e-gf/wife ?

[doaly69]

ok so v-day is around the corner and i need an e-gf to lavish my effections apon

form an orderly line and i shall pick the lucky devil

lets here wat u ahve to offer ?

[doaly69]

ok fine dudes are welcome too :kekeke:

[SafarE]

ahem

[doaly69]

ahem

:Oops:

i sed e-gf
not realy gf

:ugh:

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:hyper:

[King Ghidra]

Doaly, really scraping the barrel now.

[doaly69]

:hyper:
i shall add u to the short list greasy

[chutney whore]

:hsughw:

[SafarE]

:Oops:

i sed e-gf
not realy gf

:ugh:


can i help judge with you then seen as they do have some big boots to fill for the day...and im not saying i have big feet :gol:

[doaly69]

Doaly, really scraping the barrel now.

boredom breads retardedness

[doaly69]

:hsughw:

i need more pics from u ;)

[doaly69]

can i help judge with you then seen as they do have some big boots to fill for the day...and im not saying i have big feet :gol:

lol course u dnt
fine we will both sit in judgement over the entries

[chutney whore]

i need more pics from u ;)

:google: orly

[King Ghidra]

boredom breads retardedness

My concept was boredom breeds creativity.

[doaly69]

My concept was boredom breeds creativity.

umm it does wen ur not at work
but as im here i cant be arsed
so im going for bottom of the barrel
beauty contest here

[doaly69]

:google: orly

yes :squint:

[King Ghidra]

umm it does wen ur not at work
but as im here i cant be arsed
so im going for bottom of the barrel
beauty contest here

Bitch get me a job in your place, i promise i won't talk to you :zipped:

[doaly69]

Bitch get me a job in your place, i promise i won't talk to you :zipped:
i'l keep an eye out

tell the truth theres a fair few design jobs out there at the mo
good pickings for a change

get ur ass out there lovely

[King Ghidra]

i'l keep an eye out

tell the truth theres a fair few design jobs out there at the mo
good pickings for a change

get ur ass out there lovely

I'm sick of thinking about it.

I'm going to the bank to flirt with a girl who wants me. :angel:

[doaly69]

I'm sick of thinking about it.

I'm going to the bank to flirt with a girl who wants me. :angel:
make sur eu get some chnage ;)

[PeachesAndCream*]

What about me darl ;)

[doaly69]

What about me darl ;)

pm me pics and i shall add u to the short list :D

[King Ghidra]

make sur eu get some chnage ;)

of underwear?

[doaly69]

of underwear?
yes that too

[PeachesAndCream*]

make sur eu get some chnage ;)

You've seen TONS of me :neutral:

[doaly69]

You've seen TONS of me :neutral:

its been ages refresh my mem

[SafarE]

okay we need N000000ds too ;)

[doaly69]

okay we need N000000ds too ;)
:kekeke:
see thats why i luff u

yes bring on the noods :cheers:

[Desi MC]

Me ?

[doaly69]

Me ?

wat have u to offer ?

[Desi MC]

wat have u to offer ?
Everything you can think of ;)

[di vinci]

me;)

[baby_gal_naz]

I told you, I don't want a new mum! :squint:

Save your e-monies for my birthday.

[doaly69]

Everything you can think of ;)

do u toss salad ?

[doaly69]

me;)
ur already mine u welsh ass bandit

[doaly69]

I told you, I don't want a new mum! :squint:

Save your e-monies for my birthday.

stay out of my wallet woman ur just liek ur mom :no:

[baby_gal_naz]

stay out of my wallet woman ur just liek ur mom :no:
It's your job to provide for me financially. :hand:

[doaly69]

It's your job to provide for me financially. :hand:

i cant wait till u turn 18
then u can go join ur mom

but u can visit weekends :hug:

[baby_gal_naz]

i cant wait till u turn 18
then u can go join ur mom

but u can visit weekends :hug:
No no, I'll be moving in with my boyfriend. Well, that's if I have a boyfriend. =\

[doaly69]

No no, I'll be moving in with my boyfriend. Well, that's if I have a boyfriend. =\
u'l be moving in with ur husband or burning in hell with ur bf u choose


:rofl:

[baby_gal_naz]

u'l be moving in with ur husband or burning in hell with ur bf u choose


:rofl:
I'm already going to hell. :no:

[mordor]

I'm already going to hell. :no:
I'm going to Mordor.

