Whats the stupidest thing you've said to a girl?

[SpicyBrownRapper]

I've got plenty of these. I am where I am in understanding girls because of the incredible amounts of dumb stuff I've said and done to them. Now, a few of these happened in high school, where we are just plain idiotic anyway. But looking back on a lot of these, they're just funny now.

- I posted this before, happened in High School. Senior year, I think. This girl I had a crush on at the time was being playful with me, and I said something to the extent of "I could so easily rape you" after pinning her. Stopped talking to me altogether.

- One of my exs asked if she was the best I'd ever had and I said no. Which is why she became my ex.

These are relatively speaking, recent -

She had just made me some toast and I was sitting there eating:
Her: "There's something I've been really wanting to tell you for a long time now."
Me: *Not entirely listening* "God this toast is delicious!"
Then she goes nuts and screams at me for half an hour.

Another time -

Her: "How about we go out this Saturday."
Me: "Can't, looking at new TVs with my dad, need to advise him on which one to get."
Her: "Are you telling me you would rather spend time with a TV than me?"
Me: (Jokingly, she didn't exactly take it too well.) "Well it is a big screen TV we are looking at."

Again she shouts at me for half an hour.

[dayven]

" u girls got tampons in girls bathroom :sarb: "

[kunnyfunt]

iono it was late one night so i looked at my ex while we were bumming at some random park. so i looked deep into her eyes and said 'baby you're a star...

....


... a gigantic gas fileld object visible across vast distances'

and then pissed my self laughing...

ahh i put that poor girl thgouh so much *sigh*

[SpicyBrownRapper]

" u girls got tampons in girls bathroom :sarb: "

The fuck??

[dayven]

The fuck??


yes it was stupid....man I didnt know that.... :neutral:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

yes it was stupid....man I didnt know that.... :neutral:

You didn't realize girls would put tampons in their bathrooms? Thats just lacking common sense, playa.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Another one:

Her: If you wanted to bang one of my friends, who would it be?
Me: Your roommate.

Needless to say she was on the verge of tears, and I ruined her relationship with her roommate.

[parkinlotpimp]

"your mom is hot and so is your sister"

she went on to say "AND IM NOT PRETTY?!?!"

but she was hot too i was just implying that good looks must run in the family

[dayven]

You didn't realize girls would put tampons in their bathrooms? Thats just lacking common sense, playa.


I thought they carry one all the time.....

I work in a catering place...and the bathroom clean up lady was carying like 3 packs of them...so I asked her...she was like :rofl: .....yes we keep extras in bathroom too..... :neutral:

[surface2air]

Nice personality.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

"your mom is hot and so is your sister"

she went on to say "AND IM NOT PRETTY?!?!"

but she was hot too i was just implying that good looks must run in the family

Yeah, I've done shit that like that way too often:

Me: (looking at a picture of her and her cousins) Damn, your cousins are fine!
Her: Yeah? And I'm not?

I can usually sly away from those situations now.

[Amani786]

I thought they carry one all the time.....

I work in a catering place...and the bathroom clean up lady was carying like 3 packs of them...so I asked her...she was like :rofl: .....yes we keep extras in bathroom too..... :neutral:

what an idiot

[ishq.on.da.beach]

well i was walking down the hallway



and this fat ass girl was coming towards me


it was pretty crowded


and i was like dayuuuuummmmm im abt to get squished


yeah not that mean but w.e.

:neutral:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Nice personality.

Hah

That reminds me.

There was this bitch that liked me but I didn't really want her.

So she was trying to talk with me on AIM, and she asked what I thought of the bands she liked (she said some generic stuff like Green Day, etc.).

I responded, "I don't consider it music."

She stopped talking to me.

[dayven]

what an idiot


:neutral:

[chunky]

Another one:

Her: If you wanted to bang one of my friends, who would it be?
Me: Your roommate.

Needless to say she was on the verge of tears, and I ruined her relationship with her roommate.
LMAO. one of my ex's nailed me with that shit once too. :rofla:

[surface2air]

Hah

That reminds me.

There was this bitch that liked me but I didn't really want her.

So she was trying to talk with me on AIM, and she asked what I thought of the bands she liked (she said some generic stuff like Green Day, etc.).

I responded, "I don't consider it music."

She stopped talking to me.
women take their music and bands way to seriously. They think us guys give a shit about which band they like...hahahhahaha

[kunnyfunt]

i once got asked a commonly asked question of does this jeans make my butt look big and for some reason without thinking i loudly responded with JUMP FREE WILLY JUMP!!!

made me realise that pencil heels can be extremely painfull if used as a weapon...

[chunky]

Oh, an ex once asked me if I thought valentine's day was important. I said fuck that commercial bullshit. She broke up with me the day after valentine's. But that's okay, coz I didn't do shit for her on v-day.

[BigCrazyIndian]

Me and a friend were looking outside off the balcony and we watched some girls pass by and this was back in the chris rock hayday so I whispered to him "want some dick?"

well, I don't really have a whispering voice, and the girl behind me heard. I think that definitely killed her interest.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

LMAO. one of my ex's nailed me with that shit once too. :rofla:

LOL, yeah. Such a big time trap.

One of my buddies told me this story where he was in a movie theater with two girls who liked him (One is now his current gf), with each sitting on each side of him. He chose one and put his arms around her. Apparently his gf asked him some months later why he had chosen her, and he mistakenly told her the truth. Which was that he went to the bathroom and flipped a coin. Said she went psycho on him after telling her that.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Oh, an ex once asked me if I thought valentine's day was important. I said fuck that commercial bullshit. She broke up with me the day after valentine's. But that's okay, coz I didn't do shit for her on v-day.

Hahaha, I have gotten so much bullshit for saying such things about valentine's day.

[chunky]

LOL, yeah. Such a big time trap.

One of my buddies told me this story where he was in a movie theater with two girls who liked him (One is now his current gf), with each sitting on each side of him. He chose one and put his arms around her. Apparently his gf asked him some months later why he had chosen her, and he mistakenly told her the truth. Which was that he went to the bathroom and flipped a coin. Said she went psycho on him after telling her that.
god, anything remotely related to another girl should set off warnings. One of my exs showed me a bunch of pics of her best friend and asked me what i'd rate her. I mistakenly told her the truth. Yeah, I heard about that one long after the breakup. But that's okay, b/c she doesn't know what me & her best friend did. :arrow:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

god, anything remotely related to another girl should set off warnings. One of my exs showed me a bunch of pics of her best friend and asked me what i'd rate her. I mistakenly told her the truth. Yeah, I heard about that one long after the breakup. But that's okay, b/c she doesn't know what me & her best friend did. :arrow:

No doubt, we need to resort to saying "She's aite" if your girl asks you about one of her girl friends, or another girl in general, even if what you really wanna say is 'Damn, she's one fine piece of ass'

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Oh man.

