When girls don't put out!!

[indesicive]

I came accross this on FaceBook (Qwality read!!)

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This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


:werd:

:roflbow: :roflbow:

:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[indesicive]

dont get mad, get even! :rofl:

[chingchingching]

:rofl: good one.

[chunky]

LMAO. nice.

[dhinchaak]

so no one got laid... how is that being smarter ?

[Midnight_Toker]

:rofl:

[indesicive]

so no one got laid... how is that being smarter ?

do you mind - we're having a male bonding moment :gtfo:

the guy made the sacrifice, im sure he had a plan B

[deziqt611]

lol

[kucchnahi]

:lol: I have heard that joke before. But nice.

[indesicive]

:lol: I have heard that joke before. But nice.

:shock: I could have sworn it was a true story!! :sarb:

[dhinchaak]

do you mind - we're having a male bonding moment :gtfo:

the guy made the sacrifice, im sure he had a plan B
yea the guy is getting better at being a girl thats all.
okay carry on with ur buttsex bonding

[**bambina**]

Lol.

[indesicive]

yea the guy is getting better at being a girl thats all.
okay carry on with ur buttsex bonding

thank you :gay:

[kucchnahi]

:shock: I could have sworn it was a true story!! :sarb:

Lol. Maybe it was for someone. :D

[vsaigal]

:wtf:

major ownage.

:rofla: :rofla: :rofla: :rofla: :rofla:

[mizz jassi]

hahaha that was funny....she musta felt stupid for not doing him the night before...

[vsaigal]

hahaha that was funny....she musta felt stupid for not doing him the night before...


all grills r stupid. :lol:

[mizz jassi]

all grills r stupid. :lol:


um no...not all

[parkinlotpimp]

hahaha that was funny....she musta felt stupid for not doing him the night before...
wanna go shopping? :naughty:

[desi_shawrty]

I thought that whole thing was stupid.

[indesicive]

um no...not all

Sorry but ALL are.

different case when you're talking about women though

[vsaigal]

um no...not all

ji han.

[dhinchaak]

all grills r stupid. :lol:
well your mom was stupid enough to have you, so you must be right.

[mizz jassi]

wanna go shopping? :naughty:
what do u want me to buy u?

[mizz jassi]

Sorry but ALL are.

different case when you're talking about women though


i see where ur coming from...

[mizz jassi]

ji han.
:shakefis:

[vsaigal]

well your mom was stupid enough to have you, so you must be right.

:squint:

ure pretty. so u can get away with that.

[vsaigal]

:shakefis:

isok darlin. :wavey:

[CoolageUK]

Awesome

[mizz jassi]

isok darlin. :wavey:
i agree wid wat indesicive sed...

im in the middle of being a girl and a woman...( i feel like singing britneys song now....)

[vsaigal]

i agree wid wat indesicive sed...

im in the middle of being a girl and a woman...( i feel like singing britneys song now....)

lol lol lol.

grills. :no:

[mizz jassi]

lol lol lol.

grills. :no:

:kekeke:


boys :no:

[ermsomething]

This had been sent around as an email but its still good, get the bitch back lol

[indesicive]

i agree wid wat indesicive sed...

im in the middle of being a girl and a woman...( i feel like singing britneys song now....)

aha but theres still a catch!

even AFTER you've turned 21 you have to remember that 85% of women fail to grow out of the 'stupid' category hehe

:rofl:

[indesicive]

:squint:

ure pretty. so u can get away with that.

you're so submissive, she could be a blonde!
have you probed her yet? :sarb:

[mizz jassi]

aha but theres still a catch!

even AFTER you've turned 21 you have to remember that 85% of women fail to grow out of the 'stupid' category hehe

:rofl:


hopefully ill be in the 15 percent!!!

[indesicive]

hopefully ill be in the 15 percent!!!

invitation only and requires an IQ of at least 124

[mizz jassi]

invitation only and requires an IQ of at least 124
aight aight

[Amani786]

here is something i got emailed at work - here are 9 words that women say and what they actually mean - just to give you stupid guys a heads up before it all goes wrong...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU/OFF!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

[selina_786]

here is something i got emailed at work - here are 9 words that women say and what they actually mean - just to give you stupid guys a heads up before it all goes wrong...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU/OFF!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
I agree with all of this.

[kunnyfunt]

for some reason this thread reminds me of the islamic pick lines group on facebook..

[desi_shawrty]

here is something i got emailed at work - here are 9 words that women say and what they actually mean - just to give you stupid guys a heads up before it all goes wrong...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU/OFF!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Don't agree with any of it.
Maybe the five min thing with makeup.
Not for me but i have seen other chicks do that.

[vikownethu]

:rofl:

[Amani786]

Don't agree with any of it.
Maybe the five min thing with makeup.
Not for me but i have seen other chicks do that.

well the guys at work sent me this saying that all the points describe me!! so thouight i would share - but i think you will find that majority of us use at least a few of the points.

physically i will admit guys are stronger then us, but on an intellectual level i think women are the dominating force and can play the best mind games - regardless of what the joke at the start of this thread said its us women that are the master at games.

[vsaigal]

probing the blondes. :no:

[dhinchaak]

here is something i got emailed at work - here are 9 words that women say and what they actually mean - just to give you stupid guys a heads up before it all goes wrong...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU/OFF!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


i think its been too long and way too damaging to think this is acceptable behavior and worse even promote it.
everyone needs to learn how to speak their mind, and not be completely ambiguous with their wordings. its totally wrong to expect someone else to "crack the code". what the hell is wrong with women, why must they think it is fine to act this way???????????????????????????????

[selina_786]

I'm the only who agrees to the list Armani posted. Uh oh.

[Z4K5T4R]

I'm the only who agrees to the list Armani posted. Uh oh.
I second you on that - I do all of the stuff on the list. :shock:

[Amani786]

I'm the only who agrees to the list Armani posted. Uh oh.

well people tell me i have a really wry and sarcastic sense of humour - i take it as a compliment. :D

dont worry about it

[Amani786]

i think its been too long and way too damaging to think this is acceptable behavior and worse even promote it.
everyone needs to learn how to speak their mind, and not be completely ambiguous with their wordings. its totally wrong to expect someone else to "crack the code". what the hell is wrong with women, why must they think it is fine to act this way???????????????????????????????

boo hoo -if you ever want a women in your life you will stop complaining and "crack" the code. or be headstrong and say you will not be broken and turn to gayism!!

[desi_shawrty]

well the guys at work sent me this saying that all the points describe me!! so thouight i would share - but i think you will find that majority of us use at least a few of the points.

physically i will admit guys are stronger then us, but on an intellectual level i think women are the dominating force and can play the best mind games - regardless of what the joke at the start of this thread said its us women that are the master at games.
I don't know many girls who say something else and mean something else.
Besides when they pretend to like you and they really don't, but that's different.


It's really silly to say something else and mean another thing. Just say stuff how it is, and everyone's life would be easier. why do you say misleading things?

[Amani786]

I don't know many girls who say something else and mean something else.
Besides when they pretend to like you and they really don't, but that's different.


It's really silly to say something else and mean another thing. Just say stuff how it is, and everyone's life would be easier. why do you say misleading things?

right because men tell us the truth all the time and dont play games?? The way i see it i rather not pour my heart out to them and let them use it against me - it keeps things interesting because they can't figure you out. im just playing the player (without cheating)

[PRCIV]

well the guys at work sent me this saying that all the points describe me!! so thouight i would share - but i think you will find that majority of us use at least a few of the points.

physically i will admit guys are stronger then us, but on an intellectual level i think women are the dominating force and can play the best mind games - regardless of what the joke at the start of this thread said its us women that are the master at games.

Y play these fucked up games in the first place ?

[Guddia]

here is something i got emailed at work - here are 9 words that women say and what they actually mean - just to give you stupid guys a heads up before it all goes wrong...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU/OFF!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

thats so me :rofl:

[dhinchaak]

boo hoo -if you ever want a women in your life you will stop complaining and "crack" the code. or be headstrong and say you will not be broken and turn to gayism!!
thats a dumb comment, probably as dumb as that list you wrote...
but yeah, you will learn the hard way.

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[surface2air]

dhinchaak - teach me your ways with women.

[Amani786]

thats a dumb comment, probably as dumb as that list you wrote...
but yeah, you will learn the hard way.

it seems you obviously are stupid and cannot read - "it was emailed to me" you think i dont have a life so i would sit there and write that shit up?? if you look at the english you would notice that it was written from the point of view of a man!!

yes but me having to learn teh hard way is my problem not yours - and btw women acting in that way is bough on by the way men treat them - you stop being teh dicks you are and we will stop playing mind games - ok

[surface2air]

Amani786 - teach me your ways with women.

[Amani786]

Y play these fucked up games in the first place ?

oh wow its my friend prick - how are you :wavey:

[Guddia]

thats a dumb comment, probably as dumb as that list you wrote...
but yeah, you will learn the hard way.
Just because it doesn’t apply to you doesn’t make it dumb :arrow:

[PRCIV]

oh wow its my friend prick - how are you :wavey:

Did we argue about something else before ?

[Amani786]

Amani786 - teach me your ways with women.

what?? omg not another one that has mistook me for a guy for flip sake!!

[Amani786]

Did we argue about something else before ?

yes we did - and guess who won - me so dont start...

[PRCIV]

yes we did - and guess who won - me so dont start...

What was it about ? Please refresh my memory

[surface2air]

what?? omg not another one that has mistook me for a guy for flip sake!!
you do all those things mentioned? and don't reply me with a 'whatever' :squint:

[Amani786]

What was it about ? Please refresh my memory

same ol same ol

men vs women = women are the best and i will kick you ass any day of the week!! :D (the smiley face is because you also said i seemed too angry)

[dhinchaak]

it seems you obviously are stupid and cannot read - "it was emailed to me" you think i dont have a life so i would sit there and write that shit up?? if you look at the english you would notice that it was written from the point of view of a man!!

yes but me having to learn teh hard way is my problem not yours - and btw women acting in that way is bough on by the way men treat them - you stop being teh dicks you are and we will stop playing mind games - ok
well you posted it on here and happily agreed with everything on it, so don't get upset if you receive some flack for it.
anyways i don't know about men and women, but ill take honesty over stupidity any day.

[PRCIV]

same ol same ol

men vs women = women are the best and i will kick you ass any day of the week!! :D (the smiley face is because you also said i seemed too angry)

Lol, you['re just immature, stop trying to think of a relationship as some sort of contest. You seem bitter.

[Amani786]

you do all those things mentioned? and don't reply me with a 'whatever' :squint:

flip sake is the polite way of saying fcuk - plus i dont know you therefore no reason to use the terms left for the men in my life

[surface2air]

flip sake is the polite way of saying fcuk - plus i dont know you therefore no reason to use the terms left for the men in my life
haha you are gay. bye.

[Amani786]

well you posted it on here and happily agreed with everything on it, so don't get upset if you receive some flack for it.
anyways i don't know about men and women, but ill take honesty over stupidity any day.

no 5, no1 and then no8

[Amani786]

haha you are gay. bye.

okay

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

another Fight
:no: :no: :no: :no:

[dhinchaak]

dhinchaak - teach me your ways with women.
the women in my life are frequented by my presence once in a blue moon, just long enough to be reminded about why I don't meet them more frequently in the first place.
there are exceptions my friend, and they are rare and they are not as loud or as conspicuous as the general mass, you just need to recognize that rare breed.
if keep an eye out for all the wrong things and that is exactly what you will receive.

[EverBlazinGyal]

LOL pwnd

[desi_shawrty]

right because men tell us the truth all the time and dont play games?? The way i see it i rather not pour my heart out to them and let them use it against me - it keeps things interesting because they can't figure you out. im just playing the player (without cheating)
Dude that so dumb
I know many guys tell the girl what she wants to hear but it's up to you to not fall for it. They don't say silly things like that list to play mind games. Even if they did you doing the same doesn't help the situation either.

Whats the point of doing this? If you tell him you're not mad then it should mean you're not. Now that i think of it yeh i've noticed girls doing crap like this.

This is probably the reason why men die younger than women.

[di vinci]

lol


midget


:rofl:

[PRCIV]

Dude that so dumb
I know many guys tell the girl what she wants to hear but it's up to you to not fall for it. They don't say silly things like that list to play mind games. Even if they did you doing the same doesn't help the situation either.

Whats the point of doing this? If you tell him you're not mad then it should mean you're not. Now that i think of it yeh i've noticed girls doing crap like this.

This is probably the reason why men die younger than women.

You're pretty fuckin' perceptive for someone so young. The nagging, conniving nature of women literally kills men.

[Amani786]

Lol, you['re just immature, stop trying to think of a relationship as some sort of contest. You seem bitter.

HEY i put an extra effort of placing a smiley face in the last comment to you so that you WONT say that im bitter :slap:

you have an issue with women speaking their mind and also not thinking that men are the all great and powerful - thats your problem - get over it

[Amani786]

another Fight
:no: :no: :no: :no:

not a fight - just a difference of opinion - it is allowed

[Guddia]

right because men tell us the truth all the time and dont play games?? The way i see it i rather not pour my heart out to them and let them use it against me - it keeps things interesting because they can't figure you out. im just playing the player (without cheating)

Sometimes we have to play these games... doesn’t mean we like it or enjoy it... but to keep our selves protected....

[PRCIV]

HEY i put an extra effort of placing a smiley face in the last comment to you so that you WONT say that im bitter :slap:

you have an issue with women speaking their mind and also not thinking that men are the all great and powerful - thats your problem - get over it

Lol no I have an issue with women being conniving, deceitful and always thinking about fucking some guy over.

[Amani786]

Dude that so dumb
I know many guys tell the girl what she wants to hear but it's up to you to not fall for it. They don't say silly things like that list to play mind games. Even if they did you doing the same doesn't help the situation either.

Whats the point of doing this? If you tell him you're not mad then it should mean you're not. Now that i think of it yeh i've noticed girls doing crap like this.

This is probably the reason why men die younger than women.

yes in dream world men are nice and women are nice, and the world is nice...real world it doesnt work like that - maybe where you are men dont lie, cheat, etc etc, but ive seen enough around me to know that im just keeping it real.

we have a differnce of opinion, and im glad that you have a rosy viewpoint of the oposite sex - my tinted shades came off a long time ago.

[Guddia]

yes in dream world men are nice and women are nice, and the world is nice...real world it doesnt work like that - maybe where you are men dont lie, cheat, etc etc, but ive seen enough around me to know that im just keeping it real.

we have a differnce of opinion, and im glad that you have a rosy viewpoint of the oposite sex - my tinted shades came off a long time ago.

:rofl:

I like you

[Amani786]

Lol no I have an issue with women being conniving, deceitful and always thinking about fucking some guy over.

like guys dont - puleese

[desi_shawrty]

lol


midget


:rofl:
now i know you're not talking about me.

You're pretty fuckin' perceptive for someone so young. The nagging, conniving nature of women literally kills men.
lol thanks i guess

Acting in that way is wrong and it just takes common sense to figure that, but obviously some people lack it.

[PRCIV]

like guys dont - puleese

Guys just make mistakes but they dont deliberately look to fuck women over

[Amani786]

:rofl:

I like you

ahhh thankyou :hug:

[Amani786]

Guys just make mistakes but they dont deliberately look to fuck women over

right thats what the people of iraq need to hear - that men only make mistakes it wasnt deliberate.

[Guddia]

Guys just make mistakes but they dont deliberately look to fuck women over

righttttttttttt

[dhinchaak]

rapidly losing interest..unsubscribe.

[Amani786]

im just finishing work so :wavey:

[surface2air]

the women in my life are frequented by my presence once in a blue moon, just long enough to be reminded about why I don't meet them more frequently in the first place.
there are exceptions my friend, and they are rare and they are not as loud or as conspicuous as the general mass, you just need to recognize that rare breed.
if keep an eye out for all the wrong things and that is exactly what you will receive.
lol. I keep an eye out for ALL the right things. if you know what i mean.... wink wink

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

not a fight - just a difference of opinion - it is allowed

that usually turns into an e-fight

[indesicive]

right because men tell us the truth all the time and dont play games?? The way i see it i rather not pour my heart out to them and let them use it against me - it keeps things interesting because they can't figure you out. im just playing the player (without cheating)

its up to you to associate yourself with the men that DO tell the truth, majority of you ladies deserve to be shitted on; stop dating players, if you know something aint right about him, steer the fuck away...simple!

[thebrownreason]

I came accross this on FaceBook (Qwality read!!)

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This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


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[Samad]

:rofla:

:rofl: smart guy

[mizz jassi]

:rofl: smart guy
chalaak guy!!!

[desi_shawrty]

yes in dream world men are nice and women are nice, and the world is nice...real world it doesnt work like that - maybe where you are men dont lie, cheat, etc etc, but ive seen enough around me to know that im just keeping it real.

we have a differnce of opinion, and im glad that you have a rosy viewpoint of the oposite sex - my tinted shades came off a long time ago.
How are you keeping it real if you act in an oblique manner.

It'll be real if you say things how they are. If you're mad then let them know, or w/e is on your mind don't say the opposite of it.

How does this behavior benefit anyone?
Not every man to take birth on this planet is a cheater and you acting this way will not stop a guy from cheating it will only encourage it.

[Samad]

chalaak guy!!!

hoshiar kuri!

[mizz jassi]

hoshiar kuri!
im polii palii :angel:

[ruch4343]

this is GOLD!. :lol:

[Rogue]

:rofl: that was brilliant.

[indesicive]

its nice to have some 'open-minded' girls in here for a change :wavey:

[Rogue]

its nice to have some 'open-minded' girls in here for a change :wavey:my sense of humor is too much even for guys sometimes but i agree, most ladies i've come across tend to be a bit uptight.

[*indian angel*]

omg!! that is hilarious!!

[indesicive]

my sense of humor is too much even for guys sometimes but i agree, most ladies i've come across tend to be a bit uptight.

its all about laughing with life.

[mizz jassi]

omg!! that is hilarious!!


i like the new avii

[louzh]

Hahahha...hahaha...

Materializt Slut...

lolz... :lol:

[mizz jassi]

Hahahha...hahaha...

Materializt Slut...

lolz... :lol:


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[noreenc]

hahahah that's too funny

[*indian angel*]

i like the new avii

aww!! thanks!!

yours is cute too!! i need to change mine though!!

[mizz jassi]

aww!! thanks!!

yours is cute too!! i need to change mine though!!
lol I'm gonna keep this one cause I know too many ppl on the main site...u can't really tell who it is in my pic x]

u gotz a cute smile ;)

[Durty_Waterz]

so no one got laid... how is that being smarter ?

dosent matter lol he jst wanted the satisfaction of sticking it to her :wavey: yea boi gud on him

[candylicious]

:rofl:


thats ze funni!