[doaly69]

I'm already going to hell. :no:
oh god i will prey for u
and start aranging dates for ur wedding

[doaly69]

I'm going to Mordor.

which is kind of like hell :D

[baby_gal_naz]

I'm going to Mordor.
Can I come too?

Wait, I'm your stalker. I don't even have to ask.

[baby_gal_naz]

oh god i will prey for u
and start aranging dates for ur wedding
Thank you <3

I'm never getting married.

[doaly69]

Thank you <3

I'm never getting married.
lol likeim gna ask u

ur not living in sin under my roof

[King Ghidra]

Thank you <3

I'm never getting married.

why lie to yourself?

[doaly69]

comon girls
too many guys pm'ing me :no:

[_A-s-H-i_]

meeeeeeeeeeeeee i'll always be ur one and only :love:

[baby_gal_naz]

lol likeim gna ask u

ur not living in sin under my roof
'Kay, I'll move out tonight. =D

[baby_gal_naz]

why lie to yourself?
Who says I'm lying?

[SafarE]

stil see no n0000ds :|

[doaly69]

stil see no n0000ds :|
i knw wats going on in this place
noods are flying all over the place usualy

ther liek busses wen u want one u cant find any for love nor money

[doaly69]

'Kay, I'll move out tonight. =D
woohoo house to myself

comon ladies/gents

[baby_gal_naz]

woohoo house to myself

comon ladies/gents
I've changed my mind. Go find me a husband. :arrow:

And not any old bugger, I wants a hot, rich guy with a big dunda.

[doaly69]

I've changed my mind. Go find me a husband. :arrow:

And not any old bugger, I wants a hot, rich guy with a big dunda.

yup the apple didt fall far from the tree lol

husband hunt is on then :shock:

[SafarE]

i knw wats going on in this place
noods are flying all over the place usualy

ther liek busses wen u want one u cant find any for love nor money


:no:

[doaly69]

:no:
i shal start the ball rolling

wait for my txt ;)

[baby_gal_naz]

yup the apple didt fall far from the tree lol

husband hunt is on then :shock:
I wanna get married tomorrow, so hurry hurry hurry!

[doaly69]

I wanna get married tomorrow, so hurry hurry hurry!

registry office wedding it is then :cheers:

[SafarE]

i shal start the ball rolling

wait for my txt ;)


:sarb:

[baby_gal_naz]

registry office wedding it is then :cheers:
No, I wanna BIG amazingly awesome wedding and if it's not perfect, I refuse to get married and I'll live with you forever. =D

[doaly69]

:sarb:
noods woman noods :shock:

[doaly69]

No, I wanna BIG amazingly awesome wedding and if it's not perfect, I refuse to get married and I'll live with you forever. =D

bloody catch 22 here

fine go get urself a gay wedding planner
i'l get my wallet :(

[baby_gal_naz]

bloody catch 22 here

fine go get urself a gay wedding planner
i'l get my wallet :(
Thank you papa. :kiss:

[doaly69]

Thank you papa. :kiss:

anytime bachoo :hug:

so i'l have the house to myself by tomorow nite :D

[baby_gal_naz]

anytime bachoo :hug:

so i'l have the house to myself by tomorow nite :D
Only if the wedding is perfect. :Paper:

[SafarE]

noods woman noods :shock:


your gona send me more noods?

[doaly69]

your gona send me more noods?

more :sarb:
:Oops: i dnt knw wat u mean wen u say more

[SafarE]

more :sarb:
:Oops: i dnt knw wat u mean wen u say more
i mean more like the ones u sent me last time!!

[doaly69]

i mean more like the ones u sent me last time!!