College years. 20th birthday I think.

Pretty drunk, and just hooked up with this girl at a party. I went up to my boy and said something like "I just made out with some slut", the girl was RIGHT behind me. She had the most dejected look on her face I've ever seen.

[vikownethu]

Don't introduce me to your girlfriends..

- Was speaking on what generally constitutes female facial perfection in my opinion to a mate's girlfriend after she'd asked, and whilst telling her the ideal course each feature should take, I described a nose completely the opposite of her longish kinda hooked nose (not to be spiteful, noses don't particularly matter to me). Mate came back to me the following day that she was considering a "fucking nosejob" and that she's all self-conscious, and then cracked up laughing (He didn't know what had triggered it).

- Mate two's girlfriend was speaking on the topic of fella's taste in girls in general, and I denied the blah blah claim that a few curves are enough for any of us, to which she asked "do you think *Mate Two* made a good choice in going out with me?" (bear in mind her eyes seemed to twinkle a bit and she had a huge grin when she asked). Her grin grew when I said yes, but then came "being his mate, I would say that wouldn't I?"..

Haha, she didn't speak to any of us again much that night.

[The Genie]

while holding a condom..
me>>"would you like to privileged?"
her>>"f@kin p@ki"

:rofl: :rofl:

goood timesss

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Don't introduce me to your girlfriends..

- Was speaking on what generally constitutes female facial perfection in my opinion to a mate's girlfriend after she'd asked, and whilst telling her the ideal course each feature should take, I described a nose completely the opposite of her longish kinda hooked nose (not to be spiteful, noses don't particularly matter to me). Mate came back to me the following day that she was considering a "fucking nosejob" and that she's all self-conscious, and then cracked up laughing (He didn't know what had triggered it).

- Mate two's girlfriend was speaking on the topic of fella's taste in girls in general, and I denied the blah blah claim that a few curves are enough for any of us, to which she asked "do you think *Mate Two* made a good choice in going out with me?" (bear in mind her eyes seemed to twinkle a bit and she had a huge grin when she asked). Her grin grew when I said yes, but then came "being his mate, I would say that wouldn't I?"..

Haha, she didn't speak to any of us again much that night.

LMAO, thats gold, Vik, GOLD...

[chunky]

No doubt, we need to resort to saying "She's aite" if your girl asks you about one of her girl friends, or another girl in general, even if what you really wanna say is 'Damn, she's one fine piece of ass'
lmao. yeah. I have developed a pretty keen sense that allows me to tell when a woman is about to present me with a matter of her personal insecurity. I prefer not to deal with that bullshit whenever possible. Sometimes, it's pretty hilarious and I play along anyhow.

[fr00ti]

eff. i shouldn't be reading this thread. so much honesty. now i feel like i have something shoved into my lungs. :no:

[surface2air]

Oh man.

College years. 20th birthday I think.

Pretty drunk, and just hooked up with this girl at a party. I went up to my boy and said something like "I just made out with some slut", the girl was RIGHT behind me. She had the most dejected look on her face I've ever seen.
lmao

[kunnyfunt]

eff. i shouldn't be reading this thread. so much honesty. now i feel like i have something shoved into my lungs. :no:*heres a knife* knock your self out!

[chunky]

So why won't you introduce me to your parents?

Coz they won't like you.

Why not?

Coz you're white.

So, wait what if we were going to get married, what would you tell them?

We're not going to get married. ever.

*silence*

[Midnight_Toker]

while holding a condom..
me>>"would you like to privileged?"
her>>"f@kin p@ki"

:rofl: :rofl:

goood timesss

:neutral:

[fr00ti]

*heres a knife* knock your self out!
i hate playing "make-believe" on the internet. chup karo. :arrow:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

lmao

I kinda felt bad about that situation too. 'Coz I played the whole 'its my birthday' thing with most of the girls at the party.

So you say its your birthday, right? And you get, at the least, a kiss on the cheeks. Then you say, "Oh come on, its my birthday, we can do better" and BAM. You're making out with her.

I think I was just so happy that shit actually worked, I had to go tell my buddy. But she heard what I said about her, and man, she did the whole... look down on the floor and slowly walk away thing. It was terrible.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

So why won't you introduce me to your parents?

Coz they won't like you.

Why not?

Coz you're white.

So, wait what if we were going to get married, what would you tell them?

We're not going to get married. ever.

*silence*

:rofl:

F'n hilarious.

[chunky]

i hate playing "make-believe" on the internet. chup karo. :arrow:
lol. :arrow:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

eff. i shouldn't be reading this thread. so much honesty. now i feel like i have something shoved into my lungs. :no:

fr00ti baby, you can tell us some of the stupidest things you've said to boys.

[Echelon]

Where do I begin? I've got too much.

In the last 24 hrs.
Last night I showed 2 girls the Rammstein video clip of Buch Dich. Basically it shows them in concert, the main singer is handcuffed to a gimp. You should youtube it.
I think it freaked them out slightly, but amazingly I ended up getting with one of the girls.

Oh I'm not a fan, its just a viral.

[kunnyfunt]

So why won't you introduce me to your parents?

Coz they won't like you.

Why not?

Coz you're white.

So, wait what if we were going to get married, what would you tell them?

We're not going to get married. ever.

*silence*
*rofl!!*

i hate playing "make-believe" on the internet. chup karo. :arrow:
blast!!

[chunky]

Oh man, this is one of my all time biggest goofs.

I was at some party, a young buck in college, still learning the ways of the college sex scene. So this girl, who was incredibly bangin, comes up to me, starts chatting. We're dancing all nasty in no time. then, we're walking off the dance floor and we resume the chit chat. Somehow, she's asking me where my apt is. I'm like, I live on campus. She stops, and gets this look on her face, wait, what year are you? I'm like, freshman. Bitch just turned and walked.

Never made that mistake again.

[surface2air]

I spilled a drink on a chick at a party once. :dunno:

[**bambina**]

You are soo cute.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Oh man, this is one of my all time biggest goofs.

I was at some party, a young buck in college, still learning the ways of the college sex scene. So this girl, who was incredibly bangin, comes up to me, starts chatting. We're dancing all nasty in no time. then, we're walking off the dance floor and we resume the chit chat. Somehow, she's asking me where my apt is. I'm like, I live on campus. She stops, and gets this look on her face, wait, what year are you? I'm like, freshman. Bitch just turned and walked.

Never made that mistake again.

Hahaha, oh shit.

I was so f'n naive with this one girl in high school. I later found out that she liked me.

Anyway, she used to do all she could in the class to talk to me. And we used to have these group activities and she used to always try to work me with. I never for once thought she had a crush on me, even though she had given me all these signs. And she was a good looking hispanic girl too. She used to ask me questions like 'What kind of a girl do you like?', and me being stupid would give the generic 'I dunno' answers.

Anyway, I last week was browsing through my high school's facebook list, and I came across her. She looks even more ballin than she did back then.

[Echelon]

Recently I told this girl she could look like the new bond girl if she tightened up a little.
I guess it went something along those lines, but I implied that she should hit the gym and do pilates.
I was overseas at the time when talking to her.. so I had no idea what she thought of it -- she seemed slightly agitated but not really, pretty much what I had expected her to do.

In the end, what happened was insane.
I get a call from a friend and the following events unfolded:
- she went out with her friends
- seemed "okay" at first
- drank and drank and drank.
- And then got emotional and teary and asked her friends if she was fat.
- She was being escorted to the cab rank by one of my friends, who was making sure she was okay.
- She then sees my highrise which is near the city cab ranks.. walks there
- Tries to buzz me, when I'm in Dubai
- Tries telling the security guards to let her in
- Starts talking shit to them about how I called her fat etc.

Luckily he hailed a cab for her and she went home. She was all apologetic later. But I've ditched her now.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

You are soo cute.

Where're your stories girly?

[jay-d]

me: I'd donate my sperm to you.
her: ewwwwwwwwwwww!
me: what.. it's for free!!

[Amani786]

come on guys - your entire sex is sooo stupid im sure you can come up with some better stories of how you put your foot in your mouth!! for all of the above i would give 7/10, i want to hear some 10/10!!

[BigCrazyIndian]

her (white girl): namaste

Then, I proceeded to make her feel like a dumbass for assuming that just because I'm indan that I'd be receptive towards a hindi greeting.

[kunnyfunt]

Recently I told this girl she could look like the new bond girl if she tightened up a little.
I guess it went something along those lines, but I implied that she should hit the gym and do pilates.
I was overseas at the time when talking to her.. so I had no idea what she thought of it -- she seemed slightly agitated but not really, pretty much what I had expected her to do.

In the end, what happened was insane.
I get a call from a friend and the following events unfolded:
- she went out with her friends
- seemed "okay" at first
- drank and drank and drank.
- And then got emotional and teary and asked her friends if she was fat.
- She was being escorted to the cab rank by one of my friends, who was making sure she was okay.
- She then sees my highrise which is near the city cab ranks.. walks there
- Tries to buzz me, when I'm in Dubai
- Tries telling the security guards to let her in
- Starts talking shit to them about how I called her fat etc.

Luckily he hailed a cab for her and she went home. She was all apologetic later. But I've ditched her now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude im soo gunna stand up and applaud for this one!!

[**bambina**]

Where're your stories girly?

I was told I look better with make up. :neutral:

[kunnyfunt]

lmao!

[chunky]

"who do you love more, your car, or me?"

"I spend way more money on my car, what do you think?"

[chunky]

Her: I can't wait for this weekend!
me: eh, no good movies coming out.
her: silence
me: aww shit, what the hell did I say
her: silence
me: goddamnit woman, if you're gonna be mad, at least give me a reason.
her: *tears*
me: oh shit, your birthday is this weekend. hey, let's go out to dinner and catch a movie. . .

[BigCrazyIndian]

"want to go upstairs to my place to play beeer pong?"

"no, I'm tired, I'm going to go home"

[SpicyBrownRapper]

"want to go upstairs to my place to play beeer pong?"

"no, I'm tired, I'm going to go home"

hahhhhhhhh

Something similar happened.

It was already like 4 in the morning, had been drinking at my friend's party. And had sorta talked to this girl for a while. She was spending the night there.

Her: Why don't you spend the night here too?
Me: Nah, me and my buddy are going to Joe's Diner for some breakfast

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Her: I can't wait for this weekend!
me: eh, no good movies coming out.
her: silence
me: aww shit, what the hell did I say
her: silence
me: goddamnit woman, if you're gonna be mad, at least give me a reason.
her: *tears*
me: oh shit, your birthday is this weekend. hey, let's go out to dinner and catch a movie. . .

LOL

Again, got another SIMILAR one

Her: You're spending this weekend here right?
Me: Yea
Her: And next weekend too?
Me: Nah, I don't think so
Her: ...

This is when I realized her birthday was next weekend

Me: Oh what I meant was I'll be there SATURDAY when your birthday is, but not the entire weekend.

[chunky]

hahhhhhhhh

Something similar happened.

It was already like 4 in the morning, had been drinking at my friend's party. And had sorta talked to this girl for a while. She was spending the night there.

Her: Why don't you spend the night here too?
Me: Nah, me and my buddy are going to Joe's Diner for some breakfast
LOL. every guy has had that one happen.

I was once visiting this girl, who had a boyfriend at the time mind you.

her: So you really have to go huh?
me: yeah, I gotta get back to finish some shit.
her: ahh, I just really wanted someone to go out with tonight.
me: so call up <insert man's name>.
her: nevermind, I don't feel like going out anymore.
me: alright, bye.

[Drumline]

i was preoccupied while talking to some girl a few years ago, she suggests we hang out sometime, and i say:

sorry, i'm kinda busy all week, but i'll pencil you in somewhere.

[surface2air]

Wow it seems like all guys did was say stupid shit to potential bang material. I'm beginning to think that yall are virgins and trying to impress other forum females. amiright?

[chunky]

LOL

Again, got another SIMILAR one

Her: You're spending this weekend here right?
Me: Yea
Her: And next weekend too?
Me: Nah, I don't think so
Her: ...

This is when I realized her birthday was next weekend

Me: Oh what I meant was I'll be there SATURDAY when your birthday is, but not the entire weekend.
the best is when you realize you goofed, and you get this urge to start laughing at yourself. Sometimes, the urge to laugh is just too strong, and whoa nelly does that never go over well. :rofl:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Wow it seems like all guys did was say stupid shit to potential bang material. I'm beginning to think that yall are virgins and trying to impress other forum females. amiright?

A bunch of what I posted were conversations I had with my respective girlfriends at the time though.

But yeah, looking back on it, its so dumb and stupid. Its like, what the fuck was I thinking.

[chunky]

Wow it seems like all guys did was say stupid shit to potential bang material. I'm beginning to think that yall are virgins and trying to impress other forum females. amiright?
LOL, your logic is backwards. guys who aren't getting laid try the hardest to look like mack daddies. Guys that tell stories at their own expense aren't concerned about scamming pussy on the internet. :arrow:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

the best is when you realize you goofed, and you get this urge to start laughing at yourself. Sometimes, the urge to laugh is just too strong, and whoa nelly does that never go over well. :rofl:

Yeah, and then when she actually bought my excuse and eventually we hung up, thats when I started cracking up.

[bingley13]

So I ran into this kid(who I went on a date with a week before) when i was out with friends anyways he says hi..yadda yadda and then goes to hang out with his friends and over the course of the night gets trashed. So we get up to walk around and he stops me and my friend and goes "You are really beautiful. No really. You are Gorgeous" for 10 minutes straight...then he proceeds to tell each one of my 6 friends that he thinks I am beautiful and gorgeous INDIVIDUALLY at least 3 times.

[**bambina**]

Wow it seems like all guys did was say stupid shit to potential bang material. I'm beginning to think that yall are virgins and trying to impress other forum females. amiright?


It takes real men to realise their mistakes and not make them again.

[chunky]

Yeah, and then when she actually bought my excuse and eventually we hung up, thats when I started cracking up.
smart. I laugh way too easily in such situations. as soon as I start to see the rage building in her eyes, it pushes me over the edge and I start to guffaw.

[chunky]

Yeah, and then when she actually bought my excuse and eventually we hung up, thats when I started cracking up.
speaking of laughing at totally inappropriate times. . .

THfiHQZVSw0

[SpicyBrownRapper]

So I ran into this kid(who I went on a date with a week before) when i was out with friends anyways he says hi..yadda yadda and then goes to hang out with his friends and over the course of the night gets trashed. So we get up to walk around and he stops me and my friend and goes "You are really beautiful. No really. You are Gorgeous" for 10 minutes straight...then he proceeds to tell each one of my 6 friends that he thinks I am beautiful and gorgeous INDIVIDUALLY at least 3 times.

Hah

I've done something similar. I think this was like end of 2003 college year, and my boy's girlfriend was graduating along with some of her friends. One of her friends, I had a mad crush on. I was literally in love with the girl, and we used to hang out decent amount of time. Anyway, we went out to celebrate their gradumacation, and I got lit up. Had a lot to drink. So at the end up the night, when I am about to head out, I go up to her - and she was literally surrounded by 3 other friends of hers - and I smooched her and told her I loved her. I saw her the next day, and I could tell she was embarrassed by that shit, and after that day, I have never talked to her.

[punjabipride04]

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[surface2air]

LOL, your logic is backwards. guys who aren't getting laid try the hardest to look like mack daddies. Guys that tell stories at their own expense aren't concerned about scamming pussy on the internet. :arrow:
seriously one story of your failed attempts at 'scamming pussy' as you so eloquently put it is enough!

but then again this is first hand knowledge of what NOT to say. :think:

[vsaigal]

i dont remember.

i dont love you.

ure ugly as fuck.

ure nose is ugly.(punjabi grills, hate it) :no:

[bingley13]

Hah

I've done something similar. I think this was like end of 2003 college year, and my boy's girlfriend was graduating along with some of her friends. One of her friends, I had a mad crush on. I was literally in love with the girl, and we used to hang out decent amount of time. Anyway, we went out to celebrate their gradumacation, and I got lit up. Had a lot to drink. So at the end up the night, when I am about to head out, I go up to her - and she was literally surrounded by 3 other friends of hers - and I smooched her and told her I loved her. I saw her the next day, and I could tell she was embarrassed by that shit, and after that day, I have never talked to her.
Awww, poor back in the day Spicy.

[chunky]

seriously one story of your failed attempts at 'scamming pussy' as you so eloquently put it is enough!

but then again this is first hand knowledge of what NOT to say. :think:
heh. I guess. I laugh at the situations involving myself just the same as if they happened to someone else.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

heh. I guess. I laugh at the situations involving myself just the same as if they happened to someone else.

Exactly, I look back on it and just laugh about it. No big deal, there were tons of other opportunities. So its not big deal that most of us fucked some of 'em. Its hysterical now.

[Drumline]

Back in high school, with some redhead chick i knew.

red: hey DL, a bunch of us are going out tonight, you should come too. :eyebrow:
DL: i don't know, what are you going to do?
red: gonna hang out, get some food, watch some movies.......you should really come.
DL: no thanks, i think i'm just gonna stay at home at watch some drum clinics. I've been trying to get a certain beat down for some time.
red: :neutral:

and again while preoccupied with other things, a bunch of chicks get together and start giggling at me...

chicks: hey DL, you're kinda cute.
DL: you bitches are on crack, now leave me alone i've got stuff to do.


damn, what was i thinking???

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Back in high school, with some redhead chick i knew.

red: hey DL, a bunch of us are going out tonight, you should come too. :eyebrow:
DL: i don't know, what are you going to do?
red: gonna hang out, get some food, watch some movies.......you should really come.
DL: no thanks, i think i'm just gonna stay at home at watch some drum clinics. I've been trying to get a certain beat down for some time.
red: :neutral:

and again while preoccupied with other things, a bunch of chicks get together and start giggling at me...

chicks: hey DL, you're kinda cute.
DL: you bitches are on crack, now leave me alone i've got stuff to do.


damn, what was i thinking???

:rofl:

Fucking classic.

[Amani786]

yeah i think that is really childish when guys use a girls fetures to embarrass her.

My brother does it and then comes home to tell us - its really funny but mean as well.

typical ones he has used:

you need to trim your moustache - omg how cruel
you smell
in a very loud voice "LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU"

[ermsomething]

This was a few yrs back...in a club, slightly drunk..i see this one girl staring at me for ages so i asked her if she wanted to go..she said no coz she was with her friends, so i kinda switched and said "what? you've been standing here for half hr lookin at me and now your sayin no, stupid bitch" :sarb: she gave me a dirty look, the one they do with one eyebrow..and then walked off lol..o well

Another time one of my mates, he was drunk and this girl was getting closer to him...was dancing with her for a while and then realised she wasn't "upto scratch" ..he goes "eerrrr allow you, your BUTTERS" lol...she must have gone home and cried after that, it was so funny but kinda bad too

[ermsomething]

yeah i think that is really childish when guys use a girls fetures to embarrass her.

My brother does it and then comes home to tell us - its really funny but mean as well.

typical ones he has used:

you need to trim your moustache - omg how cruel
you smell
in a very loud voice "LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU"
:rofl: the last one is good lol

[Drumline]

:rofl:

Fucking classic.

god, i'm so fucking oblivious too.

if i had a nickel for every opportunity missed or screwed up.....damn.

[surface2air]

god, i'm so fucking oblivious too.

if i had a nickel for every opportunity missed or screwed up.....damn.
you would have a dime?

[Drumline]

you would have a dime?

$0.12.......because this is Canada, and the US exchange rate sucks for you guys.

[EverBlazinGyal]

LOL. every guy has had that one happen.

I was once visiting this girl, who had a boyfriend at the time mind you.

her: So you really have to go huh?
me: yeah, I gotta get back to finish some shit.
her: ahh, I just really wanted someone to go out with tonight.
me: so call up <insert man's name>.
her: nevermind, I don't feel like going out anymore.
me: alright, bye.

this i've done a couple of times and each time it's followed by my roommate smacking me over the head

back in high school, you know when you get your school pictures back and you're all excited to show everyone? the guy i had a little 'hehehehe fling' going on with asked to see mine. when i showed him he was like, 'you look like michael jackson' and started laughing his ass off and then showed everyone in the class. dnfkehgvjls!

[ermsomething]

this i've done a couple of times and each time it's followed by my roommate smacking me over the head

back in high school, you know when you get your school pictures back and you're all excited to show everyone? the guy i had a little 'hehehehe fling' going on with asked to see mine. when i showed him he was like, 'you look like michael jackson' and started laughing his ass off and then showed everyone in the class. dnfkehgvjls!
lol post that picture up on here

[surface2air]

$0.12.......because this is Canada, and the US exchange rate sucks for you guys.
:rofl: nice.

[chunky]

this i've done a couple of times and each time it's followed by my roommate smacking me over the head

back in high school, you know when you get your school pictures back and you're all excited to show everyone? the guy i had a little 'hehehehe fling' going on with asked to see mine. when i showed him he was like, 'you look like michael jackson' and started laughing his ass off and then showed everyone in the class. dnfkehgvjls!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. :rofla:

[**bambina**]

This is not really hilarious material but I will share

I was at my old job and a new lady had started. We were chit chatting about stuff. A friend of mine was showing me a key ring which said 'young,free and single' so I turned around to this lady and said
'Are you young?'

[Amani786]

this i've done a couple of times and each time it's followed by my roommate smacking me over the head

back in high school, you know when you get your school pictures back and you're all excited to show everyone? the guy i had a little 'hehehehe fling' going on with asked to see mine. when i showed him he was like, 'you look like michael jackson' and started laughing his ass off and then showed everyone in the class. dnfkehgvjls!

this wins hands down :rofl: 10/10

[Drumline]

probably my ditzy-est move happened about 2 years ago.

i had just gotten my hair cut at my barber shop at this little strip mall thingy. Around back was a dive shop, so i just dropped in the shoot the shit with them.

As i'm walking back to my car, i see these two chicks walking towards the strip mall. A blonde and brunette. The blonde is smiling at me, checking me out, repeatly looking back and forth at me.....which is great.

But the problem is she's about 30ft away, and i'm thinking how can you check out somebody from 30ft away???

The only logical explanation is that she somehow knows me. Therefore i should know her too. But i can't frigging remember. At this point i zone out, trying to think of how i would know her.

then i slap myself, i should just fucking roll up to her and say hi. I can find out then.

So i zone back in, and realize i'm fucking half way home! While i was zoned out, just fucking thinking about it, i just got in my car and drove off.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

this i've done a couple of times and each time it's followed by my roommate smacking me over the head

back in high school, you know when you get your school pictures back and you're all excited to show everyone? the guy i had a little 'hehehehe fling' going on with asked to see mine. when i showed him he was like, 'you look like michael jackson' and started laughing his ass off and then showed everyone in the class. dnfkehgvjls!

Classic.

[americanmohit]

Oh, an ex once asked me if I thought valentine's day was important. I said fuck that commercial bullshit. She broke up with me the day after valentine's. But that's okay, coz I didn't do shit for her on v-day.


:rofl:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Girls, don't be shy. Tell us some of the stupidest things you've said/done to guys.

[chiquita]

so this was while back. I am walking with my bf and we are just randomly talking about something... for some reason I asked him what animal do i remind him of... he said "hippopotumuseee". he CLAIMS that he wasn't really listening and he just said the first animal that came to his mind and plus he just watched the movie Along came Polly.

Needless to say I was pissed at him but we eventfully had a good laugh about it.
I gave him a little statue of hippopotamus for our 3 month anniversary.

[surface2air]

yeah but what was so stupid about that?

[chiquita]

don't EVER call you gf hippopotamus.... SHE WONT FIND IT FUNNY!

[SpicyBrownRapper]

don't EVER call you gf hippopotamus.... SHE WONT FIND IT FUNNY!

You missed out on an opportunity for a half hour verbal beatdown.

[chiquita]

You missed out on an opportunity for a half hour verbal beatdown.

lol no i didn't... i pretty much did all the yelling at stuff but got over it eventually.

[surface2air]

don't EVER call you gf hippopotamus.... SHE WONT FIND IT FUNNY!
I'm not dating anyone who finds hippopotamus unfunny!

[ishq.on.da.beach]

I'm not dating anyone who finds hippopotamus unfunny!



everything surface2air says is stupid

[hurryputher]

'You should really shave your back'

[EverBlazinGyal]

i really like how you guys realize you messed up though, and welcome the yelling that follows. awwwwww

[surface2air]

everything surface2air says is stupid
you are catching on. good job.

[chiquita]

'You should really shave your back'

lol

her respond?

[ishq.on.da.beach]

you are catching on. good job.


thx only took a min

[EverBlazinGyal]

this happened at dinner once with a bunch of friends

my roommate asked her boyfriend, 'what's one thing you don't like about me physically?'

he thought he was using the right approach by not dissing any of her facial features or her body when he said, 'i don't like that you don't shave your legs as often as i'd like you to.'

ya it was definitely not the right approach bahahaha he totally embarrassed my roommate

[surface2air]

thx only took a min
Damn girl, calm down. we just met.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

i really like how you guys realize you messed up though, and welcome the yelling that follows. awwwwww

Usually we try our best to sly away from the situation, but if that doesn't really work, and we've fallen for the trap, then there's nothing to do but take the beating.

I now realize that its much easier to let her get the shit off her chest while you stay put and say 'I'm sorry', rather than trying to come up with some reason/excuse/logic behind what I had just said.

Much easier that way.

[neon_moon]

Another one:

Her: If you wanted to bang one of my friends, who would it be?
Me: Your roommate.

Needless to say she was on the verge of tears, and I ruined her relationship with her roommate.

what kind of girls ask these kinds of questions in the first place?

