what do you men really want?

[Clueless_uk]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:

[BadFingerBoogie]

food and warmth.

[Clueless_uk]

food and warmth.
so a fat old maid will do?

[BadFingerBoogie]

you guys have made this dumb thread so many times. if you didn't listen to us before it shows that you won't listen again.

[TheDude]

you guys have made this dumb thread so many times. if you didn't listen to us before it shows that you won't listen again.

:werd:


clueless_uk, you really truly are clueless.

[versatil]

I don't know why but Chobits just came to mind. I feel sorry for women if persocons are ever invented. What I'd want in a woman? :lol: Someone who understands what I'm talking about in this post for starters :lol: Ahhh. All of the sudden I feel like my youth is going to go to complete waste in the coming years. :ugh:

[Clueless_uk]

you guys have made this dumb thread so many times. if you didn't listen to us before it shows that you won't listen again.

mmmm....all threads go for a round about

if we listened, you'd end up going gay.

Come...you need some challenge to keep u on ur toes!

[versatil]

Quick. Someone link to Echelon's epic list/post/thread thing.

[Clueless_uk]

:werd:


clueless_uk, you really truly are clueless.

thank u :lulz:

[Clueless_uk]

Quick. Someone link to Echelon's epic list/post/thread thing.

variety please.

[southystyle]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:
food, sex, silence.

[kunnyfunt]

someone who shuts up while i drive and doesnt play with my ipod while its hooked up to my car and im singling along to a good track. i doubt that too much to ask. seriously...

[versatil]

variety please.

Because you can't fit the bill?

[TheDude]

Because you can't fit the bill?

OUCH! :Owned:

[versatil]

someone who shuts up while i drive and doesnt play with my ipod while its hooked up to my car and im singling along to a good track. i doubt that too much to ask. seriously...

You'll be single for an indefinite length of time. The music during the ride is totally worth it though.

[Clueless_uk]

Because you can't fit the bill?

Maybe, maybe not.

[Echelon]

variety please.

Are you serious? I seriously think I speak for just about every man. I don't know how anyone could disagree with it, unless of course you're homosexual.

[versatil]

OUCH! :Owned:

Hey man I didn't mean it offensively, I was just asking a question, it's just what came to mind.

... that.. doesn't help. at all, does it.. :lol:

[TheDude]

Hey man I didn't mean it offensively, I was just asking a question, it's just what came to mind.

... that.. doesn't help. at all, does it.. :lol:

lulz at least you were blunt and honest about it. :kekeke:

[desi_shawrty]

I was just about to answer the question.

For a second forgot i'm a girl:kekeke:

[versatil]

Maybe, maybe not.

Get over yourself. This is your thread, which btw is over the internet. At least pretend to be secure, confident, and pseudo-hot if not semi-hot.

[TheDude]

oh here comes the jailbate brigade. :roll:

[Echelon]

The perfect woman by me.
#1 face) Sexy/cute -- a good balance of innocence and bad girl.
#2 boobs) high c/low d -- a good balance of big, but can look elegant.
#3 bum) good depth, nice circular shape, not droopy and cellulite infested, smooth, needs to jiggle just a bit.
#4 intelligence) intelligent and cultured, needs to have substance. can't be a hallow robot. BUT NOTE: Not a compulsive femi-nazi.
#5 femininity) a bit of fragility and vulnerability and submissiveness and naivety, but not too much to the point where she's completely directionless and is the (potential) victim of bastards to the point where she's emo. I just like the gentle type.
#6 behavior in public) we hate attention whores period, we love women who cling onto our arm but know when we need our free time.
#7 behavior in bed) we like control, we like submissive women. giving blowjobs is not a sign of female control, quite the opposite. If you like taking the initiative out and doing things for your man, he needs to "want" it. But beyond that we like em' submissive.
#8 affectionate) we love females who take care of us and support us, who knows exactly what we need. we don't like cold womens who want, want, want!
#9 sweet) we love females who are understanding. I guess these girls are vulnerable to abuse, so they need to have some good senses on who they are "sweet" to. But I really dig sweet girls!
#10 fashion sense) I hate girls who wear shitty fashion or masculine clothes. Be a female, wear something nice, give me an erection. And lingerie knowledge is essential.