:ugh: iv never sent u noods i dnt knw wat ur on about :ugh:

[_A-s-H-i_]

no1 wants me :(

[doaly69]

no1 wants me :(
ur on the list but i still have a day to choose

[_A-s-H-i_]

ur on the list but i still have a day to choose
we still need to do "lunch"

[doaly69]

we still need to do "lunch"

yes wen the weather is better its too bloody cold at the mo

[_A-s-H-i_]

yes wen the weather is better its too bloody cold at the mo
u got to make sure ur a veggie for the day :p

[doaly69]

u got to make sure ur a veggie for the day :p
yea easy peezy im vegie half the week anyways

why do i need to be vegie tho :sarb:

[Desi MC]

do u toss salad ?Ewww NO!
Thats not my style.

[_A-s-H-i_]

yea easy peezy im vegie half the week anyways

why do i need to be vegie tho :sarb:
so u can lunch with me mooshoo :p

[doaly69]

Ewww NO!
Thats not my style.
:hand:

[doaly69]

so u can lunch with me mooshoo :p

oh that kind of lunch :eyebrow:

[_A-s-H-i_]

oh that kind of lunch :eyebrow:
haan ji :Oops:

[doaly69]

haan ji :Oops:

:shock: sai will kill me

[_A-s-H-i_]

:shock: sai will kill me
whose sai? :sarb:

[doaly69]

whose sai? :sarb:
wrk out the rest of the letters silly :squiunt:

[_A-s-H-i_]

wrk out the rest of the letters silly :squiunt:
oooooooooooh
i thought tht at first :kekeke:

[doaly69]

oooooooooooh
i thought tht at first :kekeke:

yes her

she'l kill me

[_A-s-H-i_]

yes her

she'l kill me
why cnt u have 1 slice and a whole chocolate cake? ;)

[mizz jassi]

ok so v-day is around the corner and i need an e-gf to lavish my effections apon

form an orderly line and i shall pick the lucky devil

lets here wat u ahve to offer ?
:slap: :( i want an e-divorce!!!!

[doaly69]

why cnt u have 1 slice and a whole chocolate cake? ;)

hmmmm :think:

i'l ask her see wat she sez, if im allowed take out

[doaly69]

:slap: :( i want an e-divorce!!!!
qu janu ?

tu meri punjabi lal mirch ah :hug:

[mizz jassi]

qu janu ?

tu meri punjabi lal mirch ah :hug:
ur lookin for a e-gf.....tusi e-cheatin wid me :tears: where did my saag go wrong?

[doaly69]

ur lookin for a e-gf.....tusi e-cheatin wid me :tears: where did my saag go wrong?

i sed e-gf not wife u still hold that title

ur saag is a beautiful as ever

my roti is only made for ur saag

[mizz jassi]

i sed e-gf not wife u still hold that title

ur saag is a beautiful as ever

my roti is only made for ur saag
:squint: ur sleeping on the sofa tonight! :arrow:

[doaly69]

:squint: ur sleeping on the sofa tonight! :arrow:

:shock:

again

i'l make u breakie in bed in the morning

lal mirch u look extra oi hoi wen ur angry

:dribble:

[mizz jassi]

:shock:

again

i'l make u breakie in bed in the morning

lal mirch u look extra oi hoi wen ur angry

:dribble:
Dont makhan lagying me...especially wen im mad :shakefis:

[doaly69]

Dont makhan lagying me...especially wen im mad :shakefis:

qu janu
sorry janu
i choose u
meri pyari saag wali
:hug:

[mizz jassi]

qu janu
sorry janu
i choose u
meri pyari saag wali
:hug:
:) :hug:

[doaly69]

:) :hug:

so saag roti in bed tonite with extra makhan ? :eyebrow:

[mizz jassi]

so saag roti in bed tonite with extra makhan ? :eyebrow:
:Pelvic2:

[doaly69]

:Pelvic2:

oi hoi :dance2:

bruuuuuahhhhh

[mizz jassi]

oi hoi :dance2:

bruuuuuahhhhh
:rofl: