First Date "Don'ts"

[ruch4343]

don't talk about marriage.. or how much money you have (how big your house is.. ) wtf.. :mad:
share yours.

[ruch4343]

also, don't act like a fob (sorry, neha)

[parkinlotpimp]

and dont talk abotu your wife and kids on the first date either hoe dont wanna hear about it till you talk about your money and your big house

[PakiRican]

:dunno: never been on a date

[buylill]

why is your sig so overly massively huge

[parkinlotpimp]

:dunno: never been on a date
and you never sent me ur msn either :anger:

[buylill]

:dunno: never been on a date


thats a overly massive huge lie.

[PRCIV]

For the girls: don't eat more than the man does, it's just disgusting.
Offer to pay half.
Suck his dick if he pays the whole bill.

[ruch4343]

and dont talk abotu your wife and kids on the first date either hoe dont wanna hear about it till you talk about your money and your big house
:werd: save it for the second date.

[indesicive]

hold up, do girls even give us the chance to talk...

yap yap yap.......................................

:rolleyes:

[ruch4343]

don't talk about exs.
lol... um yeah.. that's a must.

[ruch4343]

:dunno: never been on a date
lies. I heard you're hot shit. You must've been on a date.

[neon_moon]

don't act as if it is not required that you pay :D

[ruch4343]

dont order JUST salad.

thats a BIG red flag.
I don't get it.

[indesicive]

what kinda first dates have you been going to? lol

sales people, strippers, hair-dressers, lawyers, politicians....

:rofl:

[PakiRican]

and you never sent me ur msn either :anger:
:lulz:

[QUISQUEYA]

For the girls: don't eat more than the man does, it's just disgusting.
Offer to pay half.
Suck his dick if he pays the whole bill.

lol..good advice

[ruch4343]

why is your sig so overly massively huge
I don't see it.. you're the third one to point that out.. wtf..


does anyone else see it too??????

[PakiRican]

thats a overly massive huge lie.
honest, no one has ever asked me out on a date
they asked me to dinner, movies, etc.
but no dates :(

[ruch4343]

For the girls: don't eat more than the man does, it's just disgusting.
Offer to pay half.
Suck his dick if he pays the whole bill.
actually, I prefer to pay for myself. always. first date or not.

[PakiRican]

lies. I heard you're hot shit. You must've been on a date.
no, ive never been on a date :|

[SpicyBrownRapper]

1. Don't take her to the movies, that shit is retarded. First date, you want to get to know her, not sit there and be entertained by a 3 hour movie

2. Don't let any awkward silences take place, make sure you're conversing about something. For you guys, if she is boring you with some girly shit, pretend you're interested in it. Keep asking questions, thats always a sure way of keeping her inolved.

3. Guys, talk about your high credit score, your huge penis and your fast car. That will for sure get her in your bed.

[buylill]

I don't see it.. you're the third one to point that out.. wtf..


does anyone else see it too??????


Rofl are you serious?



hey the dude are yu playing tricks on her

its the size of a obesely gone wrong elephant, and hence covering my whole screen when scrolling down :lulz:

[ruch4343]

hold up, do girls even give us the chance to talk...

yap yap yap.......................................

:rolleyes:
I dont' know what kind of dates you've been going on... :neutral:
it's usually the other way around.

[PakiRican]

nah, it was an arranged marriage, and in case you're wondering, we're happily married.
:no: we aren't married
we are cousins
thats it

[PRCIV]

actually, I prefer to pay for myself. always. first date or not.

and other women should follow your lead

[buylill]

honest, no one has ever asked me out on a date
they asked me to dinner, movies, etc.
but no dates :(


that is a date, doofus.

[ruch4343]

nah, it was an arranged marriage, and in case you're wondering, we're happily married.
straight to wedding bells, I see.
congratumalations.

[cutenoreen]

sales people, strippers, hair-dressers, lawyers, politicians....

:rofl:Female lawyers and politicians? That's hot.

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

never trust a person on the net! :Paper:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

whoever breath be stinkkinnn likeeee my ass crakkkkkk


dayummmmmm!!!


PhewWW

:(

[ruch4343]

if she orders nothing but a salad at dinner, you know she's putting up a front. what kinda person, male or female, goes to a nice restaurant and orders nothing but a salad? think about it.

i dont listen to what she has to say; i watch what she does. actions > words.
oh, okay. potential eating disorder maybe?

[PakiRican]

that is a date, doofus.
its a date if they ask you out on a date
and no one ever did

[ruch4343]

1. Don't take her to the movies, that shit is retarded. First date, you want to get to know her, not sit there and be entertained by a 3 hour movie

2. Don't let any awkward silences take place, make sure you're conversing about something. For you guys, if she is boring you with some girly shit, pretend you're interested in it. Keep asking questions, thats always a sure way of keeping her inolved.

3. Guys, talk about your high credit score, your huge penis and your fast car. That will for sure get her in your bed.
you sound like you've had a lot of practice. :lulz:

[PakiRican]

yeah yeah, same difference. you're paki.
yeah 1/2
and the other 1/2 of me doesnt allow for cousin marriage!

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

i hate it when the conversation revolves around the other person and his life, his hobbies and such

its annoying when you deal with a one sided conversation

also i don't want to know about how many non desi women you've dated so you've dated an itallian big deal like do you want a cookie or a pat on the back? i dont get why guys brag about the races of women they've had

or worse the issues they have with desi girls. it makes me want to say hellooooooo i'm a desi girl wth

[ishq.on.da.beach]

never trust a person on the net! :Paper:


eSp with a picture like yours

[cutenoreen]

never trust a person on the net! :Paper:Too late :ashamed:

[ruch4343]

thank you. sara wants kids now. i told her she has to wait. i guess she just wants a lil sum sum.
figures, she's never dated.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

oh and also when the guys brag about how many shoes they have

and shirts

and jeans

and undies

and what not


da fukk?

i cud care lesssssss!!

[sheena1623]

whoever breath be stinkkinnn likeeee my ass crakkkkkk


dayummmmmm!!!


PhewWW

:(

lmfao, :werd:
i cant stand guys with nasty breath.

[PakiRican]

straight to wedding bells, I see.
congratumalations.
the wedding is actually in the summer :)

[ishq.on.da.beach]

lmfao, :werd:
i cant stand guys with nasty breath.


LOl telllllll me about it!!


my eyes get all watery


and shit

and im like god take me now plz!


:shock:

[cutenoreen]

oh and also when the guys brag about how many shoes they have

and shirts

and jeans

and undies

and what not


da fukk?

i cud care lesssssss!!

What the hell kinda guy does that :ugh:

[PakiRican]

thank you. sara wants kids now. i told her she has to wait. i guess she just wants a lil sum sum.
:hand: i dont want kids
i like my body

[ishq.on.da.beach]

What the hell kinda guy does that :ugh:



i dont know!


yucK

[SpicyBrownRapper]

For the girls:

1. Wearing your underwear - this is a big NO NO on the first date, take 'em off. Who needs 'em.

2. LEAVE YOUR HOUSE - I know its hard for you Desi girls to do this. Common interests are always the key to meeting someone but you have to make yourself available out there. Can't meet someone if you don't leave the house.

3. Make sure you mention you party, smoke weed, and get drunk off your ass and have a sex orgy with 10 random people at once.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

14-year olds? :dunno: she looks about that age.


the dude!

im 17


get over yourself.

thx.

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

oh and also when the guys brag about how many shoes they have

and shirts

and jeans

and undies

and what not


da fukk?

i cud care lesssssss!!


i've never met a man that did that, then again i dont really go for pretty boys i would assume those would be the type to say that

[PRCIV]

lmfao, :werd:
i cant stand guys with nasty breath.

You shouldn't even be talking to guys young lady

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

eSp with a picture like yours


u can talk look at ur AV :rofl:

[PakiRican]

you were supposed to keep it on the dl :neutral:
im pretty excited! :D

[ruch4343]

whoever breath be stinkkinnn likeeee my ass crakkkkkk


dayummmmmm!!!


PhewWW

:(

bad grammar is a don't in general. hit the books. :arrow:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

i've never met a man that did that, then again i dont really go for pretty boys i would assume those would be the type to say that


yeah he was hottttttttttt

BUT his personality was nottttttttt

my type lol..

[PakiRican]

i like your booty :lulz:
me too, but i like my tits better

[ishq.on.da.beach]

u can talk look at ur AV :rofl:


whats av? :shock:

[sarkar_jot]

For the girls:

1. Wearing your underwear - this is a big NO NO on the first date, take 'em off. Who needs 'em.

2. LEAVE YOUR HOUSE - I know its hard for you Desi girls to do this. Common interests are always the key to meeting someone but you have to make yourself available out there. Can't meet someone if you don't leave the house.

3. Make sure you mention you party, smoke weed, and get drunk off my ass and have a sex orgy with 10 random people at once.


:rofl:

and not ALL desi girls have a hard time leaving the house rofl :rofl:

[selina_786]

Guys need to conversate with the wimminz more, don't just sit there and stare like losers.

[cutenoreen]

For the girls:

1. Wearing your underwear - this is a big NO NO on the first date, take 'em off. Who needs 'em.

2. LEAVE YOUR HOUSE - I know its hard for you Desi girls to do this. Common interests are always the key to meeting someone but you have to make yourself available out there. Can't meet someone if you don't leave the house.

3. Make sure you mention you party, smoke weed, and get drunk off my ass and have a sex orgy with 10 random people at once.:no:

:slap:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

bad grammar is a don't in general. hit the books. :arrow:


You're rude!



Is that better?

[chryssy]

omg dont call the girl 15 times the next day and leave her FOB voicemails

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

me too, but i like my tits better
:rofl:

[ruch4343]

naw, she's just trynna impress you and thats her way of showing she's not a pig. sorry, can't fool a brotha from the paki hood.
lolz. I don't eat that much in general though. :(

[sarkar_jot]

Guys need to conversate with the wimminz more, don't just sit there and stare like losers.

:werd:

I'm usually a chatterbox but on a first date totally blank nervous even if I'm normal on the phone (prior to first date). If the dude doesn't talk the first date is fucked :neutral:

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

whats av? :shock:


ur display pic :lol:

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

Guys need to conversate with the wimminz more, don't just sit there and stare like losers.


or worse stare at the rack that annoys the shit out of me

but seriously desi guys and their need to brag about the other races they have dated is such a common thing. is this them trying to make us feel grateful for the date?