The only possible way it could deviate, is cup sizes? But really, this is what we want.

[versatil]

lulz at least you were blunt and honest about it. :kekeke:

Honesty is the best policy. :salut: I've lost a number of friends guys n gals alike b/c of it. When they can't handle the truth I cease to know them whether I like it or not :lol:

[TheDude]

The only possible way it could deviate, is cup sizes? But really, this is what we want.

i think i've seen like five or six people post it on their myspace/facebook and ask other people what they think. :no:

[TheDude]

Honesty is the best policy. :salut: I've lost a number of friends guys n gals alike b/c of it. When they can't handle the truth I cease to know them whether I like it or not :lol:

:werd:

[versatil]

oh here comes the jailbate brigade. :roll:

Oh the "We're women, we know what we want [for today]" pre-McDonalds-holding-job troops? You make it sound bad. At least they can still smile in between complaining. A guy could probably withstand coming home to something like that, you know, an environment in which you don't have to hold your breath, or leave promptly for the best.

[Clueless_uk]

Are you serious? I seriously think I speak for just about every man. I don't know how anyone could disagree with it, unless of course you're homosexual.

I'm not entirely sure if I have read it actaully....I remember reading your thread about how to get women to send you nudes though.

you prolly have spoken the basics for every man.

but is the basic enough for all?

[Echelon]

i think i've seen like five or six people post it on their myspace/facebook and ask other people what they think. :no:

Rofl, it's going to get viral and I'm going to be famous, not that I'd want to, not that I'd need to.
But god damn I should write a book about it because women are friggen amoebas these days. I should profit from this shit.

[Echelon]

I'm not entirely sure if I have read it actaully....I remember reading your thread about how to get women to send you nudes though.

you prolly have spoken the basics for every man.

but is the basic enough for all?

Read the list. It's enough. I've covered just about everything I can think of.

[Clueless_uk]

I was just about to answer the question.

For a second forgot i'm a girl:kekeke:

ROFL

I knw how u feel

[TheDude]

Oh the "We're women, we know what we want [for today]" pre-McDonalds-holding-job troops? You make it sound bad. At least they can still smile in between complaining. A guy could probably withstand coming home to something like that, you know, an environment in which you don't have to hold your breath, or leave promptly for the best.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/darudesandstorm.gif

[versatil]

i think i've seen like five or six people post it on their myspace/facebook and ask other people what they think. :no:

Though I'm not on fb anymore if I was I'd make exceptions to the "I don't friend people I don't know in the least" policy just to point out how it won't work for them. Firstly you can't pretend you came up with it, give credit where it's due. Secondly this story comes to mind about this old (by old i mean ancient old) bachelor being interviewed by some person asking him if he was waiting for Mrs. Right. He responded, "Oh I found her already. Problem was she was looking for Mr. Right."

Clueless_uk may not fit the girl's side of the bill, but let's be honest, most guys here don't hold a candle to a guy that can make that list work.

[versatil]

I'm not entirely sure if I have read it actaully....I remember reading your thread about how to get women to send you nudes though.

you prolly have spoken the basics for every man.

but is the basic enough for all?

You're right. People are much more dynamic, complex. The basics aren't going to do. We're definitely going to take Echelon's template and elaborate on every part of the desired woman's traits to a T. Just wait for it.

[versatil]

http://smiliesftw.com/x/darudesandstorm.gif


If jailbait weren't jailbait Asian guys would still be pedophiles. Angst would strike woman (girls) at a much younger age. For now we can still coexist with them. Phew.

[Clueless_uk]

Get over yourself. This is your thread, which btw is over the internet. At least pretend to be secure, confident, and pseudo-hot if not semi-hot.

Vaaat is the point?

I ain't going to post no pictures innit.

[Clueless_uk]

someone who shuts up while i drive and doesnt play with my ipod while its hooked up to my car and im singling along to a good track. i doubt that too much to ask. seriously...

well....I don't fidget, or sing along songs or play with other ppl's things. I'm very curtious like that.

[coyne20]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:

That sounds like a very rhetorical question.....even tho u know the answer what most men want......................SEX!

[Clueless_uk]

Read the list. It's enough. I've covered just about everything I can think of.

got the quote....

[versatil]

Vaaat is the point?

I ain't going to post no pictures innit.

Wasn't asking for them. Don't want them. If I did I'd have asked you over MSN a long time ago.

[Clueless_uk]

Wasn't asking for them. Don't want them. If I did I'd have asked you over MSN a long time ago.

dude.

my point is....what is the point in "pretending" to be hot on here? I don't get orgasms over a false ego.

[Clueless_uk]

That sounds like a very rhetorical question.....even tho u know the answer what most men want......................SEX!

ur a bit basic.

[versatil]

dude.

my point is....what is the point in "pretending" to be hot on here? I don't get orgasms over a false ego.

Practice does not make perfect, but in the very least it brings you closer to perfection. If you're going to practice the opposite then you're getting better (or closer) to where you'd rather not be. Worse yet is being in between, that's like pretense sandwich, an all-for-nothing guise that just gets you confused.

[versatil]

ur a bit basic.

ignore him :-|

[kashmiri_ryder]

if i get me a women i would want her to just keep talkin while i am listening to her n dont ask me any question what so ever

[Clueless_uk]

Practice does not make perfect, but in the very least it brings you closer to perfection. If you're going to practice the opposite then you're getting better (or closer) to where you'd rather not be. Worse yet is being in between, that's like pretense sandwich, an all-for-nothing guise that just gets you confused.

I hear what u are saying....but

I am where I want to be in "real life", in fact much further than I had ever envisaged....which means I do practice for perfection in my own way.

Just because I don't have any ambitions on RD does not mean I am confused...or I am some ugly fat chick with no life.

[Echelon]

God, still going? This thread is buried. We aren't as directionless compared to women; everything is in the list, it may require some expansion, but it fortifies the general principles of what we like. If you don't believe me, go try and bring up certain points of how it could be different for men, the truth is, mens interests for long-term relationships are detailed right there.
For short-term relationships its going to be about fetish, which will boil down to silly subjectivities that no one can be bothered listing and holds little to no value in terms of objective worth.

[Clueless_uk]

ignore him :-|

:lol:

never know...he might look for a bit more than just a whole now he knows how basic he is

[Clueless_uk]

God, still going? This thread is buried. We aren't as directionless compared to women; everything is in the list, it may require some expansion, but it fortifies the general principles of what we like. If you don't believe me, go try and bring up certain points of how it could be different for men, the truth is, mens interests for long-term relationships are detailed right there.
For short-term relationships its going to be about fetish, which will boil down to silly subjectivities that no one can be bothered listing and holds little to no value in terms of objective worth.

I'm just bored at work....blah.

Anyhow I ask because there seem to be a lot of men (desi) who opt to settle down with a nice village girl from desi land...I mean what is all that about? Smart, good looking men, who prefer a pretty dim girl in comparison to someone who is equally smart and experienced (in life) as them.

[Echelon]

I'm just bored at work....blah.

Anyhow I ask because there seem to be a lot of men (desi) who opt to settle down with a nice village girl from desi land...I mean what is all that about? Smart, good looking men, who prefer a pretty dim girl in comparison to someone who is equally smart and experienced (in life) as them.
Read what I wrote in the list for fucks sakes. Obviously men aren't going to be able to check everything off their list, they have priorities. They chose a submissive girl because she's obviously going to have less complexes.... read the part about attention-whoring, would be generally well-mannered, and will be most likely submissive and affectionate.

