant to be funny, then you need a lot of help on your sense of humor. If it was supposed to be serious, then you need a psychiatrist.
No. I'm just bored. You needz to chilll homeskillet :hs:

[DasJa]

I bet with these eyes, I won't be so single on V-day :google:

Or I might as well go ninja on your ass.
:lol:



I'd like ur ninja on my ass :love:

[poojasxy]

whats even worse is spending valentines day with a person you dont like and wishing you were spending it with someone you really like but is unavailable. :(

[Monica152]

I'm chubby and i have a valentine.....not really i just felt cool saying that

[nmguy20]

No. I'm just bored. You needz to chilll homeskillet :hs:
Whatever you say fruitcake. :ugh:

[DasJa]

lol, that is just awful!

Valentine's day is BS for even people in relationships
:werd:

My boy's got it DOWN though.


Onna the chix he's with, got him $70 worth Versace shirts, another one's gonna make a cake and has promised to suck his thing by using whipped cream (she's NEVER given head before)...and the 3rd one's taking him on a cruise (she paid for it - $250). What's he gettin 'em....nothing for the 1st 2, a $2.00 rose and a $10.00 gift from somewhere.


MADE!!! :cool:

[*ApNi_KuRi*]

:lol:



I'd like ur ninja on my ass :love:

Or your ninja in my ass? :google:

Oh kinky kinky now.

[DasJa]

whats even worse is spending valentines day with a person you dont like and wishing you were spending it with someone you really like but is unavailable. :(
Aaaahh...only an individual knows the matters of the heart such as this.


Ur boy's finna be outta town so you spending it wiz some frands?

[DasJa]

Or your ninja in my ass? :google:

Oh kinky kinky now.
Stop! :Oops:


*pre-cums* :anxious:

[jadore]

:werd:

My boy's got it DOWN though.


Onna the chix he's with, got him $70 worth Versace shirts, another one's gonna make a cake and has promised to suck his thing by using whipped cream (she's NEVER given head before)...and the 3rd one's taking him on a cruise (she paid for it - $250). What's he gettin 'em....nothing for the 1st 2, a $2.00 rose and a $10.00 gift from somewhere.


MADE!!! :cool:

haha one of my friends was like that. He said the worse he treated girls, the more stuff they bought/did for him.

[*ApNi_KuRi*]

Stop! :Oops:


*pre-cums* :anxious:

A ninja always gets her way.

[*trinidelite*]

LMAO what an ass

[kachine1610]

omg sad and so not funny

[ruch4343]

ulu da patha. :ashamed:

[kachine1610]

considering there are ppl on here that do that its not really funny and i would take it serious but im not going to

[poojasxy]

j5RtMGbUgNs
j5RtMGbUgNs
j5RtMGbUgNs
j5RtMGbUgNs
j5RtMGbUgNs
j5RtMGbUgNs

Play it ALL at the same time. DO IT. say it over & over again.

[YANYANspokesgyal]

If this thread was meant to be funny, then you need a lot of help on your sense of humor. If it was supposed to be serious, then you need a psychiatrist.

:rofl: agreed....and I thought I had a sick sense of humor :rolleyes:

but not cool buddy...some of us chubby girls yearn for love too :( :(

[DasJa]

haha one of my friends was like that. He said the worse he treated girls, the more stuff they bought/did for him.
Lol..I neva used to believe it till I saw it for myself.

[DasJa]

A ninja always gets her way.
You can have me ANY WAY you want :Oops:

[YANYANspokesgyal]

BTW that video post is why I vote Tyra for president :D

[DasJa]

omg sad and so not funny
So is this
http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/247710_thumb.jpg

considering there are ppl on here that do that its not really funny and i would take it serious but im not going to
ok :wavey:...bye

[DasJa]

Worse still is getting dumped before Virgin's Day. :weep:
ZOMG!!! Men are assholes. PM me and lets "talk it out" :bhapi:

[kachine1610]

So is this
http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/247710_thumb.jpg


ok :wavey:...bye
sad u dont even have a heart for those who dot that

[*ApNi_KuRi*]

You can have me ANY WAY you want :Oops:

I command you to be in my room in 5 minutes. Kthanksbye.

[DasJa]

=[

Hold me.
:bhapi:

:boohoo:

[DasJa]

I command you to be in my room in 5 minutes. Kthanksbye.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-hugs-stuffed-bear.jpg

[YANYANspokesgyal]

DasJa I have another HeatherFresh bit for you...you should check her out...you might be surprised

Happy Valentine's Day My Love :lulz:

G1NpLoJYSUk

[poojasxy]

DasJa I have another HeatherFresh bit for you...you should check her out...you might be surprised

Happy Valentine's Day My Love :lulz:

G1NpLoJYSUk
LOL! classic!!!

[jadore]

Lol..I neva used to believe it till I saw it for myself.

Sad, but true.

And funny at times.

[DasJa]

DasJa I have another HeatherFresh bit for you...you should check her out...you might be surprised

Happy Valentine's Day My Love :lulz:

G1NpLoJYSUk
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-peeking-cat.jpg

[Samad]

ulu da patha. :ashamed:

lol

[YANYANspokesgyal]

^^^Damnit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: do it....you might rub one out :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[YANYANspokesgyal]

Big BTW about HeatherFresh....I BELIEVE THE GIRL MIGHT HAVE A THING FOR DESI GUYS BECAUSE SHE HAS LIKE VIDEOS IN HER FAVORITES ABOUT RDB AND THE SONG KAJRA RE SOO ....you might wanna holler ;)

[poojasxy]

Big BTW about HeatherFresh....I BELIEVE THE GIRL MIGHT HAVE A THING FOR DESI GUYS BECAUSE SHE HAS LIKE VIDEOS IN HER FAVORITES ABOUT RDB AND THE SONG KAJRA RE SOO ....you might wanna holler ;)
LOL! for real? omg....!!!! ive seen tons og big mamacitas with desi fobs lately. i mean TONS.

[DasJa]

^^^Damnit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: do it....you might rub one out :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1198942619-1198923915356.jpg

[DasJa]

No pun intended.
:rofl:

[YANYANspokesgyal]

Dude seriously enough with the cat pics :ugh:

[la_bele_dame]

:lulz: i was kinda hoping "someone" would gift me some blades......

[SarcasmicBengali]

lol, that is just awful!

Valentine's day is BS for even people in relationships


:werd:
my girl's sister gets all pissy at us for not doing shite on v-day.
i tell her to go suck a heart... :)

[PRCIV]

Damn, there's some serious fatty-bashing going on today...."I'm lovin it" :kekeke:

[SarcasmicBengali]

whats even worse is spending valentines day with a person you dont like and wishing you were spending it with someone you really like but is unavailable. :(

:drama2:

[BilalisPakistani]

whats even worse is spending valentines day with a person you dont like and wishing you were spending it with someone you really like but is unavailable. :(
Dude.

We could totally make a Bollywood about that.

[ezbreezyfresh]

If this thread was meant to be funny, then you need a lot of help on your sense of humor. If it was supposed to be serious, then you need a psychiatrist.


:werd:

and chubby women don't have bfs? i don't know what world u live in then
:rolleyes:

[ruch4343]

lol
:ashamed:

[DasJa]

Dude seriously enough with the cat pics :ugh:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-porcupine-kisses-stump.jpg

[hakuna-matata]

Valentine's day is only 2 days away!! :evil_lau:


So...
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3374/suicide9ur3pa.gif

:rofl:

[YANYANspokesgyal]

^^^now that one is just adorable :lulz: I MEANT THE PORCUPINE NOT THAT :mad:

[DasJa]

^^^now that one is just adorable :lulz: I MEANT THE PORCUPINE NOT THAT :mad:
So is this :lulz:

http://images.ratedesi.com/gallery/58259_1098954939.jpg

[TheDude]

He said the worse he treated girls, the more stuff they bought/did for him.

:lulz:

[madam_jade]

That is so old if not THE OLDEST "let me help you kill yourself better" joke.

For shame DasJa.

[madam_jade]

But thanks for the dedication thread anyway. :(

[neon_moon]

:hand: i look forward to spending this vday with my bff

[DasJa]

But thanks for the dedication thread anyway. :(
*takes a bow* :cool2:

[DasJa]

:hand: i look forward to spending this vday with my bff
Sure you are :rolleyes:

[TheDude]

:hand: i look forward to spending this vday with my bff

forget the bff. fly me out there, put me up in a hotel and gimme a lil sum sum, and i might ditch my cuzzin for you. :lulz:

[DasJa]

forget the bff. fly me out there, put me up in a hotel and gimme a lil sum sum, and i might ditch my cuzzin for you. :lulz:
You better ditch that paki passport too if you're hittin on a "NON-RELATIVE" :ugh:









Kids these days....fuckin tradition right out the window. :mad:

[TheDude]

You better ditch that paki passport too if you're hittin on a "NON-RELATIVE" :ugh:









Kids these days....fuckin tradition right out the window. :mad:

id let her be my cuzzin the paki way any day of the week. :lulz: she's mad cute!

[neon_moon]

Sure you are :rolleyes:

no man..no expectations...no disappointment

[DasJa]

id let her be my cuzzin the paki way any day of the week. :lulz: she's mad cute!
Keepin' it old skool :grouphug:

[DasJa]

no man..no expectations...no disappointment
No excitement, no highs, no lows, just a great big NOTHING!! :evil_lau:

[TheDude]

Keepin' it old skool :grouphug:

gotta respek the paki ways :lulz:

[TheDude]

no man..no expectations...no disappointment

no sexpectations, no care

[King Ghidra]

I love valentines day, i like seeing depressed people. Like my line manager, her husband died, and it's her first valentine without him for 20 years. That bitch is going to be suicidal. HA!

[neon_moon]

forget the bff. fly me out there, put me up in a hotel and gimme a lil sum sum, and i might ditch my cuzzin for you. :lulz:

wth...fly you out, put you up in the hotel...im a desi girl member?

[neon_moon]

No excitement, no highs, no lows, just a great big NOTHING!! :evil_lau:

i was speaking of valentines day only

[TheDude]

wth...fly you out, put you up in the hotel...im a desi girl member?

and thats why you'd do it. :kekeke:

[DasJa]

I love valentines day, i like seeing depressed people. Like my line manager, her husband died, and it's her first valentine without him for 20 years. That bitch is going to be suicidal. HA!
:rofl: :rofl:


FUCK YEAHHH!!! Depressed ppl make my day worth it!! :cheers:

[King Ghidra]

:rofl: :rofl:


FUCK YEAHHH!!! Depressed ppl make my day worth it!! :cheers:

If you don't see any depressed people, you just make them depressed. I love seeing someone on a high, then within moments at a low. It's probably the best feeling ever.

[DasJa]

If you don't see any depressed people, you just make them depressed. I love seeing someone on a high, then within moments at a low. It's probably the best feeling ever.
I know!! All it takes is a mention to a girl that his boy might NOT be meeting her earlier in the day coz he might be with someone else to put all sorts of doubts, confusion in her head. 2 hours later see her crying coz he cussed her off. :rofl:

My day would be pointless without ditzy bimbo's!

[King Ghidra]

I know!! All it takes is a mention to a girl that his boy might NOT be meeting her earlier in the day coz he might be with someone else to put all sorts of doubts, confusion in her head. 2 hours later see her crying coz he cussed her off. :rofl:

My day would be pointless without ditzy bimbo's!

:no:

Women are just a bin bag of emotions.

[TheDude]

I know!! All it takes is a mention to a girl that his boy might NOT be meeting her earlier in the day coz he might be with someone else to put all sorts of doubts, confusion in her head. 2 hours later see her crying coz he cussed her off. :rofl:

My day would be pointless without ditzy bimbo's!

thats really mean, but funny. :hs:

[DasJa]

thats really mean, but funny. :hs:
Maashallah you have pretty eyes :lulz:

[DasJa]

:no:

Women are just a bin bag of emotions.
A fuckin washing machine of emotions. Hormone's all over the place and insecurities throught the roof.


And I FUCKIN CAPITALIZE ON THAT SHIT!! :rockon:

[King Ghidra]

A fuckin washing machine of emotions. Hormone's all over the place and insecurities throught the roof.


And I FUCKIN CAPITALIZE ON THAT SHIT!! :rockon:

I prefer the ones who give a fight, the ones i love fucking up are those that give the vibe of confidence, just to see them a shell of there former selfs once i'm done with them.

Great satisfaction.

[candylicious]

I prefer the ones who give a fight, the ones i love fucking up are those that give the vibe of confidence, just to see them a shell of there former selfs once i'm done with them.

Great satisfaction.

why are u so mean?

[King Ghidra]

why are u so mean?

:rofl: Seriously?

That's a question, i've not found an answer too :|

[Upna_G]

whats even worse is spending valentines day with a person you dont like and wishing you were spending it with someone you really like but is unavailable. :(

Why would u spend V-day would some one u don't like? Isn't that like contradictory. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of V-Day?

[candylicious]

:rofl: Seriously?

That's a question, i've not found an answer too :|

wow. I hope you look like a Greek God.

[King Ghidra]

wow. I hope you look like a Greek God.

Oh, no :ashamed:

[YANYANspokesgyal]

So is this :lulz:

http://images.ratedesi.com/gallery/58259_1098954939.jpg


I seriously need to update the gallery on my ratedesi page LOL :rofl: oldie but a goodie though...I have newer pics on myspace :cool:

[DasJa]

I seriously need to update the gallery on my ratedesi page LOL :rofl: oldie but a goodie though...I have newer pics on myspace :cool:
PM :hay:,,,,,