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yussi
February 2nd, 2008, 01:51 PM
Ok well theres a new channel on Sky called Nollywood, its basically a nigerian channel which shows homegrown movies, 24/7.

I watched one yesterday out of utter bordem, and OMG, it was soo Bad.
They cannot act at all.
The script was amzingly bad-
"They want me for who i am, not who i am"
"But what you are makes you who you are"
"What i am means nothing about who i am"
"Who you are is just as important as what you are"
"But what i am is nothing compared to who i am"
"I love you for who you are and what you are"
"That has nothing to do with what i will be and who i will be"
"Who you will be and what you will be will be the same as who you are and what you are"
It went on like that for about 10 minutes.

The backgroud music would be so loud that you couldn't hear the people talking
In one scene you could see the camera man
In almost every scene you could hear the porduction team talking
In the story, this lady gets beat up by some random women, they show her getting beat on the legs... and the next thing you know.. the woman is blind. How the hell can you become blind from beatings to the leg?

I got some of it on my camera phone (I couldnt help myself, it was so bad, i had to show others) I'll try and upload some later.

Seriously, shockingly bad stuff.

aliG_reinvented
February 3rd, 2008, 10:36 PM
Annnnd HOW is that different from an Indian movie? Movies that are regularly beaten in all global film festivals they manage to get in (as rare as that is).