I told you, read.the.list.

[versatil]

I hear what u are saying....but

I am where I want to be in "real life", in fact much further than I had ever envisaged....which means I do practice for perfection in my own way.

Just because I don't have any ambitions on RD does not mean I am confused...or I am some ugly fat chick with no life.

I don't doubt what you've just. However there's not much sign of such journeying between the you that started on RD and the you now. :p

[versatil]

:lol:

never know...he might look for a bit more than just a whole now he knows how basic he is

Right. The next level. Sex with two people, this time including him, too.

[versatil]

I'm just bored at work....blah.

Anyhow I ask because there seem to be a lot of men (desi) who opt to settle down with a nice village girl from desi land...I mean what is all that about? Smart, good looking men, who prefer a pretty dim girl in comparison to someone who is equally smart and experienced (in life) as them.

People are full of surprises though. That dim girl could actually have an explosive personality. I don't know. Don't have any concrete stories on this end to justify that, just some things I've noticed here and there.

[Clueless_uk]

I don't doubt what you've just. However there's not much sign of such journeying between the you that started on RD and the you now. :p

HUH.....but I have like over 10k posts! And I can't be bothered using pink font......that is progress dude!

I like reading some of the funny shit here....but I don't jump on here much as I used to...when I had free time and when there were pple on here I actually took a liking too.

btw...I used to think u were a female.

[kucchnahi]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:

:dunno: since I'm not a guy; but I :think: it is really mindless twits.

[Clueless_uk]

Right. The next level. Sex with two people, this time including him, too.

:rofl:

watching?

[Echelon]

:dunno: since I'm not a guy; but I :think: it is really mindless twits.

Shutup mazzy.

[MURDERTIME]

noodzzzzzz

[kucchnahi]

Shutup mazzy.

You didn't answer my question before either, Echelon. :squint: Who is Mazzy? Or maybe what? :think:

[CoolageUK]

sexy time

...

...

.... and a shoulder to cry on, of course.

[versatil]

HUH.....but I have like over 10k posts! And I can't be bothered using pink font......that is progress dude!

I like reading some of the funny shit here....but I don't jump on here much as I used to...when I had free time and when there were pple on here I actually took a liking too.

btw...I used to think u were a female.

:lol:

I take pretty long hiatus from this place.

lol did you catch my more serious, sensible posts, like when I'm not lashing out at the stupid people here? :lol: i had to make sigs saying I'm not a girl :rofl: it was usually just the grammar that did it, though :ugh:

[versatil]

:rofl:

watching?

Sex is always better if you're in the same room. Talk about basic :ugh:

[SpicyBrownRapper]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:

I can tell you what men generally want from their wimmenz, but I'm sure its not something you women can do though:

1. This is major - leave us the fuck alone. Don't nag us over and over again about how we went to our friend's birthday rather than spending that 2 hours with you.

2. Be honest for a change - girls say "No its fine if you hang out with your friends tonight" when you actually meant "Please hang out with me". Don't expect guys to not take you literally. And please don't get pissed off at us when we do what you initially told us to do.

3. Say you are sorry and apologize when you have actually made a mistake. It doesn't hurt to show your man that you show some humility. When there is an argument about something, and you realize it was your fault, don't just change the topic like nothing happened. Say you're sorry.

Really, guys don't WANT much. Men are simple creatures. Guys generally want to avoid arguments, drama and all that bullshit. So don't try to drag him into one. I know this is terribly difficult for the girls.

[kucchnahi]

I can tell you what men generally want from their wimmenz, but I'm sure its not something you women can do though:

1. This is major - leave us the fuck alone. Don't nag us over and over again about how we went to our friend's birthday rather than spending that 2 hours with you.

2. Be honest for a change - girls say "No its fine if you hang out with your friends tonight" when you actually meant "Please hang out with me". Don't expect guys to not take you literally. And please don't get pissed off at us when we do what you initially told us to do.

3. Say you are sorry and apologize when you have actually made a mistake. It doesn't hurt to show your man that you show some humility. When there is an argument about something, and you realize it was your fault, don't just change the topic like nothing happened. Say you're sorry.

Really, guys don't WANT much. Men are simple creatures. Guys generally want to avoid arguments, drama and all that bullshit. So don't try to drag him into one. I know this is terribly difficult for the girls.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, SBR, but I actually like that list.

[Clueless_uk]

:dunno: since I'm not a guy; but I :think: it is really mindless twits.
If I was a guy...I would want a women like u :lulz:

[Clueless_uk]

Shutup mazzy.

u think she's that crazy guy Mazzy?

[versatil]

If I was a guy...I would want a women like u :lulz:

Modesty :cheers:

don't let the door hit you on the way out :lol:

j/k

[kucchnahi]

If I was a guy...I would want a women like u :lulz:

:lulz: If I was in the market for a guy, I would want him to think like you. So, that makes us even. :D

[kunnyfunt]

You'll be single for an indefinite length of time. The music during the ride is totally worth it though.surprisingly i hadnt been single for more than a month since 2002 up until like november... lol... but yeah, music is important...

[Clueless_uk]

:lol:

I take pretty long hiatus from this place.

lol did you catch my more serious, sensible posts, like when I'm not lashing out at the stupid people here? :lol: i had to make sigs saying I'm not a girl :rofl: it was usually just the grammar that did it, though :ugh:

omg...that was you - I soooo remember now :rofl:

aah...the mystry...it's great...like not knowing when your going to rip a fart out.

[Clueless_uk]

I can tell you what men generally want from their wimmenz, but I'm sure its not something you women can do though:

1. This is major - leave us the fuck alone. Don't nag us over and over again about how we went to our friend's birthday rather than spending that 2 hours with you.

2. Be honest for a change - girls say "No its fine if you hang out with your friends tonight" when you actually meant "Please hang out with me". Don't expect guys to not take you literally. And please don't get pissed off at us when we do what you initially told us to do.

3. Say you are sorry and apologize when you have actually made a mistake. It doesn't hurt to show your man that you show some humility. When there is an argument about something, and you realize it was your fault, don't just change the topic like nothing happened. Say you're sorry.

Really, guys don't WANT much. Men are simple creatures. Guys generally want to avoid arguments, drama and all that bullshit. So don't try to drag him into one. I know this is terribly difficult for the girls.

Hmmm.....but...if a women was like this...would you not confuse them to be an honorary male friend and start farting together?

[kucchnahi]

Hmmm.....but...if a women was like this...would you not confuse them to be an honorary male friend and start farting together?

:lol:

[Clueless_uk]

Modesty :cheers:

don't let the door hit you on the way out :lol:

j/k


I have high standards.

[PRCIV]

A virgin bride that knows how to cook

[BigCrazyIndian]

Hmmm.....but...if a women was like this...would you not confuse them to be an honorary male friend and start farting together?

girls aren't supposed to fart. if she farts, she's a tranny.

[kucchnahi]

girls aren't supposed to fart. if she farts, she's a tranny.

:lol: Is she, the non-farting person, at least human?

[onion]

I can tell you what men generally want from their wimmenz, but I'm sure its not something you women can do though:

1. This is major - leave us the fuck alone. Don't nag us over and over again about how we went to our friend's birthday rather than spending that 2 hours with you.

2. Be honest for a change - girls say "No its fine if you hang out with your friends tonight" when you actually meant "Please hang out with me". Don't expect guys to not take you literally. And please don't get pissed off at us when we do what you initially told us to do.

3. Say you are sorry and apologize when you have actually made a mistake. It doesn't hurt to show your man that you show some humility. When there is an argument about something, and you realize it was your fault, don't just change the topic like nothing happened. Say you're sorry.

Really, guys don't WANT much. Men are simple creatures. Guys generally want to avoid arguments, drama and all that bullshit. So don't try to drag him into one. I know this is terribly difficult for the girls.Hmmm.....but...if a women was like this...would you not confuse them to be an honorary male friend and start farting together?

that's where looks would come in (i guess :/)

EDIT: ads :ugh:

[selina_786]

clean house, food on the table and plenty of sex. Their basic needs, the rest is them being silly.

[dayven]

trust and warmth....... :sarb:

[Clueless_uk]

girls aren't supposed to fart. if she farts, she's a tranny.

The ones that don't fart infront of u during the day....fart at night in bed. The worst would be during sex...esp if it was a wet fart and you were doing doggy style.

[PRCIV]

clean house, food on the table and plenty of sex. Their basic needs, the rest is them being silly.

Truth, and laundry done. Plus not too many questions.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Hmmm.....but...if a women was like this...would you not confuse them to be an honorary male friend and start farting together?

I have to ask you what your longest relationship with a guy has ever been, and to what comfort level? 'Coz girls fart around their guys once they get comfortable anyway.

[punjabipride04]

A virgin bride that knows how to cook
Are you a virgin? you do know that is rare.

goodluck to you dude :thumrigh:

[Clueless_uk]

that's where looks would come in (i guess :/)

EDIT: ads :ugh:

:rofl:

aah the powers a women's beauty has over the male vision.

btw....I love your sig

[selina_786]

Truth, and laundry done. Plus not too many questions.
I included laundry in the clean house bit.

No nagging ladies and always look sexy even when youre doing the housework yo. Haha

[BigCrazyIndian]

:lol: Is she, the non-farting person, at least human?

how can someone who gets his penis chopped in half and turned into a make-shift vagina be considered human?

[punjabipride04]

I included laundry in the clean house bit.

No nagging ladies and always look sexy even when youre doing the housework yo. Haha
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/rjamesg6/PIC_0006_edited.jpg
:lulz:

[selina_786]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/rjamesg6/PIC_0006_edited.jpg
:lulz:
He looks cute man lol

Oh I need to pm you for some help.

[PRCIV]

I included laundry in the clean house bit.

No nagging ladies and always look sexy even when youre doing the housework yo. Haha

And also take care of yourself after childbirth..

[punjabipride04]

He looks cute man lol

Oh I need to pm you for some help.
Sure.

[PRCIV]

Are you a virgin? you do know that is rare.

goodluck to you dude :thumrigh:

I know it's rare but it's imp to me. :D

[punjabipride04]

This one looks homo.
http://josh.st/blog/wp-content/2005/02/btc/rohan.jpg

[BigCrazyIndian]

The ones that don't fart infront of u during the day....fart at night in bed. The worst would be during sex...esp if it was a wet fart and you were doing doggy style.

actually a friend of mine told me that in situations like that, his wife will ask him to pull out and back up because she needs to let one rip.

which leads me to the question of: what if they're doing some anal and she needs to fart but he refuses to pull out.....will she she explode from the fart build up as a result of being corked, so-to-speak?

[kunnyfunt]

y'know i think im gunna drop my standards a bit... if she can bring me a bowl of froot loops from time to time, it'll do...

[Clueless_uk]

I have to ask you what your longest relationship with a guy has ever been, and to what comfort level? 'Coz girls fart around their guys once they get comfortable anyway.

Beleive it or not, but I have never been comfortable enough to fart in front of anyone....well other than my mum with silent ones.

I do it very discretely.

[Clueless_uk]

actually a friend of mine told me that in situations like that, his wife will ask him to pull out and back up because she needs to let one rip.

which leads me to the question of: what if they're doing some anal and she needs to fart but he refuses to pull out.....will she she explode from the fart build up as a result of being corked, so-to-speak?

I doubt it....I have managed to hold farts in to let out a few minutes later.

Besides...I'd be worried about what is on my dick if I were the bloke. Anal sex has no appeal to me whatsoever.

[Clueless_uk]

y'know i think im gunna drop my standards a bit... if she can bring me a bowl of froot loops from time to time, it'll do...

I thought u were a cunt....and the whole time u were a bloody cock?

:no:

[Clueless_uk]

I included laundry in the clean house bit.

No nagging ladies and always look sexy even when youre doing the housework yo. Haha

I always wear my bunny out fit.

:lulz:

[kunnyfunt]

I thought u were a cunt....and the whole time u were a bloody cock?

:no:im pretty sure im a guy.. wait... *double checks*... yup deffinitely a guy... =]

[kucchnahi]

how can someone who gets his penis chopped in half and turned into a make-shift vagina be considered human?

:lol: I :dunno:. But I gotta go as class just started again. (Sigh.) I'll catch up later.

[indesicive]

The ones that don't fart infront of u during the day....fart at night in bed. The worst would be during sex...esp if it was a wet fart and you were doing doggy style.

that just somehow turned me on :rolleyes:

[Clueless_uk]

im pretty sure im a guy.. wait... *double checks*... yup deffinitely a guy... =]


:ugh:

:D

[Clueless_uk]

that just somehow turned me on :rolleyes:

basic.

[kunnyfunt]

:ugh:

:Dwell its not like you could come and check... so someone had to...

[surface2air]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:
Her sister.

[indesicive]

its more a case of what our expectancy levels are;

generally we want perfection, which is anything and everything you can think of.

AND

no matter how imperfect we are, it should never be an issue SINCE we are the superior gender and we can never do no wrong

:wavey:

[coyne20]

ur a bit basic.

Not really. Ultimately all guys want some form of shake and whack done to them.

[Clueless_uk]

well its not like you could come and check... so someone had to...

so when it shrinks...do you get a bit girly?

:lulz:

[Clueless_uk]

Her sister.

I have 4 brothers.

[kunnyfunt]

so when it shrinks...do you get a bit girly?

:lulz:if only life were that easy eh?

[ishq.on.da.beach]

pussy.

[surface2air]

I have 4 brothers.
Wow what a cockfest you had grown up in.....

[punjabipride04]

I have 4 brothers.
I'd glad to have grown up around males too! :thumrigh: I'd much rather grow up around guys than girls any day.

[Clueless_uk]

its more a case of what our expectancy levels are;

generally we want perfection, which is anything and everything you can think of.

AND

no matter how imperfect we are, it should never be an issue SINCE we are the superior gender and we can never do no wrong

:wavey:

*yawns*

You are still a kid...lots of growing up balls to do just yet.

:wavey:

[punjabipride04]

Wow what a cockfest you had grown up in.....
Oi cockface did you get my clip thing?

[Clueless_uk]

if only life were that easy eh?

you know you like trying on your GF's thong.

admit it.

:kekeke:

[surface2air]

Oi cockface did you get my clip thing?
i did but i didn't have chance to open it yet. I'm on it like a fat kid on some cake or some shit. thumbs up!

[Clueless_uk]

Wow what a cockfest you had grown up in.....

Tell me about it....the funny thing is...I am more of a cock than all of them put together

[kunnyfunt]

you know you like trying on your GF's thong.

admit it.

:kekeke:no but i enjoyed handing it to her new boyfriend like two months into their relationship as something she'd fogotten to put back on last time we 'went out for coffee' =P

[surface2air]

Tell me about it....the funny thing is...I am more of a cock than all of them put together
I believe you penis envy i believe you....

[Clueless_uk]

I'd glad to have grown up around males too! :thumrigh: I'd much rather grow up around guys than girls any day.

u hate girls huh?

:lol:

trust me...I am glad having brothers...they are less hassle as they are always out...don't gossip and don't borrow my clothes

[Clueless_uk]

no but i enjoyed handing it to her new boyfriend like two months into their relationship as something she'd fogotten to put back on last time we 'went out for coffee' =P


oooooooOOOOOOOh u are such a cunt.

but I like....(only if she deserved it)

[Clueless_uk]

I believe you penis envy i believe you....

are u a lady?

[Clueless_uk]

Not really. Ultimately all guys want some form of shake and whack done to them.

well if thats all u need then u do have hands.

[kunnyfunt]

oooooooOOOOOOOh u are such a cunt.

but I like....(only if she deserved it)yeah and i woudlnt be any other way if you got on my bad side *shrugs* but im a nice guy..
yeah she deserved it.

[surface2air]

are u a lady?
lol no. but if you into the whole gender swap role play shit i'm down....

[Clueless_uk]

yeah and i woudlnt be any other way if you got on my bad side *shrugs* but im a nice guy..
yeah she deserved it.

aah..but you ain't getting a hold of my underwear. Innit.

yeah...you seem so nice I'd die for you any day.

what did she do? not make breakie for you in the morning?

[Clueless_uk]

lol no. but if you into the whole gender swap role play shit i'm down....

erm no.

I'm very lady like in reality it's quite scary.

[surface2air]

erm no.

I'm very lady like in reality it's quite scary.
damnit there goes my chance to wear a frock and prance around.

[kunnyfunt]

aah..but you ain't getting a hold of my underwear. Innit.

yeah...you seem so nice I'd die for you any day.

what did she do? not make breakie for you in the morning?nah i'll stay clear of your underwear, unless you fedex it to me out of lust or what not...

she did the exact opposite fo everything id asked her to do... well which somewhat defines self decency in a person... so umm yeah...

[surface2air]

haha just kidding clueless .that was actually rude. :ugh:

[Clueless_uk]

damnit there goes my chance to wear a frock and prance around.

u can join me in a froc anyday princess!

[Clueless_uk]

nah i'll stay clear of your underwear, unless you fedex it to me out of lust or what not...

she did the exact opposite fo everything id asked her to do... well which somewhat defines self decency in a person... so umm yeah...

yeah...ur best to at this time of the month....it's a bit red at the moment.

oh man...just get explicit with me. what did u ask her to do?

[surface2air]

u can join me in a froc anyday princess!
:lulz:

[kunnyfunt]

yeah...ur best to at this time of the month....it's a bit red at the moment.

oh man...just get explicit with me. what did u ask her to do?
ummm it's kool... you can keep em then...

im a pakhtoon. i dont ask, i put my word down as gospel. its my way or the highway. she went on the highway. so i left her there and drove home.

[Clueless_uk]

ummm it's kool... you can keep em then...

im a pakhtoon. i dont ask, i put my word down as gospel. its my way or the highway. she went on the highway. so i left her there and drove home.


that is what happens when there is too many women on the planet.

[roy_desi]

i want them to stop screaming, crying, and clawing away.

chloroform costs money.

[King Ghidra]

why you asking these clowns?

(Kg's father)

[Clueless_uk]

i want them to stop screaming, crying, and clawing away.

chloroform costs money.

U might want to stop hitting and raping them.

[Clueless_uk]

why you asking these clowns?

(Kg's father)


I have lost faith in you

but go on.....give me what u got *gets ready to take note*

[PRCIV]

We want a girl who will let us piss on her

[kunnyfunt]

that is what happens when there is too many women on the planet.fecking wiminz!! :no:

[Clueless_uk]

We want a girl who will let us piss on her

That won't be too difficult for you considering the closest thing you will ever come to a women is the one on your computer screen.

Piss on it.

[PRCIV]

That won't be too difficult for you considering the closest thing you will ever come to a women is the one on your computer screen.

Piss on it.

Good comeback, maybe I underestimated you ;)

[roh@n]

lol it depends on the guy,

[graphicDESIgner]

Boobs.

[Clueless_uk]

Boobs.

:no:

[nyc_guy_sx]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:
jkj

[nyc_guy_sx]

When it comes to women?

I have reached a conclusion for men in general...but I shall share it later.

So come gentleman.....and discuss to your hearts content.

:love:

greencard and mastercard