[advocatish]

I have a date on friday :nervious: :nervious:

[PakiRican]

:rofl:
i do
they are nice and perky
nipps are a good size and color
i like to look at them in the mirror :lulz:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

ur display pic :lol:


:'''[


its okay, but i said it first


oooooooo0o


cant copy!

retard.

[cutenoreen]

I have a date on friday :nervious: :nervious:
Pink cupcakes!!! I want!

[sheena1623]

LOl telllllll me about it!!


my eyes get all watery


and shit

and im like god take me now plz!


:shock:
LMAO, i started gagging once it was so bad omg.
i just wanted to be like look if u cant afford toothpate & shit ill buy it for u..thats just plain nasty

[PakiRican]

yeah i like your tits too :lulz:
cool, we got something in common

[SpicyBrownRapper]

:rofl:

and not ALL desi girls have a hard time leaving the house rofl :rofl:

Logging into RD is not classified as leaving the house.

[QUISQUEYA]

-I agree, don't take her to a movie. I would suggest lounge/comedy club
(good combination of laughing & drinking)

-Make sure you drink very little, alcohol dampers a man's "ability" but enhances a women's libido. I hope real life has already proved this to you.

[PakiRican]

and i like to look at them while you're looking at them in the mirror :lulz:
lulz
i was so busy admiring them that i didnt know you were watching too

[ruch4343]

ROFL!

jeez. i guess we can't go out then. :hand:
I still lub ju. :Oops:

[BoO bOo]

Guys- dont say "i wanna bone you" on the first date. :ugh:

[advocatish]

Pink cupcakes!!! I want!


take take!

[sarkar_jot]

or worse stare at the rack that annoys the shit out of me

but seriously desi guys and their need to brag about the other races they have dated is such a common thing. is this them trying to make us feel grateful for the date?


really ? they do that ? :ugh:

and yeh some guys don't know how to subtely check out the rack and go back to eye contact :no: it's like their eyes get LOCKED there or something..

[ishq.on.da.beach]

LMAO, i started gagging once it was so bad omg.
i just wanted to be like look if u cant afford toothpate & shit ill buy it for u..thats just plain nasty


hahahah


esp blk people

no offense

but its true lol!!!!!!

well most stink, but not all...lol

[sheena1623]

You shouldn't even be talking to guys young lady
:hand:
whateverrr

[buylill]

I have a date on friday :nervious: :nervious:


don;t be scared, i dont bite. :lulz:

[sarkar_jot]

Logging into RD is not classified as leaving the house.

Going to his place with my own car does ;)

[selina_786]

also, sure be nice but don't overdo it.

''do you want more sugar''
''no''
''I'll get it for you, if you want''
''no''
''you sure?''
''shut the fuck up, please''

....like that. It's terrible.

[advocatish]

don;t be scared, i dont bite.


lol :P


Im extremely...nervous...EXTREMELY :Puker:

[cutenoreen]

take take!
Yay!

I wanna make cupcakes now! Actually... I want someone to make them for me :Oops: I don't like the kitchen.

[ruch4343]

Guys need to conversate with the wimminz more, don't just sit there and stare like losers.
to a certain extent. they can't overtalk the girl.. I get hella bored.. like when are you going to shut up.

[sheena1623]

hahahah


esp blk people

no offense

but its true lol!!!!!!

well most stink, but not all...lol

lol forreal? i find its alot of the white guys with stank breath. its like DAYUMMMM i smelt u from all the way across the room. :no:

[BoO bOo]

:werd:

I'm usually a chatterbox but on a first date totally blank nervous even if I'm normal on the phone (prior to first date). If the dude doesn't talk the first date is fucked :neutral:


fucking pathetic bitch. I can see that your life revolves around internet.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

also, sure be nice but don't overdo it.

''do you want more sugar''
''no''
''I'll get it for you, if you want''
''no''
''you sure?''
''shut the fuck up, please''

....like that. It's terrible.



hahah!

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

:'''[


its okay, but i said it first


oooooooo0o


cant copy!

retard.


how rude :no:

[advocatish]

Yay!

I wanna make cupcakes now! Actually... I want someone to make them for me :Oops: I don't like the kitchen.


I have some downstairs..but theyre all for me :hand:I'll eat them with you in spirit.

[sarkar_jot]

also, sure be nice but don't overdo it.

''do you want more sugar''
''no''
''I'll get it for you, if you want''
''no''
''you sure?''
''shut the fuck up, please''

....like that. It's terrible.

AAHAH

LMAOOOO

[ruch4343]

omg dont call the girl 15 times the next day and leave her FOB voicemails
or just being a fob in general. :no:

[PRCIV]

also, sure be nice but don't overdo it.

''do you want more sugar''
''no''
''I'll get it for you, if you want''
''no''
''you sure?''
''shut the fuck up, please''

....like that. It's terrible.

True being a bit of an asshole is always more effective.

[advocatish]

fucking pathetic bitch. I can see that your life revolves around internet.
:shock: :shock:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

lol forreal? i find its alot of the white guys with stank breath. its like DAYUMMMM i smelt u from all the way across the room. :no:


well im not all up on ppl's faces and what not

but on the bus yeah

yess! i have to ride the bus


LOl...poor me. :(

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

AAHAH

LMAOOOO


she hit it right on the money! at the same time its kinda cute bc it shows how nervous the guy is and that can put me at ease

[sarkar_jot]

fucking pathetic bitch. I can see that your life revolves around internet.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

really ?? ? ?? :rofl:

my Bf would disagree
silly silly girl

[cutenoreen]

I have some downstairs..but theyre all for me :hand:I'll eat them with you in spirit.
Haha *high five*


I've been here 3 weeks and I've been to the kitchen once (to see where it is). I have Alex cook for me (my neighbor). :Oops: Yay for guys who can cook!

[BoO bOo]

:shock: :shock:
booo fucking hoo. tell her to cry me river because i spelled grammar wrong.


:crying: im so pathetic that i care what people write on ratedesi.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

how rude :no:



yes rudeness i know


i loveeeeee itt

mwahah. ha.

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

really ? they do that ? :ugh:

and yeh some guys don't know how to subtely check out the rack and go back to eye contact :no: it's like their eyes get LOCKED there or something..


seriously i'd rather a guy check out other women on my date than my rack it shows what they have their minds on and a girl looses interest really quickly.

[sarkar_jot]

fucking pathetic bitch. I can see that your life revolves around internet.

now seriously
was that NECESSARY ? ?

HEY MODS

THAT WAS NOT VERY NICE

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

HER ATTACKING ME WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR !!

[sheena1623]

well im not all up on ppl's faces and what not

but on the bus yeah

yess! i have to ride the bus


LOl...poor me. :(

LOL omg dont even get me started with that crap.
ive been takin the bus to skool as long as i can remember which is bullshit cuz i dont get home from skool til like an hour later even tho i live like 10 mins away from skool

[advocatish]

booo fucking hoo. tell her to cry me river because i spelled grammar wrong.


:crying: im so pathetic that i care what people write on ratedesi.


aww you can have a cupcake :bhapi:

[ruch4343]

don;t be scared, i dont bite. :lulz:
I still don't see it. :lulz: I'll just delete it. :no:

[selina_786]

she hit it right on the money! at the same time its kinda cute bc it shows how nervous the guy is and that can put me at ease
true but it makes you (or lets say me) want to take advantage of them :lol:

[BoO bOo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

really ?? ? ?? :rofl:

my Bf would disagree
silly silly girl
And do i give a fuck about your imaginary bf?

[BoO bOo]

aww you can have a cupcake :bhapi:
can i have the pink one? :lulz:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

And do i give a fuck about your imaginary bf?



are you guys really really fighting

or...............


:ugh:

[advocatish]

can i have the pink one? :lulz:



but of course..embrace this moment..my pink cupcakes are precious to me. sigh.

[parkinlotpimp]

And do i give a fuck about your imaginary bf?
wow boo boo :shock:

[ruch4343]

also, sure be nice but don't overdo it.

''do you want more sugar''
''no''
''I'll get it for you, if you want''
''no''
''you sure?''
''shut the fuck up, please''

....like that. It's terrible.
so fucking true. :no:

[Geezer]

Dont talk about your ex.

[BoO bOo]

now seriously
was that NECESSARY ? ?

HEY MODS

THAT WAS NOT VERY NICE

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

HER ATTACKING ME WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR !!
yeah get be banned. rd is my life...zomg noooooo

[buylill]

lol :P


Im extremely...nervous...EXTREMELY :Puker:

as long as you have your teeth brushed, and a tons of things to talk about, and don't stare awkwardly, you're set.

[selina_786]

so fucking true. :no:
seriously :no:

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

yes rudeness i know


i loveeeeee itt

mwahah. ha.

:lol: @sig!

[parkinlotpimp]

Dont talk about your ex.
:bowdown:

[buylill]

I still don't see it. :lulz: I'll just delete it. :no:

thats weird. rd is playing mind games either on you or me

[ruch4343]

I like how you mentioned me in only the second post. :Oops: that made me feel special.
only for you jaan ( see? I tried to be fob<< :lulz: )

[EverBlazinGyal]

but of course..embrace this moment..my pink cupcakes are precious to me. sigh.

where are you going what're you doing what're you wearing

:hyper:

[advocatish]

as long as you have your teeth brushed, and a tons of things to talk about, and don't stare awkwardly, you're set.


lol gee thanks :P

[BoO bOo]

are you guys really really fighting

or...............


:ugh:
ugly bitch cares too much about my grammar.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

the mods are way too sensitive at banning people for the littlest reasons :X


plz dont bann me after u see this


















LoL...=D?

[cutenoreen]

Dont talk about your ex.That was the deal breaker with us :no:


=P


:kiss:

[BoO bOo]

wow boo boo :shock:
:ashamed: i was compelled.

[advocatish]

where are you going what're you doing what're you wearing

:hyper:


I have no clue...its a "surprise" I told him to plan it out...so hes not telling me any details..I have no clue what Im wearing...aaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[ishq.on.da.beach]

ugly bitch cares too much about my grammar.



lol!

are you serious?


yeah someone said that to me too :sarb:

[sarkar_jot]

And do i give a fuck about your imaginary bf?

you're such a dumb little girl :rofl:

[EverBlazinGyal]

I have no clue...its a "surprise" I told him to plan it out...so hes not telling me any details..I have no clue what Im wearing...aaaahhhhhhhhhhh

omg make a thread RD will help you

[BoO bOo]

but of course..embrace this moment..my pink cupcakes are precious to me. sigh.
aww..i'll just take the choco ones. :ashamed:

[selina_786]

Personal opinion here :
Do tell us what your intentions are, most likely we are probably after the same!!! Avoid yourself from losing out by knowing what to expect from the beginning.

Ofcourse unless youre aiming at jailbaits.

[ruch4343]

jeez you just keep attacking me! main insani to hoon!
okay, you're not that bad.. when you keep doing the fucking "A1" sign.. it's hella annoying.

[advocatish]

omg make a thread RD will help you


lol na uh..LAST time that didnt work out too well :squint: ppl go off topic too much..argh

[sarkar_jot]

ugly bitch cares too much about my grammar.


no I'm just amused as to how easy it is to strike a nerve with ya ;)

stupid little girl

[Geezer]

Dont answer your phone when it rings. It doesnt make you look popular.

[cutenoreen]

lol na uh..LAST time that didnt work out too well :squint: ppl go off topic too much..argh
Don't wear pink =P

[ishq.on.da.beach]

Dont answer your phone when it rings. It doesnt make you look popular.



what if its an emergency

[BoO bOo]

lol!

are you serious?


yeah someone said that to me too :sarb:
yeah. give me a fucking break.

this is rd not some professional piece of crap. I could care less about my grammar. Actually, i dont care at all because rd is not my online school. :rofla:

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

Dont talk about your ex.


HELL YA then again some guys like to ask a ton of questions about your past relationship. that's annoying as well bc its kinda private stuff you dont want to get into why things didn't work out it brings back bad feelings.

[BoO bOo]

no I'm just amused as to how easy it is to strike a nerve with ya ;)

stupid little girl
you care too much about me. good to know. ;)

[EverBlazinGyal]

lol na uh..LAST time that didnt work out too well :squint: ppl go off topic too much..argh

lol ok

well whatever it is, i'm sure you'll look nice

______

another tip for first date:

LOOK NICE! make an effort. but wear what you think looks nice on you, not what you think he/she will like.

[selina_786]

Don't ring us all the time, it makes you look desperate although we'll probably give you the impression that we get excited each and everytime.

Fact is, we will soon stop answering some (at times, all) of your calls.

[ruch4343]

Dont talk about your ex.
omg :werd:
you coming out of retirement?

[PRCIV]

Remember to squeeze her ass at the end of the date to let her know you're into her

[neon_moon]

also...don't do this:

boy comes and picks me up in a bmw
(me)--nice car!! really nice
(boy)--thanks...but its not mine...its actually my brothers
(me)--oh really? what's going on with your car/
(boy)--oh..I uh....uh...I didn't want you to see what I drive
(me)---why? it's really not a big deal what you drive..what is it?
(boy)---oh..i uh...drive a mercedes
(me)--oh! ok well it really doesn't matter either way what you drive

I was like wtf! dude it doesn't matter what the hell you drive, even if you drive a mercedes..if I can't stand you or if I can't stand even looking at your face...what you drive is not going to help your cause any. Also like i was really going to be that impressed...and that he needs to watch out for gold diggers...it was just wierd and confusing...and awkward...not a good way to start a first date. Just be real guys

[Midnight_Toker]

just go watch the movie Swingers if you ask me :google:

http://life1134.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/swingers-poster-c12205816.jpeg

[BoO bOo]

Remember to squeeze her ass at the end of the date to let her know you're into her
I would find that very inappropriate. :hsnono:

[parkinlotpimp]

Personal opinion here :
Do tell us what your intentions are, most likely we are probably after the same!!! Avoid yourself from losing out by knowing what to expect from the beginning.

Ofcourse unless youre aiming at jailbaits.
Im not gonna say "hey im gonna lay you tonight and never see you again" thats ludicrous im gonna lie my teeth off!

[selina_786]

Ooops, im getting carried away lol
this is on first dates only.

[Geezer]

Dont forget your breath mints lol

[ruch4343]

hehehe. :lulz: so why is being a fob a bad thing?
it's not, but I think my personality crashes with them.. not like on a friends level, but a dating level for sure.

[advocatish]

aww..i'll just take the choco ones. :ashamed:


no no here....have this one

http://www.pink-world.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/pink_cupcake.jpg

[BoO bOo]

Ooops, im getting carried away lol
this is on first dates only.
:rofl: that was funny.


I end up talking alot. :shock:

[PRCIV]

I would find that very inappropriate. :hsnono:

But you'd be turned on a little bit at the same time innit ?

[BoO bOo]

no no here....have this one

http://www.pink-world.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/pink_cupcake.jpg


aww your sucha sweetie pie. :hug:

[advocatish]

lol ok

well whatever it is, i'm sure you'll look nice

______

another tip for first date:

LOOK NICE! make an effort. but wear what you think looks nice on you, not what you think he/she will like.


I shall keep you posted.


are you going to ISHQ on the 15? I think or the 16th...Saa formal.

[BoO bOo]

But you'd be turned on a little bit at the same time innit ?
My ass is too hot. :cool:

[ruch4343]

Personal opinion here :
Do tell us what your intentions are, most likely we are probably after the same!!! Avoid yourself from losing out by knowing what to expect from the beginning.

Ofcourse unless youre aiming at jailbaits.
you should have a column. :love:

[selina_786]

Im not gonna say "hey im gonna lay you tonight and never see you again" thats ludicrous im gonna lie my teeth off!
hmmm, so u have been putting so much effort into a girl for this only one night? That's a lil sad, y'know.

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

some guys are really into holding hands in public that just gives off a really needy vibe and turns me off


if i leave my phone on the table and go to the restroom don't look through my cell.

if you want to check out my phone go ahead guys love to play with lil gadgets that are new i get it, but when you go through my albums or texts its just odd. shows a lack of trust as well as being hella nosy.

[parkinlotpimp]

lulz @ everyone offering advice. you know you girls have never gone on dates. psh!
id rather date you over most these girls :bowdown: ... except PakiRican sorry bro

[EverBlazinGyal]

I shall keep you posted.


are you going to ISHQ on the 15? I think or the 16th...Saa formal.

naaah i went to the one last semester

are you?

[Geezer]

lulz @ everyone offering advice. you know you girls have never gone on dates. psh!

On msn they have :p

[ruch4343]

Dont answer your phone when it rings. It doesnt make you look popular.
More like a jackass.

[Drumline]

er......Ruch, you might actually want to make this thread a little more presentable.

I'm assuming a lot of these jerks haven't been out on a date before, and will take all this as gospel truth?

[advocatish]

Don't wear pink =P
]



darnit :anger:

[selina_786]

:rofl: that was funny.


I end up talking alot. :shock:
lol seriously :lol:

[cutenoreen]

Dont forget your breath mints lolI dont like breath mints. I like gum :love:

[advocatish]

naaah i went to the one last semester

are you?


debating since we didnt go to the first one...but I heard this one wont be AS great.

[selina_786]

you should have a column. :love:
:love: They think they can play us. Ha! They make life much more difficult for themselves.

[BoO bOo]

lulz @ everyone offering advice. you know you girls have never gone on dates. psh!
:rofl:

i went couple months back. He txted me the next day saying "i wanna bone you" :rofla: i died laughing but eventually hes my bf now. :neutral:


Yes, i still got the cherry. Im not an emotional fool. :hs:

[advocatish]

aww your sucha sweetie pie. :hug:


:lulz:

[ruch4343]

Don't ring us all the time, it makes you look desperate although we'll probably give you the impression that we get excited each and everytime.

Fact is, we will soon stop answering some (at times, all) of your calls.
no, seriously. you need to have a newspaper column or something. I JUST did that. :neutral:

[indesicive]

stop giving advice...there wont be enough girls to go around if they're tied up to 2nd dates!

some guys feed off 1st date failures.......inc me :wavey:

[Geezer]

I dont like breath mints. I like gum :love:

Bet you do lol

[EverBlazinGyal]

debating since we didnt go to the first one...but I heard this one wont be AS great.

i'm kinda pissed about this sitty weather cause i bought tickets for the PSF formal last weekend but couldn't go because of the storm :shakefis:

do you usually wear saris or shalwar kameez to formals?

[selina_786]

some guys are really into holding hands in public that just gives off a really needy vibe and turns me off


if i leave my phone on the table and go to the restroom don't look through my cell.

if you want to check out my phone go ahead guys love to play with lil gadgets that are new i get it, but when you go through my albums or texts its just odd. shows a lack of trust as well as being hella nosy.

YUCK! Please don't. We are still a little embarassed by you. Until we really get to know you. It's about holding that image in public.

[BoO bOo]

lol seriously :lol:
i get nervous and theconclusion :blahblah:




i get hyper. :( And i end up telling my history.

[ishq.on.da.beach]

lol i donno whts this gotta do with dating, but umm


guys who have unibrows


YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk.

[advocatish]

i'm kinda pissed about this sitty weather cause i bought tickets for the PSF formal last week but couldn't go because of the storm :shakefis:

do you usually wear saris or shalwar kameez to formals?



I like shalwar if I plan on dancing a lot...but I love saris too...If we go I'll probably wear a sari..have a really nice one that I havent worn yet..

[cutenoreen]

Bet you do lolWhat is that supposed to mean :squint:

[QUISQUEYA]

:love: They think they can play us. Ha! They make life much more difficult for themselves.

Hate the game...not the player.

[ruch4343]

what's the a1 sign?
like a-okay.. when you connet the ends of your index finger and your thumb.

[PRCIV]

Hate the game...not the player.

Word *****, Word

[parkinlotpimp]

hmmm, so u have been putting so much effort into a girl for this only one night? That's a lil sad, y'know.
one girl :rofl:

[BoO bOo]

:lulz:
:kekeke: ur so cute.




shit, she left. I wanted more drama. :ashamed:

[selina_786]

no, seriously. you need to have a newspaper column or something. I JUST did that. :neutral:
Thankyou but I still got lotz more to learn, when it comes to men and relationships :neutral: (cmon, we are desi girls... and silly) :lol:

Dude, guys never have anything interesting to talk about on the phone so it's better to talk to them once in a while.
Girls = no problem.. we'll pick up anytime.

[ruch4343]

er......Ruch, you might actually want to make this thread a little more presentable.

I'm assuming a lot of these jerks haven't been out on a date before, and will take all this as gospel truth?
I'm sure they have... I just went on one from hell. :no:

[selina_786]

Hate the game...not the player.
No-one is hating. We love to play along.

[advocatish]

:kekeke: ur so cute.




shit, she left. I wanted more drama. :ashamed:


argh I had my popcorn ready :( Now I have to go back and clean.

[-Ziad-]

lol i donno whts this gotta do with dating, but umm


guys who have unibrows


YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk.:lol: wtf you're so random. this ain't RH.

[PRCIV]

lol see guys, this is what i mean. dont listen to women's advice about dating. all these women were telling you "don't talk about sex :blahblah: " on the first date. this dude did and it worked.


never, ever listen to what women say about relationships and dating. notice what they do, not what they say.

and she was just telling me that the ass-squeeze maneuver wouldn't work, I say, why not take a chance ? It's gotta be more effective than just standing there like a doofus

[selina_786]

one girl :rofl:
:rofl:

[Drumline]

I'm sure they have... I just went on one from hell. :no:

was it an online date? :lulz:

[QUISQUEYA]

lol see guys, this is what i mean. dont listen to women's advice about dating. all these women were telling you "don't talk about sex :blahblah: " on the first date. this dude did and it worked.


never, ever listen to what women say about relationships and dating. notice what they do, not what they say.

lol...exactly.

[sarkar_jot]

Loving the admins generalizations about desi girls and dates :rofl:

I can't stop laughing

wtf kind of desi girls do you know ? :ugh:

[selina_786]

and she was just telling me that the ass-squeeze maneuver wouldn't work, I say, why not take a chance ? It's gotta be more effective than just standing there like a doofus
make or break, that is a risky one.

[sunny333333]

don't talk about marriage.. or how much money you have (how big your house is.. ) wtf.. :mad:
share yours.
guys: dont talk about marriage or love

girls: dont expect not to get fucked :anxious:

[ishq.on.da.beach]

:lol: wtf you're so random. this ain't RH.


lol! but its trueeeeeeeeeee its yuckyyyyyy




and you dont have to be on RH to be random!

[BoO bOo]

lol see guys, this is what i mean. dont listen to women's advice about dating. all these women were telling you "don't talk about sex :blahblah: " on the first date. this dude did and it worked.


never, ever listen to what women say about relationships and dating. notice what they do, not what they say.
we started dating after 2 months. :slap:


He couldnt resist me. :hs:

[thebrownreason]

ain't nothin wrong with a lil sum sum after the first date :lulz:

[selina_786]

Loving the admins generalizations about desi girls and dates :rofl:

I can't stop laughing

wtf kind of desi girls do you know ? :ugh:
lol, its alright.

You seen how some of these guys look? Yea, basically. We girls are shallow as it is.

[BoO bOo]

argh I had my popcorn ready :( Now I have to go back and clean.
Where is your mummy? :lulz:

[cutenoreen]

ain't nothin wrong with a lil sum sum after the first date :lulz::eyebrow:

[ruch4343]

Thankyou but I still got lotz more to learn, when it comes to men and relationships :neutral: (cmon, we are desi girls... and silly) :lol:

Dude, guys never have anything interesting to talk about on the phone so it's better to talk to them once in a while.
Girls = no problem.. we'll pick up anytime.
lol. the learning will only end when you get married.
I absolutely hate talking on the phone..

he's a chatterbox.
I actually ignored the call while I was writing in the thread.

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

don't be so quick to attempt a kiss if the other person isn't ready or worse, isn't feeling it then you're gonna make an ass out of yourself and ruin all hopes of a future date.

[thebrownreason]

amen to that.

better watch out though, not with desi grillz, mang.

but who am I kidding, i wouldn't know. :roll:

[advocatish]

Where is your mummy? :lulz:


coming home from work...actually nvm shes here lol didnt hear her walk in.

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

lol. the learning will only end when you get married.
I absolutely hate talking on the phone..

he's a chatterbox.
I actually ignored the call while I was writing in the thread.


:) my mom does that to my dad lol

[BoO bOo]

:werd: he says he wants a lil sum sum after the first date, and they're still together after two months.
He is not getting that lil sum sum. :hs:


Like i said, the day he tries to lay his hand in my pants, that will be his last day on this earth. :hs: He knows better.

[thebrownreason]

:eyebrow:

you lookin for a lil sum sum? we're all lookin for a lil sum sum :lulz:

[selina_786]

did someone say ''don't talk about sex?''some girls don't mind that but I think it's gayish when they come out with the 'big question' and you can see it coming as well "so, are you virgin"????

Yeah, always cracks me up, innit.

[QUISQUEYA]

No-one is hating. We love to play along.

Don't we know...I think it's hardwired in the female genes.

But on a serious note, I always say its good to know the game and then choose how you want to "play' it depending on the female.

In other words, be a nice guy because you want to, not because thats all you know (due to being raised a sheltered moma's boy)

[ruch4343]

:lol: wtf you're so random. this ain't RH.
lol. :werd:

[cutenoreen]

you lookin for a lil sum sum? we're all lookin for a lil sum sum :lulz:I'm looking for a lot of sum sum :eyebrow:

[Geezer]

lol dont kiss on the first date

[selina_786]

i like how you look, boo. :kiss:
I'm not even mysterious on this forum, how annoying :no:

lol

[BoO bOo]

coming home from work...actually nvm shes here lol didnt hear her walk in.
Let her notice the mess. :hs:

Just pretend like it wasnt you.

[thebrownreason]

wtf? who asks if you're a virgin on the first date? people got no game :no:

[vikownethu]

Don't wear undergarments.

[neon_moon]

and she was just telling me that the ass-squeeze maneuver wouldn't work, I say, why not take a chance ? It's gotta be more effective than just standing there like a doofus

it just depends on the girl, whether she will like it or not....and also whether she is really feeling you and it wont just come off as creepy

its amazing how some guys can get away with so much and others...not so much

[ishq.on.da.beach]

you lookin for a lil sum sum? we're all lookin for a lil sum sum :lulz:


hey brownreason

i just thought of something


you know you said you dont like desi girls...


and you never dated one

never talked to one like that either


so how do you guys all know that desi girls aaint good enuff?!

just wonderin........ :rolleyes:

[ruch4343]

was it an online date? :lulz:
I wish. :lulz: at least then I would've been able to stop talking and told him my computer crashed.

[Drumline]

DO haul your pen0r out on the first date to show her what a good rogering you could give her.

[ruch4343]

guys: dont talk about marriage or love

girls: dont expect not to get fucked :anxious:
:slap:

[selina_786]

Don't we know...I think it's hardwired in the female genes.

But on a serious note, I always say its good to know the game and then choose how you want to "play' it depending on the female.

In other words, be a nice guy because you want to, not because thats all you know (due to being raised a sheltered moma's boy)
:werd: You talk sense

[thebrownreason]

I'm looking for a lot of sum sum :eyebrow:

in that case :eyebrow:

[BoO bOo]

wtf? who asks if you're a virgin on the first date? people got no game :no:
No lie but you men respect virgins more.

[PRCIV]

it just depends on the girl, whether she will like it or not....and also whether she is really feeling you and it wont just come off as creepy

its amazing how some guys can get away with so much and others...not so much

Word, only some guys can pull it off, most will look like they've never touched a woman before

[selina_786]

lol dont kiss on the first date
lol

[thebrownreason]

lol dont kiss on the first date

c'mon, cuzzo. they're always lookin for a lil sum sum, if we play the cards right. :lulz:

[Midnight_Toker]

did someone say ''don't talk about sex?''some girls don't mind that but I think it's gayish when they come out with the 'big question' and you can see it coming as well "so, are you virgin"????

Yeah, always cracks me up, innit.

so, are you virgin????

:google:

[ruch4343]

ain't nothin wrong with a lil sum sum after the first date :lulz:
it's only okay if you both are drunk, which in your case is 98% of the time anyways,so it's okay for you. :lulz:

[PRCIV]

wtf? who asks if you're a virgin on the first date? people got no game :no:

LMAO.

[cutenoreen]

lol dont kiss on the first dateExplain yourself with the gum comment fool :slap:

[Drumline]

I wish. :lulz: at least then I would've been able to stop talking and told him my computer crashed.

awww......what's the moral here?

you should stay single until your parents choose a guy for you :awesome:

[ruch4343]

:) my mom does that to my dad lol
omg I was like stfu already, damn.

[thebrownreason]

No lie but you men respect virgins more.

that's cause we're better than you wimmenz

[Geezer]

c'mon, cuzzo. they're always lookin for a lil sum sum, if we play the cards right. :lulz:

you'll play right into their hands. you want them to want it more than you do.

[selina_786]

LMAO.
yo, trust me.. you got some sad brothers out there.

[sunny333333]

:slap:
:gay:

[thebrownreason]

hey brownreason

i just thought of something


you know you said you dont like desi girls...


and you never dated one

never talked to one like that either


so how do you guys all know that desi girls aaint good enuff?!

just wonderin........ :rolleyes:

damn, girlfrand. you stalkin me now? :lulz:

[Geezer]

Explain yourself with the gum comment fool :slap:

nothing, just joking

[thebrownreason]

you'll play right into their hands. you want them to want it more than you do.

:werd:

[ruch4343]

wait, what? you find it annoying when i do that? heh? :-s
not, you.. a 'you' in general...
like if you keep doing it on a date.. I'm like stooooop.

[PRCIV]

yo, trust me.. you got some sad brothers out there.

I suggest you get up and walk right out of there if anyone asks you that question.

[cutenoreen]

in that case :eyebrow:Your place? In an hour? Good.




=P