[ishq.on.da.beach]

Damn girl, calm down. we just met.



what?!

:sarb:

[surface2air]

what?!

:sarb:
Damn girl, calm down. We just met.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

Damn girl, calm down. We just met.


lmaO


i still dont understand...why you would say that

[hurryputher]

lol

her respond?

*silence*........*nervous laughter*................*me alone in a room*

[EverBlazinGyal]

Usually we try our best to sly away from the situation, but if that doesn't really work, and we've fallen for the trap, then there's nothing to do but take the beating.

I now realize that its much easier to let her get the shit off her chest while you stay put and say 'I'm sorry', rather than trying to come up with some reason/excuse/logic behind what I had just said.

Much easier that way.
smart man :salut:

[surface2air]

lmaO


i still dont understand...why you would say that
ok you are already quoting my posts and we just met 2 minutes ago in that raptor thread. I liked you in that thread more.

[kucchnahi]

:lol: I loved reading some of all of your faux pas.

Talk about falling into the trap... :lol:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

ok you are already quoting my posts and we just met 2 minutes ago in that raptor thread. I liked you in that thread more.



really?

which one is the one where you didnt call me dumb?

thats the one i liked :D

[surface2air]

really?

which one is the one where you didnt call me dumb?

thats the one i liked :D
I was just keeping up with the "stupidest thing you've said to a girl' theme of the day.:o

[BigCrazyIndian]

:lol: I loved reading some of all of your faux pas.

Talk about falling into the trap... :lol:

what's something stupid a guy has said to you?

"I'd like to take you out to dinner and get to know you before considering marrying you"?

[ishq.on.da.beach]

I was just keeping up with the "stupidest thing you've said to a girl' theme of the day.:o



:O


me no like you now forreal reall..hmph!

[surface2air]

:O


me no like you now forreal reall..hmph!
aren't you 13? geez what am i even doing... :no:

[surface2air]

just kidding. what's up?

[BilalisPakistani]

Oh man.

College years. 20th birthday I think.

Pretty drunk, and just hooked up with this girl at a party. I went up to my boy and said something like "I just made out with some slut", the girl was RIGHT behind me. She had the most dejected look on her face I've ever seen.
:rofl:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

aren't you 13? geez what am i even doing... :no:

Its okay, her location says she lives up your ass. So if anything, she initiated it. I got your back man, Chris Hansen ain't got dirt on you.

[the big d]

not me, but one of my friends

u would be really attractive if u lost 10 pounds...

[poetichustla]

lol this happened a few days ago. she's not my gf.. just a girl im talking to.

her- are we doing something for valentines?
me- uh... you want to?
her- well... yeah i thought we were going to....?
me-...hey..uh... i don't think we should be going further.. it'd be better if we were just friends....
her-..are you just saying that and on the 15th you're gonna come over to my house to fuck?
me-..................
her- youre a fucking asshole *gets out the car and leaves*



it's ok though. that happened like 4 days ago and we fucked last night. she's pretty cool.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

aren't you 13? geez what am i even doing... :no:


lmao yes i am!

goshhhhhhhhh


you nosy ass mofo............................................


:X

[ishq.on.da.beach]

just kidding. what's up?



just kiddin my assss.

[kucchnahi]

what's something stupid a guy has said to you?

"I'd like to take you out to dinner and get to know you before considering marrying you"?

Lol. I have gotten worse: I was running for student elections in my freshman year and this guy asked me to come into the room to give him some incentive to vote for me (i.e. sleep with him). Guess what? I was mad as hell; and the funny thing is that my face even heats when I am angry. Anyway, some guys are really a-holes.

[surface2air]

just kiddin my assss.
lol ok jailbait you are gonna have to stop bringing up the ass up everytime we talk.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

lol ok jailbait you are gonna have to stop bringing up the ass up everytime we talk.


lol! uh no!


that was the first time i even said the ass around here..


:rolleyes:

[5jabi420]

lmao these are freaking hilarious :rofl:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Lol. I have gotten worse: I was running for student elections in my freshman year and this guy asked me to come into the room to give him some incentive to vote for me (i.e. sleep with him). Guess what? I was mad as hell; and the funny thing is that my face even heats when I am angry. Anyway, some guys are really a-holes.

Thats an awesome, awesome story. Really, its spectacular.

[kucchnahi]

Thats an awesome, awesome story. Really, its spectacular.

No, that's not. I was mad as hell; he was an a-hole.

[surface2air]

lol! uh no!


that was the first time i even said the ass around here..


:rolleyes:
Thanks for ruining the image. Jeez, let me live a little.

[BigCrazyIndian]

Lol. I have gotten worse: I was running for student elections in my freshman year and this guy asked me to come into the room to give him some incentive to vote for me (i.e. sleep with him). Guess what? I was mad as hell; and the funny thing is that my face even heats when I am angry. Anyway, some guys are really a-holes.

you didn't have to sleep with him, you could have given him a handjob. God, you girls think we only have one thing on our minds, but we're willing to accept alternatives.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

No, that's not. I was mad as hell; he was an a-hole.

Did he touch you where your bathing suit covers?

[surface2air]

No, that's not. I was mad as hell; he was an a-hole.
lol i bet you lost that student election :rofl:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

Thanks for ruining the image. Jeez, let me live a little.



aww too bad too sad

get over it

i know you can come up with more than that in your dirTy minD

[kucchnahi]

you didn't have to sleep with him, you could have given him a handjob. God, you girls think we only have one thing on our minds, but we're willing to accept alternatives.

NO. What I really wanted to do was slap him. But I refrained. I instead said, "No, thank you." And moved on. That kind of lecherous behavior makes me extremely angry.

[kucchnahi]

lol i bet you lost that student election :rofl:

Yeah, I did that year. But that's because I was so angry and disappointed that I stopped going door-to-door. But I realized I can't let a-holes get to me. For three years in a row now, I've been a student representative now. :D

Really, don't give a damn about the world and the world then starts to give a damn about you.

[bingley13]

you didn't have to sleep with him, you could have given him a handjob. God, you girls think we only have one thing on our minds, but we're willing to accept alternatives.

I want to hear some BCI stories.

[surface2air]

aww too bad too sad

get over it

i know you can come up with more than that in your dirTy minD
wtf man. do you want me to talk dirty now ? hey there should be a reverse chris hansen thing going on...catching jailbaits before they say some scandalous shit to a nice innocent indian boy/adult.

[surface2air]

Yeah, I did that year. But that's because I was so angry and disappointed that I stopped going door-to-door. But I realized I can't let a-holes get to me. For three years in a row now, I've been a student representative now. :D

Really, don't give a damn about the world and the world then starts to give a damn about you.
oh ok cool cool so you stopped going door to door and started inviting everyone in your room..cool cool...hey whatever it takes coochnahi. :salut:

[kucchnahi]

oh ok cool cool so you stopped going door to door and started inviting everyone in your room..cool cool...hey whatever it takes coochnahi. :salut:

No, that's not what I did. I changed my approach. I still went door-to-door but I went with friends. And I bribed with candy. :lol:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

No, that's not what I did. I changed my approach. I still went door-to-door but I went with friends. And I bribed with candy. :lol:

So when you went door to door, how much were you charging the guys for the whole thing?

[BigCrazyIndian]

NO. What I really wanted to do was slap him. But I refrained. I instead said, "No, thank you." And moved on. That kind of lecherous behavior makes me extremely angry.

Just be glad that he was willing to change his position. I know that if Hillary Clinton came to my office right now and offered to blow me with a paper bag over her head, I still wouldn't vote for her.

Now, if we're talking about Kucinich's wife, that's a whole 'nother story. It wouldn't take very much.

[kucchnahi]

So when you went door to door, how much were you charging the guys for the whole thing?

I didn't understand the comment, but I have a feeling it is typical BS.

[surface2air]

No, that's not what I did. I changed my approach. I still went door-to-door but I went with friends. And I bribed with candy. :lol:
is candy your petname for.... you know....?



lawl....ok i'll stop.

[kucchnahi]

Just be glad that he was willing to change his position. I know that if Hillary Clinton came to my office right now and offered to blow me with a paper bag over her head, I still wouldn't vote for her.

Now, if we're talking about Kucinich's wife, that's a whole 'nother story. It wouldn't take very much.

I didn't understand. :neutral:

[kucchnahi]

is candy your petname for.... you know....?



lawl....ok i'll stop.

For what? I just handed out some Reeses' and also Jolly Ranchers and Starburst. Attached to that was my slogan of why they should vote for me in a very thin paper. :)

[ishq.on.da.beach]

wtf man. do you want me to talk dirty now ? hey there should be a reverse chris hansen thing going on...catching jailbaits before they say some scandalous shit to a nice innocent indian boy/adult.



no i dont


you already do


im not a jailbait


airhead.

[surface2air]

For what? I just handed out some Reeses' and also Jolly Ranchers and Starburst. Attached to that was my slogan of why they should vote for me in a very thin paper. :)

ok you are scaring me with your nice nice vanilla responses everytime. and what's with that :) smile everytime....bitch what's there to smile about...you just lost your first year of student elections....

[BigCrazyIndian]

I want to hear some BCI stories.

ok, this is me when I thought I was smooth. The girl I went out with, her name was Sonia.

:chick:: yeah, my room mates call be blahblahblah because it's a play on my last name
:eyebrow:: well if it were me, I'd called you "soniye"
:chick:: uhhh...yeah
....
....
....
:eyebrow:: oh look, a party.

[kucchnahi]

ok you are scaring me with your nice nice vanilla responses everytime. and what's with that :) smile everytime....bitch what's there to smile about...you just lost your first year of student elections....

Lol. Of course, there is! I learned my lesson: I shouldn't have given up the first time around because of one person's attitude. Moreover, I achieved what I couldn't do the first year the rest of the three years. So, there is a reason to smile. Failure was my first step to success.

:)

[thebrownreason]

I've got plenty of these. I am where I am in understanding girls because of the incredible amounts of dumb stuff I've said and done to them. Now, a few of these happened in high school, where we are just plain idiotic anyway. But looking back on a lot of these, they're just funny now.

- I posted this before, happened in High School. Senior year, I think. This girl I had a crush on at the time was being playful with me, and I said something to the extent of "I could so easily rape you" after pinning her. Stopped talking to me altogether.

- One of my exs asked if she was the best I'd ever had and I said no. Which is why she became my ex.

These are relatively speaking, recent -

She had just made me some toast and I was sitting there eating:
Her: "There's something I've been really wanting to tell you for a long time now."
Me: *Not entirely listening* "God this toast is delicious!"
Then she goes nuts and screams at me for half an hour.

Another time -

Her: "How about we go out this Saturday."
Me: "Can't, looking at new TVs with my dad, need to advise him on which one to get."
Her: "Are you telling me you would rather spend time with a TV than me?"
Me: (Jokingly, she didn't exactly take it too well.) "Well it is a big screen TV we are looking at."

Again she shouts at me for half an hour.

LMAO, i can just picture it.

[BigCrazyIndian]

I didn't understand. :neutral:

hillary is so horrible that I wouldn't vote for her under any conditions. For that guy who solicited you, that's obviously not true, he was at least willing to vote for you.

silver-lining!

[surface2air]

Lol. Of course, there is! I learned my lesson: I shouldn't have given up the first time around because of one person's attitude. Moreover, I achieved what I couldn't do the first year the rest of the three years. So, there is a reason to smile. Failure was my first step to success.

:)
:).

[bingley13]

ok, this is me when I thought I was smooth. The girl I went out with, her name was Sonia.

:chick:: yeah, my room mates call be blahblahblah because it's a play on my last name
:eyebrow:: well if it were me, I'd called you "soniye"
:chick:: uhhh...yeah
....
....
....
:eyebrow:: oh look, a party.

oh snap. nice.

this is how smooth I am.

In eighth grade this kid who was in my group of friends came up to me before class while I was at my locker. He says hi and whatnot and then asks me to the dance. It was totally out of the blue and I didn't know what to say or do.. I panicked, looked at him and then looked at the classroom to my right and ran in.

[kucchnahi]

hillary is so horrible that I wouldn't vote for her under any conditions. For that guy who solicited you, that's obviously not true, he was at least willing to vote for you.

silver-lining!

I guess. :neutral: But I wouldn't have wanted a vote from such a person in the first place.

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

i remember i was at work and this gal was tryin to talk to me from a couple of days
even in the training session....she used to stare alot

everybody was having a good time in the cafe

she was talkin to a guy.....and i was talkin to my friend

the gal said something funny and at the same time my friend finished a dirty joke....we both started laughing

the Girl : Bilal are u laughin at me
Me : Do i really know u????

Pin drop silence in the Cafe

[ruch4343]

her (white girl): namaste

Then, I proceeded to make her feel like a dumbass for assuming that just because I'm indan that I'd be receptive towards a hindi greeting.
oh snap. :lol:

[T.Dimera]

mine would be...

"here's my number again...don't lose it like last time"

too funny

[ruch4343]

speaking of laughing at totally inappropriate times. . .

THfiHQZVSw0
omg the sounds she made afterwards. priceless. :lol:

[BigCrazyIndian]

oh snap. nice.

this is how smooth I am.

In eighth grade this kid who was in my group of friends came up to me before class while I was at my locker. He says hi and whatnot and then asks me to the dance. It was totally out of the blue and I didn't know what to say or do.. I panicked, looked at him and then looked at the classroom to my right and ran in.

hah! Did you even go to the sock-hop after that?

[roy_desi]

"i'm 17."

[ishq.on.da.beach]

"i'm 17."
:shock:

[roy_desi]

:shock:
yep that same look.. not to mention almost spitting out her drink

[ishq.on.da.beach]

yep that same look.. not to mention almost spitting out her drink



lol... :rolleyes:

[Rogue]

:think: i remember saying


"i'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you" (jokingly with a straight face) to a girl in my biology class in high school who was sort of a friend (well, we had mutual friends) but then later i heard how she sobbed about it and there were suddenly all these people coming up to me and telling me how mean and insensitive i was. :-|

another time - to some random desi chick's jacket/shirt comobo at our high school
"...hey, whaddya know, totally saw that outfit like 2 hallways back"
she glared at me and then looked sad, so later on i came to know that she totally went back to her locker and put her jacket/shirt away and wore some fleece hoodie instead. :lol:

[surface2air]

:think: i remember saying


"i'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you" (jokingly with a straight face) to a girl in my biology class in high school who was sort of a friend (well, we had mutual friends) but then later i heard how she sobbed about it and there were suddenly all these people coming up to me and telling me how mean and insensitive i was. :-|

another time - to some random desi chick's jacket/shirt comobo at our high school
"...hey, whaddya know, totally saw that outfit like 2 hallways back"
she glared at me and then looked sad, so later on i came to know that she totally went back to her locker and put her jacket/shirt away and wore some fleece hoodie instead. :lol:
:rofl: that's so funny. bullying people is so funny. nhhahahhahaa

[Rogue]

:rofl: that's so funny. bullying people is so funny. nhhahahhahaa:roll: it was always funny how that worked out.

[yazmeen]

LMAO at this thread.... here's my 'you're a dumbass moment'....

Friday - this guy at work that i have a hugh crush on (and I think he has one on me but we've done the general talk about not dating coworkers)... anyway so I invite him to go out of town for the weekend for a cousin's bday.... he says he's got a prior commitment to go hiking or something...
Monday -

Me: let's see the pics of your hike
Him: can't - they're incriminating...
me (dumbass)... thinking it's substance related ..not ppl related: i don't care about that stuff....
him: no.. there's someone else in it....
me .......... oh..........
random conversation later....
me: why are you always trying to hook me up?
him: you're such a great catch...you're an awesome girl ... blah blah....
me: yah but I don't want to date right now...esp.someone from work
him: but he's in a different dept, it doesn't count...
me: no it's too close for being the same floor and all...
him: so what you're saying you wouldn't date me?
Me: No..you'd have to quit or I would ...
Later he ims me at work and says:
him: hey can you give me some ideas for valentine's day.. something sweet and romantic.........

me - again dumbass moment again!!

[marjaan]

:roll: it was always funny how that worked out.
i luv ur new sig u look so pretty :love:

[surface2air]

:roll: it was always funny how that worked out.
:rofl: you are too much. please stop. i dying here....hahahahhahahaha

[Rogue]

i luv ur new sig u look so pretty :love:
thank you! today must be my lucky day to have recieved that compliment from you :love:

[Rogue]

:rofl: you are too much. please stop. i dying here....hahahahhahahahaboo :boo:

[madam_jade]

Oh man.

College years. 20th birthday I think.

Pretty drunk, and just hooked up with this girl at a party. I went up to my boy and said something like "I just made out with some slut", the girl was RIGHT behind me. She had the most dejected look on her face I've ever seen.


Lol that's terrible. :rofl:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Lol that's terrible. :rofl:

Yeah, I felt pretty terribly about that.

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:think: i remember saying


"i'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you" (jokingly with a straight face) to a girl in my biology class in high school who was sort of a friend (well, we had mutual friends) but then later i heard how she sobbed about it and there were suddenly all these people coming up to me and telling me how mean and insensitive i was. :-|

another time - to some random desi chick's jacket/shirt comobo at our high school
"...hey, whaddya know, totally saw that outfit like 2 hallways back"
she glared at me and then looked sad, so later on i came to know that she totally went back to her locker and put her jacket/shirt away and wore some fleece hoodie instead. :lol:


:rofla: :rofla: :rofla: :rofla:

[Felonius Monk]

Her: (referring to friends getting married) Wow. Thats pretty major. Can you imagine being married?
Me: I guess...if i meet the right girl.


Then there was that one time she cooked me dinner on my birthday and i forgot and went and got wasted with my friends.

[punjabipride04]

This happened just the other day actually. One of my professors told me about this dude in my class who's grandma had just passed away last week. Let's call the dude Bob.

So just before the next lecture, I saw him stood outside on his own smoking a cigarette, I walk up to him like 'Hey Bob, I'm so sorry to hear about your grandma, he looks at me then side hugs me & says ah don't worry pp04 it's ok it wasn't mine it was Jack’s.

Stupid professors mixing up names :rant:

[Adelante]

This just happeded about 6 hours ago...

Her: (giggle)
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: whats so funny?
Her: nothing...
Me: if nothing is funny, then why are u laughing? ARE U MENTAL???



... then all hell broke lose... :(

[ancient_warrior]

I asked a girl I didn't even know to throw a piece of paper in trash can. After, she throws into trash can she comes back and says to me "what an unusual request" with a weird look on her face
I was like "yes unsual but different I am spontaneous like that" ;)

She starts cracking up and goes back to her office. Everytime I used to see her on campus she use to laugh/smile. :D ;)

[Hands]

i was tryna chat this gurl up, and she wasnt having any of it, blanking me out, so i just carried on, eventually i just shouted at her "oi, my friend says he wants to lick your pussy!!", lol her head swung around and she had this look on her face like she wasnt sure to laugh or not, well she still walked away with a smile, lol

[Adelante]

i was tryna chat this gurl up, and she wasnt having any of it, blanking me out, so i just carried on, eventually i just shouted at her "oi, my friend says he wants to lick your pussy!!", lol her head swung around and she had this look on her face like she wasnt sure to laugh or not, well she still walked away with a smile, lol
Lol.. thats not too bad... the plan didn't work as well as u'd have expected, but u got a pretty ok reaction out of it... so all good... :)

[GTZFINEZTZ]

I was entertained by many of the made up stories in this thread, especially from Chunky. Thanks for the laughs fellas.